Xun You reminded him: "Jiangdong lost troops in Huainan, even if Long Xiang did not serve as the Lujiang Taishou, Sun Quan should not make a mistake in the short term, as long as General Zhang guards Shouchun, Ming Gong has no worries." ”

"Gongda doesn't know, although Jiangdong has lost troops and generals, what can be lost is the old Yuan Shu department, the elite left by Sun Jian and Sun Ce are still there, and Zhou Yu's use of troops is not bad, and establishing Long Xiang as an enemy in Jiangdong can also reduce the pressure on Wenyuan." Cao Cao waved his hand lightly.

Xun Yu thought for a while: "Since you plan to separate Long Xiang and Sun Quan, Duke Ming might as well temporarily show favor to Jiangdong and blame Hefei for the reason for the last war, Chen Lantun is stationed in Fuling and wavering, why not frame him as Long Xiang's person?" In this way, Sun Quan's attention is diverted from us. ”

Cao Cao asked rhetorically: "If Chen Lan denies it, what can I do?" ”

Xun You said with a smile: "Actually, the truth is not important, the important thing is that Sun Quan is willing to believe that the Jiangdong envoy has taken away the gifts and waited in Xudu, I heard that those gifts are worth 200,000 Hu, you should make friends with Jiangdong on the donkey, and by the way, lead Long Xiang to instigate Chen Lan to provoke disputes, don't look at Sun Quan's secret communication with Long Xiang before, but this time Long Xiang watched him being beaten on the wall, and there was no friendship between the two for a long time." ”

"Hefei's city defense is extremely strong, Sun Ce couldn't beat it before, if Sun Quan and Zhou Yu really dare to gnaw this hard bone, it can greatly consume Jiangdong's money and grain, and it can also create opportunities for Liu Yuanying to recuperate, and prepare for our future southward journey." Cao Cao had to echo.

Xun You added: "Since Long Xiang has been ordered to defend Lujiang, we can use the name of the imperial court to let him fulfill his responsibilities and order him to rebuild the counties under the rule of Lujiang, and maybe he will move the army and civilians to occupy the fertile land, thereby weakening the defense of the two cities of Hefei." ”

"I will send a letter to Yuan Ying (Liu Fu) to do it, but Long Xiang is extremely slippery, and Lu Su is more wise to mention it on the side, and it may not be as Gongda wishes." Cao Cao shook his head and pouted.

Because the two frequently talked about Long Xiang, Cao Cao suddenly remembered Hefei's roast pig's trotters and roasted ribs.

He led his troops north during this time, and there was no place to get roast pork, and he forgot the taste after a long march.

The picture of roasting pig's trotters and roasting ribs emerged, and the taste in Cao Cao's memory opened up again.

Although there is no shortage of food in the camp of Guandu, it is the most basic cereals, and the meat in the camp is relatively scarce, not to mention the fresh pork used for roasting.

Cao Cao couldn't help licking the corners of his mouth, patted the table and said: "We have been away from Xudu for nearly half a year, so we won't stay too much in the Guandu camp this time, and order the three armies to return to the court early tomorrow morning." ”

"Yui." Xun You nodded in response.

In mid-September, Cao Cao led his army back to Xudu.

On the same day, a banquet was held in Sikong Mansion, and a civil and military banquet was served with roast pork.

Taking advantage of the fact that the chef and the cook were setting up a fire in front of the court, Cao Cao summoned the Jiangdong envoy to offer a ransom gift, and he planned to reward Sun Quan's treasures with his ministers.

The messenger placed the underwear gift box on the table, and the outside of the gift box was mainly leather, supplemented by gold and silver embellishments, which set off the preciousness of the contents of the box.

The gift claimed to be worth tens of millions attracted everyone in the hall to stretch their necks.

Cao Cao smiled and got up and left the table, then walked to the stage, looked sideways at the gift boxes, and saw that the lid of the box was sealed with wax, so he pointed to the gift box and asked the messenger:

"Your lord boasted in his letter that this treasure is rare in the world, and you still don't open it for me to have a glimpse?"

The messenger bowed and explained: "Cao Sikong, forgive me, the outside of the gift box is sealed with wax, and only the owner of this object is qualified to open it, please forgive me for not daring to move it." ”

"Oh? Sun Zhongmou is delicate, so it's okay. ”

Cao Cao bent down and took out the dagger from his boot, held the lid of the box with his left hand and slowly cut the wax seal, and before he completely cut and uncovered the lid, he deliberately held the lid in his hand to his chest.

If there is a hidden weapon in the wooden box, it should be released when resisting, compared to Sun Quan's previous suspicious and indecisive, the equally suspicious Cao Cao is a little more cunning and brave.

Remove the lid and the contents of the box come into view.

Not like a curiose, not like a treasure.

Seeing Cao Cao stunned in place, Xiahoudun asked curiously, "Meng De, what's in the gift box?" ”

"Huh." Cao Cao snorted coldly, picked up the black bra with one hand, and frowned at the envoy: "Can you tell me?" What is this silk thing? Can this thing be worth tens of millions? If there are other boxes with this stuff, it is Sun Zhongmou deliberately amusing me! ”

The messenger was neither humble nor arrogant, and explained with his hand: "Back to Sikong, the name of this thing is underwear, and women can use it to replace profane clothes, and after wearing it, it can set off the body shape."

"Bastard!"

Without waiting for the envoy to explain, Xiahou was so angry that he took the case: "Sun Quan is simply bold to send women's clothes, Meng De, Sun Quan is humiliating us, I am willing to lead the troops to level Jiangdong." ”

Others invited Cao Cao to be happy, seeing Xiahou Tang so positive, he didn't know how to respond for a while.

When he hesitated, Cao Cao just met Xun You's eyes, and immediately remembered the conversation between the two in Guandu.

Make friends with Jiangdong for the time being, and let Sun Quan and Long Xiang fight.

But what did Sun Quan do? Take out two pieces of cloth to perfunctory yourself? I can't find the bottom of the stairs at all.

Thinking of this, Cao Cao planned to give the envoy a chance.

Maybe he could tell what he said, so Cao Cao waved his hand to stop Xiahou Xuan, stared at the envoy and said in a deep voice: "You don't seem to have finished speaking just now, then I'll give you a chance to finish, if you can't satisfy me with what you say, Sun Zhongmou can only get Sun He's head." ”

The envoy bowed his hand again, nodded and continued to add: "This underwear has a plastic effect, not only can outline the graceful body of a woman, make the viewer interested, but also have the magical effect of helping to conceive and prolong the heir, this is comparable to the magic medicine of the immortal medicine, Cao Sikong thinks it should not be worth the price?" ”

"Can this thing help conceive and prolong the heir?" Cao Cao frowned in disbelief.

The messenger smiled and said: "Cao Sikong doesn't look at the underwear with few materials, but it has to go through nine hundred and eighty-one processes, of course, the most important process is medicinal fumigation, and the prescription of this medicinal fumigation is from the hand of the divine doctor Hua Tuo, so the fertility extension is not a false rumor, but the result of a famous medical medicine, who doesn't want to have a set of women?" ”

Guo Jia saw that the envoy's answer was fluent, which made Cao Cao speechless, so he got up and questioned: "This thing is said to be miraculous, but it is all from your mouth, may you come up with other empirical evidence?" ”

"Yes, yes"

The envoy stretched out his sleeves, arched his hand to Guo Jia, and said with a smile: "I don't know if Mr. Hefei Longxiang knows?" This person married the famous Erqiao, but he didn't come out of the marriage for a year, but not long after Erqiao wore this underwear, the two of them were magically pregnant, and it is estimated that they will soon be about to give birth. ”

"Long Xiang?"

Guo Jia looked at Cao Cao with a surprised expression.

The envoy was afraid that Guo Jia would not believe it, and continued to add: "Long Xiang, this is nothing, Lu Su, who is also in Hefei, he has been married for seven years without children, and his wife is also pregnant in the first half of this year because of wearing underwear. ”

A case can be regarded as accidental, and if there are many cases, it is really curative, and the hall whispered instantly.

(End of chapter)