Chapter 566 Lao Tzu is an SS

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With the sound of horses' hooves, a carriage was seen galloping into the manor.

The cars that can be played in Ney'an, especially this kind of luxury car pulled by horses, are rich people that they can't afford to mess with.

An honest hillbilly, Falmer, a half-orc farmer, was about to leave, but when he looked up at the red crossed stick flag held high in front of the carriage, he immediately stopped.

Falmer stared at the red flag tightly, a look of surprise flashing in his eyes.

Although those human fellows had all taught this flag what it was called the "Cardinal Banner of Naian" before, as a half-orc with a long and splendid history of thousands of years of civilization and a glorious and great tradition, they still thought it was wrong

Just like when Ah Q, a classmate from Weizhuang, arrived in the city, he thought that those people in the city were wrong to call the bench a stool. It is also wrong for people in the city to use shredded green onions instead of chopped green onions when frying fish.

How many people who have left their hometowns and gone to work in other places have been many years later, but they still adhere to the traditions of their hometowns, even to the point of being a little paranoid, on the seemingly indifferent details.

The reason is not that they can't get rid of this so-called, unsociable problem in the eyes of outsiders, but because these things carry their nostalgia for their hometown, and the memories of the good times of their previous childhood and youth.

For example, the dad in "Our Family" always likes to wash his hands with water from the toilet bowl after untying his hands.

Because he also grew up in the country. After untying his hands on the green grass, he always washes his hands in the river. Therefore, compared to the gurgling water tap, I prefer a larger current.

These orcs are no exception.

Although they also moved here, they lived several times better than before, and they no longer had to be hungry and full, and they could exchange a handful of salt for the life of a big fat girl with a sturdy physique. But they are also almost stubbornly clinging to the traditions of their homeland.

For them, this 'Nean Cardinal Flag' is actually a divine horse and a floating cloud

This flag should be called the 'Red Cross Stick Flag', which is easy to say and remember, and it is also close to the industrious, brave and kind toiling masses.

You see, if you say something to a half-orc, the Cardinal of Ness, they don't know what it is, but if you say the 'Red Cross Stick Flag', they know it's the Cardinal of Ness.

What these orcs felt most deeply was the meaning behind the 'red crossed stick flag'.

The Cardinal of Nyan is a great man.

When the orcs attacked Naian, they lost the battle, and the humans slaughtered tens of thousands of orcs on the battlefield like chickens, and the captured ones were not counted, and these orcs were driven into prisoner of war camps by human clubs and bayonets.

According to the glorious tradition of the orcs, the men who were captured during the war were either slaughtered and sacrificed to the heavens to thank this god or that god, or put on a flail and became a slave worse than an animal, and were soon to be put to death.

Just when everyone was depressed and depressed, thinking that this time it was ironclad, at this time, there was a loud bang between heaven and earth, the dragon descended into the world, the purple qi came from the east, the heavenly maiden scattered flowers, and the ghosts and gods wailed......

In a word, this 'red cross-stick flag' appeared.

When the flag appeared, it was accompanied by all kinds of visions that could prove to be very bullish and forked, all of which were foreshadowed, so as to show that there was a very bullish fork and a very bullish fork, and even a fourth- or sixth-level certificate was a floating cloud, and a great and savior appeared on the scene

As long as you face the sinister priests who are smiling like life insurance salesmen, say 'yes, ican' as if they were holding a wedding, and then press your fingerprint on the registration book with your name written on it, and then you will have fragrant rice and dazed chicken thighs in front of you.

At that time, everyone really thought that these stupid priests were even greater than the god Stone, at least the god Stonen only asked for sacrifices, and would never give you a roast chicken when you were dying of hunger.

Later, when the human legion attacked the grassland, as long as everyone saw this 'red crossed stick flag', they knew that there was another stupid lack of things to send to them

Those who carried such banners were not only amiable, but not at all like the soldiers under Lord Lorraine, who were going to whip and beat people at every turn, but also gave people free treatment.

It's strange to say, as long as they are illuminated by the white light in their hands, their waists don't hurt, their legs don't hurt, and they have the strength to beat their wives.

And the most attractive thing is that as long as you endure the dead bald head in the early stage of nagging and screaming for a long time, and then follow the howl twice, you can get a bunch of things.

Although they say that this is some kind of religion, and we are now believers in that god, but so what?

Everyone believes that the god Stonen never blessed himself when he was fighting.

But it's not necessarily, or rather, his old man is indeed blessed, but his ability is limited, and he is the god who has not done them?

But that's not a reason, you're a local god, and you can't do a foreign god, so why should we believe you?

Whoever holds whom with thick legs is an absolute truth that has remained unchanged for thousands of years on the prairie

What reason do you have not to believe in the god of man?

What's more, there's this whole bunch of stuff.

Even if you don't look at God's face, you have to look at the face of these things?

It's a fool's errand

Although there is a knowledgeable old shaman who says that this is a conspiracy of mankind, and that everything given by humans is poisonous, so let us give him what we give, but his grandmother's 'Hu Kaier' is an idiot when we are

The shaman doesn't need to conspire, he just conspires, and usually says that God wants this, God wants that, he wants us to donate, God really wants these things, why doesn't he come and tell us in person.

But if you don't give it to the shaman, the old guy will rob it directly from everyone, and raise his little wife and three grandchildren one by one as if they had eaten clenbuterol. When he walked, his big ass swayed.

It's everyone's usual hard work, but they can't even fill in their stomachs all year round, all of them have yellow faces and thin muscles, and ten-year-old cubs are the same as ** years old, and even a little chicken is stronger than them.

The heart of a half-orc is also a human heart, and it is also the length of flesh

In your eyes, can you not be heartbroken, can you not understand?

People play conspiracy, but they really send things to the people. And it's a real rice white hundred.

The word 'conspiracy' is simply a compliment.

Those guys of humanity are so kind to themselves that they have simply disgraced the face of all the invaders in this world

In contrast, his chieftains, the chief shamans, were more like a bunch of greedy and frenzied invaders.

And......

Like MacArthur's reformed carrots, these orcs were equally surprised to find that they didn't need to rob or fight, and they could eat enough by their labor

You must know that in the past, it was those patriarchs who preached all day long what the weak prey on the strong to seize living space. Then everyone has to contribute people, knives and guns, cattle and sheep, for those masters to eat and drink.

Sometimes, they even have to give out their daughters and wives, so that they can comfort those masters with their bodies, so that they can rest well, and after recuperating their spirits, they can take the big guys out to rob together.

When you're lucky, you can grab some, but many times, these things have been snatched away by those masters before they can be warmed up in their hands

Because at this time, they have a reason to be resounding. Because they grabbed the ...... Well, it's not just for yourself to get those things. It's about better cultivating the spirit, so that you can take yourself and the half-orc race to grab a larger living space

And when it's unfortunate, it's death. Then you don't have to worry about it. Because those uncles will take care of their own afterlife, take care of their daughters and wives, and then sell their young sons.

But now

Now the great half-orcs

A valiant orc

Half-orcs who have suffered so much

Half-orcs with thousands of years of long and glorious history

These half-orcs found that they could eat without robbing, fighting, or bloodshed. And there is salt at every meal.

The patriarchs and shamans used to say how stupid and stupid humans are, as long as we come over, all human things will become ours, and the result is not like that, what we can't get through the guΓ² battle, but after the defeat, we get it all, and now the wife and children can eat enough every day and wear a complete new dress.

I knew what kind of battle I was going to fight, and Lao Tzu would have surrendered a long time ago.

Pity the tens of thousands of brothers who died on the battlefield, all in vain, all fucking by those greedy patriarchs.

It can be seen from this who is deceiving themselves

Who is lying on his body, sucking the blood and anointing oil of the people?

Therefore, despite the shamans, patriarchs, chiefs, and chiefs speaking earnestly again and again, warning them again and again, and scolding these current half-orcs for forgetting their ancestors, their rituals and music, and their hearts are not ancient,...... Call it 'the Beat Generation, the Fallen Generation, the Decadent Generation, the Brainless Generation, the Non-mainstream Generation'

He even did not hesitate to use killer tactics, risking the risk of offending Lord Luo, and destroying the excellent environment of the stable and prosperous province of Nai'an, and openly declared: 'In how many days, when the wrath of the heavens will be, natural disasters will surely fall on sinners, and when the time comes, there will be knives in the heavens and boiling water on the earth, and only by believing in me can I escape the catastrophe.' β€™οΌŒ

In this way, spread terrorist news, create a crisis, and want to kidnap these ignorant orcs.

Hinting at these half-orcs: In order not to provoke God's anger, you girls should continue to listen to the uncle's words as before, give the uncle good food and drink, and then let your daughters dedicate themselves to the uncle for the sake of art

But although the half-orcs are ignorant and ignorant, no one is a fool in the face of interests

They still wholeheartedly support this 'red crossed stick flag'. When they saw the priests, they affectionately called them 'those blind ones'.

When I saw the flag, everyone was like the New Year, and all the adults and children ran around the car. I know that those heartless guys are here to send things to everyone again

Therefore, when Falmer saw the flag, he stopped again.

He suddenly understood in his heart: no wonder the housekeeper didn't let everyone lean over. It turned out that the grandson was planning to swallow all the benefits given by these bald people, and he didn't keep them at all

Falmer couldn't help but curse in his heart at the moment: This bastard, how poisonous his intentions are

He learned this phrase from a human priest, and it is said that adding a 'also' can increase the ridicule by several points. is more ruthless than scolding people for eight lifetimes.

Falmer has always been loyal and honest, and he will never say the word 'also' until he is angry.

It can be seen from this that he is already so angry that Cheng dΓΉ.

Falmer stared at the men in black very calmly,

Out of the cunning of the farmer, he knew that it was not yet time to send something, and if he leaned over at this time, those bastards in black would definitely drive him away.

He strangled the hemp rope tied around his waist with all his might. Silently calculated the distance from his current position to the carriage. Just waiting for the gang to start handing out things, they immediately rushed through the cracks in the people, saying that they would grab a copy of everything.

If nothing else, just by looking at them putting up such a big battle, you can know that this thing is absolutely not wrong

And once they started sending things, the people in black were no longer willing or dare to go wild in front of the bald priest.

Because when things get bigger, 'the great savior of the orcs will be ten thousand times redder than the sun in the hearts of us orcs...... The wise and martial Lord Luo will never spare any bastard who dares to bully the poor and cause trouble

As Falmer prepared, he felt the sound of heavy breathing around him.

He calmly turned his head to look, and saw that at some point, the doors of each house had been opened. There were already a lot of orcs gathered around him.

Men, women, children, all of them.

Seeing their sparkling eyes, it was obvious that they were the same as him, with the same idea.

Moreover, these orcs had suffered a lot before. They all knew what the men in black were.

Therefore, everyone remained silent, for fear of alarming those greedy, despicable, and spilled things.

On the other side, a familiar human was standing by and looking at his people with amusement and anger.

Falmer felt the mockery in his eyes, and as if his pride had been hurt, he glared at the man fiercely.

Although that guy doesn't deal with the housekeeper and seems to be on the same front as himself, he's not a good thing either.

At the beginning, Falmer's cousin looked at that guy well, knew how to read, and knew how to farm, and he actually ...... I can actually do math and can memorize multiplication tables from one to nine

This...... That's a lot stronger than an orc

It's just a character from the sky.

Therefore, his cousin asked someone to match him and wanted to marry his daughter to him.

I didn't expect ......

Unexpectedly, this grandson didn't even think about it, so he refused. I really don't know how to lift

You must know that 'Ah Hua' is a flower in the tribe

How many young men revolve around her all day long, not thinking about tea, not thinking about food. Seeing through the stars and moon, I hope that Ah Hua can say a word to herself.

Thinking of this, Falmer couldn't help but be indignant: his grandmother was a legged, what a broken multiplication table, it was so difficult to memorize it, I have been reciting it for so many days, and I have not memorized it. Is it really like my cousin said, I want to marry Ah Hua and get the next life?

At this moment, I saw that the men in black had surrounded the carriage.

Immediately after that, a beautiful woman with silky hair and fluttering clothes, several times more beautiful than the human woman in the New Year's painting, like a fairy, pushed the car door and walked out slowly.

Then, she spoke aloud to the men in black.

Although Falmer didn't understand it very well, he found that the woman's voice was like a silver bell, and it was extremely good, a hundred times better than Ah Hua.

Before he knew it, he took two steps forward.

Immediately after, I felt someone squeezing over next to me.

Falmer couldn't help but be furious, and turned his head viciously to look over. But I saw the face of the human who didn't know how to lift.

Falmer couldn't help but be stunned. But then he said impatiently: "You guy is running here to make a lot of noise." Get out of the way and ......"

Then he lifted up his hand to pluck the man's shoulder.

However, in the next moment, seeing the solemn expression on the man's face, his hand suddenly froze.

Before he knew it, Falmer felt a chill in his heart.

Obviously, what he was looking at was just a weak human being, but looking at his appearance, he was as if he had encountered a tiger on the grassland, full of murderous aura.

At this time, I saw that the man turned around and said coldly: "Falmer, tell your people, listen to me from now on." Go back and copy the guy, there's something to do. ”

Falmer looked at him in astonishment, and had the intention to object, but he didn't dare to say it directly, and finally stubbornly said, "Let's not go." You think we're stupid

We're smart

They're obviously not sending things, they're going to fight. Move the knife, and the blood will flow. We're not going

We orcs have always loved peace, and we orcs don't get involved in your human affairs. Just watch the excitement from here. ”

He said as he shook his huge head vigorously.

The man smiled coldly, then pointed to the woman not far away, and said, "Do you know who she is?"

Falmer rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know, but it's pretty ......."

As soon as he said this, he suddenly saw a pair of bright eyes in the crowd that seemed to be angry, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's just as beautiful as Ah Hua." ”

The man looked at Falmer, and saw that he was still dumbfounded, and he looked honest, and he was about to laugh in anger.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at the man in the distance, and said, "That's Miss Shilmelia, the cardinal leader of Ney."

His voice fell.

At that moment, the big girl and little daughter-in-law of the half-orc next to her, the aunts and aunts cooed like hens.

"Oh, oh, oh, this is Shilmelia."

"Where, where......"

"It's really beautiful. ”

"It's like a fairy girl. ”

"It really lives up to its name"

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Obviously, about the matter of 'Shilmelia's pregnancy', these mountain village men are also very fond of it, which fully embodies the commonality of the burning gossip souls of all intelligent beings.

"It turns out that this is Lord Luo's fight" Even Falmer couldn't help but widen his eyes and exclaimed.

The man next to him was furious at the moment, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, keep your mouth clean a little"

Falmer was surprised, blinked his eyes, and said, "Cameron, I said about Lord Luo's business, what is it about you, what are you doing so nervously, haha......"

Next to him, a group of orcs grinned toothlessly.

Cameron looked at everyone coldly and whispered word by word: "Lao Tzu is an SS. ”

The orcs immediately closed their mouths like ducks with their necks snatched.

They didn't know anything else, but it was the SS cannon that beat the orcs to the ground on the shore of Star Lake

'SS', the name can now stop children crying at night

Cameron shouted: "Now you all listen to me, go back and copy the guys, and get ready for battle"

Falmer was still grinning at the moment, and said, "I'm not afraid of you." You can't scare me.

Your human affairs have nothing to do with us orcs. We've been deceived by the patriarchs. I'll never be cannon fodder for someone else."

Cameron's gaze coldly swept over the orcs in front of him, and said softly, "Have you forgotten how much benefit Lord Jiì gave you before?"

Falmer's face turned slightly red in an extremely rare way, and said, "The good thing is that they are willing to give, and we didn't force her to give with a knife." Didn't we also believe in the teachings of that bald monk?"

"Bald ...... Bald Monk's ...... Teach?" Cameron was a little crying and laughing at the moment. If these words were to be heard by the sleepless, painstaking, and earnest priests of Naian, I don't know how sad they would be.

Falmer continued: "Besides, those men in black have knives and swords in their hands, and they are very afraid of people. We orcs are all good people. The most afraid of fighting, bleeding things. ”

Someone next to him also helped, saying, "Yes, yes." We are all good citizens. Look at those black-clothed people with faces full of meat, fierce and vicious, they look really scary."

Cameron froze for a moment.

He said something coldly, and the orcs immediately changed their attitude