Chapter 26: Broken Things!

There was a man sitting on a bench with a black mole in front of his ear with a tuft of hair. He had a bell around his waist and a leather drum in his hand. He sang as he tapped. This is the so-called "two gods", also called assistants. His role is only a medium to knock down "God" and attach it to the great God. At this point, the great god is no longer himself, but has become a "god" with magical powers, who can see people, point out mazes, and predict good or bad things.

Most of the gods who came here were Hu, Huang and Liu. They usually have their own names, such as Hu Tianlong and Huang Tianba. Of course, there is no Durdun.

A handful of hair hummed a song while glancing sideways at the group of people who came in, and secretly complained to the owner: since we have found our team, why are we looking for other people, even nothing, at first glance this is unprofessional.

Just thinking of this, Yang Rui picked up a rice bowl from the lid of the cabinet, picked up a rolling stick with one hand, and the rolling stick slammed into the bottom of the bowl, and sang continuously: "Pick up the Wenwang drum with your left hand, and pick up the driving whip with your right hand." King Wen's drums, willow bolts—"

Listening to Yang Rui's song, the two gods were even more convinced that this was to steal business. Moreover, they have reached the realm of free will. They can use a basin as a drum, which means that God is no longer on the bell stand. Then look at these two gods. They have long hair, calm and relaxed. They had mysterious smiles on their faces. They must be experts in this area. Where did he know that Yang Rui was always like this.

But now that we're here, we have to work hard to get our service fees back. How about a fixed 3000 yuan. When I thought of this, a handful of hair also came, and the drum beat suddenly became dense, and with the drum the head of God also turned faster and faster, like a windmill, a sign that he was about to lose his mind.

A handful of hair also sang loudly: "The sesame seeds bloom steadily, the millet blossoms bently, the eggplant blooms head down, and the corn gurgles." I looked at the shadow of the old fairy, as if it was coming. ”

At this time, the great god began to sift the chaff everywhere, and the trembling one was called "even", like a scorpion eating oil in a cigarette pouch.

This immediately compares Wang's team. They have only two gods, but no great gods. When they lost their sight, they heard a handful of hair and continued to sing: "Old fairy, tell the soldiers what you eat and drink, and the soldiers will prepare for you—beef and mutton, not mutton; The roe deer meat, especially fresh, tastes like a cloud flying to the west—"

Chopsticks for sake and vegetables were already set up on the kang table, and the gods were polite. He picked up his chopsticks, poked a chicken wing, and ate it.

With a "whoosh", Xiaobai jumped on the kang and began to shake his head. He had been hiding behind Lao Wang for a long time, and he had learned a lot. He didn't want to fight at first, but he could eat and drink at a glance. What are you waiting for. Only the Tibetan mastiff shook his head while staring at the chicken head on the table, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth flowed down and trembled.

Yang Rui looked at it and sang more cheerfully: "First, please Hu, second, please Huang, third, please python, fourth, please long." Fifth, please ghosts, sixth, please Hades, and finally, please the Great Sage Sun Wukong. ”

Look at the hair on the opposite side. Even the monkeys jumped out. We can't do anything here!

Fortunately, Xiaobai shook his head, then picked up his chopsticks and started eating. It was originally meant to be eaten and drunk.

A handful of hairs sighed with relief and continued. However, no matter how hard he tried, he still invited many famous immortal families to come down. But Guan Yun just sat there indifferently, not saying a word, like a fool.

The second god also sweated: look at this guy. He's not really sick. Perhaps myocardial infarction and cerebral congestion. Don't throw it away again in the future. It's best to leave as soon as possible.

So, he began to recycle: "Listen to the master, you are a serious disease. The old fairy didn't bring the elixir today, so he beat the horse, whipped the whip, and returned to the top. ”

As soon as he spoke, Yang Rui was not far behind. Just as he was about to speak, Lao Wang sang first: "Sun Wukong, the great sage, raised the golden hoop stick in his hand, and the giant's spirit trembled. He didn't dare to pull Regan anymore, propped up the clouds, and wanted to return to heaven, alas! ”

Because I'm a beginner, I sing in a weird tone. However, Xiaobai still understood. In the midst of his busy schedule, he pulled out a chopstick and hit Guan Yun's forehead hard.

Guan Yun hit an exciting elf on his body, and when he heard the sound of scaring away the giant elf, his heart suddenly became clear: Yes, Monkey King is in my house, not to mention the giant elf, even Nezha is here!

The root of his illness was that he dug up huge fossilized bones, believing that he had offended the gods. The more he thought about it, the more scared he became. Lao Wang knew that he was worried that Guan Yun would go out while dancing, so he sang this song.

After opening the heart knot, Guan Yun's face was no longer white, and his body was no longer cold. He took off his leather coat and picked up his chopsticks: "Oh my God, I'm dying of hunger, Tibetan mastiff, you can't leave me a chicken butt." ”

I could look at Guan Yun, who seemed to be like two people with him just now, and I realized that my aunt almost cried with joy. I quickly served the old man a bowl of rice and advised him to eat slowly

At this time, Xiaobai was also full. He put down his chopsticks and patted his stomach. He burped with delight in his mouth. The great god next to him also returned to normal, put his hair behind his head, and chatted with the Tibetan mastiff: "How angry is Hara?" ”

The so-called halal gas is liquor. The Tibetan mastiff kept its distance from it. When you see a handful of fur smoking, it's almost like you're eating grass.

Now, a handful of hair has almost made the Tibetan mastiff a god. Of course, it is responsive to requests. Bi respectfully handed over a cigarette and helped light it. Xiaobai took a sip and choked up to cure the cough.

"You want to go to heaven!" Lao Wang smashed the Tibetan mastiff's cigarette and held a small cigarette in his hand, like a scoundrel.

A handful of hair approached Lao Wang again and said, "Brother, you are still very powerful." But haven't I heard of you before? ”

Lao Wang grabbed the back of his head and said, "At the beginning, this was the first business. ”

A handful of hair nodded vigorously: "The newly established Tangzi, I said that I haven't seen you in the WeChat group." I'll pull you in. The name is Daisen Eryu. If you don't say anything else, you can earn at least one slot a day, and you can easily get it a few times a month. ”

The so-called 1,000 yuan per slot, 10,000 yuan per slot, this is the special language of gambling in the past. Lao Wang was almost moved when he heard that the money for this line was really fast, otherwise I would have managed to pull the line out.

However, looking at Yang Rui and Xiaobai, they still dispelled this idea: this time, only by knowing the root cause of Guan Yun's illness can they prescribe the right medicine; If your eyes are black, you won't end up being killed as a liar. To count a bird as a bird, we should be down-to-earth and make money through labor.

In the end, the great god and the second great god were given two hundred dollars and were politely sent away. As soon as he walked out of the room, the two gods saw two dark shadows on the windowsill. When they looked at it, they were barely intimidated. There were two weasels lying there looking into the room.

Oh my God, Wong Tai Sin hasn't left yet - the two gods worshiped Wong Tai Sin a few times, and then hurriedly left on their motorcycles. As soon as the motorcycle was pushed out of the courtyard gate, the lights flashed. Oh my God, a big red-haired leopard is wagging its tail at them.

The fox fairy also came. There are really a hundred immortals coming. Take a look at this pose. The people in the room were really competent. Let's hurry away - the two gods stepped on the gas pedal and the motorcycle roared away.

It's a money-losing business, and I can only admit that I'm out of luck. There seems to be no way to come to Jiangbei. Some experts had to shout in the crowd when they turned back to avoid another person hitting the gun.

This has also become a taboo for dancing gods in the future. As long as someone on the north side of the river invited him to dance, he would not come to ask for money.

By the time Guan Yun had eaten and drunk to his heart's content, it was already midnight. The guy fell asleep, and Lao Wang and his wife went home separately. After leaving the room, they heard two chirps from the windowsill, and then something rhubarb and yellow rushed to Lan Lan's shoulder.

You don't want to catch rats and run here to see the excitement. It's called doing nothing. Do you know? Lao Wang reached out and poked their little heads. Then, catching a glimpse of a pair of bright Milanese eyes outside the door, he shouted to the house: "Understood, Auntie, take two pieces of the remaining chicken, the fire leopard is wandering in front of your house!" ”

Knowing that the fox fairy was coming, the aunt didn't dare to slack off, not only served a small bowl of chicken, but also brought out half a bowl of "Haraqi",

Everyone in the village knows that this fire leopard loves to drink two sips. He often swam in the village, drank dizzily and did not harm chickens and ducks. Even the tigers of the village will not bite him.

How do they know these big. The tiger and the little tiger have already been ordered by the little black, or do you find it strange that they didn't kick the leopard out when they saw it?

When Lao Wang strolled home, he said, "If you bring rhubarb and fire leopard again, you will spend a lot of money." ”

When I get up in the morning and open the barn door, the reed chicken will come out with a litter of chicks. That's right, this big family lives next to the rhubarb family and lives in harmony. In addition, they are protected by rhubarb and not a single chick is harmed.

Lan Lan sprinkled a handful of millet on the ground, and the chicks happily began to peck at it. Then Lan Lan went into the barn again and grabbed the naughty boy lying under Erhuang. Lao Wang seriously suspects that the naughty child has cognitive impairment. What do you think you've always done with weasels as chicks?

A nest of small swallows under the eaves also began to enjoy breakfast. Now, their wings are plumping and their nests are packed. Eat like this, then pout your butt out of the nest and start pooping.

I don't know what the big swallow does. Little swallows never eat their own nests. Lao Wang has to clean the swallow cake on the windowsill every two days.

"It looks like it's going to fly soon—" Xiao Li looked up at the bird's nest that was flapping its wings and flying.

It just so happened that Mina also came. As soon as she heard that Little Swallow was about to fly, she took her mobile phone and recorded it. If Nana hadn't answered a phone call once in Jiangbei, she would have saved a lot of videos and tens of gigabytes in her laptop.

In particular, this nest of swallows is the most recorded. It is estimated that they can make a documentary together.

How can we say that people are old and fine? Lao Wang's life experience is very rich. After a while, a small swallow flew into a nest to raise them. It flew in a small circle in the air, then landed on the wire, swaying back and forth. This seems to require further practice.

"Fly, fly!" Lan Lan said excitedly.

The power of the model is endless, and the rest of the birds will learn from it. They will fly out of the nest and start their first flight of life. After that, they will fly thousands of miles, using these little wings to fly between the south and the north.

At first, it definitely flew unsteadily. The people who could see it were worried, afraid that they would fall from the sky. But the big swallow still did his duty and continued to feed the little swallow, who had a small flying insect in his mouth and fell on the wire.

For the baby swallows that have just come out of the nest, you can also see the yellow-billed sub-swallows that have not yet faded. There is one more noticeable difference. Their tails are bald and do not grow into scissors like the tails of their parents.

"The little swallow flew out to celebrate. We needed to add a dish this morning! Lao Wang was also very happy.

Lao Wang was also very happy. At his age, he was particularly fond of freshmen. He also shook his head and recited the famous sentence in the Book of Songs: "Lu Qin has flew, and his son is back!" ”

People with knowledge are different. Lao Wang had nothing to say.

"There's still a plane that didn't fly—" Mina focused on the video so she could see it clearly. Everyone looked, and sure enough, there was a little swallow, standing next to the nest, flapping its wings, but refusing to fly.

Are you disabled? Lao Wang stared at it for a while, and felt that the little swallow's wings were flapping vigorously, as if there was no problem.

Mina explains why: "In fact, like humans, animals have courage, but they also have courage. This little swallow lacks the courage to fly in the sky. ”

It turned out that he was a coward - Lao Wang also thought it was funny. It seems that personality differences exist at all times. Maybe we'll only be able to figure this out if all kinds of kids like Nana are exposed to it.

Soon, the two big swallows also noticed this and stopped feeding the baby and screamed around the timid guy. The cry was more urgent than before. It can be a strong impulse: fly, you're flying.

The swallow cub keeps flapping its wings, but refuses to fly. This psychological barrier is still difficult to overcome, just like Guan Yun.

Even the people below could clearly feel that the big swallow was getting more and more anxious, but no matter how much they urged and demonstrated, the little one just stayed in the nest.

In the end, even Xiaobai was in a hurry and wanted to climb the electric pole, but was stopped by Lao Wang. Because at this time, a large swallow also fell into the nest, and when it approached the little swallow, the two small paws moved quickly.

Everyone's eyes lit up: smart, this is to squeeze the little swallow cub down and drop it into the air to see if you can fly!

To be on the safe side, Lan Lan stood under the bird's nest and opened a pair of small hands, ready to answer at any time.

Under the constant pressure of the big swallow's body, the little swallow was eventually forced to leave the nest, but it nimbly jumped up and jumped onto the wires connected under the nest. The wires are relatively short, with one end extending into the house and the other end connected to a pole.

The big swallow persevered, jumped onto the power line and continued to squeeze. It squeezed, the little swallow moved, squeezed, and finally reached the end of the wire. The little swallow had nowhere to go, and was squeezed into the air by the big swallow, flapping its wings, circling in the air, and then falling among its siblings and shouting together.

"Good!" Lao Wang patted his thigh vigorously.

Mina also turned off her phone and ended the shoot. She also seemed to be touched by something: "It's really hard to be a parent for your children!" ”

Xiao Li also kept comforting: "I think this big swallow is doing a good job." There is no good in treating children with indulgence and indulgence. When it's time to let go, we must be willing to let go. Parents should learn from this. ”

I deserve to be a university professor. I can tell you one, two, three things that seem common.

Lao Wang also benefited a lot from this. He put one hand on his butt and pointed at Xiaobai, and made a teapot: "Tibetan mastiff, cook quickly!" ”

After a pleasant morning, I started my day's work again. It looks busy, but my mood is relaxed. This can be the rhythm of rural life.

Throughout the morning, Lao Wang followed Lao Li to dig up fossils. A small part of Lao Wang's human bone puzzle has been completed, and it can be determined that this is indeed a huge human bone fossil, so they are more energetic.

During the lunch break, Lao Wang took everyone to the river to take a bath. He was covered in sand and washed away. I was just about to get into the water when I heard the sound of a car horn. Raising his head, Lao Wang couldn't help frowning: Why did that girl come again and always chase me to take a bath!

Wang Bei reluctantly got out of the car, and then opened the back door. Lao Wu got out of the car with a smile, twisted his silver beard, and looked around. He nodded from time to time, seeming satisfied.

First, Lao Li was asked to go home with a bag of fossils, but Wang welcomed them: "I told how magpies scream. It turned out to be a VIP. Welcome, Wu! ”

"Where is the magpie?" Wang Bei was still angry and continued to search.

Lao Wang pointed his finger to the sky, and sure enough, two big black birds flew by. As the saying goes, the two big birds also made a rough call.

"It's a crow!" Wang Bei hated his teeth and didn't know what was going on. She was angry when she saw the big fat face and smiling eyes in front of her.

"Strange, there were magpies just now. When you come, the crows will come and play together. Lao Wang laughed and quarreled with her. The more angry the other person is, the less angry he is. This is anger at the highest level.

Watching two young people fighting, Lao Wu. Look at them with pleasure. My granddaughter is fine with everything, but she is too strong, so she will suffer in the future. It's also good to ask a short man to sharpen her temper.

But Wang Bei said that Lao Wang just turned his head and stopped talking to this guy. At this time, Wu Laohan came to power. He never talks about business. He constantly boasted of beautiful mountains, abundant water and plants, and a great place for the elderly.

Accompanied by Lao Wang, Lao Wu entered the village with a smile and a smile, while Wang Bei followed her boredly. She wondered: why did Grandpa talk so much about this naughty little guy?

Seeing the big elm tree at the entrance of the village, Wu Lao's eyes also lit up: "Treasure tree, I'm afraid it will be hundreds of years." This tree is thriving and will surely bless a safe place! ”