Chapter 246 Denunciation of the nose

This nose, although inconspicuous, but it took more than 4,000 words to pass it on, that Lian Po Lin is like a biography is only so long, from this point of view, the nose does not have to be wronged, when the eyes are tearful, don't follow the blind coaxing, the so-called tears a handful of snot, the nose is mostly there fake compassion, the matter of the eyes, let the eyes deal with it, what are you mixing there, and sometimes it is still decent, and even pumping, the amount of snot is often greater than the amount of tears, so why bother?

When did the eyes pay attention to you when they were excited? Even if they were interested in peeking at the buttocks or thick legs of other red-haired dinosaurs, they would not favor the nose under their noses, and the eyes would never look down, unless the head forced it to do so, he liked the front and the top, and he often talked about "the future is bright" and "the desire to be poor and go to the next level" When you look up, the eyes bend up, and when you look down, the eyes bend down, this comes and goes, which shows the likes and dislikes of the eyes, especially for the nose, which is close to the end of the world, like a stranger, if you have to force the eyes to talk about the neighbor, the eyes will only pay attention to the bottom of the nose, never look forward, or look up and not seek to get up that little bit of breath to shake out, even the things that accompany him to cry are said to be useless:

He seems to have read a sentence from a great writer, 'The thin poet wipes his tears on the last petals', so he wipes the snot on the petals, so that the moon does not want to enjoy the flowers. The flower was even more faceless, ashamed of itself, the so-called 'closed moon shy flower', is to let this nose to get. ”

Once this eye complained, the nose seemed to be useless, and even crying with her was criticized:

"That's flattery, I just want to get closer to my superiors, I'm sad about his, what kind of fake mercy is there to send?"

For the eyes in a high position, the nose is always low. Bow your head to the ear. I didn't dare to look up, although we were close to each other, I never dared to take a good look at what my eyes looked like, and I didn't even look at it. Hear the eyes say this to themselves. The nostrils of the pair of black holes were staring only at the ground. As if he had committed a heinous crime, he didn't dare to say a word.

The eyes don't say it, but it is amazing. As if to hold a criticism meeting for the nose, the bad deeds of the nose are piles, pieces, and strips, no matter how big or small, all of them are put on the table, analyzed in detail, combined with points and faces, and cited by the side, and the platform is online, and later, the nose has become heinous, full of poisons, more hateful than the rat crossing the street, the audience who listened to it was angry, and came fiercely, and suddenly 'the nose was blue and swollen', and there was almost no nosebleed.

"In addition to flattery, it's cheap, it's cheap," the eye continued, "To me, it's nothing, I'm taller than him, why should I bow down to my mouth, that mouth is clever and colorful, coaxed, and I help my mouth to do things, you ask him, has that mouth given him any benefits, has the Mid-Autumn Festival given him a red envelope, no, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, you ask him, is there any, is there any?"

When the eyes said this, they became more and more excited:

"Don't you want me to promote you if you please me? But you have to take practical action, how can you just cry that nose? You say that you have two sleeves of the breeze, all day long only deal with the air, there is nothing to be honored, but the mouth is rich, the mountains and seas have not seen anything, you use a little means, do not believe that the mouth can eat the world alone, you have two sleeves of the breeze, I here has become a clear water yamen, except for a handful of tears, I have nothing, the eyebrows are wrinkled all day long, who do you think wrinkles, he shelters me from the wind and rain all day long, but I have nothing in return, he does not wrinkle me wrinkle whom, I still have to intercede for you in front of his old man, you, hey, don't say it, I am a mouse into the bellows at both ends of the gas。 ”

At this moment, an eyebrow fell on the eye, the eye knew that it was the eyebrow angry, this kind of eyebrow thing often happened, the eye understood what was going on, but he had no way, he regretted how he chose the nose to be his subordinate, he wanted to directly promote the mouth, the nose down, when the time comes, a little trick, don't believe that the mouth will not let go, still eat alone, when you go to see the eyebrows, it will not be just a few winks to coax it, you can also be generous, big bags and small bags to put there:

"Eyebrows, this is a little bit of Xiaoyan's heart, Wanwang smiled. "The eyebrows naturally complete the crescent moon, and if you push it, you will really smile.

I don't know how many times this kind of scene has been staged in my eyes, and even if I want to see it, the eyes will often have illusions, that is not to see, but to think of, think too much, I can't tell whether it is in reality, or imagined, sometimes, he actually said these words of imagination, the eyebrows thought it was true, but after a long time, but the movement of the eyes was gone, the angry eyebrows were angry, and the nose was raised horizontally and the eyes were raised in anger, and even the mouth was dumbfounded, and the mouth was stammered.

Although these five senses are in the same room, they do not interact with each other, each does its own thing, each has its own little Jiujiu in his heart, and he is not so dedicated to his superiors, so that for so many years, no one has been promoted, and he has maintained his original position lifelessly. Because they do their best, although they can't be regarded as conscientious and self-denying, they have never done anything like leaving their posts casually and going out to do their own private work, or taking a long vacation to accompany their children to study, or making a rat warehouse to make some money, or colluding with developers, or speculating in houses, putting a loan shark or something, etc. There is no performance, but I can't find anything wrong, muddy, dull, so the establishment of the facial features has not increased, nor decreased, neither dismissed nor transferred from the post, just like this, forever.

Although the mouth is clever and eloquent, it can say that the dead are alive, and the living can be said to be dead, there is a certain future for cultivation, and a large vacant space on the forehead is also vacant, everyone thinks that the place is the mouth, but for so many years, the mouth has not moved, but the snort of the people, at the lowest level, sometimes it is inevitable to complain or something, I don't understand why there is no movement above, so I asked the ear why. The ear hears in all directions, and naturally knows many things, and when he hears the mouth speaks, he says,

"You are used to eating alone, we are on top, when have you seen a little bit of your benefit, you are open-mouthed, I have personally heard you say bad things about us, it doesn't matter if you scold my ears, I am not your top boss, you have offended your eyes and eyebrows, how can you be promoted?"

The mouth felt very aggrieved, and said:

"I did scold your ears, but how did I offend your eyes and eyebrows?"

The ear says:

"Didn't you say that eyebrow flirtation? Is the leader's private life something you should be concerned about? Now that eyebrow is under investigation, it is said that it is because of an abnormal relationship between men and women with subordinates, I heard this from a small source, you must not turn your mouth. ”

Hehe. (To be continued......)

PS: When the eyes said this, they became more and more excited:

"Don't you want me to promote you if you please me? But you have to take practical action, how can you just cry that nose? You say that you have two sleeves of the breeze, all day long only deal with the air, there is nothing to be honored, but the mouth is rich, the mountains and seas have not seen anything, you use a little means, do not believe that the mouth can eat the world alone, you have two sleeves of the breeze, I here has become a clear water yamen, except for a handful of tears, I have nothing, the eyebrows are wrinkled all day long, who do you think wrinkles, he shelters me from the wind and rain all day long, but I have nothing in return, he does not wrinkle me wrinkle whom, I still have to intercede for you in front of his old man, you, hey, don't say it, I am a mouse into the bellows at both ends of the gas。 ”

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