"Hey, you're finally awake." (The old man's scrolling bar name stalk, used to explain the source to friends who don't know (●'◡'●))

Liu Yuan, who was slowly sobering up, wanted to rub his eyes, but found that his hands were pressed by something and he couldn't pull them out. Liu Yuan almost thought that he was blind for a while, because he should have been sitting in the carriage to the beheading field now, instead of the crowded subway with this black rumbling, oh, wrong, it should be the bus that the sardines were riding, and the subway was not so shaky.

Liu Yuan, whose brain finally returned to his post, recalled that he had not traveled to the world of grasping root treasures, but in the belly of a big fish. The voice just now was not speaking to the fellow inmate on the other side, but me, the creator god.

"Lao Liu?" Because Liu Yuan's hand was pressed, Liu Yuan couldn't chat privately, so he could only talk to me out loud.

"Or else?" Playing the stalk again, I was a little excited, and when the mood became happy, I also had the idea of joking with Liu Yuan.

"What's holding me down, am I dead or not?" Liu Yuan couldn't see the situation around him, so he could only ask me.

"I don't think it matters if you're dead or not, should you ask me if your teammates are dead?" I reminded Liu Yuan in time to pay attention to his younger brother.

"By the way, how can Jia and Wang ...... No, I should still be in the belly of the fish now, and it won't be Jia Hewang's corpse that is pressing me, right? As soon as Liu Yuan wanted to follow my prompts to ask about the safety of the two teammates, he felt like he was now like the kind of project called "Jumping Machine" that his young self did for the first time in the amusement park, and it was also mixed with an enhanced version of the pirate ship. That's right, I'm still in the belly of the big fish, and that's what I'm holding on is ......

"Ice dog, you've guessed it all, but you should remove the corpse, and you'll be a hundred points." While dealing with Liu Yuan, I watched the big fish start to become manic, is it because my previous actions made the big fish uncomfortable?

"Ah, wake up, wake up, Wang? Prosperous? Liu Yuan began to call out to his teammates.

"Stop shouting, stop, stop." The big fish became more irritable because of Liu Yuan's loud shouting, and I quickly stopped Liu Yuan.

"If you shout so loudly and writhe so much, you'll frighten the big fish kids who ate you." Looking at Liu Yuan, who was puzzled, I explained.

"No, what the hell is the big fish kid? Honestly, did you make this big fish? Liu Yuan said worriedly. Without waiting for me to answer, he writhed and shouted:

"No, I also brought in five snake vines, won't they still be tied to me?"

"Stop, stop, the snake vine doesn't have the cover I gave me to keep out the digestive juices of the big fish." Seeing that the big fish had just shown a little sign of stopping, he was frightened by Liu Yuan's bounce and swam around.

Liu Yuan was also frightened by the sudden push on his back and didn't dare to move. When he felt at ease, he whispered to me:

"Why did this catfish go crazy when I spoke loudly?"

No, even if I haven't gone to the vegetable market to buy catfish, but I've at least seen the king of the river in it, I don't know how Liu Yuan's catfish is called, just because this fish also has two long tentacles? I'm too lazy to discuss catfish or carp with Liu Yuan, I can't learn from Liu Yuan to fly around the world with topics as soon as it is chat time.

"Oh, if you've eaten a lot of stuff and find that the little snack you've swallowed can't be digested, I'm going to go crazy when you hear the little snack in your stomach singing." I was satisfied with my analogy, and I subconsciously rubbed my stomach as I looked at the snacks on the table in front of me.

"No wonder, I said this is not a fairy tale, it was a catfish and not a whale that swallowed me, how can I still find the treasure left by my predecessors in the belly of the fish? It turned out that Brother Liu saved us, but why didn't they wake up, did they fall asleep? Saying that, Liu Yuan was puzzled again.

"You're embarrassed to say, look at your god operation, if it weren't for the protective cover I put on you, I guess you would only be able to spell out your teammates from the big fish's poop." Speaking of Liu Yuan's jaw startling operation, I was angry, if I met this kind of teammate when I was playing the game, I wouldn't play the game, and he wouldn't have left a household registration book today.

Liu Yuan also knew that his operation was the only reason for the annihilation of the group, so he could only smirk and couldn't say a single sentence to refute it. Seeing that Liu Yuan didn't match me, I couldn't get angry, so I could only answer his question about A and Wang.

"It's not that your operation scared me, causing me to react a little slower, when I made a move, you guys were basically dying, and almost the digestive juices of the big fish dripped on you, but fortunately, I put a protective cover on you in time, while blocking the big fish to digest you, while supplying you with the oxygen you breathe. I know what you're asking. I interrupted the question that Liu Yuan wanted to ask, and without Liu Yuan saying it, I knew what he wanted to know now, and I continued to speak:

"The two of them are fine, but the hypoxic coma caused by me before I made a move, it happened to be connected with sleep, and it was fine when I woke up. I also know that you want to ask, why are you awake now, I can only tell you that you recovered your life by eating, so now you woke up early, however, I advise you not to ask what you are eating, really, the current environment is not suitable for you to vomit. "Saying that, I really hope that Liu Yuan will ask me what he has eaten. I can't be the only one throwing up disgustingly.

After Liu Yuan listened to my words, his face turned white, and he said something he didn't know whether to believe or not: "Don't say it, it's really disgusting to eat snake vines, but it's okay, just eat celery." ”

Heh, I can only give Liu Yuan, who tried to deceive himself, a mocking sneer.

There was silence. Although Liu Yuan's eyes were dark, I could clearly see that Liu Yuan was constantly dispelling his guesses, and Liu Yuan almost threw up several times during this period. However, I dare to say that the most disgusting things that Liu Yuan thought about were not as disgusting as the ones he ate in his stomach. For the New Year, I won't write it out so that everyone can't eat dinner (●'◡'●)

Liu Yuan doesn't need me to care, I just eat melon seeds while watching the big fish swim back and forth anxiously, is this what I made it myself? I have to think about it. I tried to figure out if there were any labs in my neighborhood that were related to fish or larger animals.

"Brother, Brother Liu, are you still there?" Suddenly, my thoughts were interrupted, and Liu Yuan was calling me again.

"Hello, dear, I'm here." I spit out the melon seed shell and replied to Liu Yuan in the tone of an online shopping customer service.

"Brother. If you talk well, I have goosebumps. Liu Yuan shuddered, and his tone sounded like a child who saw his parents kissing at the dinner table.

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

Liu Yuan (⊙.⊙) Okay, Liu Yuan thought, at least it sounded more comfortable than just now, paused slightly, Liu Yuan organized the language, and asked me in a low voice:

"Then, Brother Liu, look, what should our far team do next?"

"What should I do? Go and defeat the Demon King. Oh, by the way, if there is no Demon King here, you can change your goal to become a Demon King! "I slapped the company's ultimate pursuit on Liu Yuan's face.

"Yes, Liu Yuan said well, when we come out of the belly of the fish, we will move towards this goal, but, brother, how are we going to get out? I've heard that the buttocks of the fish are quite small, so I guess it's hard to pull us out, right? Or else? ......" Liu laughed with him, followed my goal to draw a pie, and finally revealed his purpose.

I realized when I heard that, oh, this is the intention for me to get the three of them out of the belly of the fish. Laughing to death, if Liu Yuan hadn't planned to kill Jia and Wang, these two popular supporting actors, I wouldn't have given this protective shield, and I still want to reach out to rescue him? All I can say is overthinking.

"Or else? Let's try it out. It is said that practice is the only way to prove the truth, and I admire your rigor, then, wait a few pounds of croton for you, and let this fish have diarrhea immediately. When the time comes, it will be clear whether the little ass can pull out your big waste. "Speaking of admiration in the middle, I also gave Liu Yuan a thumbs up, and I didn't care if Liu Yuan could see it or not.

"Don't Liu Yuan, it definitely can't be pulled out, no, I mean, or you will get us out of here without going through the back door?" Liu Yuan hurriedly denied my experimental plan, although Liu Yuan could also hear that I was scaring him, but he didn't dare to say it, so he could only pretend to be scared, otherwise I would really get Croton to make me angry, and it was Liu Yuan himself who suffered.

"Oh, it's not easy to get out of the belly of the fish."

"Then big brother, you hurry up and talk to my brother." When Liu Yuan heard my words, he hurriedly pretended to be his grandson.

"Hey, what do you think, now you just can't digest it, the big fish is reluctant to spit out you, if you are like the monkey in the belly of the princess of the iron fan, the big fish must not beg you to come out quickly like the monkey's sister-in-law, if you don't wait for you to figure out a way, the big fish will spit you out directly." I'm serious with bad ideas.

Liu Yuan thought about it and felt that what I said was quite reasonable, but after thinking about it, it was not right, and he said angrily:

"Are you reliable? Then I'll learn to mess around like a monkey to make the big fish spit out, not to mention where we are spit out, whether it's the bottom of the big river, or the big fish's nest, even if we won't be drowned now, but I won't go up with these two who can't wake up, besides, I'm so tossed, can we not get angry when the big fish spits out? What if the time comes to give us a tail? I don't care, even if it becomes fragments, I'm not afraid, so what about my teammates A and Wang who saved with my life? ”

"You can be louder so you don't have to worry about how to get out of the belly of the fish." I first kindly reminded Liu Yuan to pay attention to the volume, and then said to Liu Yuan embarrassedly:

"Hehe, let you see that this is a bad idea?"

Liu Yuan (""")

"Don't be angry, you think I don't want to save you." I thought about the words, and planned to make Liu Yuan give up and let me rescue. I can take the initiative to reach out to save the dying A and Wang, but I can't let Liu Yuan develop the habit of letting me solve everything, oh, I don't object to coming up with ideas, anyway, I usually have some bad ideas.

"Yes, you are!" Liu Yuan said a very definite answer in an affirmative tone.

Well, how did I forget, this kid has never played cards according to routines. Then the set of words I thought of turned into nonsense from the beginning.

"Young man, you are still young, why do you have to help me solve everything, you should find a way by yourself, as the old saying goes, there are always more ways than difficulties, you have to believe that you can do it yourself." The words prepared in advance were useless, and for a while I didn't know how to deal with Liu Yuan's sharp answer, so I could only talk nonsense, but fortunately, I usually drank a lot of chicken soup, and it was a smell of chicken soup when I opened my mouth casually.

However, there is an old saying...... "Liu Yuan plans to break my head."

"Don't talk the same old words, those are all antique remarks, where does it apply to modern young people? Why, you want to use the sword of Shang Fang of the Ming Dynasty to behead the officials of the Qing Dynasty? Wake up, you're the future, and you're going to start working for a bright future now, and I think you can start by finding a way to escape the belly of the fish with your paddling teammates!! "Saying that, I still feel that only the language seems too thin, so I opened the space channel directly, stretched out a hand and cheered in front of Liu Yuan's face, I am optimistic about your gesture (ง•̀_•́)ง. Hey, squishy, what's that? From a different angle, okay, near Liu Yuan's face is Wang's ass. I quickly withdrew my hand. Liu Yuan only felt a small breeze in front of his face, so frightened that Liu Yuan thought that something flew in front of his face quickly.

Although the passage I opened left an isolation function, and the hands and arms I withdrew did not stick to the gastric juice of the big fish, I still got a basin of water and soap, and waited for Liu Yuan's reaction while washing my hands.

"What was it just now? Did you see that? Liu Yuan asked me nervously.

"Hey, it's okay, that's the wind I gave you a thumbs up. Don't care, have you figured out what to do? I wiped my hands with a towel, but I still reminded Liu Yuan to hurry up and find a way by himself.

"I've figured it out." Liu Yuan said happily.

"Oh, what's the solution?" Hearing that Liu Yuan had an idea, I was also interested, stopped and asked Liu Yuan curiously, who was still wiping his hands. Although Liu Yuan is said to have a big brain like a neurotic most of the time, I haven't forgotten that not long ago, when I designed Liu Yuan to be invincible a few seconds before the resurrection, Liu Yuan gave me that slap in the face. You have to admit that there is a great advantage in having a big brain, because such people can often find solutions to problems from perspectives that are not visible to ordinary people.

"You give me a few sleeping pills, and then set the time for me to be awake is the same as the time for A and Wang to wake up." Liu Yuan looked at his face and said without feeling ashamed at all.

"And then, what is your solution?" Although I have already guessed the answer, I still hope that Liu Yuan can tell me that I am wrong.

"My solution is to have a meeting, one person counts the short, and the other counts the long, isn't it?" Liu Yuan really said the answer I guessed with confidence.

I didn't bother to say anything more, waved my hand, and the belly of the big fish was quiet again.

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At lunchtime, I was told that today is thirty years old, oh, if you have friends who are chasing more, it should be the first day of junior high school when you see this. The year is getting boring? I don't think so. Although when I was a child, since I was twenty-three years old, a group of children waited for which house to go to the ground to pick up unlit firecrackers after setting off firecrackers. The long twist is lit with incense, the short twist is opened from the middle, and a long twist is placed on the opposite side, and then the long twist is lit, and a firecracker is ignited on the other. It is difficult to translate Luoyang dialect into Mandarin. At that time, we judged the quality of firecrackers to see whether the burning speed of the twist was stable. You can be fast, you can be slow, but you must not have a long twist, the front 20% burns slowly, and then the back 80% uses one-tenth of the first 20% of the time, then it doesn't work, it affects our little boy to pretend to be Boyi, because we are all going to take it in our hands and ignite it, and then throw it out when we are about to explode, every year my right index finger and thumb are not less firecrackers to blow up. I still remember that my fingers were whitish and then swollen after being blown up by the firecrackers, and the swollen areas would harden and then turn red, and I would feel hot all the time. Later, there was slowly a firecracker, and at that time, the incense stick withdrew from the firecracker stage. I thought that when I lit the cannon with incense, the red phosphorus cannon head of the cannon would extinguish the incense. So you have to use a lighter, or if your uncle or uncle feels sorry for the only lighter he has, he will take out a cigarette, light it, take a few puffs in his mouth, and then give you a gun. You'll say, no, there's a wipe on both sides of the box. Yes, there are two sandpaper-like ones that are used to wipe the cannon. Sometimes, when a firecracker is wiped at one end, the violently burning cannon head will ignite the other end, and there are leftover wipes in it.

Writing this, I realized why old people like to think about the past. Because people's memories are very interesting, if the memories of the past are good, you will keep adding beautiful feelings in the recollection, so that when you are old, you will be intoxicated by the beauty of your past. Fortunately, though, I'm not old enough to bask in the sun and reminisce about the past.

It is said that I should say a few auspicious words to my friends who read books, but, I don't know how many people have seen it here, I don't know what year and month it was when I saw it, even if it is a friend who chases my novel every day, I can only say that people like you must have a happy family and a successful career, and people like you can still miss a blessing from me, a writer of novels on the street?

So, I'd better keep the blessing time to myself. You just have to go on with your own good life. :.ﾟヽ(｡ ◕‿◕｡ )ﾉﾟ.:｡ +ﾟ