"Hey, I don't need you to introduce me, I'll introduce myself."

Seeing Ban Xiaolu, Li Miao seemed to be full of vitality for a moment.

He shook off his yellow hairs and said, "Hello class reporter, my name is Li Miao, I am twenty-three years old this year, and I am unmarried. He is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 13. This nerd is called Song Haiyang, and the others can be ignored. Nice to meet you. ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand towards Ban Xiaolu.

Everyone present was embarrassed in place, is this how Li Miao socializes......

Don't talk about them, even if I'm used to seeing the world, I've never seen Li Miao so shameless!

However, Ban Xiaolu is everyone's girlfriend after all, and she is also a public figure.

Out of the most basic social etiquette, she still reached out to shake Li Miao.

After holding it, Li Miao was reluctant to let go, and he continued to talk eloquently: "Miss Ban, you really did the same as Chen Mo said." ”

"Oh? Did he mention me to you? What did he say about me? Ban Xiaolu glanced at me and asked with interest.

"He said that you are not only beautiful, but also have a convex and backward figure, which is a rare beauty."

Once again, the atmosphere was awkward......

Even Song Haiyang couldn't stand it anymore, he leaned into Li Miao's ear and scolded: "Big brother, are you familiar with the reporter on class?" That's not how 'lordosis and posterior curl' is used! ”

"Huh? Why can't it be used this way? But that's exactly what Chen Mo said! Li Miao looked confused.

"That's a reporter behind his back, of course he can describe it that way! It's disrespectful for you to say this in front of others! Not only will it make people think that you are very rude, but you also sold Chen Mo! ”

Song Haiyang is now educating Li Miao, and it is too late.

Li Miao didn't understand why "convex and backward" couldn't be said in front of others, and Ban Xiaolu's expression was already a little angry.

She didn't smile and asked, "Chen Mo, it turns out that that's how you describe me in front of others?" Do I have to thank you? ”

"Ahem...... Thank you for not needing, after all, I didn't exaggerate, your figure is really good......"

"If you are in good shape, you will say that you are in good shape, and what do you say 'convex and backward'! Does it seem like you're cultured!? You can think of such shameless, lewd adjectives! ”

Actually, I don't think I'm very literate, but it's not your turn......

Have you forgotten what you lost to me a few days ago in the welfare home?

But she's in a bad mood right now, and I didn't go against the wind.

I could only look back at Li Miao and scolded: "Yes, yes, blame me, blame me, I'm shameless, I'm obscene." Li Miao, you are really my good friend. ”

Li Miao also realized that he had said the wrong thing, but surprisingly, he did not bow his head in shame, but took the opportunity to say to Ban Xiaolu: "Class reporter, you also heard it, these words were taught by him, I can't say such shameless words, I'm still quite a gentleman." ”

Song Haiyang and I gave Li Miao a thumbs up at the same time, a good disciple who betrayed his friends and sought glory......

But Ban Xiaolu didn't get used to him, but looked down at the hands that the two were still holding together.

"Gentleman? What gentleman would hold a lady's hand all the time and not let go? I think you and Chen Mo are the same thing! ”

"A raccoon dog? That sounds like an insult...... Yes, class reporter, you are right, Chen Mo and Song Haiyang are the same dog. It's still a good match, you see, we even have the same hair color. I don't know, I thought we were a couple! ”

I can see it, no wonder this Li Miao can take down so many women, even married!

Because of his shameless spirit and handsome appearance, he is indeed very popular with some women.

However, among these people, it is obviously not included in the non-crowning (zhi) jinshi (formerly referring to a woman with literary talents) in the show of wisdom like Ban Xiaolu.

I'm afraid that if we continue to talk, Ban Xiaolu will really turn her face, so I quickly stood up.

"What, Li Miao, come here, I have something to tell you."

"Hey! Don't! I ......"

No matter what Li Miao had to say, Song Haiyang and I took him by one arm and directly lifted him from the ground.

We walked out of a safe distance before putting him down.

Li Miao asked angrily, "! What are you two doing? Didn't you see that I was chatting with the reporter on duty? I'm going to ask her out to dinner! ”

"Fools can't see that the class reporter is already angry! You're still asking her out for dinner? I think you're trying to eat your mouth! Li Miao, it's a shame to come out with you! Song Haiyang couldn't help but scold.

I also helped: "It's okay to be embarrassed, but you are embarrassed by your own people and your own eyes!" Why did you sell me, are you still a person? When I meet a beautiful woman, I jump up and down, simply like a single-celled creature. It's a shame to be a man at the same time as you! ”

The three of us are arguing here, and on the other side, the employees in the office building have also withdrawn one after another.

Seeing this, Li Miao couldn't help asking, "Hey, you say, do I have to hide?" If Bai Ru sees us together, she will definitely be able to figure out that she has been deceived, do I feel that it is too cruel to her? ”

"Yo he, are you a husband and wife with her for a hundred days? I actually care about people. ”

"Hmph, you little four-eyed person who has no love won't understand, I'm calling it mercy and cherishing jade!" Li Miao was still a little proud when she spoke!

I said: "I didn't see Bai Ru's Audi at the door, and Fang Qingfeng didn't come to work until after nine o'clock." It can be seen that these two should have been together last night. It is estimated that at this time, Bai Ru was still lying in the hotel and did not come to work. ”

"Oh, then I'm relieved."

As a result, Song Haiyang interrupted me again and asked, "Hey? If that's the case, can Li Miao be considered green by Fang Qingfeng? ”

"I'll go to your uncle's Song Haiyang!"

Me: "......"

The employees in the building were all gone, and the security guard who had been beaten was taken to the hospital by 120.

The people from the tax bureau put a seal on the office building, and as for Fang Qingfeng, he was also escorted out by the procuratorate, and he was handcuffed the whole time.

Li Miao smacked her lips: "Tut-tut...... It's miserable! ”

Song Haiyang sighed: "Yesterday, after he got the evidence of Lao Bao's bribery, he was in high spirits, and today he became a prisoner. Perhaps, this is the biggest joke that reality has played on him, right? ”

"It's not a joke, it's a newspaper. He had been blessed for so many years, and now it was his turn to suffer. ”

Fang Qingfeng walked apathically all the way, and inadvertently, he looked up and saw us.

After that, he couldn't take his eyes off it.

I'm sure that with his intelligence, he will figure it out at this moment that this is our orchestrated hoax.

Unfortunately, it was too late.