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"Sixteen hundred words."
Lin Chaonan replied without opening his eyes.
"Oh, you can write 1,600 words in one hour, and those five hours...... Third brother, how many words can you write? ”
Lin Chaobei continued to turn his head and asked Lin Chaonan.
"Eight thousand."
Lin Chaonan's mouth ruthlessly spit out two words.
"What about six hours, then?"
Lin Chaobei continued to ask.
"Nine thousand six."
After Lin Chaonan finished speaking, he changed to a more comfortable posture and continued to close his eyes and recuperate.
"Mother, look, you can write 10,000 words a day, but every day, you can write 180 words, at most 3500 words, not even a thousand words!
Mother, such a few words are really not enough to see, and it will be gone at a glance! Anyway, I have nothing to do when I'm idle at home, so why don't you write more? I didn't want to be able to do this, so let's start with eight hundred words? ”
Lin Chaobei looked like he was talking and talking, and Yue Jiuyue, who saw it, was angry and wanted to beat him.
To put it simply, 8,000 words a day, even if these are not the stories she thinks about, but it also requires her to mobilize her memory, and then write it out word by word! Isn't it tiring to write? Does she really have to do anything but write? She's not a writing machine!
Suddenly, she understood a little, when she used to read online articles urging changes, those online writers were helpless.
And no one is a codeword machine, and no one can remove the time for sleeping and eating, and they are coding words for more than ten hours a day, not to mention that they can't stand sitting in front of the computer desk for more than ten hours a day, can there be so many plots written in their heads?
Anyway, Yue Jiujiu can't write, let alone Wan'er 8,000 words, she can't write Qian'er 800 words!
What she said can't be written, it's a story that can't write so many words, if you add the words she wrote when she practiced calligraphy, it must be enough.
"Then, you can show me this story of a thousand children and 800 words first, and if you can write it every day, I will try it."
Yue Jiu didn't let him, even if he was her son.
There is quite a kind of scoundrel style of "I think I don't write well, then give you a pen, you write".
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He wrote?!
Spare him! He even wants to lose his time every day in the name of being tired!
However, it's rare to have a "book" that he can read, and he thinks it's very interesting, and if he wants to continue reading, he just squeezes a little bit a day like this, and squeezes a little bit a day, and it's really not fun to read!
"Mother, do I only write words, don't I write stories?"
Lin Chaobei had an idea and thought of a good idea to compromise.
"Nope."
Yue Jiujiu coldly refused.
"Forehead ......"
Before the smile on his face could bloom, it immediately decayed, and in a blink of an eye, it became a bitter gourd face.
"I can't write stories! Mother, this is not deliberately embarrassing me! ”
Lin Chaobei looked at Yue Jiujiu with a sad face, and his resentment was deep.
He hadn't even heard a few stories when he was a child, so he read a few short mythological stories, what stories could he come up with? Is it the story of his own transformation into those immortals?
Like, it's not impossible, huh?
Lin Chaobei scratched his chin, thinking that this idea was very good, but he didn't know how to write the story of his transformation into an immortal?
Lin Chaobei frowned and thought about it, so he didn't hear what Yue Jiujiu said again, and he didn't know when he left Yue Jiuyue's room, anyway, when he came back to his senses, he was already lying on his kang.
Forget it, if you can't figure it out, you won't think about it first, although he is now imagining all kinds of things in his mind about him becoming a god, but his eyes have closed disobediently.
Lin Chaobei had an "epiphany", but he was still a little short of something.
Yue Jiujiu didn't take Lin Chaobei's words to heart, he still did what he should do. She didn't take her words to heart about Lin Chaobei, but she just said it casually, and she forgot it.
The mythological story continued to be written until she could no longer remember, and she even planned the next story to be written, which was an idiom story.
However, the characters in the idiom story, the country, must be blurred when the time comes, this must be remembered, lest she put it in the bookstore and sell it when she gets it, and then be poked into the hole to find fault or something.
Yue Jiujiu wrote a hint, folded the middle of the paper, and let it stand on the table, so that she could see it as soon as she raised her eyes.
On this day, throughout the day, she lived as usual, woke up for breakfast, wrote a few words idlely, went to lunch when it was time, went out to bask for a while when the sun was not warm, and went back to the house to cover the quilt when the sun was not warm, took the time to write a few words, and then waited for dinner......
Until after dinner, Lin Chaobei continued to drag Lin Chaonan to Yue Jiuyue's house to see the little story that Yue Jiujiu had just written today, these were all the same as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.
Until, Lin Chaobei finished reading the short story written by Yue Jiujiu, and then took out a dozen pieces of paper from his arms.
"Mother, take a look, this is the story I wrote today, is it good? My third brother said that the bullshit I wrote didn't make sense......"
The more he said, the more Lin Chaobei felt aggrieved.
Why does he write bullshit that doesn't make sense? What he wrote is much more interesting than what his mother wrote!
He became Wu Gang who cut laurel trees on the moon, but this time not only did he not want to continue to do useless work, but he instead dressed himself up and went to pursue Chang'e, the two of them became biological sons on the moon, and raised a large group of rabbits, which could not be eaten no matter how they ate......
He also became Hou Yi, after shooting nine suns, his mother-in-law went to the moon, he doesn't care, anyway, he is now a big hero, admired by everyone, he is rich and powerful, and all the girls in the world admire him......
Well, he just wrote two, it's too tiring to write! His wrists were sore, and he was more tired and panicked than when he was digging sweet potatoes.
"Mother, how is it?"
Seeing that his mother had finished reading them one by one, Lin Chaobei immediately asked expectantly.
"Well, that's quite an idea."
Much more powerful than the Generalissimo of the canopy! actually married Fairy Chang'e and gave birth to a group of children......
Hou Yi hugged left and right, is this Lin Chaobei's idea? He also wants to hug left and right, and have a group of wives and concubines?
No matter what Lin Chaobei's thoughts were, this little story was really brain-opening, and Yue Jiujiu didn't hit his self-confidence, and said directly:
"I should make sure that the writing board is punctual, and when the time comes, I will also bind it into a book and put it in the shop to sell it."
can be put in the shop to sell, this can be regarded as the greatest recognition of Lin Chaobei, he immediately excitedly hugged Yue Jiuyue's arm and dangled coquettishly, and then rolled his eyes at Lin Chaonan, and said arrogantly:
"Humph! Didn't someone say that what I wrote didn't make sense! ”
(End of chapter)