Chapter 58: Red Tape

"What if it doesn't go well?" Hill asked again.

"It's going to go well!" Humphrey assured in no uncertain terms: "In this time, you can refine your course of action." ”

"A course of action?"

"It is the specific action steps of hoisting the monster, we need this document to be filed for investigation, and to deal with inquiries from all sides, which is also a procedural requirement."

"Isn't it like your bill, a thick stack?"

"Yes, yes." Humphrey nodded with satisfaction, this lady is very good, no wonder she can be the captain of the victory team.

"We don't have that kind of thing."

"Excuse me? I don't quite understand what you mean. ”

"I say, we don't have that thick stack, but I can dictate to you the steps of action: we drive the Victory Feiyan 2, fly directly above the monster, hoist it, fly to its destination, and then lower it, and the job is over."

"What?" Feng Shui took turns, and this time it was finally Humphrey's turn to widen his eyes and show an incredible expression, "Aren't you the most professional monster handling experts?" How can it not even have a detailed action plan, which is not professional at all! This is a very serious monster handling job, not a claw machine! ”

Hill shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, we've always worked like this, and we've disappointed you, why don't you cancel your employment now, and we'll go home immediately, you don't even have to pay for gas, we can treat it as a friendly visit?" ”

As soon as he said that he wanted to go back, Mr. Prime Minister first got anxious: "No, this will not work!" It's hard for us to find such a stupid ...... The great team will take the job and say something, Humphrey! ”

"There's no need for that, Captain Hill." Humphrey's face also returned to a bright smile and rubbed his hands, "Actually, these issues are negotiable, and the government has always been very flexible in handling foreign affairs. After thinking about it for a while, I already had an idea: "Look at how this is, we will write the action plan, and you only need to sign it when the time comes, don't worry, we are very good at this." ”

Hill raised an eyebrow: "Can you still do this?" ”

"As long as there are no problems with the disposal of the monster corpses, none of this is a problem."

"Sir Humphrey, you're flexible sometimes." Hill complimented him.

"Yes, he's always so thoughtful, I can't live without him." Jim Huck smirked.

"It is my honour to serve you, my Prime Minister." Humphrey bowed his head.

The two of them sang and harmonized, and it seemed that they really asked a little bit of the lord and the minister, but the problem still couldn't be solved.

Hill said: "I'm sorry to inform you two, since the victory team and your government are in an employment relationship, then the time of employment is actually a very debatable topic, obviously we can't be here permanently, waiting for you to meet slowly and go through the process." ”

"And how long can you stay?" Mr. Prime Minister asked.

Ciel held out a finger.

"A month?" Jim Harker breathed a sigh of relief: "Considering the complexity of the matter, a month is obviously more than enough, after all, it is not Brexit." ”

Hill shook his head.

"A week?" Humphrey grimaced, "This time is a little tight, we may need to rush the councilors." ”

Ciel shook his head again.

"I'm afraid she's talking about it for a day, Prime Minister, Sir Humphrey." Bernard, the Prime Minister's private secretary, explained: "Given the distance from Clayton to Doc Munson, a morning is also possible, depending on the performance of their aircraft. ”

Hill nodded with satisfaction: "There is finally one who can communicate normally, only one day, honorable Prime Minister." ”

Jim Huck shook his head: "No, it's impossible, it may take us more than a day to get the councilors together, not to mention that they have to scold my mother and personally attack me......"

"That's your business, Mr. Prime Minister, and we're in an employment relationship, regardless of anything other than the mission. If you miss today, you may have to re-make an appointment to queue, we may not have time, after all, monsters can appear anytime and anywhere, and this head ...... It's dead, and the priority must be at the end. There's no need to hire a team to do this, outsourcing it to a waste treatment plant would be a good option. ”

"No, we discussed it." Jim Huck covered his forehead and said, "The problem is not this monster, but to take this opportunity to ...... all possible monsters"

"Mr. Prime Minister!" Humphrey suddenly reminded him very seriously, the prime minister was really dizzy, how could he tell the truth?

Jim Huck woke up from a dream and quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, I forgot what I just said, Bernard, can you turn off all the air purifiers, I don't think they're of any use, except for making my head hurt and talk." ”

"It doesn't matter." Hill's face was not annoyed, their little abacus couldn't hide it at all, but she was really tired of such endless bureaucracy, and said directly: "It's better to go to this way, let's go and carry out the towing work first, and you continue to go through your process." Although there is no bill in favor of it at the moment, there is no bill against it, right? As long as you don't send anyone to stop you, I can assure you that before sunset today, you can see the monster's corpse burning in the flames. If the bill is finally passed, of course, everyone will be happy, in case it is not passed, anyway, the monster corpse has already been disposed of, and we will not come again in the future. ”

Jim Huck and Sir Humphrey looked at each other, asked his private secretary Bernard for advice, and finally nodded heavily, "Okay, just do what Captain Hill wants!" ”

It's finally done!

Hill walked out of the prime minister's office and couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, Natasha and Don followed, Hill looked back at the two of them and complained, "You two, you don't even say a word." ”

Natasha said: "Don't look at me, I still have to recharge my energy and prepare for the operation, how can I have time to talk to them." ”

Tang followed and praised: "The captain is out of the horse, a top two, how can we stupid people have room to perform, this time thanks to you, just relying on the two of us, I'm afraid we will die of old age here." ”

"You don't have to be a sycophant." Hill gave him a blank look, and then said to Natasha: "You have also seen the situation, it is better to solve it quickly, otherwise I don't know what will happen to the moth." ”

"Wrap it up on me." Natasha thought for a moment and suggested: "For the sake of all plans, the captain should stay in London, and it is best to stay with the prime minister." I'm really afraid that halfway through the hanging, I suddenly get a restraining order, and when the time comes, will I put the monster down, or hang it there? ”

Tang suddenly said: "I remembered a joke that said to put the elephant in the refrigerator, a total of several steps, it turned out to be a total of three steps, the first step, open the refrigerator door, the second step, put the elephant in, the third step, bring the refrigerator door." I'm afraid there are three more steps to get here, first you have to have permission to open the refrigerator door, then you have to have permission to put the elephant in the refrigerator, and finally you have to have permission to close the refrigerator door, oh, and you have to have the refrigerator's safety certificate, freezing effect report......"