Chapter Twenty-Five: Victory, Let's Go!
Nick Fury returned to the office and immediately called his henchman, Agent Maria Hill.
"The global infinite mission class is going to be far away, but if you want it to be among them, we can set up a special team to deal with the monster incident first, I plan to let you be the captain of this team, is there any problem?"
"A bunch of questions." Hill unceremoniously enumerated: "For example, the members of the squad, weapons and equipment, and the ...... of operational authority."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Nick Fury's head hurts now when he hears this: "You are my lieutenant, second only to my ninth-level agent, and I appointed you as the captain because I believe you can handle these problems well." Go ahead, I give you carte blanche to do so. ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly had some enlightenment, no wonder Alexander Pierce, the old fox, wanted to arch him to the position of director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and ran to be the minister of the council who rubbed with people all day long.
"I'm going to put Don on the team."
"Who do you think I'm working so hard to make such a big fuss for?" Nick Fury asked rhetorically.
"So he's the main course, and we're all additives?" Ciel's eyes widened and he asked.
"You can't say that, everyone is the protagonist of their own life. You're still the captain, and if he agrees to join the team, you're his immediate boss, and if you think about it, you're in charge of Ultraman Tiga. ”
Saying this, Hill is not so atmospheric: "Sounds good, then you are the boss of the top boss." ”
Nick Fury nodded, let's get by, it's just okay.
"And Coulson, Barton, Natasha......"
"Wait a minute!" Nick Fury hurriedly stopped her: "You want to wipe out all the elite soldiers under my command in the future, can't you keep a few for me?" ”
"Where, don't you have a lot of things under your hands? For example, clairvoyance, imitation birds, number 13......" Hill counted them one by one with his fingers, "and Mei, although she is now a clergyman, she can come out of the mountain again at any time." ”
Nick Fury shook his head and said, "You know their strength, of course they are very powerful, but ...... Let's put it this way, I'll give you these people, and you can leave Coulson and them to me, okay? I'm the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I can't be worse than the captain under my command. ”
At this time, Hill is about to fight for every inch of land: "You want to form the most elite team, how can it not be composed of the most elite agents, I am not enough for this, I want to recruit from outside S.H.I.E.L.D." ”
"This won't work." Nick Fury refused without thinking about it, "Regarding Don's identity, it is still top secret in S.H.I.E.L.D., and I even destroyed his electronic files, there must not be any security risks in this regard, otherwise it will be a big trouble." ”
"So, I chose the three of them, and they are very familiar with Tang, and our team will definitely be very harmonious."
"You're in harmony, but S.H.I.E.L.D. is in chaos. No, I'll give you a ...... at most Two. Nick Fury finally relented, and he couldn't give none of them, which was too unsupportive of his subordinates' work.
"Okay, then two, who do you want to transfer?"
"Coulson, he's a well-rounded talent, and he can be used in a lot of ways."
"I'm afraid not." Hill was embarrassed: "Building a team is a very troublesome matter, there are a lot of things, as you said, he must be used in every way." ”
"Then Agent Barton, calm and steady, can be of great use."
"yes." Hill chimed in: "The best marksman in the world, flying fighter planes, tracking and monitoring, and long-range attacks, when fighting monsters, how can he be missing?" We have to have a little bit of presence, is it possible to let Ultraman Tiga sing a one-man show alone? ”
"Natasha." Nick Fury had a heart this time, and the reason he gave was understandable: "To fight monsters, you don't need an agent who is good at infiltrating and spying to obtain information." ”
"I don't have a problem." Hill said indifferently: "It's mainly Don, he's a little confused with Natasha now, if she leaves...... Well, you'll see what to do anyway. ”
Nick Fury thought about it for a long time, and a nameless fire arose in his heart, and he was about to run away on the spot.
Hill saw that the boss's face was wrong, and hurriedly persuaded with a smile: "You should think so, this team is used to fight monsters, but monsters don't exist every day, so when there are no monsters, can't they go on other tasks?" On the other hand, if there are monsters, it must be the most serious incident, do you still have the heart to send them to do something else? ”
Nick Fury calmed down and thought, eh, it's really this reason, alas, touched his bald head, why is my IQ down?
"Then let's do it first, pull the team up first, and we'll talk about the rest later."
"Wise." Hill complimented, took the 'Shang Fang Sword' from here, and hurriedly trotted out of the office, looking eager to complete the task, but in fact he was afraid that he would regret it if he understood.
Alas, the boss has been in office for a long time, but it is easy to break away from the masses. How can the boss guess the thoughts of the workers. When there are monsters, fight monsters, and when there are no monsters, of course, you will rest, who will give you extra overtime to perform what tasks, the official has made it clear that 996 is illegal.
Hill came to the training hall, during this time Don has been here, receiving joint special training from Black Widow and Hawkeye, two of the world's top agents, day and night, working overtime, life is too hard, he even began to look forward to the appearance of the monster from the bottom of his heart. But the fuck doesn't know what's going on, and during this time the earth was so calm that I didn't even see the shadow of a monster.
"Good news, we're going to form a squad dedicated to dealing with monsters!"
When Hill announced the good news, Natasha was pressing Don to the ground and rubbing him, teaching him the essentials of hand-to-hand combat, while Barton watched with his arms crossed and laughing.
"What?" Tang lay on the ground and raised his head, his face bruised, as if he had been subjected to domestic violence.
In the spacious and bright dining room, four people sat around a window table, and Hill recounted in detail what had happened, as well as Nick Fury's arrangements, and finally asked Don, "Do you want to participate?" ”
"It's hard to say." Tang pinched his chin and looked embarrassed, and then asked, "How much is your salary per month?" Do you pay five insurances and one housing fund? What time is the working time, how many days off is each month, will there be a big and small week 715, whether there is a holiday on statutory holidays, and is there overtime pay for overtime? Are you a labor dispatch company? ”
"Let HR answer these questions." Hill leaned back in his chair and said nonchalantly, "I'm the department manager, I don't care about these things." ”
"I demand at least a higher salary than her." Don gestured to Natasha, who was sitting next to her.
"What?" Natasha was upset and accused: "You are sexist, don't you know that men and women get equal pay for equal work?" ”
Tang Xin said that you can't become Ultraman, where are you the co-worker? But I just thought about it in my heart, and I didn't dare to say it after all, this woman was too black, and she would have to deal with it in the future.
"Then let's have a bowl of water, after all, in a team, if anyone takes less, I'm afraid my heart will be unbalanced."
"Deal." Hill agreed.
"Good!" Patton suddenly applauded enthusiastically, moved to tears: "Finally a salary increase!" "Middle-aged men are under a lot of pressure to drag their families and bring their mouths, and the risk of birth and death is high, so they don't even dare to resign.
Hill was stunned: "We didn't talk about a salary increase." ”
Barton lowered his head and said embarrassedly, "My salary is lower than Natasha's." ”
"Look how you get it." Tang couldn't help but say, "Didn't you say that she entered S.H.I.E.L.D. or was she recruited by you?" ”
"Haven't you heard of changing jobs once and doubling your salary? Monks from outside are good at chanting. Barton said helplessly.
"Nonsense, the old lady is completely based on strength." Natasha brushed her hair and shook her head, her fiery red hair hitting Don's face.
Barton didn't dare to say anything more, but as an old professional, he didn't forget to tell Tang: "Remember to pay your taxes on time, the IRS is not easy to mess with." ”
"Is that the end of the question? I think it's time to get down to business, first of all, to give this team a resounding name! ”
"Makes sense." The other three unanimously agreed.
"How's it going for the Science Special Search Team?" Patton came up with an idea first.
"Sounds so old, like Agent Carter's style back then, of course she was beautiful when she was young, but isn't it a little out of place now?" Natasha was the first to veto, a woman is always sensitive to age, no matter how old she is.
Tang raised his hand and said in an unquestioning tone: "Listen to me: Ultra Guard!" I can vouch for the name that can resound throughout the universe! ”
Hill gave him a blank look: "You wish the whole world knew who you were, right, and it resounded throughout the universe." ”
put down his hand stupidly, this world should also be low-key, low-key is the king.
"I don't see what's so hard about that." Natasha said disappreciatively: "It's just a big bunch casually,
Look at me: Monster Special Attack Team, Super Monster Attack Team, Cosmic Monster Attack Team......"
"Stop!" Everyone in the room couldn't take it anymore.
Clinton said: "Nat, what name did you get, I didn't know and thought it was the three brothers, I didn't care about it at all." And the last cosmic monster attack team, how does it sound short-lived, no, absolutely not. ”
Tang disagreed: "You are feudal superstition, you can't do it." ”
"You can't say that." Hill shook his head and said, "I think these team names are ...... It's unlucky to get in the way of my captain. ”
"Then you get one!" Natasha was unhappy, how could she come up with an idea with good intentions, and she was besieged by a group.
At this time, Hill suddenly remembered: "What about Coulson, call and ask him, after all, he is also a member of this team and has the right to make his voice heard." ”
"I think it could be called Team Steve, in honor of the great warrior, the first-ever superhero ......"
Hill hung up.
At this time, Tang said: "Okay, I'll say one last thing, if you don't agree again, I won't do it." ”
As soon as these words came out, they immediately angered the other three people.
"You're a threat, a threat from Hongguoguo!"
"Then we're going to spend another half a day working on a team name?"
"Let's talk first."
"Victory!"
"This ...... It doesn't sound that bad either. ”
Rare, everyone said the name was okay.
"If it doesn't work, how about adding a modifier like a superhero and calling it Super Victory?" Tang suggested with great interest.
"That's still the winning team."
"Agreed." X3。
"Let's shout in unison: Victory, go!"