Section 167: "The Voice of Freedom"
"Magic newspaper? Voices of Freedom? What kind of nonsense are you talking about......"
Rui Bartley, who came out of the Mercenary Guild with a big sword, looked inexplicable.
"This is the latest invention of the champion warlock Annan!" West stepped on the cart, brandishing a magic newspaper to attract the attention of the professionals who entered and exited the Mercenary Guild.
"Seriously?" Rui Bartley, who was about to walk away, turned back.
He loves "The Fall of the Mage Tower" to death, "Bertal Redemption" is okay, "Annan Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" is what kind of? He, Rui Bartley the Bear, spends two hours watching a group of young children go to school?
Anyway, if you meet that stinky Professor Snape, you must beat him up......
"Sure, a copy?"
"Then I won't buy it." Rui Bartley bared his teeth: "I can't read. ”
"Only 1 silver coin! And just like magic images, you can see with your eyes and hear with your ears. ”
"Really?"
"Really."
"Take my money!"
He, Rui Bartley the Bear, returned to the tavern room with the looted magical newspaper in his hand, slapped the dusty wall to silence the neighbor, and tore open the corner of the magical newspaper as instructed by the merchant.
"Long time no see, I'm your announcer Evelyn......"
A crisp female voice emerged from the thin paper, and Rui Barth wiped the corners of his eyes with thick fingers that could crush the heads of his enemies.
"It's Ruth's voice! Oh, my Ruth......"
……
"Mad Dog Justice Defaming Liberty City: The raid on Liberty City by the Mad Dog Grand Duke, who shamelessly stole the Grand Duke's throne, continues. They wantonly wreak havoc in the north of the Principality and drive the homeless into battle—"
Those who are reluctant to pay 1 silver coin gather next to those who are willing to pay 1 silver coin. The one who spent the money held up the magic newspaper so that more people could see it, and by the way satisfied their vanity.
"Liberty City, which originally had a population of only 6,000, now has a population of nearly 70,000...... Because we have so far taken in more than sixty thousand homeless people who have been kicked out by the Mad Dog Grand Duke. ”
The images in the magical newspaper show a crowded Liberty City with nowhere to stay.
"Our top priority is to ensure that no one goes hungry, and the lord of the city has arranged for all refugees to have free food for three to seven days. They are free, they can leave, and they can also work in Liberty City. ”
Confused and vicissitudes of face appeared on the magic newspaper.
When the people in front of the newspaper were hating each other, the news suddenly stopped:
"Jewel Star Jewelry, the best choice of the Tatunn Empire. 300 years of gem merchants, quality assurance...... How long has it been since you bought a piece of jewelry for your wife? ”
……
"Look, little Annan's new stuff."
The old ancestor waved his hand to Ou Lin, who had returned.
"Magic newspaper? That's how he got it in the North. Dressed in bright silver armor, Orin walked to the old ancestor's wheelchair with the sound of metal clashing: "He didn't even forget to advertise in the magic newspaper. ”
After the advertisement, the Magic Newspaper continued to broadcast the news:
"We interviewed Giraldi Montabullock, the true heir of the Duchy of Montabullock, who is taking refuge in Liberty City."
Giraldi Montabullock: "He is a despicable usurper!" Shameless executioner, spokesman of the devil! It's all fake! He's always been like this, good at what he did and then slandered you and did it. ”
EVELYNE: "What I'm trying to say...... The Duchy of Montabulllock is on its way to evil under the leadership of the Mad Dog Grand Duke. ”
Giraldi Montabullock: "As a vassal of the Tatunn Empire, I implore the Empire not to sit idly by......"
"I'm curious, Ancestor, why don't we care?"
"My child, the cunning fox should be caught by a hunter, not a lord."
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"Next is the Liberty City Alert: the passing golden dragon Rex made a big fuss in the territory of the Mad Dog Grand Duke, and the Mad Dog Grand Duke temporarily stopped driving away the civilians; Giraldi said that Liberty City would be an eternal ally of the Duchy......"
The female voice echoing in the empty bedroom became ethereal, like a wisp of smoke filling the air.
On the walls of the bedroom are some old paintings, each one full of traces of time, as if telling one story after another of the past. Yet no matter what they say, they can only stir up a faint echo in this silent sea.
The Mad Dog Grand Duke sat in the shadows, like a statue abandoned by time, as if it had been so for eternity.
A ray of fire appeared in the bedroom, the dancing flames enlivening the atmosphere for a moment - until an abominable silhouette emerged.
"Gilles, you've failed."
The silhouette grunted like pus.
The demons of the bottomless abyss are usually hideous, grotesque, and burly, and they are terrifying, but rarely disgusting—with the exception of the demons of sin. Their rotten, ulcerated, pustular-like bodies seem to be the most unclean thing in the world.
"I didn't, I still had a chance...... That thing called the Magic Newspaper—"
"Completely shredded your ridiculous conspiracy." The demon of sinful karma continued, and the flowing brown pus wet the carpet, "Now you are as ridiculous as a bad demon......
"I still have my noble ......"
"Where are they?"
The empty manor outside the window responds to the evil karma.
The nobles left, the soldiers left, and the servants left.
Annan hinted that a fourth magical image was in the making; A witch from the Witch's House Wizardry Academy is visiting Liberty City ......"
The Mad Dog Grand Duke gradually raised his head, his scarlet eyes almost as mad as the devil.
"I have a way...... he yelled frantically, "I will destroy Liberty City completely!" ”
The demon smirked humanically, but when the Mad Dog Grand Duke dug something out of his chest, the demon restrained its smile.
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"The second issue of Voices of Liberty will be held in Montreal Hills, Srtoves, and the Duchy of Keating...... Twelve places including Starlight City will be released at the same time-"
Joke of this issue: One day, a dwarf walked into a bar and the waiter asked, "What do you need?" The dwarf replied, "Give me a glass of wine." The waiter poured it a glass of wine: "Here you go, it's a glass of wine" The dwarf asked, "Is this really red wine?" The waiter replied, "Yes, it's red wine." The dwarf said, "I don't believe you, because I didn't see you pouring wine." ”
"As an elf, I'm going to say I love this joke...... Anything else? The "Elven Mentor" on the other side of the leaves of the World Tree let out a silver bell-like laugh.
"Hmmm......"
Annan was wondering how to tell the "elven mentor" tactfully, or it wouldn't be long before it would be elven jokes......
(End of chapter)