"Ouch!" the head teacher felt a lot of pain in his stomach, and his large intestine twitched in his stomach.

"What did I eat in the morning?" the head teacher was depressed.

"Gollum! Gollum!"

"Oh my God!" the head teacher couldn't stand it anymore, as if a strong current of heat rushed towards his tank door and was about to be excreted.

The head teacher, Cao Er, stood up.

"Whoa!" At the moment when the head teacher stood up, a large stream of thick liquid like water spurted out, through the trouser tube, flowing all over the ground, and the head teacher immediately pulled the thin of his pants.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts to death! Ouch, how can this be. ”

The head teacher couldn't help but pull his pants and rolled on the ground in pain.

At this time, the housekeeper of the head teacher's house found out and immediately called the family doctor.

An hour later, the head teacher injected a bottle of potion, and the abdominal pain and diarrhea stopped.

"Yes, Dr. Liu, did you get it out? Why do I have so much abdominal pain and diarrhea?"

"Mr. Cao, we are conducting a test, and I believe the results will be available soon! ”

After another half an hour, the test results came back.

"Mr. Cao, the results of the examination and laboratory tests are out, you may have eaten the wrong thing. ”

The head teacher said angrily: "Nonsense! I want to know what I ate wrong." ”

"Okay, Mr. Cao, after you listen to me, according to our repeated examinations and tests, we found this in your stomach!" The doctor showed a picture to the head teacher, and he couldn't tell what it was on the picture.

"What is this?"

The doctor said, "Alas, Mr. Cao, we can't understand why we found such a thing in your stomach!"

The doctor seemed incredible.

"What the hell is it? ”

"Okay, Mr. Cao, then I have to tell you the truth, a small black piece on this picture, after our repeated confirmation and testing, it is ....... ”

"What is it?"

The doctor said helplessly: "It's, and it's still human, that is to say, Mr. Cao, you have eaten 100%." ”

The head teacher, Cao Er, became annoyed.

"You, Doctor Liu, you don't want to mess around, do you? You actually scolded me for eating. ”

"Mr. Cao, don't be angry, I'm not scolding you, we have confirmed countless times that you have really eaten. ”

"You, you, you dare to scold me for eating. "The head teacher picked up a stool and was about to smash the doctor in anger.

"Young Master Cao, be merciful to your subordinates, you have indeed eaten!

"Grass, you've just eaten! I'll kick you to death! Dare to scold me!"

At this time, the head teacher Cao Er was suddenly stunned, and something seemed to flash in his mind.

"Doctor, are you sure it's?" asked the head teacher, breathing calmly.

Doctor Liu nodded affirmatively and said, "Mr. Cao, if we are not 100% sure, how dare we tell you that you have really eaten shit, not nasal shit, not pig shit, not dog shit, but human shit." ”

"Damn!" the head teacher slammed the stool on the ground.

The head teacher remembered in his mind that the pill he snatched from Liu Shenghan's hand in the morning, what kind of peerless elixir, it was clearly a peerless elixir made of.

"Ahhh

"Liu Shenghan, you can do it!" The head teacher, Mr. Cao Er, was so angry that he was going crazy, he was a dignified head teacher, but he was deceived and ate by a student who was holding silk.

"Whew!" The head teacher remembered the morning, and threw a ball of into his mouth without hesitation, and immediately became extremely nauseous and retched. But nothing could be spit out.

"Damn, Liu Shenghan!" the head teacher roared through gritted teeth and immediately took out his mobile phone.

At the moment, the school is already in class, and it is an English class.

"Ring, ring, ring!" The squad leader's mobile phone rang, and when the squad leader saw it, it was the head teacher calling.

The class leader immediately walked out of the class door to answer the phone.

"Hey, Mr. Cao Er, you finally answered my call, I called at noon, and you didn't answer the phone. The squad leader said.

Teacher Cao Er asked angrily, "Yang Lin, is Liu Shenghan in the class?"

"Uh, Teacher Cao Er, what are you looking for Liu Shenghan?" asked the head teacher suspiciously, and the head teacher seemed to be very angry.

"To be or not to be there?" the head teacher yelled.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Okay, Yang Lin, before I come to the class, make sure that Liu Shenghan stays in the classroom all the time. ”

"Okay, Mr. Cao. By the way, Mr. Cao, I have something to do with you, but I didn't answer your phone call at noon. ”

The head teacher asked angrily: "What are you looking for me!"

The class leader immediately said: "That's the case, Teacher Cao Er, in the morning, Liu Shenghan told the whole class that you are a slut, and he also scolded you on the podium for being a mongrel, I wanted to find Liu Shenghan's theory, but Zhou Xiaoxue actually helped Liu Shenghan." So, I have to tell you, but unfortunately, you have not answered the phone. ”

"What's the matter, Liu Shenghan, you really borrowed courage from the sky!" The head teacher was so angry that he lied to him and ate shit, but he actually scolded him in front of the whole class for being a slut and a mongrel.

This former silk student, what's wrong, why is he suddenly so arrogant.

"I'm on my way here now! Wait for me!" the head teacher hung up the phone angrily and drove towards the school.

The head teacher returned to the classroom, looked at Liu Shenghan as if nothing happened, and said proudly: "Liu Shenghan, you wait, the head teacher will come to the class to clean you up immediately." ”

Zhou Xiaoxue had already heard the phone call from the class leader at the door, although she was not very clear, but at least she heard that the head teacher was coming on the way.

Zhou Xiaoxue immediately said to Liu Shenghan: "Don't say I didn't remind you, the squad leader just received a call from the head teacher, and when the squad leader came in after answering the phone, his face was full of pride, I think, it must be something that is not good for you." I advise you, you had better leave the classroom immediately, and the head teacher will come over, and it will probably take less than twenty minutes to arrive. ”

"Ah, the head teacher's slut won't find out, right?"

"Nine times out of ten, you leave the class first, what's the situation, I'll text you to tell you. ”

"Okay!" Liu Shenghan was not verbose, if the head teacher really found out that he had eaten, the consequences would indeed be quite strict, not a joke.

Liu Shenghan said to the English teacher: "Teacher Hu, I'll go out and go down, there's something wrong." ”

When the English teacher saw it, it was Liu Shenghan, and he roared without a good face: "What are you doing when you go out during class time!"

"I've got something. ”

The English teacher originally looked down on Liu Shenghan very much, thinking that Liu Shenghan was still the one who had not awakened, and his grades were super poor, so naturally he would not give a face.