Confess to be lenient and have a good New Year, talking nonsense and sighing behind bars

"For the month when you were going to starve me to death, I was a man, ah no, God behind me, I remember I told you that I was the creator god walking on the earth, and my status was higher than that of any of your churches, and that month was the month when the creator god ate me every day and helped me pour and urine. So, why can't I go hungry if I eat less? Liu Yuan said confidently.

The smile on A's face couldn't hold back, and he quickly lowered his head and silently calmed his cheeks that were about to cramp under the cover of a fake cough. The smile he had worked so hard to maintain was gone, and A no longer continued to disguise. Angry said to Liu Yuan:

"Lord Liu Yuan, the old man has told my lord many times, don't talk nonsense about the creation god or something, this is a god that does not exist at all, it cannot exist. Also, you actually said that God gave it to you, and the old man couldn't say it, you are insulting God!! ”

Liu Yuan spread his hands helplessly and said to the angry A:

"Either you will continue to pay attention to whether there is a creator god, or you will wait for me to finish talking together, because you may not be able to accept it later."

Liu Yuan knew why A was so angry, because this was something that shook the status of the calligrapher, and it was impossible for the calligrapher to admit the existence of a god who was higher than the so-called god of poetry who was established by the calligrapher, let alone accept that the god actually served people and did the most humble work.

Liu Yuan waited, and although the breathless A was angry, he still closed his mouth and looked at Liu Yuan, waiting for Liu Yuan to continue.

"I said I was going to find some rabbits and fish to eat, and I went all the way to the river. In the end, it was still created," Liu Yuan was glared at by A, and reluctantly changed his words:

"Okay, the one behind me looked at me pitifully, and finally got me something to eat, and when I went back, I got lost."

Liu Yuan waited for A to ask a question, A didn't speak this time, and Liu Yuan continued to say:

"Then, of course, I walked towards the bright spot, and walked near the entrance to the cave where Kai and the others were guarding."

Liu Yuan spread his hands again towards Jia and said:

"Makes sense, right? Then it didn't make sense, and the one who had been looking at me suddenly became curious about the cave, and of course I advised him not to look for trouble, because I didn't think about looking for anything at all, and I actually had nothing to do with any of you, but in the end I was moved. As for how I got in in the end, do you need me to elaborate, A? ”

A shook his head and said:

"What does the Divine Treasure look like inside, what divine power does it have, and where did you hide it in the end? And most importantly, how did you bring the mountain down, and why did you make the mountain down? ”

Liu Yuan, who asked a series of questions from A, was a little confused, and after thinking about it, Liu Yuan said to A:

"You have a lot of questions, I don't know how to answer them for a while, so you listen to me first, and then ask again if you still don't understand."

Liu Yuan waited until A agreed, and ate a piece of pine apple, that is, pineapple, to moisten his throat, and then continued:

"I went into the cave, and it was true that there was something in it that no human could make. It is God's creation. Liu Yuan is in the word God, and I don't know if A can understand it.

"Otherwise, the contents of the relics of the gods must be the creations of the gods." A didn't understand, and thought that Liu Yuan was talking nonsense that everyone knew again.

Liu Yuan smiled, looking forward to A's face after hearing his next words, Liu Yuan said:

"After entering, the person behind me found that this was actually the place he used to make toys for himself a long time ago, and the most important thing is that this toy has not been successfully built, and it is half a waste. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that all the ruins unearthed by all your families are the stuff of the one behind me who was bored or whimted out a long time ago, so in a sense, all the so-called Divine Servant families are thieves, and the bitter master is behind me. ”

A jumped up and accidentally knocked over the grilled fish on the kang, Liu Yuan also heard a noise outside the house, smiled, and threw the grilled fish that he had been holding in his hand and threw it on the insulated box on the ground. Looking at Jia's face for a while, it was red, white, and it would turn blue and black, Liu Yuan looked at Jia's face and felt that this person's face could still have so many colors.

"Impossible, impossible!!" Jia roared at Liu Yuan with red eyes: "You are also a servant of God, you are also a servant of God, how dare you, how dare you say such a rebellious word, how can there be only one god?" What is the god of poetry, the god of magic, and the god of instruments? Moreover, God has already given up on us sinners, so how can God still be in this sinful land? ”

Liu Yuan opened a slit with the hand on his face that was used to block saliva, wanting to see if the nail qi had disappeared? As a result, I saw the red-eyed A staring at him. Liu Yuan reluctantly put down his hand, pushed away the armor in front of his face, and said:

"Why don't you kill me?"

A was so angry that he didn't know what to say, Liu Yuan spread his hands and said:

"That's it, sit down, listen to me first, and then you can get angry together, and then you will be destroyed by your three views."

A was pressed by Liu Yuan and made it on the kang again, Liu Yuan sat back, very satisfied with A's face just now, the smile turned from A's face to Liu Yuan's face, Liu Yuan said happily:

"Where did I just go? Oh, you're thieves, sit down, sit down, I'm a thief, okay? Take it easy. Hearing Liu Yuan mention the thief again, A suddenly stood up again, and Liu Yuan quickly changed his words and said:

"Toys, toys, all toys, and I had a fight with the one behind me over that dangerous toy, which might cause a world war, and then the one behind me listened to me and took those dangerous toys back, and then the cave began to crumble." Liu Yuan shrugged at Jia.

"What the hell is that god toy, and why did the cave collapse, the hand behind you?" A tries to calm down and asks what he doesn't understand.

"Well, that toy, seriously, there was a fantasy story between me and the person behind me, and then the one tried to restore it, but it was a half-finished product, and it couldn't be used as originally intended, and as for why you asked why the cave collapsed in the end, in fact, both I and the one behind me were surprised at the time, because we didn't actually know the reason."

"Don't know?" A asked incredulously.

"Well, I said I didn't know at the time, but when I got into the cave and saw the snake vine, the person behind me knew the reason and told me. Oh, the snake vine is the name I gave with that one, and the snake vine is also something that the one made up. Liu Yuan said.

"It's also a creation of the Liu family to worship the gods, snake vine?" Jia didn't know whether to continue to be angry at Liu Yuan's nonsense or to be surprised by the power of the one behind Liu Yuan.

"Yes, Snake Vine. Actually, there is also a so-called ruin in the mountain where the snake vine exists. With surprise and disbelief in A's eyes, and excitement, Liu Yuan hurriedly explained:

"I'll tell you ahead of time, there's nothing in the ruins but a box behind me that promises no one will be able to open."

Liu Yuan could only spread his hands at Jia's skeptical demeanor and said:

"Whatever you want, believe it or not, what I'm going to say is that there's a super dangerous one in that box, yes, uh, it's a monster, and the snake vine is a tree vine that parasitizes the created monster."

"A tree vine is so dangerous, are you sure that the monster you are talking about is real? You're not talking nonsense, how can the old man feel hard to believe, Master Liu Yuan. A felt that none of the bedtime stories his mother told him when he was a child were so unbelievable. According to what Liu Yuan said, how dangerous are the so-called dangerous monsters? Also, how big does that monster have to be? In his heart, Jia began to think back to the powerful people he had seen and heard, and imagined which master could defeat this demonic beast.

Regarding Wang's question, Liu Yuan didn't know how to explain to A, and he couldn't tell A that there were a lot of people there who used their brains to create monsters, and now there was a creation god who liked to use his hands to realize those brains.

So Liu Yuan continued to follow his own words:

"The snake vine can burrow holes in the stone because of mutation or something, which you have also seen. Therefore, the surrounding mountains are full of holes drilled by snakes and vines, which in turn caused the collapse of the ruins. ”

Liu Yuan didn't care about Jia's expression, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"It has nothing to do with me anyway."

"Nothing to do with you?" Jia didn't know how thick-skinned Liu Yuan was to say such a thing, and he had never dealt with the cheeky Jia at first.

"No, old man, no, you, you, old man, I, I ......"

"Hey, sit down, sit down and talk." Liu Yuan saw that A was in a hurry, but he became very calm, stood up, pressed the A who stood up again on the kang again, and said helplessly to Jia, who was still staring at his face:

"Hey, if Lao Liu wasn't willing to show up in front of you, I would still be so tired to explain these things to you?"

"My lord, don't call God that, although it is a god you imagined, but for all gods, you must pay high respect!" A knew that Liu Yuan often called the creation god in his mouth Lao Liu, and the previous A wanted to play the identity of his servant, so he could only remind Liu Yuan in a soothing tone that now A's identity is different, and the place where he is located is also different, and they are now in the most respectful calligrapher to God, so A must correct Liu Yuan's mistake as soon as possible and use a stern tone.

"Huh? Lao Liu was I imagined? Then I won't say anything else, I'll ask you, A, did you feel that protective shield when you were in the belly of the big fish? ”

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So far in the story, in fact, according to my meaning, none of the characters who appear are completely bad guys. Children can only see people in black and white, but adults can divide people into 6,000 colors, and this is still a human being who can only distinguish 6,000 colors.

Is Liu Yuan, who is funny, a good person? Yes, it turns out that he is an honest man in the world, and after he arrives in the story world, he has unscrupulous capital, but Liu Yuan has never thought of doing bad things at all, even if he bullies the subordinates of the enemy calligrapher, he blames himself in his heart, can you say that Liu Yuan is a bad person? However, from the perspective of a scholar, Liu Yuan is an out-and-out bad guy. Reality destroyed the relics that the calligrapher had excavated for a long time, and then there was one of the back-ups of the calligrapher's head who was stupid with the civilians, and finally, it was clear that the head of the calligrapher's family could also become immortal, but he cherished himself and was unwilling to share his skills. Isn't this super in line with what the bad guys look like?

Actually, if you can put yourself in your shoes, is A a traitor? No, A's loyalty to the calligrapher is terrible, is Wang a good person? No, because Wang found Liu Yuan in front of the Snake Vine Cave to use Liu Yuan as a meat shield.

Sometimes, I think that the story is so logical, and it is as good as it can be, but I don't allow myself to write a little white text. The protagonist takes a miracle drug, or is selected by some system, and then raises a knife to kill whoever is unhappy, regardless of the law or reason, and decides everyone's life and death based on his own likes and dislikes? It's cool, isn't it fun? All I can say is that if I had seen this kind of story when I was in junior high school, I would have thought it super funny, but now I just feel bored, because reality tells me that occasional fantasies are okay, but it's not right to keep fantasizing about escapism.

It's off topic.,Back to the current question.,I also want to write the story of the protagonist starting from the slime.,And then all the way to the Demon King City.,But I thought about my previous personal experience.,I found that even the gangsters will negotiate many times before they want to fight.,That kind of brainless young man can only be a child with excessive adolescent hormone secretion.,Or it's a psychopath who needs everyone's attention because of the lack of love in childhood.。 But this kind of person generally doesn't grow long, or you will learn to be good after a few times, or you may never see that child again.

So now the story is a large part of the literary drama, because there is no need for the calligrapher to shout and kill with Liu Yuan, and Liu Yuan is not qualified to shout and kill to the calligrapher, this is the story that has been pushed here. I can't help it, but there will be a free life for mercenaries, there will be days when Wang will turn back into a female elf, and there will be days when he fights every day, let's look forward to it together (āļ… ĖÏ‰'āļ…)