"If you weren't lazy and didn't recycle your garbage, would you be in the current situation? Are you still reasonable? You look at the current non-foreign and non-foreign, you are happy? ”

I angrily smashed a caramel popcorn that I was going to put in my mouth directly on Liu Yuan's head, and directly banned private chats, and no longer had anything to do with Liu Yuan. Liu Yuan sighed in surprise, took out the popcorn that smashed his head from his clothes, threw it into his mouth, and found that I had not responded to the private chat, so he stopped sending me private chats, and looked at the Chinese and Western buildings uncomfortably.

The porter carried Liu Yuan and stopped in front of a magnificent building, the porter in front squatted, and the porter in the back half-squatted so that Liu Yuan could easily lift the sedan chair. Liu Yuan stepped out of the pole carrying the sedan chair, and the porter behind him ran away with the sedan chair in a puff of smoke. A group of people who ran all the way next to him, everyone holding their legs and panting. Liu Yuan looked at the bright spear holding at the door of the building, and the samurai wearing full body bright armor also extinguished the last bit of escape thoughts, and looked at the two rows of guards wearing Western full-body armor standing at the entrance of the building that seemed to be the ancient bandit gathering hall, Liu Yuan pursed his lips.

At this time, a person standing at the door of the hall ran over with small steps, stood in front of Liu Yuan not far away, bent over, and said with a smile:

"Lord Liu Yuan, my eldest master has been waiting for a long time, please come with me."

After speaking, he straightened his waist, put away his smile, turned around, and led the way towards the hall with a dignified sideways head. Liu Yuan looked left and right, and reluctantly followed the man towards the so-called conference hall. Liu Yuan knew the person who led the way in front of his head, who was the housekeeper he saw on the screen in the cage before.

Liu Yuan, who had already done mental construction, walked past a large book-shaped sculpture, walked through the corridor, and then bypassed a screen, Liu Yuan still almost erupted.

There is nothing surprising that a group of people are holding a banquet inside, a group of people adopts the Han system, and everyone has a table and a seat. Well, looking at a group of people wearing all kinds of strange costumes using the banquet system of the Han Dynasty, using the table, mat, and sitting posture of the Han Dynasty banquet, although those people are all with foreign faces, Liu Yuan was prepared before he came in, so that he would not be unable to hold back when he saw this.

But when you see the two rows of foreigners on the left and right kneeling and eating, how much can you stabilize, these days, there are many foreigners who have experienced the long-standing culture of our country, but who can tell Liu Yuan, why is the old man facing Liu Yuan kneeling on a table of eight immortals?

Good guy, a table of eight immortals, with a table of rice on it, don't say it, the length of the table is just right for the table of eight immortals below. Through the gap under the Eight Immortals Table, he could see a chair behind the old man, and through the corner of the old man's occasional leakage from his back, Liu Yuan guessed that it was an official hat chair that matched the Eight Immortals Table, and at the same time, there was a bench on each side of the Eight Immortals Table.

Because this kind of scene of foreigners kneeling on the table and eating and drinking at the table really shocked Liu Yuan, Liu Yuan ignored the silence of the audience for a while, and everyone looked at his pressure.

"Cough," the old man saw that his eyes couldn't put pressure on Liu Yuan, so he could only use a fake cough to break the cold.

"Liu Yuan?" The old man motioned to the maid on the side, and the maid holding the flask stepped on the bench to refill the old man's wine bottle.

Liu Yuan was a little distracted again, okay, now Liu Yuan knows why the Eight Immortals Table used to make the old man kneel and sit is equipped with a bench, it turned out to be for those maids to add wine, otherwise the Eight Immortals Table plus the rice table, the average height of the maid really can't reach the wine bottle placed on the dining table. Come to think of it, the official hat chair behind the table of the Eight Immortals is for the old man to get on and off the table by himself. Before Liu Yuan could complain about the foreigner drinking and using a wine bottle, he heard an angry shout.

"Bold, you dare to wander when the head of the scholar family asks?" Liu Yuan followed the prestige and saw that there was a young man in the back row on his left hand side and pointed at him, with a posture of humiliating the ministers to death.

"Enough, eighth, Liu Yuan is also a servant with God's watch." The chief old man said lightly to the young man who was angrily pointing at Liu Yuan. The young man, who had been seated, immediately stood up and saluted, and said that he was wrong. Liu Yuan pursed his lips, what age is it, and he still comes to the set of red face and white face, but anyone who has read the online article for a few years can smell the full routine atmosphere of this old and young man just by his nose.

After spitting out the old groove, Liu Yuan felt a lot better, and when he put it on the text, everyone would think that it was a scene where a modern person traveled to ancient times and met the emperor or something. But Liu Yuan will tell you that if you look at it with your eyes, you will find that there is a sense of disobedience everywhere from the characters, to the costumes, to the scenes, and even the food in the feast. "You've done a great job!" Although Liu Yuan already knew that I would no longer pay attention to Liu Yuan, Liu Yuan, who couldn't bear it, still chatted with me privately and sent me a gritted compliment. What can I say? Continue to eat popcorn and cola.

After the old man sat down, he felt like an actor who had called it a day, as if the person who was about to draw his sword to kill Liu Yuan just now had nothing to do with him. Seeing Liu Yuan's admiration, look, this is called professionalism. Immediately, Liu Yuan was distracted by the old man's words.

"Liu Yuan, welcome to the book's house. Hehe. The old man greeted Liu Yuan kindly.

Liu Yuan chirped and didn't know how to deal with it. It is said that he was still trying to kill their old twenty before he was in the cage, and then he was sent to a laboratory that was not a good place for them to hear about it, but now the head of the book family still wants to pretend to be a kind old man to talk to him? Liu Yuan is most annoyed by this kind of hypocrisy dedicated to big shots.

"Welcome me? I'm a guest yet. Liu Yuan replied with a pout.

The old man probably heard the inverted sentence for the first time, and was obviously stunned for a moment, only then did he understand what Liu Yuan meant, and a smile appeared on his face, and he said:

"Of course, Liu Yuan, of course you are a guest of our calligrapher."

Liu Yuan was waiting for this answer, and the witty words he had thought of before had a chance to be exported.

"Oh, I'm a guest, you sit and I stand, you eat and I watch?"

It was the silence of the audience again, Liu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, Lao Liu didn't teach people here to act in sketches, he was the first person in the world to say this, so it was not plagiarism.

"Bold!" "Unreasonable!" "Arrogance!" "Shaft!" Liu Yuan put his ears on his ears, because after a short silence, the audience was in an uproar, and everyone was calling Liu Yuan with different words. Liu Yuan looked at the gentleman-like foreigners on both sides, and the spirit came, didn't he enter his home field? Liu Yuan has never been afraid of spraying each other, and now he has no last fatal weakness - parents, so Liu Yuan is not killing indiscriminately? Liu Yuan rolled his sleeves, but Liu Yuan's arms were uncomfortable without elastic bands, Liu Yuan put down his sleeves again, and was about to enter the squirting time, when he stopped everyone with a loud shout.

"Quiet !!" The old man slammed the wine bottle in his hand on the dining table in front of him, and the wine bottle's leg flew so far that it fell to the ground, and Liu Yuan was sure that it was metal. Looking at the crushed wine bottle and cracked rice table in the old man's hand, Liu Yuan shrank his head, and didn't dare to be wild at the old man anymore, it was a metal wine bottle, just crushed like this? Liu Yuan estimated that his arm would not be more difficult to pinch there than that wine bottle.

"Hahahaha" The old man put away his angry face, raised his head brightly and used the heroic laughter of the big man, after the standard four laughs, the old man lowered his head and brushed away the wine and food on his body, got up and said to Liu Yuan:

"It's rude, Liu Yuan, the old man is rude, please Liu Yuan go to my study for a while, I'll change my clothes and come." After speaking, regardless of everyone's reaction, he turned around and stepped on the official hat chair and left, followed by two rows of attendants. The men and women sitting on the ground in two rows didn't seem to see Liu Yuan, and they lined up quietly and quickly left here. Only the housekeeper who brought Liu Yuan in didn't know where to jump out, looking at Liu Yuan's expression was very complicated, and finally sighed lightly, saluted slightly, and led the way in front of his head.

Liu Yuan didn't react, is it true that these two rows of people are group performances? Do you have to rush to grab a boxed lunch when you finish work? Why is it that in an instant, the hall full of people is all gone? Liu Yuan subconsciously followed the housekeeper who led the way, and his mind was still thinking about the person just now, whether he was not a group performer. At this time, the housekeeper in front said to Liu Yuan:

"My lord, watch your step."

Liu Yuan came back to his senses at this time, and looked around, okay, the crescent arch, there is a high threshold under his feet, lift the bamboo curtain, kang, that's a fire kang, right? A very big room, on one side is a high shelf, there are some books and playthings, a bookcase in front, there is a pen on the case, Liu Yuan fixed his eyes and looked, okay, quill, Liu Yuan gave the owner here a thumbs up, and the other half of the room is a row of fire kang, the kind with mattresses, Liu Yuan is stupid, Liu Yuan didn't feel cold outside just now, you must know that it is winter, you say, even in winter, you can wear a single clothes in a place, what is the use of a fire kang?

At this time, the door on the other side opened, and the old man changed his clothes and walked in, and said to Liu Yuan happily:

"Why are you still standing, Ya, and you don't invite guests to sit down." As he spoke, he gave the housekeeper standing next to Liu Yuan a look.

The housekeeper took Liu Yuan to the east position, Liu Yuan didn't know what to do with the fire kang, learned from the old man opposite, took off one shoe, sat cross-legged, and the other foot hung on the edge of the kang, and watched sideways as the maid put a plate of colorful things on the dining table in front of him, Liu Yuan smelled a burst of milk sweetness, probably pastries or something. There is also a cup, a maid carrying a kettle to add water to the cup, Liu Yuan was stunned, there is still tea here? As a result, if you think too much, it's honey water.

After the maid cleaned up, except for the two who stood at the door with teapots, everyone else left, the old man smiled and said to Liu Yuan:

"Liu Yuan, under the formal understanding, the old man is the head of the current calligrapher, you can call me calligraphy and painting."

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I mainly refer to short videos for the description of this chapter. A large number of short videos tell me how foreigners eat zongzi and eat dumplings. I learned from the inside that foreigners eat zongzi is happy to cut zongzi leaves with a knife and fork and then chew, after finding that it is not delicious, because this is the traditional food of a big food country, foreigners are not good to say that it is not delicious, can only think that it is their own problem, swallow the zongzi leaves in the mouth and give the person holding the camera a thumbs up and say a sentence "Tellhow is spicy!" ”。 There are also a large number of foreigners who treat Lantern Festival, wontons, and even xiaolongbao as dumplings, and then warmly entertain our compatriots.

Of course, I know that most of these are fake, and they are all pre-arranged like the plots on TV, but I believe that foreigners have really done this. Then my plot is very reasonable, relying on reality but also having literary processing.

No matter how the calligraphers in the story originally ate and what utensils they used, but one day they suddenly dug up a ruin, which was full of oriental furniture, so as the first supporter of God, it makes sense to use the same furniture as God, right? The calligraphers first dug out the earliest furniture of the Qin and Han dynasties, and after figuring out how to use it, they dug out the furniture of the Ming and Qing dynasties, because there was already furniture from previous dynasties, and of course the foreigners of the calligraphers couldn't know what the Bafang table was for, and they didn't know that these furniture were differentiated according to our ancient time and dynasties, and they were substituted for each other. Isn't it reasonable for calligraphers to use the octagonal table as a high platform to highlight their status?

If there are friends who think I'm talking nonsense, I suggest you go and watch some videos that help answer strange objects, there are a lot of strange objects produced in different countries and different economic cultures, you watch a few more episodes, and you will find that I am actually a little conservative in what I wrote. :.ﾟヽ(｡ ◕‿◕｡ )ﾉﾟ.:｡ +ﾟ