The dogs don't eat to feed Liu Yuan, angry! One plate for each of the eight major cuisines, fresh!
Several servants walked into the room with food boxes, Zhuang stood at the door, and saw Liu Yuan sitting quietly on the kang, and the meal table was not occupied by Liu Yuan's feet, so he whispered a few words. A servant with a basin of water and a towel stepped forward. Liu Yuan knew that this was to wash his hands, originally according to the script, the basin should be overturned with water that was too hot or too cold, but Liu Yuan looked at Zhuang at the door, and remembered that it was this kid who delivered the news to the dental housekeeper twice, and after thinking about it, he still felt that it was better to have a person Huo Huo tight.
Washing his hands and wiping his hands, Liu Yuan watched as the rice table was wiped by the servants and began to serve food from the inside of the food box. Looking at the colorful dishes, Liu Yuan was happy, the original script was to use food as an excuse to find trouble, Liu Yuan was worried that he was not bad enough, and now seeing that the calligrapher actually let him eat this, Liu Yuan felt that he now had the courage to kill people and set fires.
Liu Yuanle was silent, watched the servants set up the food, and bowed down to leave the room together. Liu Yuan beckoned to the probe's strong gesture, Zhuang looked at Liu Yuan who was smiling, and then he boldly entered the room, not daring to look at Liu Yuan.
"Zhuang, your name is Zhuang, right?" Liu Yuan said kindly to Zhuang.
"Back to Lord Liu Yuan, my name is Zhuang."
"Oh, okay, Na Zhuang, I ask you, what is this?" Liu Yuan pointed to the first plate of bread in his right hand, which was not bread, and the thing that did not bake cakes. I say no bread because it has a few dark brown slices on the plate, but it doesn't have a bit of bread fluffiness. Say no baked cakes, although this thing exudes the smell of baked food, but, scones should be crispy texture, not like this, Liu Yuan picked up a slice and knocked on the plate, ho, there was a crisp sound of weapons colliding.
"My lord, that's white bread." Zhuang looked up, looked at it quickly, and then replied.
"Oh......" Liu Yuan threw the "white bread" in his hand back to the plate, pointed to a plate in the upper right corner and continued to ask:
"And what about this, I guess it's meat sauce?" To be honest, if you only look at it with your eyes, you can't guess the raw materials of this plate at all, fortunately, Liu Yuan has no rhinitis, and a trace of meat aroma mixed with strange spice flavor enters the nose, Liu Yuan guesses that this should be similar to bean paste, mushroom sauce or something.
"My lord, that's a fragrant stew." Opening his eyes, Liu Yuan, who knew for the first time that stewed meat could still stew meat into a mush, wanted to ask Zhuang in front of him, if there was a Masala in it.
"Oh, then I see, what is this stew, isn't it?" Liu Yuan pointed to a plate of green and rotten vegetables and asked.
"My lord, that's a vegetable chowder."
"Okay, then I'm sure I'm right this time, this bowl is wine, right? You've learned the techniques of making liquor from the ruins, but why doesn't this wine have a flavor? Liu Yuan pointed to a bowl of transparent liquid and asked Zhuang suspiciously.
"Your Excellency." Zhuang felt that something was wrong, hesitated, and then said carefully, "That's for adults to clean their hands after the meal." ”
"Clean hands?" Liu Yuan was stunned for a moment, looked at the pineapple in the corner of the meal, and then understood, and said:
"I thought you meant to let me eat with my hands, but you meant to let me wash off the juice on my hands with water after eating the fruit, hey, it's quite sweet."
"Great, sir." Zhuang realized that he was a little stuttering when he was afraid of talking just now, and hurriedly peeked at Liu Yuan, and saw Liu Yuan sitting well waiting for Zhuang to continue talking, so he continued with peace of mind:
"My lord, that's a pine apple, it's not for eating, it's for seeing." (The English word for pineapple is Pi.)
eapple, made by pine (Pi
e) + apple, in the Western Middle Ages, there was a habit of using pineapple as a prop at banquets)
Liu Yuan looked at the pine apple that was just letting him see, suppressed his anger and said:
"So, you mean I don't even have a pair of chopsticks for dinner?" After Liu Yuan finished speaking, he didn't wait for Zhuang to answer, and flipped over the rice table in front of him (╯-_-)╯┴—┴
Zhuang didn't have time to speak, his first reaction was to pounce on the pine apple that was lifted away, and then quickly use his back to present the metal plate, the "white bread" that was harder than metal, and so on.
Liu Yuan didn't expect that the strong boy's footsteps were fast, and he could actually catch the pine apple, and he was stunned for a moment, but he entered the state again inside, and shouted loudly:
"What kind of shit is this, you scholars actually let me eat things that my dogs don't eat, and the scholars insulted me like this?"
Liu Yuan looked around, and not a single servant around him could be seen, and the only living person kept lying on the ground with his ass pouting without saying a word. Liu Yuan stepped forward and kicked Zhuang again, snatched the pine apple in Zhuang's arms, and reached out to snatch it but didn't dare to Zhuang, sat back on the fire kang, put the pine apple next to him, looked at Zhuang with a tangled face and said:
"Listen to me. I want to eat Shili ginkgo, Dongpo elbow, plum cabbage button pork, drunk pork ribs, crystal trotters, Longjing shrimp, cured meat and steamed, and finally a Huangshan stewed pigeon, so that each of the eight major cuisines has one, oh, remember to give me a bowl of rice, after the meal casually cut a watermelon fruit plate, and finally come to a pot of Longjing. Liu Yuan memorized it word for word according to the menu I found for him on the Internet, in fact, except for Dongpo elbow and plum cabbage button meat Liu Yuan had eaten, the remaining dishes Liu Yuan had heard of for the first time, but it did not affect Liu Yuan's performance.
"Ah......" Zhuang stopped secretly wiping the meat sauce on his body and then secretly putting it in his mouth, and looked at Liu Yuan in confusion. Every word Liu Yuan said, well, it should be that Zhuang understood most of the words, but together, Zhuang didn't know whether Liu Yuan was talking or reciting magic spells.
"Ah, you're big, why don't you hurry up and serve the food as I say." Liu Yuan got up and raised his feet, turned around and ran towards the door.
"Wait." Liu Yuan suddenly thought of something, and shouted at Zhuang who was about to go out.
Zhuang had a bitter face, he didn't hear what Liu Yuan said just now, and now let Liu Yuan shout to stop again, Zhuang basically forgot about it, but he still stopped honestly, turned around and waited for Liu Yuan's orders.
"Go find a few people to clean up the pig food on the ground, and then find a few young maids to pinch Lao Tzu's feet." Liu Yuan tried his best not to show an obscene expression on his face. Finally, can we finally criticize the cruelty of cannibalism in the old society? Wait for yourself to experience it well, and then criticize it well.
Zhuang was stunned again, Liu Yuan glared, waved his hand, and said:
"Why are you standing stupidly, get moving!"
Zhuang ran all the way away without looking back this time, Liu Yuan opened the window and saw Zhuang running out of the small door on the side of the door hole that Liu Yuan passed by when he came, Liu Yuan pouted, I don't know if it was a few young maids in maid costumes waiting down, or the housekeeper teeth.
"I said, Liu Yuan, people say that you have food and lust, and you haven't eaten yet, so you start to play adult games? Your teammates are still on death row, and there is still a two-five boy waiting for you to deal with, do you still have the heart to do color? Seeing that Liu Yuan didn't have to act, I rolled my eyes and complained to Liu Yuan in disgust.
"Hey, Brother Liu, look at what you said, am I a person who does that kind of thing?" Liu Yuan felt that he had been greatly wronged, and hurriedly shouted:
"Haven't I followed your strategy to test the bottom line of the calligrapher, what's the matter, didn't my second generation look like it just now?"
"I think so, if you don't keep it, don't expose so much of your true colors, be careful not to play with you directly." The calm tone is just the appearance, I anxiously refreshed my help post, if it weren't for the website blocking my private message function, because I sent too much, I would definitely keep private messages to the big guy who replied to the post. According to Liu Yuan's death, I estimate that it won't take tomorrow, and if I can't pass tonight, I will be able to tear the book's face. But next,What should I do?,The big guy just said,First test the bottom line of the bookist.,And then according to the bookist's reaction to formulate the second step.,I'm meow.,I can't finish it in one breath.,I looked at the empty floor behind the post helplessly.,Thinking about topping it myself.,And then I'm lucky to trick a big guy to help me find a way.,As a result,The website also blocked my forum account because of my repeated violations.,My Nima's little cutie.。 I had no choice, I could only look at Liu Yuan, who was eating the pineapple with my bare hands, and thought about how I could let Liu Yuan play the bad guy and slow down the pace of temptation.
Liu Yuan, who was eating a mouth full of pineapples, once again used his natural skills, and the food in his mouth did not affect the clarity of his speech at all, and I said in a private chat:
"Look, experts on the Internet used to say how short videos waste time and kill people's will, but you see, if it weren't for the tips I learned in short videos, I would be able to eat pineapple now, and I eat it so elegantly." After speaking, let go of the left hand of the chicken claw, from the pineapple held in his right hand, along the natural texture of the pineapple, pulled off a piece, swallowed the pineapple in his mouth, and then sent the pineapple in his hand to his mouth, Liu Yuan bit off the flesh in front of him, and threw the remaining peel on the ground.
I saw a straight brow, elegant, the elegance of Rinima. Liu Yuan, who opened the pineapple Tianling Gai and opened both hands with pineapple juice, was so elegant that I didn't bother to complain.
"Hey, this pineapple, what a bullshit name is called a pine apple here," Liu Yuansi exhaled, put the half-eaten pineapple on the kang, and continued:
"It feels a little ripe after eating, and it is slightly sour, but after a few bites, I feel that my teeth are sore." With that, Liu Yuan got up and went to the basin to wash his hands and face, and began to wander around the house boringly.
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I suddenly want to talk about the characters who appeared, and the first one is Wang. The original setting, Wang was a strong man attracted by the sound of Liu Yuan shooting rabbits, and what I thought of at first was to use Wang as an introduction-like character, and use Wang to pull Liu Yuan to an event - the location of the calligrapher's excavation of the ruins. Then use the ruins to lead out the main line of this world - Liu Yuan went to the world to recover the laboratory left by 'me'. But when I wrote that Liu Yuan was about to escape, I found that something was wrong. Because A, who was still a worker at the time, would not and could not find a hidden secret passage according to reason, at this time, I thought of Wang. As a scout who patrols around every day, isn't it very reasonable to find a hidden mountain crack? And, in order to make it seem reasonable for Wang to conceal this secret passage, I had to set up that Wang was not actually of the same mind as the scholar, otherwise there was no need for Wang to escape, so since Wang knew the way to escape, why did he take Liu Yuan and Jia? So I can only make some more dangers. The snake vine appeared. Finally, isn't it normal for teammates who have experienced life and death together to become bonded?
As for when I first thought of setting Wang as a female elf, I really forgot, maybe in my initial setting, Wang is a person who is not tall, with a soft face, and after a long time, I feel that I should either let Wang become a woman, or there will be no female characters in the adventure story. So since Wangdu has become a woman, then let's just change the race, just at the beginning of the story, I set the elf race, so do you still need to think about it? Wang must be an elf.
About Wang, that's pretty much it, next time, I'll talk about the setting of A.