Chapter 55: Smoke Lafayette

"No, it won't." Hill said with confidence: "You just heard what Mr. Prime Minister said, the pride of the Sunset Empire, the only remaining sunset will not allow them to do this. It just so happens that we can take a break and learn from their experience with monsters. ”

Tang said disdainfully: "Do you want to learn from their experience in handling monster corpses?" Come on, we're a winner, not a corpse collector. ”

Ciel glanced at him and asked, "Who do you think disposed of the corpses of those monsters that were exterminated by Tiga?" ”

Don didn't know how to answer, as Ultraman Tiga, he had always been in charge of killing monsters.

"Dr. Banner, from a scientific point of view, what should we do with that monster's corpse?" Don asked.

Banner thought for a moment and replied, "With the current understanding of the monster, it is too early to talk about dealing with it, and it is time to organize biologists to conduct an anatomical study of its body, to explore whether its body is an extraterrestrial creature carrying unknown dangerous substances, and at the same time, oceanographers can trace the origin of the monster according to the ocean currents...... A lot of research work is needed before we can finally consider how to dispose of it, whether to burn it or bury it, and if it contains radioactive materials, to shield it. ”

Hill said to Don: "Now you know, it's not easy to do anything." ”

At this time, Natasha said: "Considering the efficiency of the British Parliament, I am afraid that the monster will have to lie on the beach for a long time, maybe in the end, they don't have to deal with it, and nature will help solve it." ”

"As long as they're not afraid of being smoked."

After Tang said this, everyone couldn't help laughing.

However, it turns out that the efficiency of an old empire should never be underestimated, and the next day they saw news reports of an emergency meeting of the British Parliament to discuss what to do with the monster's corpse.

Hill also has inside information, in fact, this news can be said to have spread all over London, but it has not yet drifted across the Atlantic.

"I heard that the stench wafted to London and smoked Galeries Lafayette, and it became an important and urgent event, and the parliament immediately called an emergency meeting, and in the chamber, the parliamentarians, wearing gas masks, made a decision within five minutes to burn the monster's corpse immediately, and the two parties did not quarrel at all. It is said that the meeting ended quickly, and the efficiency of the parliamentarians was so high that they all set a Guinness World Record. ”

"What about sampling and studying monster corpses?" Dr. Banner asked.

Hill replied, "Because the corpse is so smelly, no lab is willing to take on the task, and everyone thinks of it as a larger sea creature." ”

Dr. Banner shook his head: "Such a decision is too hasty, and if incineration leads to the spread of toxic substances, who is responsible?" ”

Tang smiled and said: "Since it is the decision of the parliament, it represents the will of the people, and naturally everyone is not responsible, this is the essence of democracy." ”

Hill continued: "The local residents are clearly opposed to burning on the spot, so the cabinet decided to transport it to the sea, and you can also directly use the natural gas from the North Sea oil fields, which is convenient and trouble-free, but this has been opposed by the North Sea coastal countries, believing that this will pollute the marine environment of the North Sea. However, this move has caused dissatisfaction among the British people, and the voices of the people who are skeptical of Brexit have been loud for a while. ”

Tang couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I didn't expect a monster to be able to see all kinds of things in the world." The Prime Minister, Mr. Prime Minister, must be on pins and needles now. ”

"It is said that under the dual pressure of both domestic and foreign countries, Mr. Jim Harker has already had the idea of resigning, but he is not willing to be remembered in history as the shortest-serving prime minister in British history, and I heard that he intends to call a referendum on this matter, but because it took a long time and contradicted the decision of Parliament, he did not have the support of the cabinet, and it was not settled."

"So...... It's been a long time, and the monster's corpse is still there? ”

Hill nodded: "Actually, it can't go anywhere else, they don't have the machinery to move the monsters, and the workers refuse to work close to the monsters. ”

"It seems that this dead monster is going to become a henchman of the Great Empire."

Natasha was looking down at her phone boringly, when she suddenly raised her head and said, "Turn on the TV, it seems that there is news again, or about the victory team." ”

On TV, Jim Harker, the Prime Minister of the Great Empire, stood in front of 10 Downing Street again, this time he no longer looked depressed by monsters, and he looked full of energy and confidence.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to be here to share with you the good news that the Cabinet has come up with a perfect and practical solution to the problem of the disposal of the monster corpse after a night of discussion, careful study, and careful argumentation, that is: we are ready to hire a victory team to dispose of the monster corpse.

As we all know, the victory team is a professional monster problem handling team, and has accumulated rich experience in dealing with monsters in the long-term battle with monsters. I am confident that with the support of the government, they will be able to accomplish this task successfully.

At the same time, I have submitted a new bill to Parliament, called the Victory Temporary Employment Bill, which will employ the British government to solve the problem of monsters in the country until the Monster Disaster Management Committee is formed......"

In front of the TV, everyone in the Victory Team looked at each other, and finally turned their eyes to Natasha: "Your foreboding is about to come true." ”

"Keep watching." Natasha said without turning her head, "The best is yet to come." ”

On TV, a middle-aged male reporter wearing glasses was asking: "But Mr. Prime Minister, didn't you just say the day before yesterday that you would not support the victory team?" You also believe that the World Peace Joint Convention is an infringement of China's national defense autonomy. ”

Jim Huck coughed and corrected him, "I never said I wouldn't support the Victory Team, this is a team of heroes who have been at the forefront of the fight against monsters to defend humanity, and we have to pay tribute to them!"

Of course, I also said that I do not support the TPC Convention, but note that the Victory Team did not enter our country under the TPC, but under the Victory Team Temporary Employment Act, which I just submitted to the Parliament, to dispose of monster corpses as mercenaries, which is not even a combat mission.

As we all know, our country has a very long tradition of mercenaries, and our foreign mercenary regiments, Gurkha mercenaries are even more famous in the world, and the identity of the victory team is the same as them, so don't have this doubt. ”

"Mr. Prime Minister, what do you mean, not only this monster, but all the monsters that appear in the country in the future will be dealt with by the victory team?" Another reporter asked.

"Of course not!" Jim Harker seemed to be prepared for the question, clearly prepared, "As I said, this was just a stopgap measure before the Monster Disaster Management Committee was formed. My empire has millions of soldiers and thousands of warships, when has it relied on others? Napoleon, World War I, World War II...... Next question. ”

"Mr. Prime Minister, how likely is it that this bill will pass in Parliament?"

Jim Harker shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "If the parliamentarians don't want that stinking London to reappear in the twenty-first century, I think they will support it." ”

"Will the Victorious accept the Employment Act? As of now, they have not issued a response on the matter. ”

"Let's wait and see, I've always had confidence in them."