You're mentally retarded

Looking at the only remaining barbecue in his hand, Jiang Bao and Ping'an stared wide-eyed.

Ping An couldn't hold back a smile: "If you eat too much meat, it's easy to accumulate food." ”

Jiang Bao: Why don't you remind Zhang Nianan so much?

Slightly depressed, he got up and went home, looking dejected, and he couldn't bear to let Ping An Sheng.

But he never interfered in the affairs between the two children, so he did not speak, but wondered in his heart what the 'magic' was.

He was in charge of the skewers and barbecues, and he was so close that he could hear the two children clearly, and knew what they seemed to be probing.

Remembering that he was on the mountain before, the young master also looked like Miss Jiang was hiding something from him, put out the fire safely, got up and entered the house.

He wanted to talk to his wife.

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"Oh?" Mrs. Zhang San had just finished eating, and was lazily lying on the collapse to eat, and when she heard the words, she sat up straight instantly, "You mean Nian'an to Jiang Bao...... Have that kind of mind? ”

On the side, Zhang Saburo was fanning her, and when she heard this, the whole person froze, what???

Ping An dared to draw conclusions, just repeating the words.

Seeing that the expressions of the two masters were frozen, he thought for a while, and said, "But my subordinates feel that the young master is more like he is thinking about something about Miss Jiang than caring about Miss Jiang herself." ”

"Oh? What is it? He snatched the fan and fanned it himself, and Mrs. Zhang's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, "Jiang Bao has everything, Nian An has everything." ”

The Lin family is also very good to Nian'an, and Jiang Bao has toys, Nian'an will have a copy.

Unless it's something that Jiang Bao got himself.

The fan hand stopped: "Could it be the donkey?" ”

At the beginning, because Jiang Bao had a small donkey, Nian An also asked for one, but there was no small one, so he bought an old one, but it turned out to be a corpse after riding out for a day.

She asked about it, and after confirming that her child was fine, she didn't care, and Nian'an didn't look very worried.

Looking at it now, could it be that he is still worried about An's heart?

"Probably not." Ping An shook his head, trying to organize the language, but felt a little difficult to speak.

Zhang Saburo was a little anxious and urged: "If you have something to say, it doesn't hurt to say it!" ”

Ping An smiled bitterly and shook his head, not that he didn't want to say, but he really didn't know how to speak for a while.

Halfway through, he spat out two words: "Magic." ”

"The young master seems to think that Miss Jiang has magic in her."

Zhang family couple: "......"

"It's not that kind of magic." Seeing that the expressions of the two masters were very strange, Ping An knew that they had misunderstood, and quickly explained, "The magic I said seems to be a substance. ”

"It's a baby!" He finally thought of a more appropriate adjective, "This thing is only available to Miss Jiang, and the young master also wants it!" ”

Zhang family couple: "......"

Mrs. Zhang San pressed her eyebrows: "I suddenly feel that Nian'an is thinking about Jiang Bao, and it's not bad." ”

It's better than this mess sounds normal.

Zhang Saburo also said: "What a magic baby, I have never heard of it." ”

Ping An looked innocent, he hadn't heard of it.

Thinking of something, he added: "They seem to think that the bamboo rat is some kind of magical beast, and there is magic in it." ”

The two of them were even more confused.

Zhang Saburo was speechless: "Why did you think it was a big deal, it turned out to be two children playing at home." ”

Children are like this, they always like to give something a new noun, but cute and loving, it's the same when playing at home, he also likes to play bridal games with people when he was a child, and what is it to call the bamboo rat a monster.

Shaking his head, Zhang Saburo was completely relieved.

What longing, what magic, it turns out to be gluttonous bamboo rat meat!

Ping An intuitively felt that this was not the case, but he didn't know the inside story, just a guess made after listening to some words, and he didn't know if it was right or not.

So he didn't speak.

The two couples put their hearts at ease, asked Ping An some detailed questions, and inquired about the situation on the mountain clearly, before signaling to leave safely.

As soon as the people left, Zhang Saburo couldn't help but smile and said: "I fell in love with you when I was ten years old, but I didn't expect our son to open his mind earlier than me, only three years old, and he knew that he was looking for a daughter-in-law." ”

Mrs. Zhang San also smiled, feeling funny in her heart, but she didn't take it to heart.

Who would believe a three-year-old's vows, even if he might be serious.

"Do you want to find some other playmates for your son?" Zhang Saburo's voice suddenly changed.

Seeing that his wife was surprised, he explained softly: "I'm not saying that Jiang Bao is bad, I don't want this doll in my heart, but my son only has this one playmate, and it's still too lonely." ”

This is not a big deal, Mrs. Zhang San has no opinion, "The eldest brother and the second brother also have a little nephew at home, but they are a little older......"

The youngest of those little nephews is seven or eight years old, and even if Nian An is well-behaved and old, they can't play together.

Zhang Saburo said: "There are no big ones, we can have small ones." ”

"Huh?"

A hand touched her belly: "How about we give Nian An another brother?" ”

“……”

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Unaware that he might have a younger brother, Zhang Nianan cherished all the skewers, and then sat on the bed, digesting the magic little by little.

Because the legs were too short, I couldn't cross it, so I simply lay flat.

Slowly guiding those magic powers to repair his fragile body bones, Zhang Nian'an was almost tireless.

It's been three years, and he's finally feeling magical.

In the middle of the day, he slowly sat up, and then tentatively played a set of hook hand cat punches, and the last punch was hammered on the solid wood table.

"Whew-" The next second, he jumped up holding his hand.

Ban Xiang looked at the situation of the table with tears in his eyes, and found that the table was smooth as it was, and he was immediately very dissatisfied and wanted to sigh.

The magic is still too little.

But...... Hold up your little fist, in your current state, it shouldn't be a problem to hit three Lin Jiang.

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I don't know at all that someone wants to punch three of them, and even if they do, they will only disdain to sneer at their delusions; Jiang Bao turned around and left Zhang's house, and the moment he closed the door, the depression on his little face disappeared, and was replaced by solemnity.

First of all, it is certain that there is indeed magic in this world, and there may be a person with magic power, lurking in the shadows.

It's just that I don't know where that person came from, whether I know her and Zhang Nian'an in the previous life, and whether there is a grudge.

and Zhang Nian'an...... That kind of faint jealousy and attention can't be hidden, Zhang Nianan really thinks that he has a secret.

Does he think he has magical powers, or rather, retains strength?

Think about it carefully, compared with Zhang Nian'an, she is indeed too healthy, you must know that Zhang Nian'an is a rich young master, and she was carried away as soon as she was born, and she did not die, was injured, and had no sequelae, but it was really not normal to be so healthy.

But she was also sure that there was indeed no magic in her body.

If I had to say anything anomalous, it would be ......

"Little Red." Jiang Bao opened the window, "I know you're here, come out." ”

A little red bird flew in the air and floated in mid-air, staring at Jiang Bao with black bean eyes.

"You're a monster." Jiang Bao's tone was firm, "Don't pretend to be stupid, although you are indeed mentally retarded, I know you can understand." ”

Xiaohong: "??? ”

"You're mentally retarded, your whole family is mentally retarded!!" A crisp voice sounded, mixed with anger, and Xiaohong scolded.

Jiang Bao: "??? ”