After picking up Qingyun in the evening, we went back to Aunt Ya's house for dinner.

I originally wanted to ask Qingyun to eat something exquisite, after all, we are not short of money now, but Qingyun waved his hand again and again, insisting that the first meal must be eaten at Aunt Ya's house, and it must be an authentic chicken stew with mushrooms.

After dinner, we started a carnival of three people, from KTV to the bar, and from the bar to the breakfast shop, and finally the three of us were almost unconscious and pushed back to the store by the familiar breakfast shop owner with a cart.

I almost drank this meal, and even Brother Li, who had the best amount of alcohol, drank a piece.

When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, and I was wearing loose shorts and smoking a cigarette, and I was looking decadent and gave the two good children a chicken stew with mushrooms left over from yesterday's meal.

Ten years later, the two of us finished washing, and the three of us were hoarse and swore to quit drinking.

At this time, there was a knock at the door, and then a young man who was still a little cute appeared in front of the three of us.

I looked at what he was wearing, and then said naturally.

"Brother, my family's scrap has been sold, let's come in a few days!"

The young man smiled and nodded, and did not reply, but he did not leave, still looking the three of us up and down.

Half a minute later, Brother Li saw that the young man was still not leaving, so he stood up and urged.

"Little brother, I don't have a lot of waste, you go to the next street, it's all restaurants, you're in the wrong place."

"The poor Taoist master is out of Wudang, the Taoist number is Tianyi, dare to ask Zhang Shijiu?"

Brother Li frowned and looked back at me.

I limped to my feet, rubbed my face, and replied with buttonhole: "I am Zhang Nineteen, dare to ask the Taoist chief, what advice do you have?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Qingyun also frowned and stood up, clasping his hands into fists to make a peer salute.

"Below, Zhang Qingyun of Longhu Mountain, I don't know why I have been here?"

I saw that Wang Tianyi's expression gradually stiffened from smiling and cute, and then turned into confusion.

"Are you really Zhang Nineteen? Are you really Zhang Qingyun? So you must be the ogre? ”

The three of us nodded in turn, and Brother Li, who was more realistic, even took out his ID card, indicating that it was me.

There is a saying in Journey to the West that is very classic and has been passed down to this day.

That's what I said.

I guessed the beginning of the story, but I couldn't guess the ending.

This sentence is suitable for Wang Tianyi, he rushed from the north thousands of miles away, and suffered a lot along the way, thinking that Brother Li and I are both heinous devils, at least if they are idle and oppress the people.

And he himself can take action to subdue demons and make a name for himself, but what he never expected was that Brother Li and I were too down-to-earth...... There is no difference between ordinary people, and they don't look like people in the Xuanmen at all.

Yes, Wang Tianyi also has a sentence to say, although it is not as classic as the lines in Journey to the West, it is not bad at all.

This phrase comes from the Northeast, from the Northeast, that is.

Really, I didn't even think that you were this kind of force~............

"I............ That, I heard that Brother Zhang's family heirloom town ruler sword, can open mountains and gravel, family heirloom Xuangong, both internal and external, rare opponents, the trail is not talented, want to see it, come thousands of miles to try it, and hope that Brother Zhang will be perfect. ”

Hearing this, I was stunned at first, I didn't expect the other party to come so quickly, and I couldn't help but be a little nervous.

But because he was inspired by Qingyun yesterday, he replied directly: "Oh, that's it, that's simple, I admit defeat, I admit that I am not your opponent, if you are afraid that you can make a video without evidence, I will not be able to rot the debt in the future." ”

Wang Tianyi's eyes widened, and he muttered again incredulously.

"Throw in the towel?"

I nodded again and again and replied, "Yes, I admit defeat, I am willing to bow down." ”

When he got my very positive answer, Wang Tianyi turned his head to look at Brother Li again, Brother Li walked to the kitchen to get the new dishes and chopsticks, took the time to look back and added: "I can also cooperate with you to record a video, anyway, I don't care if I look at you." ”

"What about you?"

Wang Tianyi gradually raised his voice and looked at Zhang Qingyun, his eyes full of anxiety.

"Ahem...... Ahem...... Oops, I occasionally feel cold, unwell, if you compete, I don't think it will be successful, but it doesn't matter, wait for three years and five years, I think my disease will be almost better. ”

Wang Tianyi's luggage landed instantly, yes, this high-spirited young man was still in high spirits when he was on the train, and now after he learned the attitude of several of us, he instantly lost his strength.

He gambled with all his might, risked the punch of his life, and finally hit the cotton.

At this point, there is also a truth, that is, people are shameless and invincible in the world.

Isn't it just a name? Isn't the fight just a win or a loser?

Okay, Lao Tzu admits defeat, what else can you do?

I have no sect or faction, I'm just a pawn in the Xuanmen, I don't care about the false name, and even if I care, I won't be like other Xuanmen disciples, stupid, knowing that I am invincible, I have to fight for my life.

"We just ate that, are you hungry or not, do you want to eat with this too, and we'll shoot after eating."

Wang Tianyi swallowed his saliva and asked more seriously: "Is it a purebred little stupid chicken?" ”

I grinned back in my newly learned Northeast accent, "That's a must!" ”

"Alright, give me a whole bowl, I'm hungry."

In this way, what was originally a life-and-death contest turned into a harmonious gathering of four people, during which Wang Tianyi also had a drink, and the three of us were really faceless, so we drank again, and in the blink of an eye, a case of beer had bottomed out............

I have to say that this young man from the Northeast who is full of big ballast is really good.

The wine is good, and the speech is also polite, which is many times stronger than Zhang Qingyun's second ~ force.

Oh yes, drink to the temperament, and specially gave me a two-person turn, not to mention, although it feels like it's dirty, but the more you listen to it, the more pleasing it is, and in the end it sounds good.

As a Sichuan doll born and raised in the land of Sichuan and Shu, I am naturally not inferior, learning the little song that my grandfather used to hum, and also started a solo show.

After a lot of nonsense, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

Wang Tianyi was completely drunk, and the stomachs of the three of us were also turned upside down, but even so, I still endured the discomfort and went to the mall and bought Wang Tianyi a passable dress.

Really, I don't know what happened to this brother, his clothes are all rancid, and the most terrifying thing is his shoes.

As soon as he slipped his slippers, Brother Li's perennial rhinitis recovered instantly, and Qingyun, who was reluctant to vomit after drinking, vomited a large bucket slowly, and even vomited out the spicy crab he ate yesterday.

Although I came to despise and discuss, the challenge is full of meaning, but how to say that I am also a guest, I should take care of it, so as not to say that I am stingy, after all, I will have to mix in the Xuanmen rivers and lakes in the future!