As a human being in two lives, Ou Xing has the attribute that the boar can't eat fine chaff.

Every time he attended a formal and high-end banquet, he felt uncomfortable. I can't get enough to eat!

By the end of the Han Dynasty, the formal banquet was more like a torture for Ou Xing - there were too many etiquette rules and regulations, and it was really unblessed.

"The Book of Rites: Qu Li" cloud: "All the rituals of eating, the left and the right, the left of the eater, and the right of the dweller; Outside the broiling place, inside the sauce place, at the end of the green onion, and on the right side of the wine syrup. Those who put it in the chest, left and right. ”

At the time of the feast, the bone-in meat should be placed on the left side of the feast, and the large cut meat should be placed on the right side of the feast. Meals are placed on the left side near the person, and soup is placed on the right side near the person; Finely chopped and grilled meat is placed on the outside of the girch, vinegar and meat sauce are on the inside, steamed shallots are placed on the innermost side, and wine syrup is placed on the right side. If there is dried meat, put the curved meat on the left side of the sauce and the straight meat on the right.

Before the meal was finished, Ou Xing was already starting to get agitated.

Ou Xing is young, has no official position or position, and only has the five doctors and one lord that Ou Zhen's old man paid for - when he participates in banquets, he always belongs to the category of people with lower status.

This means that after the food is placed in place according to the rules, Ou Xing should stand up with the food in his hand and say goodbye to the master. After the master also got up and persuaded him, after a polite process, Ou Xing could sit down.

When you meet a hospitable host, such as the host of today's feast, Roho Kod, things are even more troublesome.

Kord personally prepares the dishes, and Ou Xing needs to thank him before he can eat.

Kou De poured a drink for Ou Xing, and Ou Xing needed to stand up immediately and quickly walk to the place where the wine bottle was placed to thank Kourd. After Kord resigned, Au Xing could return to his seat to prepare for the drink.

Kord raised his glass, but when he didn't drink it, Ou Xing also raised his glass and waited respectfully, not to drink first. If Kod gives wine, Ou Xing can't refuse.

The jade liquor wine was swallowed one cup after another, and Ou Xing's determination to transform the world became more and more firm.

Fortunately, Ou Xing's alcohol consumption is not bad. He finally did not make a mistake, and after a lot of flowers, he completed the invitation to the county commander Dong Yi to hunt by the lake.

When the wine is in place, things are easy to discuss. Dong Yi waved his hand and immediately decided that on the next rest day, that is, on May 29, he would be invited to go to Yunmeng Daze to shoot and hunt.

"Hunt all the jackals, tigers and leopards, eliminate harm for the people, and protect the safety of Luo County. That's my little ambition! Dong Yi said.

"Color! Having Dong Gong as an order is really the blessing of Luo County and the luck of Li Shu! Ou Xing held the ears of the wine glass with both hands, offered a sycophant, and then drank the jade liquid in the cup, "raising white" to show it.

The wine is drunk, and there are musicians and drums playing sheng during the banquet, and there are maiko with their sleeves bent and waist, which is also pleasing to the eye.

But then, Kourd started dancing too. I saw him get up with great interest, walked to the center of the hall, and swirled and danced his sleeves to the rhythm of silk and bamboo.

After a dance, Kord was still unsatisfied. But he still followed the etiquette, returned to the main seat and sat down, and then invited Dong Yi to dance.

Spicy eyes. After a while, it will be the turn of the district star to dance. You have to jump, you have to jump in circles, you have to jump. Don't jump? That is contempt for the master, and it is a great faux pas.

……

"Akang, your Ma Zhuang, you come to carry me. Ah Le, your eyesight is outstanding, you go ahead and lead the way. ”

Outside the gate of Kou's Dock, Ou Xing instructed his second general.

"Yui." The two bowed their heads.

Ou Kang was about to help, but saw that Ou Xing had stepped on a unilateral stirrup and turned over on the horse in a dashing manner. Ou Kang was stunned, and Ou Xing also stretched out his hand, as if to drag him onto the horse.

"Shaojun, you don't seem to be drunk." Ou Kang was a little confused, "Why don't you ride it yourself?" ”

"What, you're not happy?" Ou Xing asked with a smile.

"I'm not, I don't have ......"

"It's a joke." Ou Xing patted Ou Kang and stopped his defense, "You don't drink when you ride a horse, and you don't ride a horse when you drink." It's the rule. ”

Today's two generals are very curious. As soon as he finished answering Ou Kang's question, Ou Le in front of him turned around and asked curiously:

"Shaojun. Since ancient times, the punishment of doctors is not good. You have the title of five doctors, and your rank is comparable to that of a king, so why do you have to bind yourself with the rules you have made? ”

"Turn around and watch the road!" Ou Xing reprimanded.

"Yui."

"It's someone else's rule to not be punished by a doctor; Leading by example is my rule. ”

"It would be nice if the entire Luo County, the entire Changsha, and even the whole world followed the rules of Shaojun."

coldly, the honest man Ou Kang also made a sycophant.

"Akang, your mind is dangerous! Be careful with what you say and do. ”

"That's how it should be! There are too many rules in the "Book of Rites", and for those of inferior status, it is like taming cattle and horses. The rules set by the young monarch are few and pragmatic, and treat us as brothers. ”

"We were brothers."

"If only everyone in the world were as friendly as brothers and sisters!" Ou Le's voice of emotion came from the front.

"Ambitious, Ah Le. It's a long way. ”

"With Shaojun here, there will definitely be that day!"

"Yong migrated back, where in September. will return the road, and the five original guards Wang Zhizhi. Drunk, smart dancing belongs to Yong, Yong is not repaid. The wise man, the brother of Wang Fu, who is often served, is a noble and delicate person, ashamed of the guests, and then Yong said, "Dare to despise me?" Yong brushed his clothes away" - "The Book of the Later Han Dynasty: The Biography of Cai Yong"