Chapter 075: Yan Dog
The next morning, Kentaro Miyamoto and Miki Fujiwara sat face to face at the table for breakfast. He picked up the tofu soup in front of him and took a sip, which was quite useful.
Miki Fujiwara asked knowingly, "In the morning, do you have a class?" ”
Kentaro Miyamoto replied succinctly, "No." ”
Fujiwara Miki smiled at him and said, "Me didn't either." Let's go shopping together, shall we? ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said without the slightest hesitation: "Don't." ”
Fujiwara Miki was immediately unhappy and said, "Do you want to play games again?" ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said for a good reason: "Even if I don't play games, I can't go shopping with you." Today, you are one of the most influential people at Waseda University.
I'm walking with you, if someone sees me, what's the matter? I'm not worried about being mistaken for your licking dog or spare tire. I'm just worried that you're not ......."
Fujiwara Miki was not fooled by his high-sounding words, and interrupted: "Come less." You clearly just want to play. ”
Kentaro Miyamoto raised his left hand, erected the three fingers of his left hand, and said with a sworn look: "This morning, I promise not to play games." ”
Fujiwara Miki said casually: "You don't play games, so what are you doing?" You won't be able to study well! ”
Kentaro Miyamoto deliberately played a trick and said with a smile: "I watch anime." I suddenly wanted to watch Minoru Koshio's "Liar". ”
Fujiwara Miki felt that he was deliberately going against himself and said, "If I don't ask you to go shopping with me, you won't watch it." If I ask you to go shopping with me, you have to watch it. ”
Kentaro Miyamoto put down his left hand and said while eating, "The main reason why a woman wants a man to go shopping with him is so that he can pay for herself.
I gave you a black card, and let you buy and buy casually, so can you do well and let me go? ”
Fujiwara Miki said seriously: "If I return that black card to you, will I be able to let you go shopping with me?" ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said bluntly: "Why do you take off your pants and fart, do you do so much? When the time comes, you've chosen something, and it's not up to me to pay. I'll give you the black card directly, and it won't save you anything. ”
Fujiwara Miki half-opened and half-closed her eyes and said, "Is it so difficult for you to accompany me shopping?" ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said truthfully: "It's really not my problem. As you know, boys generally don't like to go shopping with girls. Why do some boys take the initiative to go shopping with girls?
It's not really that they like it, it's that they're forced to do it. If you omit the process of pursuing and can go straight to bed, how many boys will be willing to take the initiative to go shopping with girls? ”
Fujiwara Miki opened her eyes wide and said, "That's why we say that you are animals that think with your lower body. ”
Kentaro Miyamoto was half-serious, half-joking: "It's one-sided, it's too one-sided." If God hadn't designed us men to be lustful on an instinct or a part of our nature, you women would be less valuable.
Women have two greatest values in men's minds, one is sexual value, and the other is reproductive value. Other than that, there's not much value.
The main business of the merchant is your women's business, and the money they earn is also your women's money. If you don't have enough money, this ...... You should understand.
As the saying goes, a beautiful woman is money in itself. Even if a woman is not beautiful by nature, she can still pass the acquired method. Otherwise, whose money does plastic surgery make?
How many men have you heard of who go for plastic surgery? The vast majority of people who go for plastic surgery are you women. Actually! Our men's consumption is low, it can be very low, as long as you are full and warm, it is basically OK.
Uniqlo alone is a popular brand that can fully meet the clothing needs of me and the majority of men. However, when it comes to you women, it is not at all. ”
Fujiwara Miki said bluntly: "Nonsense. You are clearly objectifying women. ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said-for-tat: "What is the main purpose of men trying to make money? It's not just to be able to attract women, especially beautiful women.
As a man, I never believed that I would like ugly women instead of beautiful women. The outside is clear at a glance, but the inside takes time to understand.
Not only does it take a lot of time to understand, but it can also lead to misjudgments. Although a woman's external beauty is not the only sex for a man to choose a mate, it is also an important point.
A good figure also includes the outside. As for the gentleness of women, what can be said? Feedback from the majority of ordinary men about women knows that there is gentleness when there is money, and there is no gentleness without money.
This can also make a man more attractive to women, either they can help him in their careers, or they can be a virtuous helper. ”
Fujiwara Miki pondered for a moment before he spoke, "Yan dog." ”
Kentaro Miyamoto generously admitted: "That's right, I'm Yan Gou." However, the difference between me and others is that I not only look at the appearance, but also look at the inside.
I know you're a kind-hearted girl. Your most obvious weakness is that you have a bit of a strong personality. Sometimes, you belong to the knife mouth, the tofu heart. ”
Fujiwara Miki began to gesture inappropriately: "I'm a femme fatale. If you can't keep it, one day in the future, I will strangle you with a rope while you are asleep. ”
Kentaro Miyamoto knew that she was laughing and said, "I don't think it's safe for you to strangle me with a rope, after all, your strength is much smaller than mine." If I break away, you'll be killed by me.
A safer way is for you to cut off my head with a knife while I'm asleep. When you start this move, you must be decisive and must not hesitate. If you hesitate, you may lose. ”
Fujiwara Miki really didn't expect him to say this, so he habitually rolled his eyes at him and said, "Go die!" ”
Kentaro Miyamoto said with a hippie smile: "I'm discussing with you very seriously, how do you kill me is the best way?"
Tai knife, it is not that there is no knife in the house, but there is one, that is, there is a knife holder on it. The knife is also opened, and if I don't die, you can make up for it. ”
Fujiwara Miki said coldly: "Kill you, I don't have to die." ”
Kentaro Miyamoto smiled and said, "Not necessarily. According to RB's existing law in practice, the death penalty is imposed unless multiple people are killed.
If you just kill me, you will be sentenced to decades. Even if you are sentenced to life, it's nothing, and you can still retire in prison! How good. ”