Anyway, when Shi Xiu came back, he saw that he had received the store, so he had to say goodbye and go out. Pan Gong said: "Uncle, stay." The old man knew his uncle's intentions: his uncle had not come home for two nights, and when he came home today, he saw that he had packed up his belongings, and his uncle must have said that he would not open the store in his heart, so he wanted to go. Hugh said that it was a good deal; When he doesn't open a store, he also raises his uncle at home. Don't hide it from my uncle, my little girl first married a king in this mansion, unfortunately it is gone, and now it is the second anniversary, do some merit with him, so I took a two-day break from trading. Tomorrow, please repay the monks of the temple to make merits, and Uncle Yang will take care of them. The old man was old and couldn't stay up late, so he made peace with his uncle. Shi Xiu said: "Since the father-in-law is on the ground, the villain will accept the nature for a long time." Pan Gong said: "Uncle, don't be suspicious in the future, just care about passing by." "At that time, a few glasses of wine and some vegetarian food, but I didn't mention it. Tomorrow morning, the Taoist will pick the scriptures to come, lay the mandala, place the Buddha statue offerings, drums, bells, chimes, incense flowers and candles. Arrange fasting on the kitchen side. Yang Xiong came home outside and instructed Shi Xiu: "Brother Xian, I hate to be in prison tonight, so I can't come, and you will support you in everything." Shi Xiu said: "Brother can rest assured, naturally my brother will take care of it for you." "Yang Xiong went. Shi Xiu was in front of the door. At this time, just after dawn, I saw a young monk come in and ask Shi Xiu deeply. Shi Xiu replied, "Master sit less." ”

Pick up two boxes with a Taoist behind you. Shi Xiu called: "Zhangren, there is a master here." Pan Gong heard and came out of it. The little monk said, "Godlord, why don't you always go to our temple?" Lao Tzu said: "I just opened these stores, and I didn't have time to come out." The monk said: "On the anniversary of the charge, there are no rare things to give, some are less hanging, and a few bags of Beijing dates." Lao Tzu said: "Ah Ye! What is the reason for the bad money of the teacher's father? Teach: "Uncle, take it." ”

Shi Xiuzi moved in, called for some tea to come out, and invited a monk in front of the door. I saw that the woman came down from the upper floor, and she didn't dare to wear filial piety very much, but just wiped it lightly, and asked, "Uncle, who sent the things?" Shi Xiu said: "A monk asked his father-in-law to be a godfather - send it." The woman smiled and said, "It's Senior Brother Haili Pei Ruhai." An honest monk. He is a petty official in the Pei family's velvet shop, and he is a monk in the Bao'en Temple. Because his master is a disciple of the family, he worships my father as a godfather, and the eldest slave is two years old, so he calls him a senior brother. His Dharma name is Hai Gong, uncle, you only listen to him ask the Buddha to recite the scriptures at night, and he has such a good voice. Shi Xiu said: "It turned out to be on the ground." "I've seen it from the bottom of my stomach. The woman went downstairs to the monk. Shi Xiu crossed his hands behind his back, and then followed, and Brie Zhang looked. When the woman went outside, the monk got up and stepped forward, clasped his palms together and inquired deeply. The woman said, "What is the reason, brother, bad money?" The monk said: "Virtuous sister, there are few small things, not enough to worry about." The woman said, "Why did my brother say that?" How can the things of the monks be endured! The monk said: "Our temple has built a new water and land hall, and I want to invite the virtuous sister to rejoice, but I am afraid that the festival level will be strange." ”

The woman said, "The clumsy husband of the family does not care. When my mother died, she also made a bloody wish, and sooner or later she would come to the temple to annoy each other. The monk said: "This is my own business, how to say it." But when he was told to do something like the sea, the little monk went to do it. The woman said, "Senior brother should recite a few sutras with my mother." I saw the girl holding out the tea inside.

The woman took a cup of tea, put her sleeve on the side of the tea bowl and wiped a cup of it, and handed it to the monk with both hands. The monk took the tea hand in hand, and his eyes stared at the woman's eyes. The woman's eyes were also smiling, and she only cared about the monk's eyes. Humanity is "as bold as the sky." "Don't prevent Shi Xiu from seeing it at a glance in Bri, he has already looked at it, and said: "'Mo Xin is straight and straight, and he must be benevolent or unkind!'" I saw that the mother-in-law often only cared about talking to me, and I only treated each other like a sister-in-law.

It turns out that this mother-in-law is not a good person! Mo Jiao crashed into Shi Xiu's hands, and it was not possible to dare to make an appearance for Yang Xiong! Shi Xiu thought about it, and then lifted the cloth and hit it out. The thief bald hurriedly put the tea and said, "Da Lang, please take a seat." This ** interjected: "This uncle is the brother of the clumsy husband's new recognition." The thief was humble and cold-hearted, and hurriedly asked, "Da Lang, where is your hometown?" Gao's surname? Shi Xiu said: "Me? The surname is Shi, and the name is show!

Jinling people's clan! In order to be idle and contribute to others, it is also called a hard worker! I'm a halogen man, I can't teach etiquette, and the monk is not strange! The thief hurriedly said, "Don't dare, don't dare." The little monk went to pick up the monks to go to the dojo. "I hurriedly went out. The ** said: "Senior brother, come early." The thief hurriedly left, and did not agree. ** sent the thief bald out of the door and went inside. Shi Xiu lowered his head in front of the door and just thought, but in fact, he had already seen four points in his heart. For a long time, Fang saw the walkers come to light candles and burn incense, and carve less. This thief led all the monks to the dojo. Pan Gongyang Shixiu continued. Treat each other with tea and soup, beat the drums, sing and praise. I saw that this Hai Li was the same ordinary young monk as Li, shaking the bell and pestle, sending a prayer to invite the Buddha, offering fasting and praise, offering the Dharma protector of the heavens, supervising the altar of the main alliance, and posthumously recommending the deceased husband Wang Absi to be born in the heavenly realm early. I saw that ** Qiao Sucomb, came to the altar, grabbed the incense burner and made incense to the Buddha. The thief was reckless, shaking the bell and pestle, and singing the mantra. When the monk saw him rubbing chairs side by side, he looked upside down. The alliance has been completed, please ask the monks to fast.

The thief bald let behind the monks, turned his head to look at this ** smile. That ** also hid his smile. The two eyebrows come and go, with their eyes to express affection. Shi Xiu looked at the department, and he was unhappy for five points. All the monks fasted. I drank a few glasses of vegetarian wine first, moved out of fasting, and paid for it. Pan Gong was uneasy and went to sleep first. After a while, all the monks fasted and got up to eat. Turn around and re-enter the dojo. Shi Xiu was not happy, at this time it was really six points, only pushed his stomachache, and went to sleep behind the wall. That ** little emotion, there was a guard to see it, so he went to support the monks, and once again beat the drum friends to stir up, and fried some tea, food and fruits. The thief asked the monks to read the scriptures attentively, asked the king of heaven to worship and confess, set up a bath to summon the dead, and participated in the three treasures. When the third watch was posthumously recommended, the monks were sleepy, and the thief was bald and reckless, chanting loudly. That ** stood under the cloth for a long time, wanted to be blazing, and didn't feel emotional, so he taught Yahuan to ask Senior Brother Hai to speak. The thief chanted the scriptures with one head, and the other went to the front. This ** pulled the thief's bald sleeve and said, "Senior brother, when you come to get merit money tomorrow, you will tell your father about the blood basin wish, don't forget." The thief said: "I remember to be a brother." He just said, 'If you want to pay your vow, you can pay it back.'" ”

The thief bald said again: "This uncle of your family is so powerful!" ** shook his head and said, "This is even worse for him!" It's not flesh and blood! The thief said: "Shame, don't worry, little monk." One end said, and the other end pinched the ** hand in his sleeve. **Pretend to separate the cloth. The thief laughed baldly, and went out to condemn him to death. I don't want Shi Xiu to fake sleep behind the wall, but I can see that I have seen seven points. That night, the five watches of the dojo were scattered, and the Buddha paper was sent, and the monks thanked them back.

That ** went upstairs to sleep. Shi Xiu thought to himself, and said angrily: "Brother's hero, I hate to hit this **!" ”

endured a belly of birds, and went to sleep in the workshop. The next day, Yang Xiong went home, and he didn't mention it. After the meal, Yang Xiong went out again, only to see that the thief bald had changed into a neat set of monk's clothes and went straight to Pan Gong's house. The ** heard that the monk was coming, so he hurriedly went downstairs, came out to greet him, invited him to sit on the ground, and called for some tea. ** Thanks: "There are many teachers and brothers who have worked hard at night, and the merit money has not been worshipped." The thief said: "Not enough to worry about; The little monk came to say at night that the blood basin confession was a matter of heart, and he was specially gifted to the virtuous sister: When you want to return it, the little monk is chanting in the temple, as long as you write a sparse one. ** said: "Okay, good." "Hurriedly asked Ya to ask my father to come out and discuss. Pan Gong came out and thanked him: "The old man can't stay up, and he is even missing his companion at night." I don't want Uncle Shi to have a stomachache again, and no one will take care of him. It's Hugh, Hugh. The thief said: "The godmaster is at ease." ** said: "I want to repay my mother's blood and confession old wishes; The senior brother said: If you do good deeds in the temple tomorrow, you will return it. The first brother went to the temple to recite the scriptures, and you and I will go to the temple tomorrow for dinner. Pan Gong said: "It's okay." Tomorrow, I am afraid that the transaction will be tight, and there will be no one on the counter. ** said: "Let Uncle Shi take care of it at home, what are you afraid of?" Pan Gong said: "My son is willing to go, and I have to go tomorrow." ”

** Take some silver to make money and go to the thief, "There is Senior Brother Lao, don't blame the slight." Tomorrow I will come to Shangsha to ask for plain noodles. ”

The thief said, "Wait for the incense." After receiving the money, he got up and thanked: "Accept more charity, and the little monk will go to share the monks."

Come to Japan and wait for the virtuous sister to come to the alliance. The woman sent the monk straight out of the door. Shi Xiu rested in the workshop, got up and slaughtered the pigs. On that day, Yang Xiong returned in the evening, and the woman treated him for dinner, washed his hands, and taught Pan Gong to say to Yang Xiong: "When my grandmother was dying, the child made a wish for the blood basin sutra in this Bao'en Temple. I'll go there tomorrow with my boy and I'll come back and say you know. Yang Xiong said: "Sister-in-law, you just talk to me, why don't you care?" The woman said, "I told you, and I was afraid that you would be angry, so I did not dare to speak to you." There was nothing to say that night, and they rested. The time I rested.

On the fifth watch of the next day, Yang Xiong got up, went to paint himself, and promised the government. Shi Xiu took care of himself and did business. I saw ** get up and comb my hair, inside, lavender; Wash the items, Ying'er got up to find the incense box, urged breakfast, Pan Gong got up to buy paper candles and begged for a sedan chair.

Shi Xiu has been taking care of business since the morning, and he doesn't care about him. After dinner, I dressed up Yahuan Ying'er. When the card was already played, Pan Gong changed his clothes and said to Shi Xiu: "Uncle Xiangfu takes care of the front of the door." The old man and the clumsy girl went together to return some wishes and returned. ”

Shi Xiu smiled: "The villain should take care of himself." But take care of my sister-in-law, burn more good incense, and come early. "Shi Xiu has eight points to himself. Let's say that Pan Gong and Ying'er followed the sedan chair and looked at the Bao'en Temple. said that Hai Li, the thief, was bald for this woman, and worshiped Pan Gong as a godfather, and only ate Yang Xiong to block the eyes, so he couldn't get started. Because this night in the dojo, I saw him very attentive. The date was agreed, and the thief sharpened his sword and straightened his spirit. He has served under the mountain gate; Seeing the arrival of the sedan chair, he was overjoyed and stepped forward to greet him. Pan Gongdao: "It is even a monk with labor. "The ** sedan chair came, and thanked: 'There is a lot of Senior Brother Lao.' The thief said, "Don't dare, don't dare." The little monk and all the monks are on the water and land hall. From the fifth watch to chant the scriptures, until now I have not stopped, just waiting for the virtuous sister to come to testify to the virtuous sister to testify to the alliance. It's a lot of merit. "Led this woman and Lao Tzu to the water and land hall, and arranged for incense, flowers, lamps, candles, etc., and more than a dozen monks were reading the scriptures there. That ** all said ten thousand gifts and participated in the three treasures. The thief was led to the Jizo Bodhisattva and confessed. After sparse his head, he turned into paper and asked the monks to go to fasting by themselves, accompanied by their apprentices. The thief bald, the godfather and the virtuous sister went to the little monk's room to worship tea. A guide led this ** to the depths of the monk's room, - all prepared in advance - called "Senior brother, tea." I saw two waiters holding out tea, in the white snow ingot, vermilion tray, extremely fine tea. Let's put down the lamp, "Please sit inside." And he led him to a small pavilion. The piano is black and lacquered, hanging a few paintings and calligraphy of celebrities, and burning a pot of incense on the small table. Pan Gong and his daughter sat together, the thief bald sat opposite each other, and Ying'er stood on the side. The ** said: "Senior brother, it is a good place for monks to go, quiet, quiet, and happy." The thief said: "Sister Hugh jokes; How can it be compared to the noble house! Pan Gong said: "After receiving the senior brother for one day, let's go back." The thief was willing to do so, so he said: "It's rare that the godmaster is here, and he is not an outsider."

Today's fasting is already a virtuous sister as a donor, how can I not be glued? Brother, move in! Before he could say anything, he came in with two plates early, all of which were strange fruits hidden in daily life, strange vegetables and all kinds of vegetarian things, and they were lined up in a spring platform. ** Then he said: "Senior brother, why bother to cure alcohol? Instead, to disturb. The thief smiled and said, "It's not a polite religion, it's just a little affection." ”

The elder brother poured the wine into the cup. The thief said: "The godmaster has not come for a long time, try this wine." The old man drank and said, "Good wine!" The flavor of the end is heavy! "The thief is bald." The day before yesterday, a donor's family passed on this method, made three or five stone rice, and sent a few bottles to his son-in-law tomorrow. Lao Er said: "What a reason! The thief bald persuaded again: "There is nothing to pay, virtuous sister and lady, ask for a drink indiscriminately." "The two little brothers took turns sifting wine. Ying'er also persuaded a few cups. The ** said: "Drink and stay, don't go." The thief said: "It's rare for the lady to come here, and I will have another drink." Pan Gong called the palanquin man in, and everyone had a glass of wine with him. The thief said: "Godmaster doesn't have to remember, the little monk has ordered, and he has been invited by the Taoist outside, and he has his own place to sit and drink noodles." The godmaster can rest assured, and please drink a few more glasses, "It turns out that this thief is this woman, and he specially deals with such powerful wine." Pan Gongyang didn't have two more glasses, he couldn't stand it, and he was drunk. The monk said: "Let's help the godmaster go to sleep." The monk called the two senior brothers, and with only one support, he put the old man in a cold room and went to sleep. Here the monk persuaded himself: "Lady, have another drink." "The ** one has a heart, and the other is a wine into the feelings, but I don't feel a little hazy, and I said: "Senior brother, what do you only care about what I drink?" The thief whispered, "Just respect the lady." ** Then he said: "My wine is a thief and said: "Please ask the lady to go to the little monk's room to see the Buddha's tooth." ** then said, "I'm about to see the Buddha's tooth." "This thief led the ** to an upstairs, which is the thief's bedroom, which is very neatly set. **After seeing the first five points of joy, he said: "You have a good bedroom, clean and clean!" The thief bald smiled: "It's just one less lady." The ** also smiled: "You can't ask for one?" The thief said, "Where do you have such a donor?" ** said: "You teach me to see the Buddha's tooth." The thief said, "You tell Ying'er to go down, and I will take it out." ** said: "Ying'er, you go down, see if the master wakes up." "Ying'er came downstairs to see Pan Gong. The thief closed the door. ** smiled: "Senior brother, why are you keeping me here?" The thief's bald heart rippled, hugged the ** forward, and said: "I love the lady very much, and I have been working hard for you for two years; Today, it is rare for a lady to come here, and this opportunity to be a little monk is one! **: "My husband is not easy to mess with, you have to lie to me." If he learns, he will not spare you. The thief knelt down and said, "It's just that the lady is pitiful and the little monk is a one!" The ** opened his hand and said: "The monk's family will entangle people!" My boss ear scraper hits you! The thief grinned and said, "Let the lady beat, I'm afraid that the lady will flash her hand." The ** lustful heart flew, so he hugged the thief bald and said, "I won't really beat you?" The thief held the **, undressed and untied his belt forward, and fulfilled his wish. It's been a long time, two clouds and rain. The thief hugged the ** and said, "Since you have a heart for me, I will die without resentment; It's just that today, although you have become me, I only have a moment of love and happiness, and I can't be happy all night, and I will definitely kill the little monk after a long time. The ** said, "Don't panic." I've come up with a plan; My husband sleeps in prison for about 20 days a month; I bought my own Ying'er and taught him to serve in the back door every day, if it is night, when he is not at home, he will take an incense table out and burn night incense, you may as well come in. I'm afraid that the fifth watch will fall asleep, and I don't know how to do it, and I found a head Tuo who reported the dawn there, and bought him to knock on the wooden fish at the back door, and shouted the Buddha, so I went out. If you buy one of these, one will be looked at from the outside, and the other will not cause you to lose your knowledge. When the thief heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Wonderful! That's all you do. I have my own head here to be a nonsenseman. I told him to come and see. ** said: "I don't dare to stay nostalgic for a long time, for fear of these suspicions." I'll get back soon. You just don't miss an appointment. The ** hurriedly straightened the clouds, re-evened the noodles, opened, opened the door, went downstairs, taught Ying'er to call Pan Gong, and hurriedly came out of the monk's room. The sedan chair man has drunk noodles and has been waiting in front of the temple gate. The thief sent the ** directly to the mountain gate. That ** said goodbye, got on the sedan chair and Pan Gong, and welcomed the children home, no problem. Said that this thief came to seek the dawn of the head. There was a nonsense in this room, and now he lives in the small nunnery behind the temple, and everyone calls him Hu Toutuo; Every day, I just get up five watches to knock on the wooden fish to report the dawn and persuade people to recite the Buddha; Harvest the fasting at dawn. The thief called him to the room, arranged three glasses of good wine, treated him well, and took some picks and gave them to Hu Dao. Hu Dao got up and said, "The disciple has no merit, how dare he accept it?"

Every day, I inherit the grace of the Master. The thief said: "I see that you are a sincere person, and I will pay some money sooner or later to buy the Tao to shave you as a monk." The money will be used to buy clothes to wear. "It turns out that this thief is just a teacher's brother from time to time to send some lunch and nonsense; After the festival, he took him to chant sutras to get some fasting money. Hu Dao was grateful, and thought: "He has two silver taels with me today, and he will be useful to me; Why wait for him to speak? * Knock Z nonsense and say: "Master, but there is an order to the path, that is, you should move forward." The thief said: "Hu Dao, when you say it so kindly, I won't hide it from you: all the daughters of Pan Gong want to communicate with me, and when there is an incense table outside at the back door, they will teach me to come." I can't get there. If you have to go and see if there is anything first, I can go. I want to annoy you to get up on the fifth watch, and when you ask people to recite the Buddha, you can come to the back door there; Seeing that there was no one, I knocked the wooden fish to report the dawn, and when I heard the Buddha, I came out. Hu said: "This * ぞ钗 v." "I said yes. On the same day, he first came to the back door of Pan Gong to beg for food. I saw Ying'er come out and say, "Why don't you come to the front door to beg for food, but come in the back door?" Then the nonsense recited the Buddha. The ** inside could hear it, so he came out and asked, "Aren't you the head of the five watches?" Hu Dao responded: "The trail is the head of the five watches, teaching people to save sleep, and it is advisable to burn some incense at night, and the Buddha is happy." When the ** heard the great joy, he asked Ying'er to go upstairs to get a string of copper coins to give him. This head turned his back and said to **: "Xiaodao is Master Hai's confidant, and he specially asked me to explore the way first." ** said: "I already know; You can come and see tonight, and if there is an incense table outside, you can report it to him. Hu Dao nodded his head. Ying'er took the copper coin and went to Hu Dao. The ** came upstairs and told Ying'er about his henchmen. The minion has a little cheapness, how can he not be obedient!

said that Yang Xiong should be in prison this day, but before it was too late, he first came to get the bed cover and went to sleep in the prison. This Ying'er got a little bit of a little meaning at night, so she went to arrange the incense table early, and stayed outside the back door at dusk. The woman was waiting for her. On the left side of the first shift, a person, wearing a turban, flashes in. Ying'er was frightened and said, "Who?" The man didn't say yes. The ** reached out on the side and ripped off his turban, revealing his bare top, and scolded softly: "Thief bald!" That's a good insight! ”

The two of them hugged each other and went upstairs. Ying'er took the incense table, closed the back door, and went to sleep. The two of them were like glue and paint, like sugar and honey, like crisp and pith, like fish and water, and they were happy and lewd all night. Just sleeping, I only heard the sound of gurgling wooden fish, chanting Buddha loudly, and the thief bald and ** were shocked together. The thief got up and said, "I'll go." See you again tonight. ** said: "In the future, but there is an incense table outside the back door, you can't make an appointment." If the incense table is at the back door, you must not come. "The thief is bald, ** put on a turban for him. Ying'er closed the back door and went.

But Yang Xiong went out to stay in prison, and the thief came bald. There is only this old man in the family, and he wants to sleep before it is too late; Ying'er, this girl has already made one of herself; As long as you hide it from Shi Xiu. That ** prostitution is raised, and there is care. And the bald thief knew the taste of a woman, and he was like a soul taken by him. The thief only waited for the head to report it, and then left the temple. That ** has to be done by Ying'er and let him in. Therefore, it has been more than a month to play happily. Let's say that when Shi Xiu cleaned up the store every day, he stayed in the shop at ease, and he was often worried about this matter, and he never made a decision every day, and he never saw this thief come and go. Sleep on Friday every day, and jump up from time to time to get up to meet this matter. I only heard that the head of the head came straight to the alley to knock on the wooden fish and shouted the Buddha. Shi Xiu is a well-behaved person, he has already seen nine points, and in the cold ground, he pondered: "This alley is a dead alley." How can there be this head Tuo, come here for several days to knock on the wooden fish and call the Buddha? *琗 (6) Wild I Doubt! When it was the middle of November, at the fifth watch, Shi Xiuzheng couldn't sleep, only heard the wooden fish knocking, Toutuo knocked straight into the alley, and shouted at the back door: "Pudu sentient beings save the suffering and save the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!" Shi Xiu heard the scream, so he jumped up and went to the crack in the door, and saw a person, wearing a turban, from the dark shadow, flashed out, and went with Toutuo; Then Ying'er closes. Shi Xiu saw it very much, and said hatefully: "My brother is so heroic, I begged for this!" But this mother-in-law has been deceived and done such a thing! "Bad morning, go out and hang the pig in front of the door, and sell it for a morning market; After dinner, he begged for a lot of credit, and around the middle of the day, he went to the state government to look for Yang Xiong. Good line to the state bridge, is to meet Yang Xiong. Yang Xiong asked, "Brother, where are you going?" Shi Xiu said: "Because I asked for credit, I came to find my brother." Yang Xiong said: "I am often busy with official affairs, and I have never been happy with my brother for three cups, and I came here to sit down." Yang Xiong led this Shixiu to the upper floor under the state bridge, chose a secluded pavilion, sat down the two, asked the bartender to take a bottle of good wine, and arranged a plate of seafood and wine. The two drank three cups, and Yang Xiong only lowered his head to think when he saw Shi Xiu. Yang Xiong was anxious, so he asked: "Brother is a little unhappy in his heart, can there be any words at home that hurt you?" Shi Xiu said: "I don't have much to say at home. Brother acknowledges that brother treats him as flesh and blood, there is a sentence, dare to say it? Yang Xiong said: "Why did my brother see me today?" Yes, but it's okay to say. ”

Shi Xiu said: "My brother comes out every day, and he only cares about taking on the official government, and he doesn't know what is going on behind it. This sister-in-law is not a good person, and my brother has seen it many times in his eyes, and he has not dared to say it. I saw it carefully today, and I couldn't help but come to find my brother, and bluntly said that I was not strange. Yang Xiong said: "I have no blame behind me." Who do you say? Shi Xiu said: "The former, the family is a dojo, invite the thief Bald Haili to come, and the sister-in-law will look at him, and the brothers will see it; On the third day, he went to the temple to return his blood and confession, and both of them returned with wine. Recently, I only heard a head Tuo come straight to the alley to knock on the wooden fish and call the Buddha, and the knock was weird. When I got up on the fifth watch today, I saw that it was indeed a thief, wearing a turban, and went out of the house. Like this, what is the use of him! Yang Xiong was furious when he heard this: "How dare this slut be like this!" Shi Xiu said: "Brother, stop your anger, don't mention it tonight, just every day." Tomorrow I will only push to do the accommodation, and I will knock on the door after the third watch. It must go first through the back door, and the brother will take it and drop it from the brother. Yang Xiong said: "Brother can see it." Shi Xiu instructed again: "Brother, don't talk nonsense tonight." Yang Xiong said: "I will make an appointment with you tomorrow." The two of them drank a few more glasses, repaid the money, and went downstairs together; Out of the wine shop, each scattered. I saw four or five Yu waiting, and called Yang Xiongdao: "There is no section level there!" The county magistrate sat on the ground in the back garden of the county, and taught the knot level to come and make a stick with us. Come on! Come on! Yang Xiong then instructed Shi Xiudao: "The official called me, so I had to answer." Brother, you go home first. Shi Xiu returned home at the moment, cleaned up the storefront, and went to the workshop to rest. Let's say that Yang Xiong was called by the prefect and went to the back garden to make a few sticks. The prefect was overjoyed when he saw it, called for wine, and rewarded ten rewards in a row. Yang Xiong is gone, and they are all scattered. Everyone invited Yang Xiong to drink again. In the evening, I got drunk and helped the general to return. Seeing that her husband was drunk, she thanked everyone, and went up the stairs with Ying'er, lighting the lamp brightly. Yang Xiong sat on it, Ying'er went to take off his boots and shoes, and took off his headscarf and untied his scarf.

When Yang Xiong saw him come to remove the scarf, he suddenly felt in his heart for a while, and said from ancient times: "When you wake up drunk, you will speak." Pointing at the **, he scolded: "You slut! This thief! I'm going to get you out! The ** was taken aback, didn't dare to reply, and served Yang Xiong to sleep. Yang Xiong fell asleep on one head, and scolded hatefully in his mouth: "You slut! You a**! You're salivating in your mouth! You're *Hom A, this *Hom q can't get* aid to you! "That ** there dare to gasp until Yang Xiong falls asleep. Seeing the fifth watch, Yang Xiong woke up drunk and begged for water. The ** got up and scooped a bowl of water and handed it to Yang Xiong, and the residual lamp on the table was still bright. Yang Xiong got out of the water and asked, "Sister-in-law, have you never taken off your clothes and slept at night?" The ** said: "You have to be drunk, I'm afraid you're going to vomit, you dare to take off your clothes there, and you only fell back all night." Yang Xiong said: "I haven't said anything? ** said: "You used to be a good drinker, but when you are drunk, you fall asleep." I can't put it down at night. Yang Xiong asked again: "Brother Shixiu hasn't been happy with him for three cups in the past few days." Your own family will arrange for him to be invited. "Then the ** should not, sitting on the step, tears in his eyes, sighing in his mouth. Yang Xiong said again: "Sister-in-law, I was drunk at night, and I didn't annoy you, what did you bother about?" "That ** should not hide his tears in his eyes. Yang Xiong asked a few times in a row, and the ** covered his face and pretended to cry. Yang Xiong stepped on him, pulled him up on the bed, and asked him why he was bothered. The ** cried and said in his mouth: "My father and mother married me to the king, and they only hoped that 'a bamboo pole would be beaten to the end.'" 'Who wants to throw each other halfway!' Today is only for you to be very heroic, marry a good man, who wants you not to be the master with me! Yang Xiong said: "It's weird again!" Who dares to bully you, I don't call the shots? The ** said: "I didn't say it, but I was afraid that you would see him; I want to talk about it, but I'm afraid that you will be angry. When Yang Xiong heard this, he said, "Why did you say you came?" The ** said: "I said to you, don't be angry." Ever since you recognized this Shi Xiu's family, it was good at the beginning, but when you looked back and let it out, when you saw that you were not returning, you often looked at me and said: 'My brother is not here today, and my sister-in-law is sleeping by herself, so she is so cold. I just ignored him, not for a day. This is not to be said. Yesterday morning, when I was washing in the kitchen, this guy came out from behind, saw no one, stretched out a hand from his back and touched my chest, and said, 'Sister-in-law, are you pregnant or not?' I got rid of my hand.

I was about to make a noise, but I was afraid that my neighbors would find out, and the joke was a disguise for you; When you come back, you seem to be drunk, and you don't dare to say it, I can't wait for him! You come and ask Brother Shixiu what is going on! When Yang Xiong heard this, his heart was on fire, so he scolded: "'It is difficult to draw the skin and bones of a tiger; Knowing people, knowing faces, but not hearts; This man came to me and said a lot of things, and said, 'No nose!' Seeing that he was panicked, he first broke it down and made an insight! He said hatefully: "He's not my brother!" Just get out of here! When Yang Xiong arrived at dawn, he came downstairs and said to Pan Gong: "The imprisoned livestock is pickled, and from today on, you will stop trading!" In an instant, the cabinet and the meat case were dismantled. Shi Xiu Tianming was opening a store in front of the door with the meat out, only to see that the meat case and the cabinet were overturned. Shi Xiu is a well-behaved person, how not to save it, and said with a smile: "Yes; Because Yang Xiong spoke after being drunk and got through the news, this mother-in-law made a sense of knowledge, and said that I was rude and taught his husband to accept the butcher shop. If I argue with him, teach Yang Xiong to make a fool of himself. I'm going to take a step back, and don't worry about it. ”

Shi Xiu went to the workshop to pack his bag. Yang Xiong was afraid that he would be humiliated, so he also went by himself. Shi Xiu carried the bag, crossed the wrist knife, came to say goodbye to Pan Gong, and said, "The villain has disturbed many times in the house; Today, since the brother has received the shop, the villain has returned. The accounts are self-evident and have not come and gone. If there is no ambiguity, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed! Pan Gong was instructed by his son-in-law, but he didn't dare to keep him, so he left himself. This Shi Xiu only found an inn in the nearby alley to rest and rented a room to live in. Shi Zizi pondered: "Yang Xiong and I have formed a righteous relationship, if I don't understand this, I will lose his life in vain." Though he had heard this woman for a time, saying, "I hate me in my heart, and I cannot be separated, let me understand it with him; Now I will go and find out when he will be in prison, and I will see when he will be in prison. "I stayed in the store for two days, went to Yang Xiong's door to investigate, and that night I saw the small prison take the bed and go out. Shi Xiu said: "I will definitely be imprisoned tonight, and I will do some work to see it." "I went back to the store that night, slept until the fourth watch, stepped over the self-defense wrist knife, quietly opened the door of the store, and stepped into the alley behind Yang Xiong's back door; When you are in the dark shadow, you can make friends at the fifth watch; I saw that Toutuo carrying a wooden fish and probing his brain at the entrance of the alley. Shi Xiu flashed behind Toutuo, grabbed Toutuo with one hand, put the knife on the cabinet with the other, and shouted in a low voice: "Don't struggle!" If you make a loud noise, I'll kill you! Tell the truth; Why did Monk Hai call you? ”

The head said: "Good man! If you spare me, I will say! Shi Xiu said: "Say it quickly!" I won't kill you! Toutuo said: "Hai Li had an affair with Pan Gong's daughter, and he came and went every night, teaching me to only see that there was an incense table at the back door as a number, and call him to 'enter; 'Five watches taught me to knock on the wooden fish and call the Buddha, and call him out. Shi Xiu said, "Where is he now?" Tou Tuo said, "He is still sleeping in his house; Now I have struck the fish, and he has come out. Shi Xiu said: "You and lend your clothes Muyu and me." "Toutuo snatched the wooden fish in his hand first. Toutuo was taking off his clothes, and was strangled by Shi Xiu's knife on his neck, and fell to the ground, and Toutuo was dead. Shi Xiu put on a straight knee pad, stuck a sharp knife in the side, and knocked the wooden fish straight into the alley.

The thief was bald, so good that the wooden fish gurgled and hurriedly got up and put on his clothes and went downstairs. Ying'er came to open the door first, and then the thief bald flashed out of the door. Shi Xiuwu knocked the wooden fish by himself. The monk quietly shouted, "I just care about what I knock on!" Shi Xiu didn't want him, let him go to the alley, let him go, hold down, and shouted: "Don't make a loud noise!" Loud noises will kill you! Just wait for me to strip my clothes! "The thief bald knew that it was Shi Xiu, and he dared to struggle and make a sound; was stripped of his clothes by Shi Xiu, and he was naked. Quietly went to bend his knees and pulled out the knife, three or four squeezed it to death, and put the knife beside Toutuo; I rolled the two clothes into a bundle, and then went back to the guest room, gently opened the door and went in, quietly closed, and went to sleep. It is said that a prince who sells cake and porridge in the city, and the fifth of them carries cake and porridge, lights a lantern, and a little monkey follows him and comes out to catch the morning market. was coming to the edge of death, was tripped up, and dumped a load of cake porridge on the ground. I saw the little monkey shouting, "Bitter! A monk is drunk here! Lao Tzu could touch it, touched the blood on both hands, screamed bitterly, and didn't know how high or low. When the neighbors heard this, they all opened their doors and came out, and when they lit the fire, they saw blood porridge everywhere, and two corpses lying on the ground. The neighbors dragged Lao Tzu and wanted to go to the lawsuit to complain. Exactly: Disaster falls from heaven and is born to the earth.