Liu Yuan: "In?" ”

Hearing this private chat, I was amused by Liu Yuan, and scolded with a smile:

"I'm Nima, why don't you even call Lao Liu when you're looking for me now?"

Liu Yuan smiled: "Hey, doesn't it seem that we have a good relationship, to put it mildly, you heard Wang's words just now, right?" Is there anything you want to tell me? ”

I'm still really thinking about what Wang just said, which abandoned laboratory did the calligrapher dig up me.

"I know what you're asking, but I'm also thinking about which idea factory I was cut out by the book family."

"It's also a creative factory, which is obviously a troublesome manufacturing base." Liu Yuan complained that he didn't give me face at all, and before I got angry, Liu Yuan said again:

"But this is what I'm going to ask later, what I want to ask most is which dynasty are you from, and which emperor were you following at that time?" If it weren't for Liu Yuan pretending to be in a serious hurry, it would be difficult to turn back, otherwise Liu Yuan would definitely look back at me with big curious eyes. I looked at the other window facing Liu Yuan, and my face was full of black lines.

"In any dynasty, when I was born, the emperor who liked to ride a bicycle had been working for decades. Which emperor do you think I'm messing with? ”

Liu Yuan: "Ah, then you're not that old, Pu Yi died in 67, decades, you are a post-90s generation?" ”

I swear, when I told Liu Yuan that he was chosen by me to cross, and when he was an ontological replicant, Liu Yuan was not shocked now.

"Almost, I said, why are you asking how old I am, you have a sister you want to introduce to me?"

Liu Yuan: "Hey, although it's a table, but I can't push my sister into the fire pit, you forgot, Wang said the history of hundreds of years ago, I thought you lived for hundreds of years, even if this evidence is not strong, you must have been there when the calligrapher dug up the ruins, it was almost hundreds of years." ”

There are too many slots in this statement, I don't know where to start for a while, after thinking about it, don't continue to worry about Liu Yuan's sister, if Liu Yuan really wants to match himself and his sister, then it will be embarrassing for me at that time. Hurry up and skip this topic.

"No, all you can remember is eating? I told you the reason before, and you forgot? ”

Liu Yuan: "Huh? When did it happen? ”

I thought about it, if Liu Yuan could remember every word of me and reason through my words, then this problem would really not be a problem, but I believe that Liu Yuan can't do it, so it's time for my favorite supplementary setting.

"Forget it, I'll tell you about it from the beginning, you remember it this time, don't forget it next time."

Liu Yuan's attitude when he entered the primary school classroom was waiting for me to give a lecture, I cleared my throat with satisfaction, and said slowly:

"I remember, when you first asked me how the world was beautiful, there was no ugly face. I told you at the time that because I like pretty little sisters, I have to make my little sister's mom and dad beautiful, you remember? ”

"Oh, I remember that. Later, you agreed that I should use the appearance of a small plum. Liu Yuan actively interacted with the classroom.

I am very satisfied, and the teacher likes this lecture state the most. I went on to explain:

"I didn't tell you how I changed the appearance of everyone in this world, did I?"

Liu Yuan shook his head. Seeing the student interaction, I continued:

"At that time, people in the world were basically like the normal world, tall, short, fat and thin, so I couldn't wave my hand and make all the people I thought ugly disappear, right? So I had to work on it secretly. ”

Liu Yuan: "You won't secretly give people plastic surgery at night, right?" ”

I was just about to continue to explain, but I was stumbled by Liu Yuan's words, and I complained loudly at Liu Yuan in annoyance:

"Do you think that I'm like you, I can go to the girl's boudoir every day and at night, and do you know that plastic surgery can't be inherited to your children's faces, so you mean I'm still busy working at night every day? It's nothing, listen to me honestly, don't interject. ”

LIU Yuan(; ̄ェ ̄), he himself realized that he had no brains to speak, he had never had plastic surgery and had children, and he hadn't seen the children of female stars? I didn't dare to reply when I heard my words, so I waited honestly and quietly for me to continue to explain.

"Whew, what a delay." I exhaled, smoothed the fire in my chest, and continued:

"I won't say what the specific means are, lest you have another bunch of problems, then we will waste tens of thousands of words, you just need to know that after a few generations, the ugly people will gradually become fewer, until now, there are no ugly people for a long time. I know what you're asking, and I'm telling you this, according to you, I've been here for thousands of years. ”

Liu Yuan, who struggled for a while, couldn't help but speak after a period of silence:

"Finished? Are you all done? Then why are you thousands of years old, still pretending to be a post-90s? ”

"What the hell is thousands of years old, I see if you have forgotten what I told you before, here I treat it as a game."

"And then, what does that mean?" Liu Yuan still didn't understand what I meant.

"What else does that mean? There's a '4.6 Billion Year Story' on SFC, and everyone who cleared the game lived for 4.6 billion years? ”

Only then did Liu Yuan realize that because he was in this world, and this world was too real, he had never thought about the rules of the game. Indeed, I haven't heard of the setting in the game that after a day, the player will be one day older.

To be honest, I wasn't really angry at Liu Yuan's reaction, because I didn't tell him the details of the process. In fact, I have been in this world in three different eras. At that time, I entered this world, and then slightly modified the setting with my own permission, oh, the beginning of the story, the temple that I talked to Liu Yuan about imitating the "sand sculpture for a better world" was built when I first entered the world and tried my own abilities.

Then I quit this world and started the acceleration until my changes were implemented one by one, and then I entered the second time, this time when I tried to create Gundam, the War Ancient Tree. At that time, in fact, I didn't have a long time from the first slight experience, and it was full of freshness, that is, to take one step at a time, and if I had an idea, I would see if there was a big mountain nearby, and if there was no mountain, I would dig the ground, and make a space underground to experiment with my ideas. At the beginning, most of the experiments were failed products, so I was too lazy to recycle, and I was reluctant to destroy them, thinking that I could improve the experiments when I had new ideas in the future. So it's sealed. But then there were so many experiments like this that I forgot what I had. Therefore, even if the experiment is a successful idea, I don't bother to recycle it when I have the results, and I subconsciously seal it in place.

Then there was my later massacre of the village, although I had killed a lot of people before, and the bad things were also what I thought were pranks, and I didn't know how much, but when I slaughtered the village, I looked at the appearance of those people and suddenly repented, which is why I have the current situation. But in fact, I also wanted to let my traces in this world be buried by time as soon as possible, so I accelerated this world again. There have been a few years in between, to be honest, I really haven't studied it, anyway, it's a lot, I was shocked when I heard Liu Yuan say it has been thousands of years, good guys, our civilization has only been up and down for five thousand years, and this has been accelerated by me for a small half?

"What's the situation with that relic of the calligrapher, you won't have a cave full of Tang and Song poems and pop songs, right?" After a short silence, Liu Yuan chatted with me privately again.

"Tsk, in fact, I've been thinking about this all the time, but I'm sure I haven't done what you said, and my brain hasn't pumped, haven't I memorized enough ancient poems when I was in school, and I still hold 500 Tang poems while playing and memorizing when I play games? And I don't like Chinese pop songs, if you want to stay, I will also leave two-dimensional anime songs, but, people here haven't learned to say Ya Yan Butterfly? I pinched my teeth and explained to Liu Yuan helplessly.

Liu Yuan pursed his lips and said in his heart, what you said was too early, when you get to the big city and get the money for the Warcraft materials, maybe I will let you listen to Ya Yan Butterfly. Oh, there's no material for Warcraft, that's fine.

"That seems to be the only time to wait for a chance to be sure, but poetry doesn't sound dangerous. What was the name of the one who discovered the magic, McGecoe? Isn't that the transliteration of magic? Are you sure it wasn't someone you arranged to unearth your own legacy? Liu Yuan chatted excitedly as if he had found that there were two chicken thighs in the takeaway chicken leg rice he ordered.

"I'm sure I'm not involved, and I'm not dead, I'll call it a lab, or you have to call it an idea factory. Also, I don't know which of my magic-related labs was dug by that magic. "I corrected the mistake in Liu Yuan's words and told Liu Yuan, no matter how you ask this question, in the end I can only answer that I don't know.

Just as Liu Yuan was about to chat with me privately and complain, Wang behind him suddenly called Liu Yuan's armor.

Wang: "A, take a break, it's been a long time." I'm going to have to re-trim my torches with something to eat. ”

Liu Yuan heard Wang's words, looked back at the torch in his hand, it was really going to be repaired again, some of the tree vines tied to Wang's head on the torch didn't know where they looked sticky but burned more than gasoline, and there was not much left, and the wooden sticks used as torch sticks were a little carbonized. That is, Wang has a lot of experience, and the torches and sticks he is looking for are all dry and strong, otherwise one end will burn for so long, and the wet branches will definitely flow out of the hot sap from the place where the other end is held, and at least a few large blisters will be scalded on the hand.

A swept out a slightly flat area with a stick in his hand pretending to be a spear, and the three of them sat down to rest, not caring about the pebbles under their buttocks.

Liu Yuan sat down and found that his legs had begun to tremble, and he didn't know the pain, and his legs were sore when he walked, and he ignored them because his mind was thinking about the problem. Take off the sneakers on your feet and see if your feet feel sticky because of sweaty feet or if your feet have blistered blood, and the blood blisters have burst.

"You get up and take my place with me." Wang, who still didn't know what was touching something in the bag that suddenly appeared on his back, said to Liu Yuan.

"Gaha? My feet were blistered and I didn't want to move. Liu Yuan was still thinking about whether he should take a bite of the grilled fish that was uncomfortable when he smelled it, whether to let A feed him when he bit the grilled fish, or whether he should go to the river to wash his hands and eat it himself. Hearing Wang's words, the boss was reluctant.

Suddenly, A, who was sitting between the two, coughed, Liu Yuan looked over and found that A motioned Liu Yuan to look at the shoes in his hand and the socks he had taken off.

Only then did Liu Yuan know why, he was sitting on the upper wind, and the slippers were not good, but were Jia and Wang's feet okay? Liu Yuan obviously saw that Jia was wearing a tree rattan shoes that he had knitted, could it be that these uncomfortable-looking tree rattan shoes were more powerful than the brand-name sneakers that Lao Liu gave him on his feet, and they were more protective of his feet? couldn't figure it out, Liu Yuan didn't want to think about it anymore, looked at Wang with a disgusted face, and muttered a big lady. Put on his shoes and walked towards the river, Liu Yuan planned to wash it with his feet, otherwise, the shoes with blood would become more and more uncomfortable to walk in, anyway, the injury on his feet was good to eat grilled fish, I hope he won't vomit it again, now Liu Yuan has passed a while of vomiting before, and feels that he will say goodbye to grilled fish in the future.

A gasped slightly, A is actually very powerful, but in fact, walking A is actually like that, because A's strength is drilled year after year, although the muscles of the arms are not obvious, but the strength of the whole body is there, that is, the so-called training of the body without training the legs, plus the exercises of A are also specialized in cultivating the upper body, yes, you read that right, A has exercises. However, it is the most superficial, and the trade union has specially studied it for the mountain movers to strengthen the ability of the workers to open the mountain. That is, Liu Yuan didn't know, otherwise he would be able to force Lai Lai to tens of thousands of words.

Looking at Wang, who was seriously repairing the torches, A looked at Liu Yuan in the dark while rubbing his legs, afraid that Liu Yuan, who had no torches, would fall into the river.

Wang noticed A's movements, kept in his hands, and comforted in his mouth:

"Rest assured, this section of the river is very gentle, even if it falls far into the water, it will be fine. And, you listen, it's fun to play in the water. ”

The sound of rushing water, mixed with Liu Yuan's strange cry of the cold river ice of the dark river, came clearly. A: This is a lot more relieved.

Seeing that Wang was with him, A opened his mouth and said:

"Wang, who the hell are you?"

Wang's hand movements paused, and he continued to work, and said casually:

"I've known you for almost a year, and although I haven't spoken to you before, do you still have any doubts about the identity of my security team?"

A smiled slightly and said to Wang, who couldn't see his face clearly:

"The old man is so old, although he doesn't recognize many words, but he sees a lot of people. I've talked to a few people from your security team, most of them are mercenaries recruited from here, even if Kai, the captain, is from a scholar, then he can't know the knowledge you told the master earlier. The old man is too well protected at home, he doesn't know this, the old man doesn't know yet? This knowledge is not necessarily known to the patriarchs of the Divine Servant family. But you say it so easily, you don't care at all, as far as I know, among the nobility, knowledge can be bought and sold like gold. ”

Wang showed the lower half of his face illuminated by torches, the corners of his mouth raised, and said to A:

"Oh ↗↗, I want to ask you if your identity is suspicious, these knowledge is valuable and only known to people in a certain circle, how do you know that you have been a mountain mover all your life and have a simple face?"

Looking at A, who didn't speak, Wang continued:

"A, don't worry, we're just a temporary team, wait here, maybe we won't see each other in the future, what are you willing to do with Yuan, it has nothing to do with me, I won't break these with Yuan. Okay, you continue to rest, I'll wash my hands, and by the way, help you take a look at Liu Yuan, don't really fall into the water and cause trouble to people. ”

After speaking, Wang handed the repaired torch to A, and walked towards Liu Yuan with the other one. No one knows A's expression but me, and of course, I won't tell you who are reading a book (●′ω'●)

Wang collected his expression and slowly walked towards Liu Yuan.

"What are you doing-?!!!?" Wang, who tried to suppress his anger, also failed completely in the end, and it sounded like a weak woman screaming in the face that was suddenly flown to her face by Xiaoqiang, sharp and harsh. At the same time, there was a deep sense of disbelief.

A was frightened and got up and grabbed the spear and was about to rush over, but before he could grab the weapon, when he heard Wang's first word, Liu Yuan was already turning around, and before Wang finished speaking, Liu Yuan had already turned around, and his beloved brother drew an unround semicircle on the ground with the last storage of water. Shaking for a while, and then trembling, Liu Yuan squeezed his eyes at Wang, and said proudly:

"What's going on? Are you brother and I powerful? Saying that, Liu Yuan shook it again, and squeezed his eyes at Wang.

Liu Yuan is very happy, because he has long wanted to show off his height to others, but he has never had the opportunity, you can't be greeted by others and ask you if you have eaten, and then let yourself come out of the triangular or four-corner house, and then pat your head there and ask others, is your height amazing≖‿≖?

This opportunity is too perfect, Liu Yuan secretly felt sorry when he peed in the river just now, such a good opportunity is going to be missed again, who would have thought, Wang actually walked over with a torch, so why don't you hurry up and show off with Wang, this little man, what are you waiting for.

Wang put down his half-raised hand, which was completely subconsciously raised to block his eyes, but he had already seen it.

"Huh? It's weird. Liu Yuan lowered his head, he was obviously not cold, why did the two yo-yos of the good brother go home by themselves?

Liu Yuan raised his head, and suddenly realized a sentence on the Internet, a person who thinks about the eyes of a knife person can't hide.

Seeing Wang's raised hand just now touching his waist, Liu Yuan took a step back and said, "You Gaha? Then I heard Jia shout at Liu Yuan:

"Sir, pants, pants."

Liu Yuan then let his younger brother go home, and while tying his trouser belt, he said curtly:

"Wang, just kidding, they're all men, it's not a big deal, is it?"

"Oh, jokes?" Wang squinted at Liu Yuan, pulled out his dagger slightly, and continued:

"The rules of our hometown, to show that thing to others, turned out to be only two."

Liu Yuan's throat was a little dry, and he felt that he was dying again, swallowed and spit, and said:

"Which two?"

Wang pulled out his dagger and said:

"Either you cut that thing yourself, or we'll only have one to live."

"Three, three, I'll pick three." Liu Yuan hurriedly shook his wit and kept shouting.

"Three?" Wang looked at Liu Yuan and smiled slightly.

The next chapter tells you what the third is (●′ω'●)

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Okay, I was going to take no time off, but I forgot that we were very busy here every year, a few days before the year, a bunch of things. According to our custom in Luoyang, we have to drink salty soup every day during the New Year. That is, the small bowl of soup in the Luoyang water mat. Before the year, the materials used in the New Year should be prepared, such as a few pieces of flat stomping to be steamed, and friends from other places don't know what a flat stomping is, in fact, it is mixed with sweet potato noodles with sweet potato noodles, which can be used to add some fungus, mushrooms or something according to their liking, and then shoot it into a flatbread and steam it in a pot. When eating, cut into flat pieces according to your preference, you can put salty soup, hot pot, or stir-fry. Well, it seems to have become a food novel (●′ω'●), and also, the meat slices should be oiled, the tofu should be oiled, the hairtail fish should be oiled, and the chicken nuggets and pork ribs should be oiled. I also want to fry steamed dumplings, and if I don't know how to fry scorched chips, I also want croquettes, and pre-made boiled meatballs. I am the only one at home to cook meat, steamed buns and other pre-made dishes in a big pot, and I need to do all of them, which is very tiring. So, if years ago, you find that suddenly one day I didn't update, it's that I'm already tired and I don't bother to write a leave note (●′ω'●)