Chapter 31 Pose!
Chapter 31 Pose!
After speaking, he turned around and stared at Lao Wang, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Give me a ride. That's nice! ”
"Old and young masters, we can't be rude at any time in Jiangbei, let's give it to outsiders together." Guan Yun immediately began to arrange. Everyone was worried that Lao Wang would suffer, so of course he agreed loudly.
Even Xiaobai came to Lao Wang with two legs and hugged his thighs. Lao Wang was very moved, and he said, "Can you please pull it gently?" Do you Tibetan mastiff want to pull my pants down? Let's go home for dinner, I'll see you off. ”
Although Lao Wang usually giggles, he also knows this truth: he is a man who can't shrink his head at the critical moment!
Along the way, two people remained silent, one behind the other. The whole grassland, except for the occasional sound of the wind blowing the blades of grass, was silent and terrifying.
After walking to the side of the off-road vehicle, Liu Yibing said coldly: "Child, if you have the courage, at least you are still a handlebar." But I advise you, Gege belongs to me, and no one can take her away from me! ”
Lao Wang pouted and said, "Nana is not a commodity, she doesn't belong to anyone." Since she likes me, I straighten my back so that she can always find a reason to like me. ”
You-Liu Yibing clenched his fists, and the green tendons on his arms burst out. He really wanted to smash a fist in front of the fat face in front of him, but reason and discipline reminded him that he should never do it.
Acre – A distant hissing interrupted the two men in the standoff. Looking around, a group of yellow figures flashed in the grass a few miles away, like elves jumping in the grass.
Mongolian gazelle! Wang's eyes widened. How long has this thing been gone in the meadow, ten or twenty years? Unexpectedly, the spirit of dance on the prairie is back!
Although the number of this group of yellow sheep is not too much, only a dozen, this is enough to make Lao Wang ecstatic, and even no less than the appearance of eagles.
All this proves that his steppe is absolutely attractive. If millions of acres of prairie are lush, let alone a few dozen yellow sheep, or even hundreds of thousands, can accommodate them.
The surprise brought by the appearance of the Yellow Sheep even made him ignore his direct opponent, and Sayaz ran to the Yellow Sheep. As the distance approached, this group of yellow sheep finally showed clearly in front of him: yellow A female gazelle with only two small packets on its head, while a goat with two sharp horns is a male. It is precisely because this diagonal line is more like a sheep's horn that they are called yellow sheep. In fact, they do not belong to sheep. The scientific name of the gazelle should be called the gazelle.
I don't know where this small herd of yellow sheep migrated from. This animal is like a herder on the steppe, living on water and grass. Perhaps it was the unique pastures here that attracted them here.
Unbeknownst to Lao Wang, the grassland they planted was very attractive to herbivores after adding special nutrients.
The group of yellow sheep also found Lao Wang's figure, but they were not in a hurry to run. In the steppes no one can catch up with them. They jumped two or three meters high and six or seven meters away. They are the strongest long-distance runners on the prairie.
Moreover, now this group of yellow sheep is also experiencing internal conflicts: two male yellow sheep are struggling around their necks, and they want to compete for the intercourse of other female yellow sheep. Allocation. The strange "click" sound is that they are intimidating the opponent.
Lao Wang also stopped. He also found two rams to fight with bulls. He couldn't help but pat his forehead: alas, competition with the opposite sex is everywhere!
The two rams were ready to go, their hooves shaved, their heads bowed, and their pointed horns in front, like two sharp bayonets. Suddenly, they leapt into the sky in unison, and then the four horns collide violently in the air, like Mars crashing into Earth. At the same time, there was a bell.
This is definitely a combination of strength and beauty, which fascinates Lao Wang; The ewes also looked around, waving their short tails from time to time. It is the nature of animals to enjoy this level playing field and choose the strongest mate. In this way, their population can continue to live and reproduce on the land.
Everything is so simple and straightforward, but it is most in accordance with the laws of nature.
Kaka, two rams keep colliding. They will never stab their opponents with sharp horns, just show off their great strength and strong body.
"A fair duel meets my aesthetic standards for violence. My rival, do you have the courage to fight such a primitive fight? I don't know when, Lao Li also appeared next to Lao Wang. After watching a few rounds of confrontation, his fighting spirit began to burn.
Lao Wang was also very enthusiastic: "Although humans are more complex than animals, although such a struggle seems naïve, I am as you wish!" ”
The opponent in front of him is undoubtedly very strong, Lao Wang does not need to compete like this, but as a man, he will definitely not be afraid.
So, in the depths of the steppe, another battle is about to begin. Lao Li took off his camouflage uniform, leaving only a tight vest. His muscles seemed to burst at any moment.
On the other hand, Lao Wang is not even close: he is naked, white and chubby, and looks like a good human punching bag. It must feel good.
The battle over there is still fierce on the card-side side.
Hey, ah, the battle on the human side has finally begun.
Lao Li swung his fist like lightning, and his body looked like a tiger. He descended the hill and rushed to the short man opposite. In the army, his combat skills were honed, and there were few enemies. Today, in the face of an ordinary person, he does not dare to exert half of his strength. I was afraid that he would be crippled by a punch.
Facing a strong opponent, Lao Wang was very nervous. Although he had just happily agreed, he was really at a loss. One of his few real crops is unmatched by others.
In the face of the menacing menacing, Lao Wang decided to fight hard. As time went on, he felt his power soaring, so he wanted to try it too. His opponent is the best litmus test.
In Lao Li's opinion, after the opponent's punch, he was full of flaws. He has a hundred ways to knock him out in no time. However, his inner pride drives him to subdue his opponents with an iron fist, so his choices are also like male gazelles on another battlefield.
There was a loud bang, and the two fists collided in the air. In Lao Li's imagination, the scene where the opponent was blown away did not appear. Although this short man is also miserable, shaking hands in the same place and constantly saying "ouch", it is undeniable that in terms of strength, this short man did not lose to him. It's just that the fist is slightly tender, and there is no sandbag grinding.
How can it be? Lao Li was stunned. He knew how heavy his fists were. Was that short man really born without magic?
He decided to try again. This time, he mentions eight points of force. Lao Wang didn't dare to use his fists anymore. He felt like his bones were shattered from the impact. So this time, we can only change to the left hand, and we are stretching out our palms to meet Lao Li's fist.
With a bang, the two sides were still evenly matched. This time, Lao Wang felt much better. After all, for the past few months, he has been working every day and his palms are covered with calluses, so he has a strong fighting ability. He even said, "But it's true!" ”
Lao Li was completely enraged, exerted his strength, pounced forward, and punched the third punch without reservation; Lao Wang still stretched out his left hand and shouted, "Open the door!" ”
Deng Deng, Lao Li was shocked back three steps by a huge rebound force, this force stabilized his figure, and his resolute face was also full of incredible expressions: this short man was even stronger than him in his best strength!
Lao Wang was also overjoyed. He made two strange gestures and then rushed up to fight back. What is immeasurable? That's what he said. Lao Li raised his arm to bully Lao Wang. The next moment, Lao Wang flew into the sky. His whole body flew over Lao Li's shoulder. After landing, he could only see blue sky and white clouds.
It's just a bit silly - Lao Li made a fairly fair assessment.
Lao Wang was a little confused. After a long time, he got up from the grass and saw two identical Lao Li shaking their heads: "You are not my opponent. ”
Shake his head vigorously until the two Lao Li completely coincide, and then Lao Wang nodded: "I really don't have your ability, but I won't give up easily!" ”
After that, he jumped twice. This time, Lao Wang also learned to behave appropriately. He took out the wrestling posture of his childhood and wrapped his arms with Lao Li, after all, it is very close to Inner Mongolia, and wrestling is very popular.
Lao Li was careless. He was very close to Lao Wang, and then he was clung to by the cargo. His hands and feet were like iron hoops. Lao Li also stood unsteadily. The two men huddled together and fell on the grass, causing the yellow sheep not far away to look around.
"Let go!" Lao Li was very angry, he had never met such a scoundrel.
"Unless you win me!" Lao Wang is even more stubborn and will not let go no matter what.
Then Lao Wang was very painful. Lao Li is extremely experienced in combat, and every part of his body is an attack weapon. First, Lao Wang was beaten into black eyes by his fist, then he put his elbow against Lao Wang's back, making him scream like a pig, and then the palm knife and his knees--
Lao Wang kept rolling and screaming, but this guy just wouldn't let go. Lao Li was also frustrated: if he was beaten to this extent, he would feel dizzy, but the short man's voice was still loud. He didn't seem to have fainted. He's going to force me to die!
Lao Wang is not a beaten slut, and his tumbling has a clear purpose: not far away is a ditch that extends from the grizzly bubble. As soon as the soldiers are dragged into the water, he may turn around and go back.
As the water splashed, the two fell into the water together, stirring up a towering column of water. The river was also two or three meters deep, and the two quickly lost their minds.
However, old Liz was not discouraged. As a qualified soldier, he often undertook some special training underwater. He also realized that it was this short man who chose to go into the water as a second battleground. Then, as you wish, fill your belly again!
With a commotion, Lao Li appeared on the water, but he did not find Lao Wang. As he searched, he felt a powerful force coming from under his feet, and the whole person was dragged into the water again.
The tide of the battle was quickly reversed. Lao Li lost his courage in the grass. Underwater, Lao Wang slipped like a fish. No matter how hard he tries, his fists and feet will never land on the other side. Instead, they are often attacked by short men, and both eyes are beaten into panda eyes.
What's more, after playing for more than a minute, he's reached the limit of holding his breath. However, when he is ready to float, this short man pulls his leg at the bottom. Lao Li's face was already flushed, his neck was very thick, and his body almost exploded.
Finally, Lao Li took a long breath and spit it out. But then, a mouthful of water was poured into his mouth. Then it couldn't be controlled, the river flowed in in a hurry, and Lao Li Lian choked after drinking it, and was motionless in less than two minutes.
Lao Wang didn't want to kill either, so he dragged Lao Li to the shore, helped him control the water, and slapped him on the back: "Back then, this is how Bai Tiao cleaned up Li Kui——"
After vomiting for a while, Lao Li finally woke up. He lay on the grass, his eyes blank, unable to face this defeat for a moment.
On the other hand, the battle between the two rams ended almost simultaneously. A smaller ram was hit by an opponent and the pain was unbearable,
staggered to the depths of the prairie and left sadly; However, the winner returned to the yellow sheep and accepted the worship of those ewes. The winner is a hero, the loser is a thief. This principle is also universally applicable.
"It's not too late for the yellow sheep to take revenge. Remember to try it again later. Better bring more yellow sheep back! Wang waved his hand to the loser. But look at Lao Li lying on the ground, he will regret saying that sentence.
Sure enough, Lao Li struggled to get up from the ground, and his eyes became very firm again. He dropped the words "I'll be back" and staggered towards the SUV.
"It's useless for you to come back—" Lao Wang cried as he watched the SUV disappear from sight.
Lao Li punched the steering wheel, and his heart couldn't bear it. The buggy made a few laps on the grass, then turned to the right side of the road and whizzed away.
After driving to the provincial capital, Lao Li was still sullen. That night, he received a call from a friend. He heard that he was back and wanted to welcome him.
Lao Li still wears two blue eyes. Naturally, he didn't want to see outsiders. So he had to rest for two days and then invite everyone back.
A few days later, in an upscale club in the provincial capital, Lao Li met a group of brothers led by Lin Feng. In this circle, they are recognized as big brothers.
Of course, Lao Li didn't want outsiders to know about these grievances. But after drinking a box of beer, he also got drunk. As the saying goes, wine is a source of sorrow. For the first time in his life, Lao Li drank too much and said a lot of drunken words.
When Brother Bing said the place north of the river, Lin Feng was also surprised. Finally, in Lao Li's drunken words, he paired Brother Bing's fiancée with the woman he met during the Dragon Boat Festival. As for the damn short man, of course, the one in memory seems to be called Lao Wang or something.
The person who can make Brother Bing suffer seems to be the first. Lin Feng recalled his brief contact with Lin Xiaopang and thought that this short man seemed to have nothing special except for his strong ability to survive in the wild, so he quickly forgot about it.
The speaker is careless, but the audience is intentional. However, among those present, there was a more feminine man, Luo Ming. Since he got on Brother Feng's line and Luo Ming was discharged from the hospital, he has been holding on stiffly and is regarded as a marginal figure in the circle.
He also knew his situation, so he wanted to urgently promote his position. When he heard that someone on the north side of the river had provoked the old fighters in the circle, the guy thought he was smart and was determined to help him find his place.
Of course, Lao Wang did not know anything about these events in this remote metropolis. He returned to the village in a happy mood and saw a large crowd of people waiting for him at the entrance of the village. It could be because he had to come back all the time. Many gasped.
"Yellow sheep, a herd of yellow sheep has come up from our pasture!" Lao Wang was very happy about this and immediately announced the good news.
The crowd also erupted in cheers, and Guan Yun said with infinite aftertaste: "That thing is delicious when baked." ”
"Try it!" Hu Ming was a little angry.
"I'm savoring, reminiscing—" Guan Yun was a little nervous.
"You can't even think about it!" Lao Chu said, and then took a cane to see the yellow sheep. But they convinced him. You're too old to catch a yellow sheep.
Lao Wang couldn't bear to disappoint Lao Chu. He comforted him for a while, saying that there would be opportunities in the future. He was going to let Lan Lan mix with the yellow sheep first, and then take it to the village to see, if you have the ability, you can ride the yellow sheep around.
But looking at the crutches in Lao Chu's hand, Lao Wang finally didn't dare to say this.
After a while of joking, everyone went home. Xiaobai on the big elm tree of the old dynasty waved his hand, and then smiled at Nana: "Let's go home and eat too." ”
"Who's going to go home with you?" Nana was shy, and the village pointed out their affairs. In everyone's eyes, Miss Bai Yun is Lao Wang's daughter-in-law. For a while, Nana was a little uncomfortable and went with Milan with a red face. However, after lunch, she still bought medicinal wine from Guan Yun and went to Lao Wang's house.
Lan Lan began to rub the medicinal wine for Lao Wang. Lao Wang grinned and muttered, "Nana, when do you think we should go to the countryside to register?" ”
"Great idea!" Mina blushed and ran away. There are also Wu Laohan and Wang Laohan in the room. Yang Xuge didn't know that he was carrying someone behind his back when he spoke. Besides, something so big can't be done in a hurry. At the very least, both parents should meet.
Lao Wang is the elder brother, but the elders in the village are parents, but it is Mina. The situation was a bit complicated, which gave her a bit of a headache. In short, this should not be rushed.
At the end of the summer vacation, Guan Yun organized the dolls in the village to carry out the last social practice activity of the holiday - learning about fungi. To put it simply, it's mushroom picking.
In the past two years, there have not been many mushrooms in the forest, and the variety is limited. However, Guan Yun wandered around the forest all day and told him to come to a conclusion that this year's mushroom harvest was abundant, and there were many rare varieties before, so it was necessary to give the children a practical lesson so as not to accidentally eat poisonous mushrooms.
For this kind of thing, of course, Miss Bai Yun is strongly supportive, so she also stood at the front of the line with a small basket.
Similarly, as an off-campus instructor at Grizzly Bear Elementary School, Lao Wang also participated in this activity with integrity: he was good at picking mushrooms. And then he'll take Nana to a place where no one is around, hehe--