With a wave of my hand, I pulled out two chairs and a dining table. I went over and sat down in the chair closer to me, looked at the little plum who was pretending to be a salted fish on the ground, and said:

"Oh, it's also my otaku for a long time, and I have forgotten that our national situation is, and everything has to be discussed at the dinner table, and it happens to be dinner. Shall I ask you to have a drink, brother? ”

Looking at the little plum that slowly got up from the ground, I secretly rejoiced, fortunately, at least I reacted.

The salted fish Xiao Lizi, who slapped his buttocks twice, slowly walked to another chair, pulled away, sat down, looked at the dishes on the table, and looked at me again:

"So you're talking about a drink with a Coke on the rocks? Also, is it appropriate for you to treat me to fast food on such a serious occasion? Alas, it's still a set meal that I bought, how about adding an extra patty to the burger, anyway, it's all on a plate, I can't tell which one it is, let's say okay first, I only drink the delicious kind of Coke, and the kind of Coke that I drink for everything The dog doesn't drink. ”

The crooked chirp in his mouth does not affect the deliciousness of his hamburger in one hand and fried chicken in the other, and he doesn't know if he is really hungry or sprinkles all his anger on the food.

"Hey, this is not a wine, how can Coke be delicious, delicious, must be delicious, the kind of Coke that drinks everything, the dog has to spit it out when he drinks it, and he has to turn around and take a sip."

I answered his provocative questions with the most amiable expression, just like a small customer service meeting the legendary customer who likes to complain the most, and there is no shame in pretending to be a grandson for today's salary.

"As for inviting you to eat McDonald's Dangdang, isn't this to make you feel more cordial, do you want to like it, I'll change it to a Manchu full banquet?"

I waved to get out of the way.

"Forget it, forget it, let's eat it. A few more servings of this fried chicken. ”

I don't know how he did it, he was able to spell out words clearly when his mouth was stuffed with food, and he didn't spew food crumbs when he spoke. I'd like to call it a superpower.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to make a few more servings of fried chicken, watching him munch on it, I silently ate the fries, planning to wait for him to eat well before talking.

According to the famous words of the predecessors of the online article: there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

The first four stages have been passed, and I took the initiative to hand the ladder to the fifth stage, but in order to make him accept the reality steadily, I still have to think about the words to wait.

"Hiccups - hungry, hungry, hungry."

A long coke hiccup with a rising top note, a steady middle note, and a perfect finish finish with a few short belches that sound like a cry of hunger

Putting down the one-liter glass heavily, he shook two lips, the upper lip was stained with Coke, and the lower lip was shiny and reflected in the ketchup on his chin. The corners of one side of the mouth are still yellow, and I don't know if it's mayonnaise or salad dressing. I didn't know that I had to wipe my mouth after eating, so I began to spit and talk:

"Okay, although this guillotine meal is a bit cheap, but I'm full, come, send me on my way."

Looking at the unfinished food on the table and holding the fries in his hand that were about to be put in his mouth, he resisted the urge to wipe his face, emptied the table, and asked:

"Kao Fei O?"

"One two or five liters of Coke, don't use a cup, just bring me a bottle."

He was not polite at first, I gave him a Coke and made myself a cup of gaiwan tea. He took a sip and said:

"The contradictions between the two of us are not irreconcilable."

"Don, hungry, ha, you tell me more."

I retracted my guess that this guy had never been to kindergarten, because he didn't even know the etiquette that children know how to follow.

"You see, I want a story that I can copy into a story and then publish it and make a million dollars a month. And what about you, what you want is peace and joy in the second half of your life, am I right? ”

"I don't know what you want, but what I want most is to go back to the life before I came to this place, but I can't go back, so even if what you say is what I want."

Holding Xiao Lizi, who had lost half a bottle of Coke with both hands, said with a smile.

"Is it possible that your original life was as dull as the other seven billion compatriots, but now you can write another perfect life unscrupulously."

I began to paint him a flatbread in a passionate tone.

"Here, you can ignore any shackles, you can do whatever you want, and I'll give you the cover, which may not be intuitive, for example, now here is the game I made, and you are the testing staff I am looking for. You don't have any specific purpose, just give me a report at the end that everyone can accept. Wouldn't you be tempted by this kind of work? You know, my game is a game that surpasses any game in a graphic novel, and it's absolutely realistic. ”

"Why are you talking so much, I know all this, and I accept it, but what we're talking about now is the goldfinger, it's a plug-in, it's the ability and ability that I can not be staged by the slime without a tragic plot."

Originally, he was in a good mood like dropping the Coke in his hand, but when he glanced at it, he actually opened the bottle cap and poured Coke like the hero who drank the death of his daughter-in-law on TV.

Sitting on the spot, I jumped back, ignoring the overturned chair, and directly added a barrier to block his human body Coke fountain. It turns out that carbonated drinks don't drink in the form of stuffy alcohol, and your stomach doesn't allow it.

When he stopped coughing, I looked at him dressed in Coke, opened his mouth, and acted so well. I don't look at the color of Coke, I don't smell the sweetness and sourness of Coke, it's really like a girlfriend getting married, and sending him an invitation to buy a drunken poor egg.

With a wave of my hand, a house appeared not far away, and I looked at the little plum who seemed to be about to enter the second stage of drunkenness, roared loudly and was ready to fall to the ground in the third stage, pointed to the newly built house and said to him:

"Are you alright? So, I've built you a bathroom with toiletries and a change of clothes, why don't you go take a shower first? ”

I couldn't help but smile and looked at him who was posing on the spot, although he had tried hard to hide it, but I could still see at a glance that he was very uncomfortable now.

Maybe he used to sprinkle Coke on his head, and he didn't feel anything, but now he has become a little plum, and his hairstyle is also the style of his wife, when you are good, in short, it is long, of course, it is just right for handsome guys, but the special hairstyle for dick silk is a board inch, which is the kind of length that is best longer than the bald head. And this time the cola is not sprinkled, half of it is sprayed out of my mouth, half of it is poured from the bottle after the head is displaced, and the sugar water is poured through the long hair, although I am generally bald, but I have also had a girlfriend. I've had experience with this kind of taste.

"It's okay, it's good to be clean before I die, just so that I can die innocently."

Don't act, stop acting, I'm embarrassed for you. Give you a ladder and just come down honestly, it's still loaded.

After cleaning up the venue, I listened to the humming that I couldn't suppress but couldn't suppress, and quietly buckled the mobile game. Turtle, I guess I've only seen a jacuzzi on TV.

After changing from a mobile phone to a feeder and building a castle in the game, I saw him squirm and squirm out, oh, it's not embarrassing to scream during the massage, and now I know that I want to face?

"What's the fee?"

Seeing him sit down in his original position again, I asked again.

"Orange, orange juice."

I looked at the little plum who was holding a small umbrella in one hand and a cup in the other, and was used to drinking orange juice and said:

"Looks like you've been taking a shower for a few hours, and you're calming down?"

"In fact, I didn't wash it for long, but my water heater is not of this brand, and I studied how to use it for a long time, so it delayed time."

He said something he didn't believe, and the evidence was a slightly hoarse voice.

"Continuing our topic, I'll put forward an idea, you can see if you can accept it."

Don't dwell on the topic just now, after all, it's all about face. I also happened to use the time I had just played the game and read the picture to think of a lot of words that could convince him.

"You say, I'll listen."

"In this way, let's treat the next behavior as a game, my original plan was to role-play, but I got your profession wrong, and now I want you to try to break through first, let's find problems in the process and solve them, do you think this will work?"

"For example?"

"I roughly divide your future life plan into a combat career and a life career."

Seeing him, I motioned for me to continue.

"The combat profession is the oldest, that is, the fighting, whether it is the art of war, physical magic, melee long-range, whatever you want to divide, in short, it is a great fight, in this way, we can go hunting, mercenary, killer, if you want to be a king, I will support you with both hands."

"What about life occupations?"

He waited for me to finish and immediately asked.

Yabai, this thing doesn't like to be a social animal, right? is so concerned about life and career, if you don't cut the monster and kill the thief, you want to sell the computer? Ahh

"Life occupation is the alchemist, blacksmith, leather maker, tailor, engineering, enchantment or something in the novels and comics, then you can like it, but this may require re-learning the scientific system of this world, that is, to re-experience from elementary school to calculus. If you really like it, then I'll support you. ”

No dick will like to learn, especially in another world, in the knowledge of the world structure that has not been contacted. I have to learn from scratch, this wave is stable.

"Hey, inexplicably familiar, I always feel like I've seen these life occupations somewhere."

Familiar, familiar is right, because these are what I came up with temporarily, how can there be a decent system for a while, I can only copy the games I played, hey, how can the game world be called copying, tribute, yes, this is called tribute.

"Big brother, did you forget to mention that there is also a cooking in your life and profession?"

If there is a pie chart, now his expression is one percent of anger, three percent of snickering, three percent of ridicule, and inexplicable three percent of loss? I know everything before, but what are you missing?

"Ah, oh, is there cooking? How I don't remember, hehe"

I was amazed that he was able to defuse my full force blow with an understatement, and this son must not be kept! ┌(。 Д。 )┐

"Have you forgotten that I've saved Azeroth many times, and I'm also a qualified foot man!"

Okay, I know why the thirty percent is lost, damn it, my brain, fight hard, it's your turn.

The crazy brainstorming really led me to find a perfect explanation.

I say.

Say the next chapter and then PUA small plums. =￣ω￣=

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After three days, the hot mom of failure was still sent to my bed by the platform. Pleasantly surprised. Happily, although I decided to shoot me, I finally didn't have to experience the torment of waiting. I was shocked that if there were no special circumstances, the failure of this hot mom who might not be able to give birth might have to be with me for the rest of my life, after all, I had a quilt. (ノへ￣、)

Although I don't dislike the hot mom of failure, I still feel the loss of not being recognized for my efforts. If one day you find out that this book hasn't been updated in a long time, it's that I'm cleaning up my body that was drained by this hot mom of failure. Now I swear that I will finish the book, optimistic, I only represent the current me, as for what I will do in the future, well, well, you wait until the future to ask him. (￣_,￣)