Chapter 7: Kill Me
"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Is......
It's so noisy!
is so noisy suona sound, it must be the little sister who is blowing her broken suona again.
When you wake up, you must pout her suona and light the fire!
Turning over, the warm futon exudes a fragrant and gentle scent, even if the sky is bright outside, it still makes people greedy and sleepy, and they don't want to get up.
It's all this time, and I must have missed breakfast again.
However, it doesn't matter, after all, sleep is the most important thing.
It's rare that this day didn't repeat the previous plot.
"Old Fiveββ! If you blow this trumpet again, I will kill youββ! β
"Here you areββ! Wow wowββ! β
The third senior sister roared angrily and ran out of the door after the little junior sister.
The hall of the cave house was silent.
Wait a minute!
This scene......
"Dead girl! You get up for meββ! β
"Whoaβ"
A basin of cold water poured down, Murong Yue opened his eyes and sat up.
In front of him, there was a master with a veil in her hair and a fierce look in her eyes.
I felt my black hair being wet into wisps of aquatic weeds, and it was constantly dripping water.
Murong Yue raised his head, looked at the master with an angry face, with a bitter face.
"Huh...... Master, you better kill me......"
"Poofβ"
A sword into the chest, unequivocal.
Sure enough, Master is Master.
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Murong Yue jumped off the bed, ran to the hall of the cave mansion, and snatched the suona from the little junior sister's hand.
"It's too late, Third Senior Sister, you go to the door, and when Senior Sister comes over, you will follow her to the kitchen every step of the way. She goes to the toilet and you follow her. Remember, don't separate. Otherwise you will both die. β
"What? Will it die? β
"Shut up and don't accept rebuttals!"
Pulled up the little junior sister Bai Ge on the side, turned around and left.
Back in the mountain, he threw the pigeon in the hands of the second senior sister and stuffed the little junior sister to her.
"You two don't take it lightly, you can do nothing today, you must pay close attention to everything around you. There are Assassins on this mountain. The two of you will take care of each other. Don't die. β
"Dead? How could it be ......"
"Shut up and don't accept rebuttals!"
The woods on the fork in the back mountain are facing the uncle in green clothes.
"Uncle Shi, someone is going to kill me in a moment...... Protect me ......"
Fish head soup for lunch.
This lunch, everyone has eaten the feeling of the rest of their lives, tomorrow must be a new day, right?
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Murong Yue ran to the hall of the cave mansion, snatched the suona from the little junior sister's hand, and crushed it.
"You two stay here, don't go anywhere! Get out and I'll kill you!" β
"Huh?"
Back in the mountain, he threw the pigeon in the hands of the second senior sister.
"You give me home! Follow the boss every step of the way, she is going to die! Just go! β
"Huh?"
Woods on the fork road behind the mountain.
"Uncle Shi, protect my ......"
Fish head soup for lunch.
After the catastrophe, tomorrow must be a new day, right?
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
In the hall of the cave, he took down the suona and smashed it.
"You two stay here! If you dare to go out, I'll hack you to death! β
"Huh?"
Back in the mountains, threw pigeons.
"Go home! The boss is dying! Just go! β
"Huh?"
Woods on the fork road behind the mountain.
"Protect my ......"
Fish head soup for lunch.
Aftermath......
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Take down the suona and crush it.
"Stay! If you dare to go out, I'll hack you to death! β
"Huh?"
Back in the mountains, threw pigeons.
"Go home! The boss is going to die! β
"Huh?"
Woods on the fork road behind the mountain.
"Cover ββ!"
Fish head soup.
Aftermath......
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Suona, smashed.
"Stay!"
"Huh?"
Back mountain, pigeon.
"Go home!"
"Huh?"
Woods on the fork road behind the mountain.
"Cover ββ!"
Fish head soup.
Aftermath......
β¦β¦
"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Suona, smashed.
Back mountain, pigeon.
Woods on the fork road behind the mountain.
Fish head soup.
Aftermath......
β¦β¦
"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Murong Yue jumped out of bed and stomped his feet frantically out the window and shouted.
"Ahh Come out for me! I'm going to go head-to-head with you! Ahββ!h β
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The endless plot cycle, the more Murong knew that he was going to die anyway, and gradually calmed down.
also gave up the struggle and began all kinds of fancy deaths.
He was stabbed to death by talking back to his master, poisoned by eating egg yolk crisp, beaten to death by hitting a man in black on a back mountain, falling to death in free fall on the roof, burning to death by setting fire in the kitchen, and drowning in a vegetable field and creek......
After experiencing countless tricks and deaths, he also began to silently learn some martial arts routines and spells secretly treasured by his master, and practiced archery and light skills hard.
When you meet the man in black, you can do martial arts.
When you encounter a man in black behind your back, you can sense and control it with spells.
If you encounter a man in black in the distance, you can shoot an arrow to seal him.
Even if the man in black escapes, he can still float on the water to chase him!
At the critical moment, it is never better to ask for others than for yourself, anyway, time is there.
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
Murong Yue sat up from the bed calmly, his eyes narrow.
Teleported to the hall of the cave mansion, stunned the third senior sister and the junior sister with two palms, dragged the two of them into their own room, and hid them.
Lie and send the master away.
Step out the door and look up at the shadows of the trees in the yard changing in the sunlight.
The time was just right, and the senior sister came up to her, smiling and wanting to share something with herself.
Murong Yue's palms fell, and Senior Sister was also thrown into the room.
The footsteps are brisk, all the way to the water, fly the eaves and walk the wall to the back mountain under the trees.
The second senior sister Shui Lingyu was roasting the pigeons, and picked up the second senior sister in one hand, ignoring her shouting.
The wind galloped towards the woods on the fork in the back mountain.
Accurate time calculation, throwing down the second senior sister with one hand, and jumping off the trend.
A curved bow was held in his right hand, and his left hand was armed, aiming at the man in black hidden above the woods, and shot an arrow.
"Ahh Murong Yue, you are left-handed! β
In the screams of the second senior sister and the surprised gaze of the master and uncle, the man in black fell heavily from the treetops to the ground.
Put away the bow, pull up the second senior sister, and retire.
Once again, skillfully took out the man in black.
Sitting at the lunch table in the courtyard, Murong Yue pinched the water cup and fell into thought.
Even if the man in black is successfully solved, the plot is still circulating.
What's wrong?
Are there any details that are inadvertently overlooked?
I was so engrossed in thinking that the fish soup and fish meat in front of me didn't move.
Oh, no matter how delicious the meal is, there are times when you get tired of eating it every day.
Fish soup?
A flash of inspiration flashed in Murong Yue's mind, and he looked at the milky white fish head soup in front of him thoughtfully.
In the end, I picked it up and took a sip.
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"Chirp! Chirp! β
"Woo Woo Woo Wow Woo Wow ββ!"
stunned the third senior sister and the little junior sister, and sent the master away.
Murong Yue pinched the time and waited for the senior sister to pass by in front of the hall of the cave mansion.
"Old ...... Old old old ...... Fourth! Quick, I'll tell you......"
On time, Senior Sister Jin Linlin walked from the direction of the kitchen with an excited face and hugged Murong Yue.
"Say, hurry up."
"Okay."
Senior Sister tried to catch her breath and said eagerly:
"I'll tell you, fourth. I caught a particularly beautiful fish in the Houshan River today. Let's go, let's eat this ...... at noon today."
Murong Yue nodded, waiting for this sentence.
She remembered one time, helping her sister peel turnips in the kitchen, she saw clusters of golden fish scales in the garbage basket.
The origin of this fish must be unusual.
"If you don't eat fish today, you go cook a pot of turnip soup. Today, the master lost her temper, and she must eat more radishes to let her dissipate her appetite. Don't forget! The fish is a koi fish, and the auspicious omen must be raised, and it cannot be eaten. β
"Oh, good. I'm going to make turnips...... Uh-"
The palm of her hand fell, and before the senior sister finished speaking, she was thrown into the room again.
After delaying for some time, Murong Yue quickened his pace, and the dragonfly flew through the wall to the tree in the back mountain.
The pigeons of the second senior sister Shui Lingyu are almost roasted.
Murong Yue picked up the second senior sister and lamented her pigeon meat despite her shouting.
The wind rushed to the edge of the woods on the fork in the back mountain.
The delayed time was chased back, and he threw down the second senior sister with one hand and jumped off the spot.
A bent bow was held in his right hand, and his left hand was held in the bow, aimed at the man in black hidden above the woods, and shot another arrow.
"Ahh Murong Yue, you are left-handed! β
Once again, under the screams of the second senior sister and the surprised gaze of the master and uncle, the man in black fell heavily from the treetops to the ground.
Put away the bow, pull up the second senior sister, and Murong once again successfully retreated.
Skillfully took out the man in black again.
At lunchtime, Master sat in the first place, holding a small bowl of radish soup in his hand, thoughtful.
Murong Yue sat in the corner of the table, holding a small bowl of rice, his eyes slanted at a huge basin of water placed on the stump of a tree on the side, and the golden carp swimming in the basin.
This time, for lunch, no one ate fish.
In Murong Yue's memory, it seemed that there was no impression after lunch at all.
That proves that in the past circular plots, everyone drank this fish soup and died.
Pulling the rice into his mouth blankly, his mind kept dripping thoughts.
"Four lovers."
Suddenly, the master called Murong Yue.
"Master."
Murong Yue put down his rice bowl and looked at the master uprightly.
The master pondered for a moment, and then slowly commanded:
"After eating, I went down the mountain, and the little grandson of the Han butcher under the mountain is full moon today. Buying pork on weekdays, the couple took a lot of care of us, and their friendship was not deep, so they should come to congratulate us. Before leaving, go to the cellar of the firewood house in the cave to get two jars of peach blossom wine and bring them together. β
"Yes."
It turned out that the master wanted Murong Yue to go down the mountain, which was not in the previous circular plot.
It seems that this is the real stop.