Chapter 18 calls you a turtle grandson to tease Lao Tzu
When I went out today, it was the Queen Mother Chrysostom who personally agreed to come down, and no one had anything to say.
But if you want to go to Dongshi, you naturally can't make the same fanfare as yesterday, so at his suggestion, the two pretended to be rich children.
Tang Heng and the others pretended to be servants, and for the sake of safety, they still sent some guards, some of whom also dressed as servants, and some of whom disguised themselves as ordinary people and secretly followed.
"Haha, free."
Liu Zhi was very excited, this time, he really wanted to appreciate the Han style.
The streets of Dongshi are very wide and neat, with houses on both sides lined up one after another, scattered, and the streets are full of traffic and lively.
Most of the pedestrians are brightly dressed, and at first glance it is an ancient version of a high-end commercial area, no wonder Tang Heng recommended it here.
Liang Nuying is also pretending to be a little Langjun today, her women's clothes are mediocre, but the men's clothes are still a little delicate, which is much more pleasing to the eye than before.
It's just that she doesn't know how to restrain her feminine habits between her gestures, and anyone can see through her identity.
Obviously, she has never played in the street market, she is very curious, women, born with the potential of shopaholics, sweep from the street to the end of the street, silk, jewelry, gadgets, etc., and buy a lot of them.
Liu Zhi paid without blinking, just kidding, anyway, it wasn't to spend his money, just go back to the Queen Mother for reimbursement.
It's just that he really miscalculated the combat effectiveness of women shopping, from the gentle waiting at the beginning, to the later insensitivity, back and leg pain, Liu Zhi deeply understood that he must not do stupid things to accompany women shopping in the future.
At lunch, they found a more elegant winery on the street, and when the shopkeeper saw their posture of calling slaves and drinking maids, he knew that they were either rich or expensive, and hurriedly entertained them.
Needless to say, she naturally chose the upstairs seat, just went up the stairs, and a group of people came down from above.
Who knew that those people were obviously drunk, and they refused to give way, and they were blocked in two strokes.
Liu Zhi didn't want to reveal his identity, so he played a round in the middle, "Everyone take a step back, how about it?" ”
One of them, a young man in a brocade dress, looked at him with drunken eyes and was suddenly shocked.
"Yo, there is even a stunning beauty, why did you come to the wine store by yourself, do you want to be a flower messenger?"
The people behind all coaxed, "It's really a good color, even if you sacrifice your life to accompany the beauty, it's worth it." ”
Liu Zhi is a boy and a girl, and he is a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy, and his voice has not changed, so it is indeed easy to be mistaken for a woman.
But being openly teased like this, his face was very unbearable, and he was suddenly annoyed and angry, his face sank, and he shouted angrily: "Get out of the way!" ”
At first, Tang Heng was still thinking about mediating, but seeing that he was angry, he knew that he couldn't be good, so he hurriedly made a gesture, and the attendants and guards behind him rushed up and slipped all these drunks aside.
"Hey, you dare to be so rude without asking who we are."
Those people are obviously the second generation of officials, arrogant and scolding, but unfortunately there are many fewer people around them, and they can't beat them at all, so they can only be murderous.
Especially the young man who teased Liu Zhi just now, he was the most vocal.
"If you want to fight, let's let Lao Tzu come over and see whose fists are strong......"
Liang Nuying had already gone upstairs, but when she heard the fire, she turned around and pointed at him and shouted: "Come on, give me a slap, tell you to tease my brother Zhi, and beat his mouth for me." ”
Several servants of the Liang family behind her immediately pounced like wolves, and Liu Zhi was afraid that her people would suffer, so he immediately let his own people follow.
When the people over there saw that the momentum was not right, they also swarmed up, and the two sides immediately scuffled together.
Liu Zhi usually suffocated in the palace, but at this time, there were many people, and he was also interested, cheered, rolled up his sleeves and joined the battle group.
Tang Heng never expected that he would go into battle in person, and he was immediately anxious, if he was injured, where would he be responsible.
With a horizontal heart, he rolled up his sleeves and rushed over, no matter whether he would fight or not, even if he was beaten, it was better than standing next to him.
Liu Zhi went straight to the brocade-clothed young man, and there happened to be two or three servants of the Liang family twisting, and he went up and kicked with two feet.
"Call you a turtle grandson to tease Lao Tzu, call you blind dog's eyes, and make you squirt feces all over your mouth......"
Damn, it's too enjoyable, Liu Zhi beat and scolded, punching and kicking couldn't stop, the young man was beaten and screamed, but his mouth was still not clean.
"Ouch, little lady, you have to be careful, don't beat your jade hand......"
The man was also brave, and five or six men surrounded him and beat him, and all the servants and companions around him were entangled, and none of them could get through, and although he was beaten to the point that his nose and face were swollen, he refused to beg for mercy.
And he is strong in martial arts, if it weren't for the drunkenness and vain steps, these people might not be able to beat him.
That guy was obviously beaten very badly, but every time he punched, he still took pity on Xiang Xiang and tried to avoid Liu Zhi.
While the fight was in full swing, a group of black-armored halberd-wielding sergeants rushed in outside, and a small leader stepped forward.
"Whoever fights here, stop."
His voice was very loud, the bell was like a bell, and the wine house suddenly quieted down, Liu Zhi only realized it at this time, if it was too big, it would be strange if he would not be skinned by the Queen Mother when he went back.
"Huh...... It's a joke, how can there be a brawl, right? ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the brocade-clothed young man, and the man didn't know what his psychology was, so he touched his nosebleed and grinned.
"I'm playing with my daughter."
These people can't be provoked at first glance, since they didn't continue to fight, and they refuse to admit it, those soldiers are all armor soldiers under Zhijinwu, who are specifically responsible for the security of the Beijing Division, and there are quite a lot of nobles in the East City, so naturally it is better to have more than one thing.
"In that case, please don't make trouble in the market in the future, we are ordered to guard, and we can't ignore our duties."
"That's that, it's hard for you to wait."
As he spoke, he beckoned, and a servant behind him immediately understood and took out a string of five baht coins.
"I'll buy you a drink."
"Thank you for the tip."
The little leader was not polite, took the money into his arms, smiled and waved his hand, and the soldiers walked away.
The young man in brocade exhaled, patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous, if my father knew about this, his legs would be discounted." ”
Liu Zhi saw that he was interested, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it, in fact, he didn't hate the other party, but he hated that he didn't have a door.
Just as he was about to turn around, the guy grabbed his sleeve again, "Can the little lady leave a name and let me come to the door to apologize." ”
After that, he solemnly tidied up his clothes, "In Xia Dufang, Sima of the other department under Zhang Gong, the captain of Huqiang." ”
Several of the partners who came with him were all blue and swollen, but they were still laughing and coaxing at this time.
"Du Fang, you have a crush on someone's little lady and want to come to the door to propose."
was so angry that Liu Zhi broke off, "If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up again." ”
Liang Nuying next to her finally couldn't help it, and laughed with a "poof", "You really like my sister." ”
Saying that, she winked at him narrowly, making Liu Zhi cry and laugh, and this crazy girl began to mess around.