Chapter 429: Burlesque Dance

"What hole! That's the eye that Wang Lingguan painted for me!"

"Oh, it's the eyes, it's the eyes. Zhong Liqiu walked in front of Guan Gong in a few steps, "Master Guan is also here, why are you blushing?"

"Guan Mou's red face was born!" Emperor Guan narrowed his eyes and turned his head not to look at this ugly immortal.

"You should say radiant. Zhong Liqiu said with a smile. "I heard that there is a wise man who fought with you for 2,000 rounds, not a victory or defeat, so I didn't anger you, right?"

"He has the ability, what are you angry with me?" Guan Gong looked down at the wine glass.

The emperor saw Zhong Liqiu walking around in front of the banquet, he was very helpless, and waved at Emperor Chen. Emperor Gou Chen understood what he meant, hurriedly got up, and said to the Jinshi: "These two NV immortals are both the NV of His Majesty. This is Zhong Liūn, the sixth nv of His Majesty. After speaking, he pointed to the NV Immortal standing beside Emperor Y-Emperor.

The examiners and the scholars listened quietly, and Emperor Gou Chen said again: "Speaking of this Zhongli Ūn, she is very famous, she was beautiful and moon-like in her early years, and she was known as the Peony Fairy. Once in the lower realm, Linfan was the queen mother of King Qi Xuan. ”

When Piaoranzi heard this, he secretly exclaimed: Who in the world doesn't know that there is an ugly girl without salt NV, it turns out to be this one.

"The unsalted NV still returns to the upper realm after death. Emperor Gou Chen said: "That is the righteous NV of Emperor Zhongli Qiu, who lives in Baiuā Hill, not far from the north of Baiuā Palace. ”

"Hehe, our mansion is not far away, welcome to come!" Zhong Liqiu laughed when he heard that Emperor Gou Chen was finished.

"Qiu'er, you go out with Ūn'er, Emperor Dao.

"What are you going out for?!" Zhong Liqiu shook his big head like a wheat bucket, "I want to dance with the hundred uā sisters, why don't you take me with you if it's so fun?"

The group of immortals snickered: Zhong Liqiu dancing? That must be very beautiful.

The hundred uā fairy looked at the Y-Emperor, and the face L-Emperor was anxious: Why doesn't this girl know about beauty and ugliness?

"I don't!" Zhong Liqiu pointed to the hundred uā fairies and other singing and dancing heavens and said: "They usually dance, when I come, they all hide from me, today my father is here, see what you do!"

When Piao Ranzi heard it, this Zhong Liqiu is not only ugly, but we are also a little stupid?

"Your Majesty," the hundred uā fairy hurriedly knelt down in front of the case: "You righteous NV, you can only mess around, you don't dance at all, we don't listen to our instructions, we really don't dare to offend her." ”

"Get up, I know the emperor's way. "Ūn'er, take her out!"

"Obey!" Zhong Li's figure flashed, and before the immortals could see it clearly, she had already pulled Zhong Liqiu up and walked out.

"Sister, it's rare to be lively here today, you go, I won't go. This is Zhong Liqiu's voice, after the two of them flew up from the ground, their hands were not idle, ping-pong sounded, and then a figure flew up, flew out of the open window behind Piaoranzi, and with a pop, it landed in the lotus pool.

"Hahaha, I said I wouldn't leave. Zhong Liqiu fell to the ground, crossed his hands on his hips, and raised his head and said to this group of immortals: "Whoever is not convinced, compete with me! You!

Zhong Liqiu pointed out the immortals in the front row one by one, but no one took a stubble, and some couldn't bear to look at her honor, so they turned their heads.

Piaoranzi looked back at the window, this Zhongli Ūn was thrown out by her sister, it should be fine.

"What are you doing?" Zhongli Ūn suddenly pointed at Piaoranzi and shouted.

Piao Ranzi looked back and saw Zhong Liqiu glaring at him, not knowing why.

"My sister fell into the water, wearing clothes, and not taking a bath, what are you peeking at!"

Piao Ranzi's face turned red, and she hurriedly distinguished: "I'll see if she fell." ”

"Don't rush to be a good person! She's fine-!" Zhong Liqiu turned around and said, "Father, you give an order!"

"What is the will, the emperor was stunned when asked.

"Let the hundred uā fairies dance with me, isn't it to feast this group of jinshi?"

The emperor was so angry that he slapped the table, "Okay, let's invite Fairy Bai uā to dance with Zhong Liqiu!"

"Yes. The hundred uā fairy bent his waist, gave a salute, and said to the immortals: "Everyone continue to sing and dance." ”

"Yes!" the immortals snickered, lifted their skirts, raised their arms, and meandered to the hall, where the music began to sound and dance.

"Hahaha, I'll wait for you to dance!" When Zhong Liqiu saw it, he also imitated the appearance of the immortals, shaking his thick waist, spreading his two arms, and two bucket-like thick steps, dancing with the immortals, looking like a chimpanzee.

Not only did the immortals look funny, but even the immortals were smiling and didn't dare to laugh.

The emperor only glanced at it, flicked the sleeves of his robe, and drove away. King Tota, the generals of the four town halls, the palace officials, and the servants hurriedly followed. The immortals stood up and watched.

"Father, it's important for me to dance, so I won't send it away!" Zhong Liqiu shouted that the emperor didn't look back, and hurriedly left the Baiuā Palace.

"After Emperor Hee Hee left, the immortals laughed first, this one said you stepped on my skirt, and the other said you touched my arm.

The examiners in the front row all brushed their sleeves to cover their faces and hide their smiles, and the Jinshi in the back row, when they saw the Y-Emperor leaving, they had no scruples and could laugh heartily, some laughed so much that they fell on the table, and some laughed so much that the wine glasses were unstable.

Piao Ranzi smiled bitterly in the back row, isn't this a comical dance? Zhong Liqiu is really stupid, without a little self-knowledge.

Emperor Gou Chen saw that this scene was not right, Zhong Liqiu was so disturbed, those immortals all laughed, and the immortals laughed crookedly, and even Xu Zhenren, who was not smiling, covered his face with the sleeves of his robe, although Emperor Zhenwu sat upright, his expression was strange, and he seemed to be smiling.

Emperor Gou Chen got up and left the table, came to the hall, and patted his palm: "All the immortals, please stop." ”

The hundred uā fairies who lead the dance beckoned, and the immortals stopped singing and dancing.

"Examiners, Mr. Peng Da, all the Jinshi, Your Majesty feast and hospitality, we have also watched the singing and dancing, and everyone is full of wine and food, so I will stop here. "Emperor Gou Chen said. "I also asked Peng Guoshi to lead the Jinshi back to the Zhaoxian Hall. ”

"Okay, all the jinshi, let's go!" Mr. Peng Da swept the dust and took the lead to walk out.

The immortals got up and left the table one after another, thanked the hundred fairies, and then rushed out.

"Hey, why don't you look at it?, am I not dancing well?" Zhong Liqiu glared at the copper bell and examined the immortals.

"No, no. Emperor Gou Chen hurriedly defended. "The immortals are also tired, disperse, disperse. ”

Seventy-two jinshi came out of the Baiuā Palace, couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed. This one talks about Zhong Liqiu's thick arms, and the other talks about her Maidou head.

"Hey, she's the best dancer, you see, this, this ??????." Recklessly learned Zhong Liqiu's dance posture, swinging his arms, spinning his body, and moving like a puppet. It caused all the jinshi to laugh again, and they returned to the Zhaoxian Hall in the laughter all the way.

In the afternoon, the three invigilators including the Duomu Ghost King went to the Zhaoxian Pavilion to gather the jīng Zhong members of the Jinshi to talk about the eighth martial arts examination, and dispersed in the evening.

In the afternoon, Piao Ranzi was bored, reckless, fearless and went to practice martial arts again, and he was about to go out for a walk, and Jiuhua Fairy came to visit with Shi Tianyu and Shi Tianuā.

Piao Ranzi felt embarrassed and blocked out, asking them if there was anything wrong.

"This is really an infatuated nv negative man. Jiuhua Fairy smiled. "Why are you going?"

"Idle and scattered. Piaoranzi said.

"We also have nothing to do, let's go, let's take a look at the four exterior scenes of Jiuhua Fairy Road.

Piaoranzi saw that he couldn't get rid of them today, so he had to go with them. A