Chapter 1 Thank you so much
Chapter 1 does not talk about 5
"Someone! Come on! ”
"Someone is robbing!"
In the hustle and bustle of the pedestrian street, a cry for help suddenly sounded.
Liu Guang, who was shopping with his Nth girlfriend, was suddenly shocked.
swept away the exhaustion and numbness of shopping and breaking his legs, Liu Guang's dead fish eyes shot sperm.
Glancing around, Liu Guang found the location where the voice came from more than ten meters away from him.
There, a group of melon-eating people have gathered around.
In the crowd of onlookers, they were all watching the lively melon-eating crowd, and they had no intention of reaching out to help subdue the robbers.
Even some young people took out their mobile phones not only did not call the police, but instead recorded short videos, hoping to attract a wave of fans on various short video platforms.
In the encirclement, the two people who were arguing had already scuffled together.
The crushed caller for help, in his thirties, is about 170 tall, and has a natural national face with a righteous buff.
At this moment, although the suit on his body is full of dust and wrinkles, as long as those who know the goods, they can see that this is a luxury model customized by hand.
The people who beat him are very different from him.
The man is tall, 180 at a cursory glance, with tendons and flesh all over his body, and the facial features on his face look very casual, with his own mocking buff, and he can't guess his age at all.
With a pink T-shirt on the upper body and hole pants on the lower body, the dress is really "sharp" and "eye-catching", and he doesn't look like a good person at a glance!
Seeing this scene, Liu Guang was overjoyed, didn't he hand over a pillow when he was sleepy?
Just now when he was walking and hit the lamp pole on the pedestrian street, I thought it was bad luck entering the body, and I didn't want him to get something called "Good Deeds Check-in System".
Originally, Liu Guang also wanted to find an opportunity to get rid of his girlfriend, do a good deed, and try whether the golden finger that suddenly appeared in his mind was true or false.
Unexpectedly, the wicked man fell from the sky and took the initiative to deliver the goods to the door, isn't this a clear intention to let him eliminate violence and be peaceful?
Liu Guang, who has been teaching himself military boxing in the orphanage, thinks that it will not be a problem at all to deal with a dead muscular man who is born from protein powder.
Liu Guang directly left the Nth girlfriend who was furious next to him and squeezed into the crowd.
For a while, there was a burst of goodwill greetings in the melon-eating crowd.
"I'm Gan! Who stepped on Lao Tzu's foot! ”
"Damn, which bastard touches the old lady's ass!"
Liu Guang turned a deaf ear to these cordial greetings, and finally squeezed to the front.
Before he could stand firmly, Liu Guang raised his hand and pointed to the pink man who was ravaged with the face of the Chinese character, "Hey! I said you, hurry up and arrest you! Dare to rob in broad daylight. ”
Without waiting for the pink man to speak, the face of the Chinese character that was pressed by him had already rushed to call for help, "Little brother, help me, I'm going to be crushed by him." ”
Seeing that the pink man turned a deaf ear to his warning, he instead increased his efforts to press the national character face.
Liu Guang, who was excited in his heart, couldn't bear it anymore.
Ten years of hard training, today I want to become famous!
"Hmph, can you withstand this punch for ten years? This punch is going to hit you in the chest! ”
Liu Guang rushed forward, but instead of hitting the pink man's chest, he smashed his fist into his face.
The pink man, who was originally puffing out his chest muscles and preparing to resist hard, didn't expect Liu Guang to be so insidious, and was suddenly punched on the nose of the rosacea, the nosebleed suddenly flowed down, and tears flowed out of his eyes uncontrollably.
This sour punch made the pink man lose most of his combat effectiveness, and his hands couldn't help but loosen the restraints on his face and cover his nose.
The pink man was full of anger, "Damn! Boy, you don't talk about martial arts! ”
Liu Guang saw the face of the Chinese character pressed under him by the pink man, took the opportunity to break free from the restraints, and climbed out from under his crotch in embarrassment, and he was quite complacent in his heart.
It's just that......
I obviously did a good deed, but why didn't the daily sign-in reward be distributed? Could it be that something is wrong with the system?
Putting away the careful thoughts in his heart, Liu Guang looked at the pink man with anger and disdain on his face, and smiled disdainfully, "Uncle! Don't you know what 1+4 is? ”
This question made the pink man stunned, and the answer couldn't help blurting out, "Isn't it equal to 5?" ”
"Wrong! Equal to 2+3! Our generation of young people, but don't talk about 5! ”
"Hahaha......"
Listening to the laughter of the crowd around him, the pink man realized that he had been tricked by this stinky boy!
Under the rage, the pink man's skin crackled with a burst of purple lightning.
Seeing this scene, Liu Guang suddenly sensed the aura of danger.
Oh my God! He is just a righteous and courageous act, punishing the wicked, how could he meet the legendary supernatural person.
Liu Guang was so frightened that he not only took a step back, he thought he was dazzled, and after rubbing his eyes, he found that there was really no electricity on the pink man.
"You!"
The pink man covered his nose with one hand to stop the nosebleed, and a nosebleed hand pointed at Liu Guang, "Boy, you wait, wait for me to solve him, I must make you look good!" ”
After that, the pink man no longer paid attention to Liu Guang and rushed towards the people who wanted to sneak out of the crowd.
It's just that at this time, the face of the national character is like a boneless loach, twisting three times and twisting five times, and then it gets out of the crowd.
The crowd was suddenly greeted with a friendly and cordial greeting.
On the contrary, it was the pink man who was covered with tendons and flesh, because he didn't dare to squeeze out hard, and he was dragged for more than ten seconds before he passed through the crowd of more than ten layers.
At this moment, a siren sounded from far and near, and the crowd dispersed in an instant.
Liu Guang saw through the scattered crowd that several police officers who had grabbed the face of the national character were saluting the pink man to report the situation, and he felt bad in his heart.
No matter how slow he is, he knows that he has done bad things with good intentions!
The pink man he hit before was not a real gangster at all, a real gangster, but the one who looked full of righteousness!
Looking at the pink man walking towards him with two police officers, Liu Guang was apprehensive, and countless alpacas rushed past in his heart.
It's a dead life! It's over! Barbie Q is up!
He went straight from acting bravely in the face of righteousness to assisting the gangsters to escape.
Liu Guang couldn't wait to immediately post on the Internet for help, asking how this situation should be broken! I'm in a hurry to wait online!
Looking at the police officer who walked in front of him, Liu Guang didn't dare to move, squeezed out a stiff smile on his face, and pretended to greet enthusiastically, "Congratulations to the police officer for catching the gangster and making new contributions!" ”
It's just that the pink police officer, who plugged both nostrils with a tissue, looked even more funny, making him almost unable to hold back his expression and laugh.
Officer Pink's face was serious, and he snorted coldly, "This gentleman, I suspect that it is related to a criminal case, now please come back to the police station with me to assist in the investigation!" ”