So, why can't the ancient tree of war really exist?
"Hey, you can't speak, what do you mean I did in the first place is a waste," I was angry by Liu Yuan's point-to-point questioning, and my voice was unconsciously raised, and said:
"I'm telling you, if it weren't for the fact that I was cheated by the game, I would have made something like this?" I stared at Liu Yuan's eyes, trying to impress Liu Yuan with sincerity, so that he could understand that all this was the pot of those game designers, and those bald code farmers estimated that they had never raised cacti, so how big did they know how big the problem of this war ancient tree was.
"Well, don't worry, I believe everything you say." Liu Yuan looked comforted, and he was about to get old on the hospital bed, but he said stiffly, like a superhuman old man when he was young.
I grew up in Luoyang, born and raised, I haven't recruited anyone, I haven't provoked anyone, I always want to be strong. Can I stand this kind of staring? I immediately waved my hand to turn on the big screen and began to play the footage of the experiment at that time.
"Look, look carefully," I don't think the laser pointer has any strength, change it to a whip, I don't think the projection can be knocked, so I directly replaced it with a 180-inch LCD screen, I used the whip in my hand to knock on the screen and said to Liu Yuan:
"This is a classic game made by a game company that is about to go home, and the four clans of man, beast and elf compete for supremacy."
"Hey, no, isn't this the fourth one from the three clans?" Liu Yuanjian stitched the needle and picked the sting.
Every time it's when I want to push the plot, Liu Yuan, this kid, can always bring the topic crooked, now it's okay, I've been beaten crooked, Liu Yuan can still make the topic crooked again. I glared at Liu Yuan vigorously:
"I'm uneducated and learn to pick on others, obviously I said four races, you don't know how to count?"
Liu Yuan stretched out three fingers, "People." Liu Yuan said in his mouth, tapping a finger with his other hand, and then retracting his fist with the finger that had been pointed, "Beast." "Second finger," Elf. Liu Yuan raised his fist and motioned for me to look. I laughed angrily, and said to Liu Yuan, who raised his fist:
"Hehe, I'm Nima, I don't believe you haven't played this game, can you not know how many races there are?"
"How could I not have played such a famous game, but how did I not know that there were racial divisions in it?" Liu Yuan scratched his head, carefully recalled his previous game scene, and said uncertainly: "Is there a human race or not a human race in it?" β
This 'not human' race has given me a whole face, I thought about it and thought about it, I don't know which race this is not a human race, forget it, or ask Liu Yuan directly.
"What are you playing, we're playing a game?"
"Look down on people, don't you, you say I haven't played that map, oh, only a few years ago, and I don't know much about the new map now,"
"Huh?" I thought about it.,It seems like this game hasn't had a new campaign map for a long time.,No.,This kid can't be talking about that kind of RPG second creation map, right?
"I thought about it, but there are a few maps that are defended by four intersections, and there is a map, yes, what is it called, hey, it's been too long, it's the kind of four corners are one camp, and then you can kill other people's soldiers, and then upgrade the base, and the base can produce more advanced soldiers, I remember it's called the Quartet?" Liu Yuan said more and more, this is not yet retirement, basking in the sun under the wall, and at the same time bragging to the old man around him in the past, how can he recall the games he played in the past Liu Yuan is so excited?
I just wanted to end this conversation, just such a question that has nothing to do with the main line at all This is so many words, my conscience does not allow me to be sorry for the brother who read my VIP chapter, oh, it could also be the rich lady. I opened my mouth, but before I could make a sound, Liu Yuan next to me suddenly shouted, startling me.
"Ah, I see," Liu Yuan was so excited that I could see his little tongue from my excitement.
"I remember, that quadrangular array also needs to choose the initial race, the elves you are talking about are elves and undead, aren't they?"
I raised my hand tiredly, gave a thumbs up, and at the same time pulled the corners of my mouth hard, giving Liu Yuan the most perfunctory smile I could do.
Seeing my affirmation, Liu Yuan became even more energetic, and talked about his memories of playing games with his dormitory classmates all day long, which made my head hurt when I heard it, although it also reminded me of the days when I used to play Warcraft with my classmates, but I still couldn't stand it, so I simply blocked Liu Yuan's voice and started a cross talk, I waited for Liu Yuan to enter the sage time while eating and listening to cross talk.
Hey, don't say it, although you can memorize this cross talk, and the jokes are unbearable, you have to admit that he is funny. After listening to a few crosstalks, I was being amused again by the jokes told by the self-proclaimed crosstalk elementary school student and his hot head who opened a zoo, when someone suddenly slapped my arm.
I immediately put away my smile, canceled Liu Yuan's silence, and pretended that nothing had happened to Liu Yuan and said:
"Your relationship is really good, it's really enviable, what, let's listen to me talk about the ancient tree of war?"
Liu Yuan's worried expression instantly turned into doubt, and said:
"I thought you had something wrong, but you kept laughing when I said it wasn't funny, and you didn't react at all when it was funny, but now I find that you are still slow to react, I said that we have a few unpleasant things, why do you still stay when we fight together?"
I tried to control the embarrassment on my face, it felt like your girlfriend sent you several sixty-second voices, you didn't listen, according to the usual voices sent by your girlfriend are complaining, you are too lazy to listen, and directly sent a sentence "That's it, I think so too", but your girlfriend sent a sentence "I just sent a blank voice".
"What kind of illness, you are sick, look at how long Jia and Wang have been floating, don't you hurry up and push the plot, and you're still wasting time talking about the game, aren't you embarrassed?" The best way to defuse the embarrassment is to stand on the moral high ground and blame the other person. Look, I perfectly turned my embarrassment into Liu Yuan's guilt.
"Okay, don't blame yourself, from now on, don't deviate from the topic, we can finish this scene earlier, and then A and Wang can play early, right?" I don't care if Liu Yuan blames himself or not, anyway, I said that he was guilty, and he was embarrassed to retort that he didn't care about his teammates who were floating?
"Liu Yuan, take a look, this is the animation of the ancient tree pulling out the roots from the ground in the game, and this is the animation of the ancient tree walking." If you see it, you can accept it, you can't continue to accuse Liu Yuan, and go straight to business, so that Liu Yuan is embarrassed to interrupt and refute again, and the plan is clear.
"And then, you see, this is actually the effect of an ancient tree." I enlarged the roots of the ancient tree that fell on the ground and explained to Liu Yuan, now I don't like to ask questions when I am not explaining, and I like to ask questions as much as the tutor who just came, and Liu Yuan of the province can't answer the time, I directly incarnate as an old professor, just explain it clearly, and it's not my problem if I don't understand it.
Turning my head and seeing Liu Yuan's eyes following my whip, I continued to look at the screen and continue to explain.
"The forest floor is covered with a lot of branches and leaves, and if an old tree of this size wants to walk steadily, then unless you increase the contact area between your feet and the ground, like this." I switched to the picture of the tank. "Only tracks, and they are oversized tracks, can allow a tree of tens of meters to move in the forest."
Liu Yuan: "No, have you forgotten that there is magic?" β
Hearing Liu Yuan's question, I turned my head comfortingly and gave Liu Yuan a thumbs up, this kid finally knows how to correctly use praise to advance the plot.
I smiled at Liu Yuan and explained:
"Of course I haven't forgotten magic, but even if there is magic, then I have to talk about the basic law."
"For example?" Liu Yuan didn't understand what the basic law of magic was.
"Middle school physics is too thermophotogenic, right? Know the law of conservation of mass, the law of conservation of energy and the final law of conservation of charge, right? Seeing Liu Yuan nodding, I continued with satisfaction:
"So, if you think of magic as a new mechanic, then magic must also follow the law of conservation of energy. So if you compare it with the real world, you will find that we have studied something that kills hundreds of thousands of people in one shot, but we can't eliminate the cold virus, if you catch a cold, you can only take medicine to strengthen your immunity and make your own body heal faster, let alone resurrect the dead. β
Liu Yuan's head was about to smoke, and he subconsciously opened his mouth to praise: "So? β
"So, this creates a problem, if you use magical power to make the tree wise, then you can't let the tree walk, if you really have to move, you can't wave the branch to attack, and it's impossible to throw the fruit that the tree grows on its own."
Looking at Liu Yuan's expression, I knew what he was going to say.
"Na Na Na, I know what you're asking, did you say that you have magic anyway, so why don't you just use magic to realize your ideas, right?"
Liu Yuan ('o'), with his mouth open, just nodded.
I sighed regretfully and thought back for a moment when I was designing the Ancient War Tree. Turning his head and saying regretfully to Liu Yuan:
This was actually what I thought at the time, and I even confirmed that I was definitely right this time, creating the only individual. In the end, it failed. β
Touching the danger to be faced in the future, Liu Yuan's brain stopped smoking, accurately grasped my pause, and quickly asked:
"So I'm going to face all kinds of magical abilities later," he said, pointing to the glowing snake vine on the ground.
"And you also added the summoning ability to the tree?"
"As I said, this place is abandoned. If it's abandoned, can I just leave the Ancient War Tree and leave? "I was not happy that Liu Yuan was questioning my professionalism.
"Although the last war tree was a failure, I dehydrated the entire tree and kept it in a vacuum-sealed box. After all, although this ancient tree is a failure, for ordinary people, it is the same existence as the ultimate boss, and I still know the severity. β
Liu Yuan couldn't sit still, got up and approached the screen to carefully observe the ancient war tree above, and then bypassed the screen and squatted down to carefully observe the snake vine on the ground.
I watched Liu Yuan's behavior, and I didn't know what he was going to do, so I had to stare at Liu Yuan.
I saw Liu Yuan get up and walk around the snake vine a few times, and suddenly turned around and asked me:
"Hey, Lao Liu, why did that tree fail in the end?"
I looked at Liu Yuan's inquisitive eyes, waved my hand, put away things that shouldn't appear in this scene, such as a large LCD screen, a table, a coke or something, and took Liu Yuan to my hollowed-out laboratory. When Liu Yuan came back to his senses, I motioned with my chin to Liu Yuan to look at the surrounding walls. When I waited for Liu Yuan to observe, I cleaned the sanitation on the ground, this is not a Gundam Cave, after all, many holes have been dug out by snake vines, and the ground is full of dust and small stones.
"These traces are made by ancient trees?" Liu Yuan looked at me for a while, then looked at me and asked.
I also looked around at the flat walls that I had strengthened, but now they were pitted in some places, and messy scars in others as if they had been cut by a knife. No matter what kind of traces they were, there were messy black traces, and if Liu Yuan could see the colors, he should be able to see that these traces were still slightly yellow and green.
"You're right, they were all left behind by the attack when the ancient tree went berserk." I looked at my feet one last time.
Liu Yuan didn't realize that he was standing on the head of the ancient war tree that I had sealed in a box now. Hearing my words, he asked suspiciously, "Crazy?" β
"Well, after I added all the abilities that the War Ancient Tree should have, and provided enough mana reserves and a channel that could smoothly transmit mana, I let go of the ancient tree's ability to move, and then the ancient tree kept attacking everything in the vicinity as if the wisdom I added was fake."
I slowly turned my head and looked at Liu Yuan, who was shocked, and continued:
"I even tried to add language skills to Gu Shu temporarily, and directly asked Gu Shu to speak Mandarin, but Gu Shu couldn't communicate at all except yelling. See those blackened marks on the walls? It was the sap from the broken branches of the ancient tree," I smiled bitterly and continued: "If I hadn't been able to stand it and control the ancient tree, I think this crazy tree would have been able to smash the wall and kill itself, oh, I forgot to tell you, those walls look like stones, in fact, the material is more like special steel, hardness, ductility, and resistance to deformation are the top in reality, you look at these scars." β
Liu Yuan opened his mouth, turned his head to look at the surrounding walls, and then looked at me again after a while and asked:
"But why did the War Ancient Tree go crazy?"
"I didn't know it at the time, but then I thought about it." I didn't look at Liu Yuan, but I still looked down at my feet and confessed my sins.
"I think probably the biggest reason is magic."
Liu Yuan: "Magic?!" β
"Yes, magic. In fact, there is no problem with the magic power itself, but because I want to realize too many abilities of the ancient tree, there are too many magic reserves designed for him, I didn't pay attention to this problem at the time, and now I think about it, if the magic power I added to the ancient tree suddenly explodes, "I paused, and secretly calculated the power in my heart, but I didn't understand, so I had to say to Liu Yuan:
"I haven't experimented in this world, but I conservatively estimate that the power of that little boy from two or three beautiful countries to our evil neighbors must be there, oh, this is a radiation-free version."
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Looking at Liu Yuan, who was speechless, I smiled and continued:
"Heh, that's not the main reason, I only found out later. Do you remember when we talked about the rules of physics? β
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Forget it, I don't care about Liu Yuan, and continue to take care of myself:
"There is always a loss in energy transmission, and I put it on the ancient tree because I gave the ability to design too much magic, and then the magic power transmitted the lost energy along the path I designed and converted it into heat. I think that if I hadn't taken control of the ancient tree later, maybe the ancient tree would have ignited on its own, physically. After all, for a little guy of tens of meters, the magnitude of that energy is indeed a bit large. β
As I spoke, I scanned the box under my feet for vulnerabilities. Sure enough, after so long of making my special box, it is still fine, and there is no seam at all. I rubbed my chin, so if that's the case, how did the snake vine appear?
"So, you've created a tree with a nuclear bomb and set itself on fire in minutes?"
I learned Liu Yuan's movements, shrugged my shoulders, and spread my hands. Looking at Liu Yuan, who was speechless, I hurriedly explained:
"Hey, but I've realized my mistake, I shouldn't let the wise tree suffer so much, I just apologized to the ancient tree of war again."
Liu Yuan: "When, why don't I know, by the way, where did you put the box containing the big tree?" β
I pretended not to care and pointed to my feet.
Liu Yuan's big round face immediately turned into a white Sensen like Cao Cao in the rap face, and walked to me without obeying my hands and feet, I shook off Liu Yuan's hand that tentatively pulled my arm, and shouted dissatisfiedly:
"Gaha?"
Liu Yuan asked tremblingly:
"Brother, brother, it's okay for the two of us to stand here, right? You say I'm all dead, and I won't die again, right? You're going to fight for it, aren't you? β
I looked at Liu Yuan, rubbed my chin, and wondered if I was scaring him, so let me think about it for a chapter.
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Another chapter of nonsense, even if I use my perspective to explain some magical things, it is a bit too unrelated to the Basic Law. But I still haven't had time to explain the snake vine, and it seems that I have to wait for the next chapter. Just in time I could polish it a little more to make the story seem more plausible.
At noon today, when I was eating, I was still fantasizing about how I would spend the manuscript fee after I got it, and the keyboard would be replaced, and now I still use the old keyboard that I have used for almost ten years, because I used to play LOL often, and the upper edge of the key D was even deducted by me.
The display also has to be changed,It's been almost ten years.,At the time, I thought it was quite big23 inches,Now I always feel insufficient.,How can I change it to a 34-inch curved fish screenγ The CPU, graphics card, memory, motherboard, power supply, except for the hard disk, should be replaced anyway. According to my possible monthly hardship fee of less than four figures, I will have to wait until March to receive the first payment, I think, in fact, I can use it without changing it (αΜ«α)