Chapter 64: The clown in the fairy tale eats people
Cut, what's the big deal, isn't it just a few stinky money.
English teacher Xiao Xu rolled his eyes and followed.
"Hehehe~ Emperor Lu, the little master and the little lady are really blue, and they must be the pillars of the country when they grow up."
Lu Hengzhi replied with a smile: "Principal, teachers, let's go around by ourselves and don't take up everyone's precious time." โ
Lu Hengzhi's eviction order was like this, and the principal didn't say anything, and he slapped a few words happily and reluctantly left.
Hey, I wanted to ask my daughter for an autograph, um... It's okay, it's going to be a long time coming!
Seeing the people walking away, Lu Hengzhi squatted in front of the two milk dolls, and coaxed with a smile, "Hungry." โ
The two little nodded in unison, their faces flushed like little apples.
"And what do you want to eat?" Lu Hengyi took one by the hand and walked to a European-style building with the two babies on it, with the word "dine-in" written on the gilt plaque.
There is a lot of noise inside, many students are eating, this is a large cafeteria, except for the nursery department has a nursery staff to deliver meals, students from other departments can eat here before class.
The cafeteria had five floors, and he remembered Chinese food on the first floor, French on the second floor, Japanese on the third floor, Italian on the fourth floor, and Spanish on the fifth floor.
It's all Michelin-calibre.
Lu Hengzhi told the children about it, and they all said that they all wanted to eat Chinese food, and they were full and fragrant!
Unlike others, the bells and whistles are only a bite of chicken pecking rice, and you can't eat enough.
During their years abroad, they were deeply poisoned.
"Alright, let's go."
"Uh-huh!"
Gollumโโ!
Just about to kick the door, Sanbao's face was wrinkled into a mess, isn't it, I'm so unlucky?
Grunt! Grunt!! Gollum!!
"Ah......h
Whoa!
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Hearing a bang, the sound of the fabric tearing came from Sanbao's body, Lu Hengzhi immediately walked over and hugged him in his hand, "Sanbao, what's wrong with you?" โ
Poofโโ!
There was a loud bang, and a wonderful smell wafted from his hands
Lu Hengzhi: ......
Sister Erbao's eyes lit up and she lifted Sanbao's fart curtain and exclaimed, "Ah! Sambo, how did you put out your open crotch pants? Isn't this what mom used to quit diapers for you! โ
As soon as Erbao said this, Lu Hengzhi turned Sanbao upside down in an instant, and gently opened his outer pants, there was a hole there! I sandwiched a yellow diaper in the middle, and I was full...... Baba.
Along the way, he didn't even notice at all!
Ziziziโโ
At this moment, Su Zhan's phone call also came, and Lu Hengzhi looked a little weak.
"Hey, Zhan Zhan."
"I forgot to tell you, my Sanbao is relatively weak and his adaptability to society is relatively slow, so he is still wearing pull-up pants and may urinate at any time, and he will not take the initiative to speak."
โโฆโฆ Uh, he's pulling it now, and it's strained visually. โ
โ๏ผ Got a cold? Did you wear open crotch pants for him? โ
"Well, I think it's on the bed...... Sorry I was wrong! โ
Su Zhan held his head on the phone: "Are you still in school?" โ
"Hmm."
"Your parents have come to see Dabao, I'll go back and get a change of clothes and come right away."
"Well, thank you." As soon as Lu Hengzhi hung up the phone, he felt that the corner of his clothes was being dragged by something, and when he looked down, he saw Sanbao's indescribable expression, and a lot of fine sweat oozed from his forehead.
"Daddy, I'm going to ......"
Poofโโ!!!
With a stinky fart, Sambo's crotch is like a dam that has been unloaded, and the dam will collapse!
He was trembling now, looking at Lu Hengzhi helplessly, so frightened that Lu Hengzhi immediately hugged him, "Don't be afraid, Dad, I'll help you find a toilet!" โ
"Erbao, let's go, let's find a toilet for Sanbao!!"
"Dad, I'm a girl, it's not good to go into the men's bathroom, or Erbao will go to the cafeteria and wait for you first." Lu Hengzhi thought about it, this kid hasn't eaten yet, so he can't follow them to eat fart.
"Okay! You go in first, this is a meal card, buy whatever you want to eat, we have money! โ
"Uh-huh!" Erbao took the meal card and ran in excitedly.
Sanbao has diarrhea, she remembers that her mother said that she should eat lighter if her stomach is uncomfortable, Sanbao likes to eat noodles, just Yangchun noodles, she wants to go in and grab a bowl for Sanbao, she just saw a lot of people in it!
If it's late, my brother will have no rations!
Looking at Erbao's back, Lu Hengzhi also left, he was still very relieved to let the child go alone, his own territory, coupled with the steel reinforced wall, the patrolling security guards were all from his father's retirement camp, copper skin and iron bones, not even a fly could fly out.
What's more, there is also that 360-degree monitoring without dead ends.
So, he is still very relieved!
So, he called the principal, borrowed a dormitory, and by the way, told him about Erbao's situation, which meant that they wanted the school to keep an eye on it.
Inside the dine-in dining room of the International Miles School.
Erbao ran into the cafeteria with his calves, and his little eyes lit up as soon as he entered the door.
Wow~
This is too big, just a little smaller than Tiananmen Square! Everywhere there were small electric lights of Brynbulin, hidden inside small lanterns and hung high on pillars.
Next to the pillar are round windows, and the top of the window is like an open fan, which is beautiful and chic.
The hall was covered with marble, and there were reddish-brown wooden tables and chairs on the stones.
It must be expensive!!
Erbao's little milk ball seemed to enter the Grand View Garden, and walked around for a while and walked to the rice area.
Fragrant fried raw fry, xiaolong, tofu brain! There are also flatbread fritters, the corners of her mouth are dripping, but she still walked to the noodle area as soon as possible, where it is freshly cooked, and there will be no if she goes late!
She ran over and saw the last handful of raw noodles in the cafeteria aunt's hand.
"Auntie~ Can you bring me a Yangchun noodle?"
The sound of milk whirring immediately attracted the attention of the uncle and sister in the cafeteria, the little milk dumplings were meaty, only as big as a bean, and the big black eyes smiled like a crescent, and the voice was crisp and sweet, which made people can't help but want to plate!
The cafeteria aunt likes it tightly, and suddenly forgot the rules of the nursery department to eat in this classroom, and hummed and prepared to cook a pot of the most fragrant Yangchun noodles for the little milk dumplings.
"The little kid up ahead! Hurry up and get out of the way, you little bean Ding doesn't obediently stay in the teacher's arms to drink milk, what are you running around here! โ
Erbao's little hand stiffened when he heard the voice, and he froze.
"Don't scare her, kid, are you lost?" Suddenly, a huge force broke the second treasure over, and faced a smiling face that was cracked to the corners of his mouth.
Laughing like a man-eating clown in a fairy tale.