The twenty-eighth episode of grace and heavy domination of Mengzhou Road, Wu Song drunkenly beat Jiang Menshen

At that time, Shi En stepped forward and said, "Brother, please take a seat." Wait for the younger brother to tell me about the heartfelt song. Wu Song said: "The small management camp should not be written and written, only pick up the important words and say it directly." Shi En said: "The little brother has learned some small guns and sticks from the master in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and the little brother in Mengzhou has a nickname, called Jinyan Biao. There is a market outside the east gate of the younger brother, the place name is called to do happy forest, but Shandong, Hebei merchants all come there to do business, there are 100 big inns, 30 or 20 see the fang, exchange the fang. In the past, the younger brother relied on his personal skills, and the other caught eighty or ninety abandoned prisoners in the camp, and went there to open a wine and meat shop, and divided them among the shops and gambling money. But when he comes there, he who passes by a prostitute must first come to see his younger brother, and then let him go and eat. There was spare money every day in many places, and at the end of the month, there were three or two hundred taels of silver to be found. So profitable. Recently, he was trained by Zhang Tuan in this base camp, and he came from Dongluzhou to bring a person here. The guy's surname is Jiang, his name is Zhong, and he has nine feet to grow his body; Therefore, he was nicknamed on the rivers and lakes, called Jiang Menshen. That guy didn't grow up, and he had a good ability to make a good gun; Fists and feet, sumo wrestling is the most. He boasted and said: 'In the past three years, there has never been a right relationship between Taiyue, and there is no one like me in the whole world!' Therefore come and take away the way of the younger brother. The younger brother refused to let him, and he was beaten by that fight, and he couldn't get up for two months. When my brother came the day before yesterday, he covered his head and held his hands, and until now, the scars have not disappeared. was going to get up someone to fight him, but he had Zhang Tuan to train that group of regular troops, if he made trouble, he would break himself with the camp first. There is this infinite hatred that cannot be repaid, I have heard for a long time that my brother is a big husband, how can my brother and younger brother have this infinite resentment, and they die blindly; I'm afraid that my brother will have a hard road for a long time, and his strength is not enough, so he will raise his breath for half a year and March, and please discuss when your body is full of strength. Unexpectedly, the village servant blurted out the first word, and the younger brother should tell the truth. "

Wu Song listened to it and laughed; Then he asked: "Then how many heads and arms does Jiang Menshen have?" Shi En said: "It's just a head, two arms, how many!" Wu Song smiled: "I only say that he has three heads and six arms, and he has Nezha's ability, so I am afraid of him!" It turned out to be just a head and two arms! Since he doesn't have Nezha's appearance, how can he be afraid of him? Shi En said: "It's just that the little brother is weak and sparse, so he can't be the enemy." Wu Song said: "I'm not talking, with my chest skills, I'm just a tough guy in the world and a person who doesn't know morality!" What are you doing here? When there was wine, I took it and ate it on the way. Now I will go with you. Look at me and turn this guy like a big worm to him! I was killed when my fist was heavy, and I paid for my life! Shi En said: "Brother sit less." When the family came out to meet, he did it when he did it, and he didn't dare to make a mistake. Wait until morrow to send a person there to inquire about it, and if it is at home, then the day after; If the guy is not at home, he will ignore it. Empty to 'fight the grass and scare the snake', but eat his hands and feet, but it is not good. Wu Song said anxiously: "Xiaoguan Ying! Did you know he hit? It turns out that it is not a manly man! Go and go! Wait for today and tomorrow! If you want to go, you can go, I'm afraid he will prepare! "

I couldn't persuade him there, but I saw the old man turn out of the camp behind the screen and shout: "Righteous man, the old man has been listening to you for a long time." Today, I am fortunate to see the righteous man, and the foolish man is like seeing the sun through the clouds. And please go to the back hall to talk about the film. "

Wu Song followed inside. The old steward said, "Righteous man, please take a seat." Wu Song said: "The villain is a prisoner, how dare he sit on the ground to the prime minister." The old steward said: "Righteous man Hugh said so; The foolish man is fortunate to have to meet the foot, why is he humble? "

Wu Song listened, sang rudely, and sat down relatively casually. but grace stood before him. Wu Song said: "How does the Xiaoguan Battalion stand? Shi En said: "The family is with you, and the elder brother should respect himself." Wu Song said: "When the land is on the ground, the villain is uncomfortable. The old steward said: "Since it is the case of a righteous man, there are no outsiders here." And he asked Shi'en to sit down.

The servants brought out wine, fruits, plates, and so on. The old camp personally checked with Wu Song and said: "The righteous man is such a hero, who does not respect it." The foolish man was doing some business in the happy forest, not for greed for money and profit, but for the sake of magnificent Mengzhou, adding to the heroic atmosphere; Unexpectedly, he was relied on by Jiang Menshen and openly took away this place! If you are not a righteous hero, you can't take revenge. The righteous man does not abandon the foolish man, but drinks this cup full, and is bowed to the foolish man four times, and worships him as his brother, as a sign of respect. Wu Song replied: "What talent does the villain have, how dare to accept the gift of the small camp." In vain, Wu Song's forage was folded! "

After drinking the wine, Shi Enner bowed four times. Wu Song hurriedly replied and became brothers. Wu Song drank happily that day. When he was drunk, he asked someone to help him go to his room to rest.

The next day, Shi En and his son discussed: "Dutou was drunk last night, and he must be drunk, how dare you call him to go today; And the way is to make people listen, and they are not at home, and they are not at home, and they are delayed for a day, but they pay attention to it again. "

On that day, Shi En came to see Wu Song and said, "I can't go today; The younger brother has made it known that this guy is not at home. Tomorrow after dinner, I will invite my brother to go. Wu Song said: "Don't worry when you go tomorrow, and you will be angry with me today!" "

After breakfast, after eating tea, Shi En and Wu Song went to the camp for a while; Come back to the guest room, talk about marksmanship, and have some boxing skills. Look at noon, invite Wu Song to the house, only treat each other with a few glasses of wine, and don't count the number of wines after dinner.

Wu Song was about to eat wine, and when he saw that he added wine to persuade him, he didn't care; After lunch, I got up and said goodbye, and went back to my room to sit on the floor. I saw that the two servants came to serve Wu Song to take a bath again. Wu Song asked, "Why did your little steward only bring out meat for me today, but not more wine to eat with me?" What is the reason? The servant replied: "I don't dare to hide it from Dutou, this morning the old camp and the small camp discussed, today I want to go to the head of the central capital, I am afraid that Dutou will come to drink too much at night, I am afraid that I will drink wine today, I am afraid that I will miss the right thing, so I dare not bring the wine out." Tomorrow is going to go to the head of the central capital to do business. Wu Song said: "When I was on the ground, I was drunk and missed your big thing?" The servant said, "That's exactly what you want." "

That night, Wu Song wished for the dawn. got up early to wash, and wrapped a swastika on his head; He wore a colored cloth shirt with a red silk around his waist; Leg scarf knee pads eight with bast shoes; I asked for a small plaster and put a "golden seal" on my face. Shi En came early, please go to the house for breakfast.

After Wu Song ate the tea and dinner, Shi En said: "There is a horse in the back trough, ready to ride." Wu Song said: "I'm not small, how can I ride that horse?" Just follow me one thing. Shi En said: "Brother but said it's okay, how dare the younger brother not follow." Wu Song said: "I will go out of the city with you, as long as I am returned, there is no hope for me." Shi En said: "Brother, how can you 'not hope for nothing'? The younger brother was unconscious. Wu Song said with a smile: "I said with you, when you want to fight Jiang Menshen, you can go out of the city, but when you meet a hotel, you invite me to eat three bowls of wine. "

Shi En listened and thought: "There are fourteen or fifteen miles of fields from the east gate of this happy forest, and there are twelve or thirteen families who come to sell wine, and if you want to eat three bowls of wine in each store, there are exactly thirty-five or six bowls of wine to get there." I'm afraid my brother is drunk, how to make it? Wu Song laughed and said, "Are you afraid that I will be drunk and incompetent?" I don't have any alcohol and no skills! If you bring a point of wine, you will have a point! Five points of wine, five points of ability! If I eat ten points of wine, I don't know where this strength comes from! If it weren't for the drunkenness and boldness, how would Jingyang Gangshang beat this big worm? At that time, I had to be drunk and strong, and powerful! Shi En said: "But I don't know that my brother is a land." There is good wine at home, but I am afraid that my brother will be drunk and wrecked, so I dare not take the wine out at night and ask my brother to drink deeply. When the elder brother became more capable after drinking, he first taught the two servants to mix the good wine and fruits at home, and went to wait for the road, but he and his brother drank slowly. Wu Song said: "But I just like it; Go and fight Jiang Menshen and teach me some guts. When there is no alcohol, how to make the means come out! You can also defeat that guy today and teach everyone to laugh! "

Shi En was at that time, and taught the two servants to pick the basket and wine first, and took some copper coins. The old steward secretly selected one or twenty strong men to slowly follow up and answer, and they all ordered.

Let's say that Shi En and Wu Song left Ping'an Village, came out of the east gate of Mengzhou, walked three or five hundred steps, only to see the official road next to the Wangzi early to see a wine shop Wangzi picked out in front of the eaves, the two picky servants have been waiting there. Shi En invited Wu Song to sit inside, and the servant had already settled down and sifted the wine. Wu Song said: "Don't eat it." Sieve the big bowl. Pour only three bowls. "

The servant laid down the bowl and poured the wine. Wu Song was not humble, and got up after eating three bowls in a row. The servant hurriedly gathered up his utensils and rushed forward. Wu Song smiled: "But I just went to the stomach to send a shot!" Let's go to Hugh! "

The two of them left the liquor store and came out of the store. At this time, it is the weather in July, the heat has not disappeared, and the golden wind is rising. The two untied their clothes, and they couldn't travel more than a mile, and came to a place, not a village, but they had already seen a wine flag, and they stood tall in the woods. When he came to look in the woods, it was a small hotel selling village mash, Shi En stood on his feet and asked, "This is a village mash hotel, is it also a sight?" Wu Song said: "It's Jiuwang." Three bowls must be served. If there is no three, just go over. "

The two came in and sat down, the servants lined up the wine bowls and fruits, and Wu Song ate three bowls in a row, and then got up and left. The servant hurriedly collected the household fire and belongings, and hurried away. Two of them came out of the store, and they walked less than a mile or two, and they saw a hotel on the road. Wu Song entered, ate three more bowls and left.

The conversation is endless. Wu Song and Shi En walked together, but when they met the hotel, they went in to eat three bowls. Youma has also eaten more than a dozen wine shops, and when Shi En looked at Wu Song, he was not very drunk.

Wu Song asked Shi En, "How many ways are there to go to the Happy Forest?" Shi En said: "It's not much, it's just in front." I saw the forest from afar. Wu Song said: "Since you have arrived, you will wait for me elsewhere, and I will go to find him." Shi Grace said, "That's the best." The younger brother has his own place to stay. I hope that my brother cares, and he must not underestimate the enemy. Wu Song said: "This is okay, you just need to ask the servant to send me, and when there is a hotel in front, I will still eat." Shi En told the servant to still send Wu Song, and Shi En went away.

Wu Song walked less than three or four miles, and ate more than ten bowls of wine. At this time, it was already noon, and it was hot, but there was a slight breeze. Wu Songjiu poured up and spread out the cloth shirt; Although he brought five or seven points of wine, he pretended to be very drunk, and when he came to the forest, the servant pointed his finger and said: "Only the T-junction in front of you is the Jiangmenshen Hotel." Wu Song said: "Since you have arrived, you go and hide far away." When I am defeated, you will come. "

Wu Song snatched the back of the forest, and saw a big man from King Kong, wearing a collared white cloth shirt, spreading a chair, holding a fly whisk, and sitting under the green locust tree to enjoy the shade. Wu Song pretended to be drunk, squinted his eyes, and thought to himself: "This big man must be the god of Jiangmen." "Grab it. Walk less than thirty or fifty steps, I saw a big hotel at the intersection of the T-shaped road early, there was a lookout pole in front of the eaves, and there was a wine wangzi hanging on it, with four big characters written, and said: "Heyang Fengyue". When I turned around, there was a green balustrade in front of the door, and two gold flags were inserted; Each handful has five golden characters, writing: "The drunken world is big, and the sun and moon in the pot are long." a wall of meat cases, anvils, and knives; a kitchen stove for steaming steamed buns and burning wood; There are three large wine jars in one word, half buried in the ground, and each jar has half a jar of wine; In the middle is the body of the cabinet; There was a young woman sitting inside, who was the newly married concubine of Jiang Menshen when he first came to Mengzhou, and was originally the top elder who sang all kinds of palace tunes in Xiwazi.

Wu Song saw it, looked drunk, ran into the hotel, and went to the counter to sit on the head of the seat; He pressed his hands on the table and did not look away at the woman. When the woman saw this, she turned her head and looked away. When Wu Song looked at the shop, there were also five or seven bartenders. Wu Song knocked on the table and shouted, "Where is the owner of the wine seller?" A bartender looked at Wu Song and said, "Guest, how much wine do you want to drink?" Wu Song said: "Hit two corners of wine." Let's try some first. The bartender went to the counter and told the woman to scoop two corners of wine, pour it into a bucket, and boil a bowl over, and said, "Guest, taste the wine." "

Wu Song picked it up and sniffed it, shook his head and said, "Not good!" Not good! For the future! When the bartender saw that he was drunk, he came to the counter and said, "Lady, change some with him." And the woman took it, and poured out the wine, and scooped down some of the finest wine. The bartender will go and come over with another hot bowl. Wu Song lifted it up and smacked it, and said, "This wine is not good!" I'll spare you in exchange! The bartender swallowed his anger, took the wine to the counter, and said, "Lady, change some good ones with him indiscriminately, and Hugh will meet him in general." This guest is drunk, as long as he is looking for trouble, he will change to some good ones. Then the woman scooped up another good colored wine with the bartender. The bartender put the bucket in front of him and scalded another bowl.

Wu Song ate it and said, "This wine is a little interesting. He asked, "What is your master's name?" The bartender replied, "The surname is Jiang." Wu Song said: "But how can you not be surnamed Li?" The woman heard and said, "This guy is drunk there, and he has come here to ask for wildfire!" The bartender said: "I see that I am a foreigner, I don't want to save it, and I fart there!" Wu Song asked, "What do you say?" The bartender said, "We talk to ourselves, guest, you take a break and eat your own wine." Wu Song said: "Overselling: Tell the woman on your counter to come down and accompany me to eat wine." The bartender shouted, "Hugh is talking nonsense! This is the host's wife! Wu Song said: "It's the master's lady, what will you do?" It doesn't matter if I eat and drink with me! The woman was furious and scolded, "Kill you! Damn thieves! "Push open the cabinet, but wait to run out.

Wu Song had already taken off his earth-colored cloth shirt, put the upper half in his arms, and then poured the barrel of wine on the ground, and snatched it into the cabinet, but he took the woman; Wu Song's hands were hard, and he struggled there, and Wu Song caught his waist and crotch with one hand, pinched the crown into pieces with the other hand, grabbed the cloud bun, and lifted the body of the cabinet out of the Wanghun wine vat and threw it away. There was a thud of tom, and the poor woman was being thrown straight into the vat.

Wu Songtuo stepped out from the front of the cabinet. There were a few bartenders who were supporting, and they all grabbed Ben Wusong. Wu Song's hand arrived, he only mentioned it gently, lifted one over, grabbed it with both hands, and looked at the big wine vat only one and filled it inside; Another bartender came running, with his head swept away, and threw it in the vat; Two more bartenders came, one punch and one kick, both of which were knocked down by Wu Song. The first three struggled in the three vats; The two people in the back couldn't climb on the wine floor. These firefighters beat their farts and urinated, and obediently walked away. Wu Song said: "That guy will definitely go to report to Jiang Menshen." I'll take it. Knock him down on the road and teach everyone to laugh. "

Wu Song strode out. The thug went straight to report to Jiang Menshen. Seeing this, Jiang Menshen was taken aback, kicked over the chair, threw away the fly whisk, and drilled into the future. Wu Song was so good that he was bumping into him on Dakuo Road. Although Jiang Menshen grew up, he was recently fascinated by the color of wine, and he lost his body, and he was surprised first; Running to the future, that step never stopped; How can he be as healthy as Wu Songhu, and have the heart to count him! When Jiang Menshen saw Wu Song, he deceived him into getting drunk first, and only cared about rushing in.

It's too late, it's too soon; Wu Song first put two fists on Jiang Menshen's face, and suddenly turned around and left. Jiang Menshen was furious, grabbed the future, and was kicked up by Wu Song, kicked Jiang Menshen in the lower abdomen, pressed his hands, and squatted down. Wu Song kicked in, kicked over, kicked up early, flew straight to the corner of Jiang Menshen's forehead, kicked in the middle, and fell backwards. Wu Song took a step after him, stepped on his chest, lifted his fist the size of a vinegar bowl, and hit Jiang Menshen on the head. It turned out that he hit Jiang Menshen with his hand, first turned around with a shadow of his fist, but flew up with his left foot first; When the kick hits, he turns around and flies up with his right foot; This flutter is famous, called "jade ring step, mandarin duck foot". This is Wu Song's real talent and learning, which is not trivial! Beat Jiang Menshen underground to call forgiveness.

Wu Song shouted: "If I want to spare your life, just follow me three things!" Jiang Menshen was underground, shouting: "Good man spare me!" Hugh said three, that is, three hundred, and I will depend on it! Wu Song designated Jiang Menshen to say those three things, and he changed his face to find the master, cut his hair and eyebrows to kill people.