"What?!"

Zhou Ze's eyes widened, refusing to believe what he heard.

"You just said that the North is shattered?!"

Murong Bai nodded and said, "Actually, when the Northern Border Army broke through the border cities in our territory, I also thought of this situation. ”

"So the destruction of the North is still an omen."

"It's just..."

Murong Bai's voice paused, and then slowly moved his gaze to Zhou Ze's underneath.

"It's just that compared to the destruction of the North, why do I feel that the flowering of your ass is more surprising?!" Murong Bai pursed his lips and said.

Looking at Murong Bai's appearance, Zhou Ze couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth helplessly.

Zhou Ze didn't even have to think about it, this guy must be holding back in his heart.

If he opened his mouth and moaned in pain, he would probably be able to laugh out loud in the next moment.

No.

You don't have to moan and scream in pain.

Zhou Ze coughed lightly, and in order to verify whether he was thinking correctly, Zhou Ze opened his mouth and said, "If you want to laugh, laugh out." ”

Even when Zhou Ze didn't even say the word "fruit" of "if", Murong Bai's laughter had already sounded.

Followed by Lu Weijian and Murong Bo.

The two old men carefully studied the wound on Zhou Ze's buttocks, and smiled a little tactfully.

But after all, he still couldn't keep himself calm in front of Zhou Ze's ass like this.

Even the road elephant who had been laughing since he came down from the mountain just now was successfully lured by them and laughed again.

Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly.

"Ugh..."

Zhou Ze took a deep breath: "The world is unfair... A great hero should be ridiculed like this because he was injured a little. ”

"It's really sad, it's a pity..."

Tan Yun leaned over, looked at Zhou Ze and said, "Zhou Ze, if you don't use any herbs or something, treat your ass." ”

Looking at the peeking eyes around him, Zhou Ze really couldn't help it.

"You move your corpses, you're always here to see what I'm doing!"

"Don't peek! Remove your eyes from me! ”

After Zhou Ze scolded twice, he still didn't cut off their idea of continuing to watch.

Zhou Ze, who was held by Lu Xiang and Tan Yun's hands, seemed to have no attack power at this time.

"Damn."

Zhou Ze hung his head weakly.

Lu Xiang laughed loudly, and did not forget to complain to Zhou Ze: "You are very heavy, hey!" How can you put your head down? ”

"I'm a hurtful person, can't I even hang my head now?"

Zhou Ze gritted his teeth and said, "If it weren't for the fact that I can't heal such a serious injury now, otherwise, I would have to give you a laughing person." ”

"Hahaha!" Lu Weijian's laughter was as hearty as ever.

Zhou Ze said viciously: "Old Lu, don't think that I won't dare to bully you when you're old!" ”

"You don't dare, hahaha!"

Lu Weijian said without fear: "And is your ass cold now?" ”

"There's a flower in the back!"

"Hahaha!"

"Damn!" Zhou Ze gritted his teeth stubbornly: "Being looked at by people, I feel like I'm insulted!" ”

"Zhou Ze, aren't you very good at medicine? Why can't I treat myself? Tan Yun asked with some curiosity.

Zhou Ze couldn't help but feel warm and said, "Alas... Looks like someone still cares about me. ”

"I can't treat it, precisely because this thing is not just an external injury, but also a slight internal injury."

Zhou Ze said helplessly: "I can't rotate my upper body 360 degrees to see the injury on my buttocks. ”

"If you want to blame it, blame that crimson energy body for not talking about martial arts and bombing my ass..."

Zhou Ze said with emotion, as if he noticed a slight smile on the corner of Tan Yun's mouth.

"Did you just laugh?"

Looking at Zhou Ze's questioning, Tan Yun moved his head away, and his eyes no longer looked at Zhou Ze.

"Huh? I laughed, I didn't. Tan Yun said.

There was a hint of ridicule in his voice.

Zhou Ze roared impatiently: "Ah! It's annoying! Hurry up and send me to Tan's house, I want Tan Cheng to treat that old man for me! ”

"Okay, but I'm going to get you something new." Lu Xiang said seriously.

Seeing that Lu Xiang's expression became serious, Zhou Ze also asked, "What are you going to prepare?" ”

"The car, wasn't that car damaged by Guo Dali, I'm going to let him drive another car back."

As he spoke, Lu Xiang dialed Guo Dali's phone: "Hey? ”

"Well, when I asked you to drive just now, didn't your master hurt his buttocks?" Lu Xiang said to the phone.

On the phone, Guo Dali's voice seemed to be a little relaxed.

"Yes, but with my master's strength, it will definitely be treated, my master's injured position is a bit special, you can't take advantage of my absence to secretly laugh at my master!" Guo Dali's voice came out of his mobile phone.

Hearing this voice, Zhou Ze couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Good apprentice..."

"You are indeed the one who cares about Master the most."

"You really don't laugh out loud." Zhou Ze muttered.

Lu Xiang shrugged his shoulders and said, "But I see that your master seems to have been working hard to improve his strength recently, and he can't even master medical skills." ”

"Uh..."

Guo Dali's voice was silent for a moment and said, "You mean, my master can't heal the wound on his buttocks?" ”

"Looks like so."

Lu Xiang lowered his head and looked at Zhou Ze, and couldn't help but laugh again with a snort.

"That..."

"At least the butt looks getting worse now."

Lu Xiang looked at Zhou Ze's buttocks with crimson energy drilling into it little by little, blood kept oozing out, and his brows were also nervous and frowned.

"Now it seems that only Tan Cheng, the old guy, can treat him."

"Buzz!"

As soon as Lu Xiang finished saying this, everyone heard the sound of the gas throttle rumbling.

"Sure enough, it's still the apprentice who loves me." Zhou Ze wanted to cry a little without tears.

Lu Xiang coughed lightly and said, "Dali, in fact, you don't have to worry, the purpose of my call to you is not too much." ”

"Then you call me, is there anything else to do?" Guo Dali asked.

Lu Xiang explained: "The main purpose of my call to you is to get you to change cars. ”

"Changing cars?" Guo Dali's voice was full of doubts.

Lu Xiang said softly: "Just in the garage below the level where you drove this car, the only car parked, drive over to the other one." ”

"Hmm."

Guo Dali whispered: "I'm going to the place where you told me to get the clothes right away, why don't I take the clothes first." ”

"You reminded me of this." Lu Xiang hurriedly said: "You are in the place I told you, just take the clothes of a few of you, Zhou Ze is like this now, because he shouldn't be able to wear the clothes I prepared for him." ”

"Then what is my master wearing?" Guo Dali couldn't help but ask, "You can't let my master go back naked." ”

"That's definitely not going to work hahaha!"

"In this case, your master will be a disgrace! Hahaha! ”

Lu Xiang couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.

Zhou Ze couldn't help but tug at the corners of his mouth, and muttered in his mouth: "It's really unfair..."

"Then what is my master wearing? I'll go get it for my master. ”

"It's okay, didn't I let you change to a car, and that car has clothes that your master can wear." Lu Xiang said slowly.

After Guo Dali said "understood", he hung up the phone.

A gust of wind blew, and Zhou Ze couldn't help but feel some pain in his buttocks, and couldn't help but gasp.

The rest of the people all turned their heads away, and turned their heads to the opposite position of Zhou Ze.

Looking at the twitching of everyone's backs, Zhou Ze shook his head gently.

"Forget it."

"If you want to laugh, laugh out loud."

Zhou Ze said softly: "It's very uncomfortable for you to endure like this, and you won't give me face." ”

And just when Zhou Ze was just talking about playing, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out around.

Zhou Ze took a deep breath: "Damn, make you laugh, you really laugh!" ”

"Hahaha!"

"I'm hahaha, you big-headed ghost!"

Just when Zhou Ze cursed in his heart that the person who laughed at himself had no asshole, a huge white car drove towards the top of the mountain.

With the sound of "meat wow, meat wow", Zhou Ze's face became even more gloomy.

He didn't even use his own brain, just thinking about it with his toes, Zhou Ze knew that it was an ambulance.

"Good, good."

Zhou Ze gritted his teeth and said, "Lu Xiang, I didn't expect you to change this car for me." ”

"Hahaha." Lu Xiang smiled and said, "Only this car is in line with your current identity." ”

Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly and said, "Alas..."

"Do you want to find me a sick outfit?" Zhou Ze said.

Lu Xiang looked at Zhou Ze in surprise: "You are so smart, no wonder they all say that you Young Master Zhou Ze are smart." ”

"You're right."

After speaking, Lu Xiang shouted at the stopped ambulance: "Come down, Dali!" ”

"Bang dang."

The door of the ambulance was opened, and Guo Dali slowly stepped out of the car.

Zhou Ze slowly raised his head and saw Guo Dali take down an extremely fat hospital gown from the car.

This hospital gown, let alone Zhou Ze, even if it is Guo Dali's size, it can be stuffed into two!

"Master of the Road Elephant family, you're talking about this outfit."

"That's right, come over and put it on for your master." Lu Xiang said with a smile.

Guo Dali took the hospital gown and hurriedly came to Zhou Ze's side.

Then stared at Zhou Ze's ass for a long time...

"Hahaha!"

"Master, did you hurt this place?!"

"Hahaha!"