Chapter 952: In front of the latrine
Murong Bai smirked, and then reached out and slapped Zhou Ze's hand on his shoulder.
"Ahem."
Murong Bai touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "Young Master Zhou Ze, let's not dwell on this matter, okay, I was wrong just now, I said the wrong thing, I shouldn't say that you like this..."
"Look, I've apologized to you so sincerely, you shouldn't blame me!"
"Hahaha!"
Looking at Murong Bai's frightened expression, Zhou Ze couldn't help but laugh.
"I didn't expect Murong Bai to scare you with this simple sentence of mine? Then you're too scared!" Zhou Ze said with a smile.
The corners of Murong Bai's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he explained, "If it's someone else, then I'll definitely just treat it as a joke..."
"But this sentence came out of your mouth, so I'll have to think about it." Look at the book
Murong Bai looked at Zhou Ze seriously and said, "I think you will really do what you say!"
"Hahaha! Do you know me well?" Zhou Ze said with a smug face.
Murong Bai shook his head and said, "I understand you as a person, it's too shameless..."
"Ahem..."
"Alright."
Zhou Ze put away the smile on his face and said seriously, "Let's change this topic, now there is a more serious problem in front of us."
"What's the problem?" Seeing that Zhou Ze became serious, Murong Bai also put away the smile on his face.
"The question of how to get Zhang Bing in." Zhou Ze touched his chin and said, "According to Uncle Sun Xiang, the entrance to a world should be in a thatched toilet, so when we enter a thatched toilet, it is easy to say."
"It's good for everyone to cover their mouths and noses like this." Zhou Ze stretched out his fingers and pinched his nose.
"That's right."
Murong Bai also nodded.
Zhou Ze continued to speak, "But how should Zhang Bing get in?"
"Isn't this simple, let's just carry him in by the two of us." Murong Bai shrugged his shoulders and said.
He didn't understand why Zhou Ze had been thinking about such a simple question for so long here.
The corners of Zhou Ze's mouth couldn't help but pull.
"Brother Murong Bai, don't you think I can't think of this way?" Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly and said, "Just now I let my black gas go around the toilet, and found that the structure inside is extremely narrow, and there is even a person who is still going to the toilet inside..."
"If we carry Zhang Bing directly in, we will inevitably run into the corners and corners of this toilet." Zhou Ze calmed his voice and said, "It is possible that Zhang Bing will be contaminated with something that I can't say."
"Huh..."
Murong Bai looked at Zhou Ze with disgust and said, "You are so dirty!"
"Hey!"
Zhou Ze looked at Murong Bai with a shocked expression and said, "Just now, you proposed that the two of us bring Zhang Bing in, okay, now just if I tell you verbally, you can't stand it?"
"Ahem."
Murong Bai touched the tip of his nose, and then patted his clothes very contrivedly in front of Zhou Ze.
"Zhou Ze, have you noticed my clothes, they are extremely spotless!" Murong Bai said proudly.
"I noticed." Zhou Ze nodded.
Murong Bai said solemnly: "Then if that's the case, you put Zhang Bing inside the Qingfeng Dao Temple, and then go in by yourself, and I will guard the door for you outside, don't worry, there will definitely be no danger to find you inside!"
"Hehe..."
"Hehehe."
Zhou Ze looked at Murong Bai and couldn't help but sneer, and then Zhou Ze put his hands behind his back
Circling around Murong Bai kept circling.
Murong Bai was confused by Zhou Ze's hand...
"What are you doing here?" Murong Bai asked.
Zhou Ze had a speechless expression: "Brother Murong Bai, my good brother, haven't you noticed that there is no danger outside here?"
"Even if it's dangerous, Leyi and these brothers have helped us solve it, can we use you?"
Zhou Ze cleared his throat and said, "Inside, it's the real danger and excitement, are you sure you won't go in with me?"
"Then we'll..."
"Then what's the solution, we can only wait for Zhang Bing to wake up, and the two of us will apologize again." Zhou Ze said to himself, "After all, when they are in a coma, it is really a mistake of the two of us to make such a dirt on other people's bodies!"
"Pay attention to the words, it's just you, not the two of us." Murong Bai corrected.
Zhou Ze laughed, put his arm around Murong Bai's shoulders and said, "Don't you care about these details!"
"Zhou Ze, is it possible, I haven't finished speaking to you yet?" Sun Xiang's voice rang out.
This time, Sun Xiang's voice was a little loud, which couldn't help but make Zhou Ze's brain hurt.
"Ahem, Master Dao, can you take care of this Uncle Sun Xiang! Is it possible to shout so loudly in someone's body?" Zhou Ze complained, "I was almost deaf by this Uncle Sun Xiang just now."
"Okay Zhou Ze, don't complain." Sun Xiang said slowly: "Just now I told you that the entrance to the heaven and earth is in a toilet cubicle, you won't listen, I still have something to say later!"
"yes..."
Zhou Ze scratched his head and said, "Maybe it's because the picture in my mind just now was a little too rich, so I didn't restrain myself for a while, and I didn't listen to Uncle Sun Xiang's words."
"Also, Uncle Sun Xiang, although we are very casual people, don't talk about those dirty things, okay?"
Zhou Ze smiled and said, "Okay, Uncle Sun Xiang, you can quickly say that you didn't tell me anything just now."
"Ahem."
Sun Xiang coughed helplessly, but did not refute Zhou Ze's words.
What's the use of refuting it...
My own little pet of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple, just pet it...
"He, Li Ziheng, the gate of heaven and earth, can change his size at will with the distance around him." Sun Xiang opened his mouth to pick up the unfinished words just now: "So, what you just said about how to get Zhang Bing in is not a problem at all!"
"You just need to make the gate of heaven and earth bigger." Sun Xiang said.
Zhou Ze suddenly lit up his eyes: "In other words, I don't have to squeeze this toilet inside?!"
"Of course."
Sun Xiang sighed and said, "So, young man, when you listen to others in the future, can you make a decision after listening?"
After Sun Xiang said this, Zhou Ze stopped moving again.
Sun Xiang shouted at the sky of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple, "Zhou Ze?"
"Zhou Ze?"
"Yes."
After Sun Xiang shouted five times in a row without getting a response from Zhou Ze, he slapped his palm helplessly.
"Well... What I just said, this kid didn't hear it..."
"Hahaha!"
Dao Ye's smile filled the entire Taoist temple: "Sun Xiang, you have been away from the Taoist temple for too long, you still don't know this kid!"
"I don't understand that one of the biggest characteristics of this kid is that the word respect for the old and love for the young is not reflected in his heart at all!"
"Hahaha!"
Dao Ye laughed and said, "Then how can I see that your expression is not the slightest bit angry, but a little happy?!"
"There is such a one in the Qingfeng Taoist Temple
Gadget, aren't you also a lot happier?" Sun Xiang asked rhetorically.
Dao Ye was free and easy: "I'm not like you, I hold everything in my heart."
"I'm happy, so I'll be straight to the point, yes, I've been in this stinky boy's body ever since!" Dao Ye paused and said, "It's really happy!"
...
Seeing Zhou Ze come back to his senses, Murong Bai hurriedly asked, "How is it?" Is there a way?"
The corners of Zhou Ze's mouth curled and said, "Brother Murong Bai, the two of us just thought a little too much!"
"Huh?" Murong Bai looked at Zhou Ze suspiciously: "What do you mean the two of us are thinking too much..."
"It's okay, Uncle Sun Xiang told me just now that the gate of this side of heaven and earth will change in size at will according to the distance around it!" Zhou Ze said slowly.
As soon as he heard Zhou Ze explain this, Murong Bai immediately understood.
"I see, that is to say, it is not because the size of the Heaven and Earth Gate is only as big as the toilet cubicle, so Li Ziheng put this door in the toilet cubicle." Murong Bai said thoughtfully, "And because the toilet cubicle is so big, the door of the heaven and earth is so big?"
"Even though you're talking a lot." Zhou Ze looked at Murong Bai with a disgusted expression: "But fortunately, I'm very smart, I understand what you mean."
"That's right, that's why."
Zhou Ze said with a smile: "So we don't have to think about how to get Zhang Bing in, I'll just level the toilet for it."
After finishing speaking, Zhou Ze slammed his palm at the toilet!
"Ahh
A scream came from inside the toilet.
O's not...
Coming out of the open-air toilets.
I saw a man with a big butt exposed, looking at the surrounding environment with a shocked face, and then erupted into the sharpest voice that Zhou Ze had ever heard!
"Uh..."
Zhou Ze looked at the man squatting in the toilet with an apologetic face and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot about you just now..."
"That's... Are you done? Why don't you put your pants on?"
"By the way, did you bring paper? Why don't I send you some?" Zhou Zegan said with a smile.
The man quickly covered his face, wiped his ass indiscriminately, and ran away!
Zhou Ze shrugged his shoulders and smiled at Murong Bai.
"Hahaha!"