The virtual hall sits opposite and entrusts the snake, and the big dream sings and rides the wind
"Well, I didn't expect this stepping pier to sit quite comfortably, this is much more comfortable than kneeling on the mat, but after all, this stepping pier is used for tiptoeing, let's sit down and drink." Calligraphy and Painting suggested.
Liu Yuan looked at the direction of the calligraphy and painting, and pouted, as a modern Chinese, there is no habit of kneeling and sitting, only a country without its own history will learn a little bit of the things of a cultural power, even if they know that kneeling is not good for the human body, but they will still follow the legacy of their ancestors and dare not change. But the real cultural power has long since pushed through the old and abandoned the old traditions.
"The one you said is called a few, which is for eating, and the same thing in your study is called a case, which is used for writing. And this" Liu Yuan patted the chair under his ass and said:
"This is called a chair, it is an upgraded replacement of that mat, this," Liu Yuan patted the table again and said:
"This is called the Eight Immortals Table, and it is an upgraded replacement for the case." Liu Yuan said angrily to calligraphy and painting.
"Impossible, these are all artifacts used by the gods in the same ruins, how can there be two different shapes but the same function at the same time?" Shushu was first surprised, and then immediately retorted.
"Hey, I'm too lazy to discuss these topics for you, I'm just telling you that you can talk about things while sitting on a chair and using the Eight Immortals table instead of a table, after all, I have hard knees, and I don't have the habit of kneeling casually." Liu Yuan spread his hands and said to the calligraphy and painting who was waiting for Liu Yuan to explain the reason.
Seeing that Liu Yuan was indeed about to have a discussion on the stepping pier, the calligraphy and painting could only be signaled to the servants standing beside him, and the servants put the water and pastries they were holding on the table of the Eight Immortals.
Liu Yuan looked at the water and pastries that were exactly the same as the ones that Shujiu had just taken out and pouted, if it weren't for the vacancy that Liu Yuan had eaten just now that had been filled, Liu Yuan would have suspected that this was the same plate as the pastries that Shujiu had just taken away.
"Tell me, you asked people to wake me up early in the morning and say they wanted to see me, what's the matter?" Liu Yuan didn't have any desire for those super sweet pastries, and said casually to the calligraphy and paintings.
"Ahem." The dental housekeeper coughed desperately, Liu Yuan raised his eyes, the dental housekeeper glared angrily at Liu Yuan, and Liu Yuan returned to the dental housekeeper with two rows of big white teeth.
"Haha, young people are good, it's really nostalgic to speak straightforwardly, I think back then, when I was young." As soon as the calligraphy and painting began to recall the past, Liu Yuan interrupted.
"Hey, I'm not going to listen to you brag about your youth, so we can't skip the nonsense and just talk about it?" Liu Yuan said impatiently.
"Lord Liu Yuan, why are you so rude, how can you interrupt the eldest master." The tooth housekeeper couldn't bear it this time, so he jumped out and accused Liu Yuan.
"So, I got up early in the morning, and then walked all the way, and waited for a long time, just to listen to your old man's memories of the past?" Liu Yuan exaggeratedly said:
"My sleep time is precious, do you know how rude it is for you to interrupt my sleep?"
"You ......"
"Alright, Tooth, stand down." Seeing that Liu Yuan's teeth accusing Liu Yuan on behalf of himself were completely ignored by Liu Yuan, Calligraphy and Painting could only skip this link and said:
"Haha, it's really our book's fault to disturb Liu Yuan's lazy sleep, I really have too many questions and want to meet Liu Yuan, I promise, you can sleep well tomorrow."
The so-called stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, what else can you do for a white-bearded old man to smile at you? Liu Yuan could only put away his temper and said lightly:
"Okay, whoever let me eat and live now is given by your scholar, you ask, I will answer you if I can answer."
Shushu took a sip of honey water, twisted up a piece of red pastry and put it in his mouth, swallowed it slowly, and drank it again, and then said slowly:
"Actually, before asking, what I want to know most is, Liu Yuan, did you talk to someone here just now?" After finishing the calligraphy and painting, he looked at Liu Yuan fixedly.
Liu Yuan looked at a small piece of sky in the distance, turned his head, and said with a subtle smile:
"Actually, you just let someone take away Zhuang, I saw it, so why do you ask me? However, your relationship with the calligrapher did open my eyes. Liu Yuan couldn't stop shaking his head in admiration.
"Huh? Haha, Liu Yuan, you've seen it, hey, in fact, they make me very happy with the old books, the younger generation of the book family really dares to do things, but the old book is obviously a top child himself, but there are too many bad problems, and in the end he can only rely on his brothers to hold together, but, I know that the old book has come to you, but, what can you talk about? "There is no embarrassment at all in the calligraphy and painting being debunked.
Liu Yuan looked at the calligraphy and painting and couldn't help but sigh that the old book and the old painting and calligraphy are really a family, not only the two of them have the same evaluation of the chair, but the two don't know what the embarrassment is, but also the same, Liu Yuan wonders if the calligraphy and painting look exactly the same as the old book when they are young.
"The old book said, I want me to wait, oh, that is, I assassinated you while you were not paying attention while I was chatting with you now." Liu Yuan didn't care about nonsense.
"Bold ......" heard the tooth butler shout, jumped to the middle of Liu Yuan and the calligraphy and painting, and the sergeants around him also unsheathed their swords one after another.
"Step down !!" The calligraphy and painting let out a low angry shout, and the tooth and the sergeant put away the expression of loyalty as if they were acting at the end of work.
"Hehe, young people just like to joke, if the junior of the scholar has the courage to assassinate me, I can abdicate with peace of mind." Calligraphy and painting said with a sigh.
"If you don't believe me, I can't help it, no, you can ask the old book, it's not that you can't find someone. There is also noon, hurry up and let someone have something delicious, I have drunk a bowl of porridge since the morning, and then let your grandson stab a sword, you say I was wronged. Although Liu Yuan didn't like the fat man Shu Lao, Liu Yuan would not tell others the content of the conversation between the two behind his back, at that time, if Shu Jiu said it himself, it would have nothing to do with Liu Yuan.
"Oh, Liu Yuan, you also let Shu Jiu stab a sword? I haven't heard of the old books being good at martial arts, aren't the old books cultivating gods? While motioning to the dental housekeeper to arrange lunch, he asked Liu Yuan suspiciously.
Liu Yuan was secretly glad that fortunately he hadn't done anything with Shu Lao, a fat man who didn't seem to have any combat effectiveness, at that time, Liu Yuan planned to take revenge on Shu Lao, that is, Shu Nameless stabbing himself with a sword, because Shu Shi's kid Liu Yuan was sure that he couldn't beat him.
"None of that matters, you better take advantage of the lack of lunch and say something important." Liu Yuan was reluctant to say more, because if he told Shushu that it was Shushi who stabbed himself, then this pathetic child might be even more pathetic. Hey, how can a hard-working person be embarrassed by a hard-working person.
"Hehe, Liu Yuan, what you said is true, that really doesn't matter to you." The calligraphy and painting looked at Liu Yuan, but he didn't find any wounds. After a pause, the calligraphy and painting slowly spoke:
"Liu Yuan, I'm actually very curious, how many divine relics does your Liu family own?"
"We don't have any ruins, but the ones who built the ruins are in our house, I said, old man of calligraphy and painting, that long-legged book last night, didn't the book come from and read my brain with your secret technique, why do you still have so many questions? You haven't accepted the fact that there's a god behind me who keeps watching over me? Liu Yuan was very puzzled about the problem of calligraphy and painting, because Liu Yuan had been thinking about it for a long time, and what was the first question about calligraphy and painting, but after thinking about it, he couldn't imagine that calligraphy and painting would not accept reality after reading his memory.
After listening to Liu Yuan's words, Shushu didn't immediately correct the disrespect in Liu Yuan's words like A, but just swallowed his saliva, stared at Liu Yuan's back, and asked carefully:
"Including now? That adult is also looking at you, and I am talking to you? â
Liu Yuan also looked back, and then said to the calligraphy and painting that was waiting for Liu Yuan's answer:
"So what's not? However, in fact, it is quite easy for you to come directly to see my memory, so I don't have to explain many questions all the time, and now you know, the ruins collapsed without me, right? â
"Actually, we can't see Liu Yuan's memory." After thinking about it, he decided to tell the truth, because Liu Yuan still needs to explain the reason for this matter, and there is no need to hide it from Liu Yuan now.
"Can't see? Didn't that long-legged sister say that you are the most powerful scholar? Mistaken? That's fine, you let her use it on me again, I'm sure I'll cooperate. Liu Yuan was puzzled at first, and then thought that he could get close to the headlight with his face again, and unconsciously showed a lewd smile.
The calligraphy and painting looked at Liu Yuan, who was smiling obscenely, and unexpectedly Liu Yuan was mocking and ridiculing the calligrapher, so he could only smile helplessly:
"Hehe, what Liu Yuan said is right, that kid is indeed the best in the cultivation of the secret art of the scholar, she can't see it, then it means that it is useless for anyone to come, your Liu family is really powerful!" A thumbs up for calligraphy and painting is better than Liu Yuan, who is empty in his heart. Liu Yuan smashed his mouth and said in frustration:
"Doesn't that mean I still can't prove that it wasn't the ruins I collapsed?" Liu Yuan turned around and said behind him, "Hey, Old Liu, do you want to come out and explain to them in person what happened at that time." â
This operation frightened the calligraphy and painting, and the calligraphy and painting that came back to his senses signaled to the tooth several times, and the tooth came back to his senses, and received the signal of the calligraphy and painting, so that there were only three people left in the hall again.
Liu Yuan, who did not receive a response, could only helplessly spread his hands towards the calligraphy and painting stall and said:
"Lao Liu doesn't seem to want to appear in front of you."
The cold sweat on the head of the calligraphy and painting came down, and he trembled slightly and said:
"Liu Yuan, then, the adults behind you can still leave the Kingdom of God and come to the Land of Sin?"
"Sin land? Oh, you mean the world, but what else? How did that cave collapse by Lao Liu? Liu Yuan said strangely.
"Your Liu family is really honored, you are actually given the same surname as that adult." After chattering on calligraphy and painting for a long time, I could only divert the topic and say.
"Cut, my surname is Liu because our family has always been surnamed Liu, and it has nothing to do with Lao Liu, it's just a coincidence, it's just a coincidence." Liu Yuan doesn't want to say that his surname was given by Lao Liu, this is obviously won by his ancestors, you know, Liu Ke is the emperor's professional household, so now he is also a big surname, so it is really a coincidence that the two have the same surname.
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The name of the chapter is tossed back and forth for almost an hour, and I think about how I can represent the plot of this chapter over and over again, and I can fight left and right, but I can't write a suitable sentence, and in the end I can only roughly represent the meaning of this chapter, the number of words on the left and right is the same, and finally I can rhyme, hey, this is not bad.
Oh, the void and the snake, the last snake sound is yi, two sounds.
I deliberately accelerated the plot of the book, and I want to continue the book to explain the background of this world, but I don't think I should write it all here at once, or it will become a game that you have to memorize tens of thousands of words before you want to play the game, memorize the effect of the game card, and finally have to find this year's banned cards as cumbersomely. So I'm going to let Liu Yuan go out to wave as soon as possible, and then if I encounter a plot that needs to be explained, I can just plug in the space to supplement the setting.
Finally, when you read the book, don't forget to dig the well, give some encouragement to the hard-working code word dog, please (āļ ĖÏ'āļ )