Chapter One Hundred and Three: Who the Hell, Brought Someone Else's Hat
In the early hours of the morning, Wang Xu called some friends of the same generation and brothers from the same school and walked out of the hotel.
Originally, Zhao Ling was also on the invitation list, but Zhao Ling was arrogant and didn't like to be lively, so he didn't come out.
I have always thought that Wang Lao was a man who robbed and sold houses in Wudang Mountain before he was hungry.
Why are you so sure?
Because this grandson is so professional!
After seeing Wang Xu, he didn't do it immediately, and directly gave up the vehicle and chose to take a taxi to follow.
He was extremely patient, staring until everyone had finished gathering and then looking for a chance to get off the field.
And the most puzzling thing is that Wang Lao is hungry and can kill Wang Xu in seconds with a tough face, but he chose to sneak attack.
After the Tai Chi Yin and Yang diagram was played, Wang Xu's body instantly stiffened, and his eyes looked around the alley in horror, and at this time, Wang Lao Hungry jumped down from upstairs, wearing Pikachu's cotton hat, and began to untie his belt as he walked.
This behavior made Wang Xu very devastated, thinking to himself what the hell is this, why does he want to untie his belt?
Wrong...... Why do you still pick up your clothes......
"Which way is the fairy, is there any misunderstanding?"
"Fellow Daoist, I am under Master Sun Jiu, I offended you, I apologize to you, can you give him a little thin noodles for the old man."
"Fellow Daoist, where did I offend you, don't pick it up............"
After Wang Lao was hungry and finished operating everything, he pinched his waist and asked in a rough breath: "Are you giving people a green hat?" ”
"Nope...... I don't have a girlfriend. ”
"Oops, you mean I wronged you?"
Wang Lao's hungry eyes glared, he pulled out his belt, pinched one end of the belt, and began to jerk violently.
Wang Xu's screams resounded in the alley, as well as the sound of the belt beating his skin.
"Big brother, big brother...... I've never cuckolded anyone, you're absolutely mistaken. ”
"Absolutely, I've been staring at you all night, you see that you look like a thief, you are not a good person at first glance, come, the voice is standard, bring me a good girl, Li Xiaojie's version, you must be passionate and rhythmic."
Wang Xu doesn't have a true Qi body at the moment, which means that he is no different from ordinary people at the moment, and he will be straining in pain after being hit by seven or eight belts!
Seeing that Wang Lao's hungry voice was backward, Wang Xu sang a good girl very cooperatively, not to mention, the taste is quite right.
"Good girl...... It's beautiful......"
Just after Wang Xu howled a few times in a row with a crying voice, Wang Lao's hungry movements did not stop, waving the belt, pinching these two ends and pumping violently, just like playing a spinning top.
Twenty minutes later, Wang Xu was already scarred, like a little goat that had been taken care of by a grizzly bear, which was a miserable ............
"Goo-goo-goo......"
Wang Lao's hungry stomach let out a sound of dissatisfaction.
"In the future, don't do things that destroy other people's feelings, otherwise I have to show up and understand that there is no grandson?"
"Big brother, I'll walk around when I see a woman in the future......"
Wang Xu's painful eyes couldn't be opened, the whole person was beaten in a daze, and his tone of voice was also very neurotic, so it can be seen that to deal with such a person, it is necessary for a person like Wang Lao to take action.
"Okay, the attitude is good, I won't embarrass you, so be it!"
After saying that, Wang Lao nodded contentedly, then took a few steps forward, put away the mobile phone he was recording the video on, and then swaggered out of the alley.
"Hey, Brother Li, it's settled, I'm very sure, where are you, hurry up and pick me up, my stomach is starting to protest!"
"Don't say anything, brother, it's all tears, send me a location on your mobile phone, I'll drive to pick you up, let go of the food today, I'll pay."
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On the other side, I'm here with Qingyun.
Originally, the two of us said that we would have a few drinks and chat, but Qingyun was like a wine Mengzi, one cup after another, and he couldn't stop at all.
And I observed from the details that Qingyun was deliberately intoxicating himself.
"Okay, don't you live? Stop drinking! ”
The corners of Qingyun's eyes were swollen, and he frowned and snatched the wine glass, and drank it all again.
"Oops, I want to drink, you leave me alone."
Qingyun and I have been very familiar with each other for a long time, and we have experienced many times in life and death, but to be honest, I have never seen him like this.
That's right, what in this world can be difficult to get him? You know, his grandfather is Zhang Shaoqing, and his uncle is Zhang Bufan!
"Qingyun, are you hiding something from me?"
I forcibly snatched the glass and looked at Qingyun with some anger.
Qingyun stared at me drunkenly for a while, then sighed first, then shook his head and replied: "No, I just want to drink today, nineteen, you once said that you envy me, envy my background, envy my background, but you know, I also envy you." ”
"Some things, it's very good for a normal person to do 80 points, and it's no problem for a person with full ability to do 100 points, but no matter what, I have to do 120 points to barely qualify, because my grandfather is Zhang Shaoqing."
"I'm human too, and I'm under pressure."
"When I was a kid, I didn't understand why everyone else had parents and I didn't, I asked a lot of questions, but there were no answers."
"When I grow up, I want to be a traveling painter after graduation, and I don't want to get involved in these bad things in the Xuanmen at all, but do I have a choice? I didn't! ”
"I have to catch this mess, I have to be fearless, just like the old man could sweep the north and south Xuanmen by himself."
As he spoke, Qingyun snatched the wine bottle again, and danced in the hall with the strength of the wine, acting strangely and recklessly.
I looked at him and couldn't say a word.
This inevitably reminds me of a classic line.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Maybe we are all wrong about Qingyun, under his unreliable appearance, this tough and powerful heart will always be buried.
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Early in the morning, at seven o'clock in the morning.
As the power of the Tai Chi Yin and Yang Diagram on Wang Xu's body gradually weakened, he finally broke through the seal.
His first reaction was to cry out loud a few times, and then looked around in a panic.
Yes, he didn't have any clothes, and he had to observe the terrain to get out.
"Hey, old woman, do you see that child is not wearing clothes?"
"Oh, really! What is this called...... Yes, performance art...... Now the little doll, I really don't know what shame is, and I can't learn well from foreigners. ”
Wang Xu lowered his head and ran wildly, tears dancing wildly in the wind, and a voice in his heart was shouting.
"Who the hell brought someone a cuckold???