Chapter Seventy-Five: The Great Feast
In the chat group, a group of new members joined, which caused an uproar, and then the chat group carried out a second wave of operations.
"Ding~, the all-knowing and all-round horse master has reached the basic conditions and obtained the administrator permission!"
"Ding~, the invincible keyboard warrior of the world has reached the basic conditions and obtained the administrator permission!"
Omniscient and all-round horse master: "It's a chat group, there are so many friends from the heavens, I'm very happy to see all friends, the contemptible surname is Ma, and I am loved by friends from all walks of life, I call the all-knowing and all-round horse master, the contemptible man has no other advantages, one is to love martial arts, the other is to dabble in a wide range of things, I know a little about everything, I hope to be able to live in harmony with your friends in the future." ”
Invincible Keyboard Warrior: "You know a little bit about everything, so did you know that there are 47 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3.457 million in Uruguay?" ”
Almighty and All-Knowing Master Ma: "......"
Invincible Keyboard Warrior: "I guess you must say that you know or something after you are silent, no, in fact, you don't know, because you only care about yourself, and only care about whether you know a little bit about everything." ”
Master Omniscient and Almighty Ma: "This friend seems to have some opinions about me?" ”
Universal Keyboard Warrior: "No, I just think the Uruguayans are too pathetic." ”
All-Knowing and Almighty Horse Master: "......"
The lifeless chat group seems to have been rejuvenated by the addition of these two characters, and some of the group members who have been diving for a long time have finally emerged.
Demon respects the building: "Omniscient and omnipotent, invincible in the world, what a big breath." ”
Maoshan Lin Jiu: "Hey, I can speak, where are you Taixuan Zhenren, come out quickly, I want to ask what Taoism and mythology are like!" ”
There was silence in the group for a while, and Chen Tangguan Nezha: "Hey, I suddenly found that there is no real person in the group, and the position of the group leader is vacant, could it be that this product is too capable of nonsense, and finally someone was found at home?" ”
Qinghe Wu Song: "Who speaks, is it to entertain me Wu Song?" ”
Yan Chixia, a scholar: "What kind of demon is doing here, and it is not good to be the sword of a certain family?" ”
Shangdong Eight Immortals Lu Dongbin: "Who is the demon who wants to mess with my Dao heart?" ”
Chentangguan Nezha: "Oh, it's so murderous, a certain surname Li is named Nezha, and he lives in Chentangguan, everyone who wants to fight is very welcome." ”
Shangdong Eight Immortals Lu Dongbin: "Nezha, you are also here, who is this caused by supernatural powers?" ”
Six-eared macaque: "A group of people are so annoyed that I will make you look good when I get out of the Five Elements Mountain." ”
Zhuge Kongming: "Don't be impatient, Rong Liang will introduce it a little, this thing that connects us is also known as the chat group, which is to contact the beings of the heavens and all worlds, and you can communicate with each other here." ”
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Let's not mention how the riots in the chat group are for the time being, Sun Wukong had a good sleep, and it was noon when he woke up, and he didn't pay attention to any chat group, after all, serious monkeys always look at the chat group when they have nothing to do.
After Sun Wukong got up, he immediately arranged for the little monkeys and gods to set the table and move the stools, and ordered the gods of cooking to make fires, just waiting for the guests to arrive, and then the banquet could be held.
Sun Wukong himself left the Monkey King Mansion, and summoned the seventy-two cave masters, although he is now Taoguang and obscure, but after all, there are ten thousand spirits in his heart, so although he has no other plans for the time being, he also needs to restrain the seventy-two cave masters, after all, he and others are all barbarian births, uncivilized, and never know etiquette, so they need rules to restrain them, otherwise I am afraid that they will not ruin their reputation.
The Demon King of the Seventy-two Caves heard that the Monkey King had summoned, and hurriedly put down the matter at hand, and went to the Cinnabar Cave to worship the Monkey King.
Sun Wukong saw that the master of the seventy-two caves had arrived, so he said: "Old neighbors, my old grandson is polite. ”
As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, a group of spirits below knelt on the ground together, saying "don't dare", Sun Wukong had to say: "You don't need to be polite, although I am fortunate to be named the Monkey King by the Jade Emperor, but after all, my qualifications are still shallow, and I have been in the same mountain with you for a long time, and some of them are still my predecessors." ”
The seventy-two cave masters said again and again, "Don't dare, don't dare", they were taken by the heavenly court before, and they were escorted to the heavenly prison to receive the criminal law, they were very angry, and they heard that the six-eared macaque rushed to the nine heavens alone, and the Monkey King Sun Wukong pressed the six-eared macaque under the mountain with his hands, so at this moment, no matter how humble Sun Wukong was, they did not dare to have the slightest disrespect.
Sun Wukong saw their submissive appearance, and said: "I summoned you this time to tell you the truth, since you are under the jurisdiction of my old grandson, then you need to abide by my old grandson's rules, you have cultivated this body, you have wisdom, then it is no longer equivalent to ordinary beasts, but one of the ten thousand spirits of heaven and earth, and there should be different ways of livelihood, no more eating raw meat, no more eating other spirits, I want to establish a school in this Huaguo Mountain, specifically to guide the spirits of spirituality and wisdom, you all need to join it!" ”
One of the spider spirits asked, "Dare to ask the Great Sage, is the so-called scholar like the human world?" ”
Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Exactly, but there are differences, people are blessed, all adults have wisdom, but we are different, there is no wisdom without coincidence, and this body needs to seize the heaven and earth, eat the essence of the sun and the moon, and it can be done after countless years, so the method of teaching should also be different." ”
Bao Buwen: "We will abide by the decree of the Great Sage. ”
Sun Wukong said again: "Although the matter of the school is easy to say, after all, there are still many difficulties, this time I came just to remind you and others, and by the way, I will select people of insight from among you and others to go with my old grandson to go to that school." ”
At this time, Zhu Hong, the owner of the cinnabar cave, silently straightened his belly, and his face was unyielding, which provoked Jin Yuyuan next to him to clench his fist again, if it weren't for the Monkey King, that fist would probably have fallen on the pig's face.
Sun Wukong glanced at him and said in his heart: "This fool is quite blessed, and he saved his life in such a big battle." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Before that, I also have a rule that says that all the spirits of Huaguo Mountain are not allowed to feed on intelligent beings, they are not allowed to rob and set fires, they are not allowed to fight in the nest, and there are acts of cannibalism. ”
While speaking, Sun Wukong turned into a wishful golden hoop stick in his hand, slammed into the earth, and shook the mountains in an instant, making the color of the cave masters change, and Sun Wukong said: "In addition to this, you still need to restrain the spirits in the cave and learn more about the subset of the history of the world!" ”
The seventy-two cave masters naturally did not dare to disobey, and Sun Wukong placed some details on them, all of which made all the spirits abandon their animal nature and return to spirituality.
Then, guests from all over the world came one after another, including the best friends of the heavenly court, such as Prince Nezha, Emperor Donghua, Yang Erlang, the Four Heavenly Kings, Zhuge Kongming, etc., as well as uninvited people who heard the big names, such as Barefoot Daxian, Zhen Yuanzi, Fu Lu Shou Sanxing, etc., all in all, there were many guests.
The guests who came were all carrying fairy treasures, but in order to congratulate Monkey King, Sun Wukong naturally smiled and accepted, and then feasted the gods, all of whom were treated with treasured wine and food, so the guests and friends enjoyed themselves.
It was the middle of the night when he sent away all the immortals, and Sun Wukong was still drunk, but he knew that he still had something important to do, so he recited a spell to wash away the wine and return to Qingming.
Then, Sun Wukong returned to sit on the top of the collapse, still practicing in retreat, praising the magic power, after all, although he has understood the truth, and has practiced the mixed yuan and become an immortal body, but after all, this is only his own perception, after all, it is different from the art of fighting, if he wants to do the immortality, the power of the power will naturally not fall.