Chapter 104: Mrs. Shangdu is a relative
In a single ward of a hospital, Agent May is lying on the bed, and Andy stands beside her bed condescendingly.
"Amei, let me see how the wound is?"
As he spoke, Andy was about to make a gesture to lift the septum, but was slapped open by Agent May.
"Andy Wong! I'm in physical pain right now, if you don't have compassion, please leave immediately! ”
Well, looking into Agent May's fire-breathing eyes, Andy shrugged, still no kidding.
"Melinda, I heard Apollo's words, saying that you are a very devout believer, so I was commissioned by Apollo to come to see you, Look at this, red date ejiao, this is the most precious female elixir in the East, not only expensive, I wasted a lot of effort to bring it, it can help you recover quickly."
Xi'e Ejiao, Andy spent thirty dollars to buy it in Chinatown, it's hard to find, and it is estimated that Agent May doesn't know the actual value, anyway, the iron box is very beautiful, and Agent May's face is much better after seeing it.
"Thank you, Apollo, and thank you, Andy, I didn't expect you to be a little more normal."
Fainted, Andy is an ordinary person in this gang, of course it's normal, how could he give Agent May an abnormal impression?
"Melinda, I think you should ask Konstantin to get a witch doctor to help, this kind of injury is too slow to heal with ordinary medical treatment."
Nodding, Agent May replied, "Konstantin has found a pharmacist, she is already dispensing medicine, and she will come in a moment, it just so happens that she is very curious about you, you can talk to her." ”
A pharmacist whom Konstantin knows? Who?
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a woman wearing a white tight-fitting cheongsam and looking like an Asian pushed the door in.
"Melinda, the potion is ready."
Asian, cheongsam, elegant, will pharmacy, this won't be?
"Andy, this is Madame Shangdu, a friend of Konstantin."
After Agent Mei introduced a sentence, Andy frowned, it's really Mrs. Shangdu!
Mrs. Shangdu, formerly known as Nimiu. Invando, the forest fairy, is a sister with the Nymph of the Lake and the Witch of the Lake, and is also a brother and sister with King Arthur, interspersed with the timelines of many stories, witnessing the precursors of the birth of many superheroes, and even facilitating their birth, such as: Etregen, the original Green Lantern, Doctor Fate, etc.
Andy frowned not because of how illustrious the woman was, but because the woman would prophesy, and he was very worried that Madame Shangdu would deduce the fact that he was Apollo.
At this moment, Mrs. Shangdu also stared at Andy, looking very surprised, although she didn't fiddle with the tarot cards, but with her intuition, she secretly felt that Andy Huang seemed to have a blood connection with her, which was very strange!
Although surprised, Mrs. Shangdu took the initiative to extend her hand to Andy.
"Andy, hello, I often hear Konstantin mention you, I didn't expect you to be such a handsome young man."
It's no surprise that Constantine is friends with Madame Shangdu, and Andy.
Constantine and Madame Shangdu do have something in common, in addition to the fact that they are both men and women, and the people Madame Shangdu falls in love with are basically ruined countries, such as she fell in love with Louis XVI's queen, and then the Paris Revolution, Louis XVI and the queen were beheaded.
In the face of her outstretched hand, Andy shook it back slightly, avoiding too much physical contact with the woman, so as not to attract her.
"Hello, Lady Shangdu, are you a witch doctor? Will there be an elixir of life? ”
Andy's question seems to be very casual, but Mrs. Du is really good at the preparation of elixir, in addition to her ability to manipulate nature, the preparation of elixir is also her unique skill, otherwise she would not look old now.
However, in modern society, except for a few people who know about this matter, outsiders don't know at all, and the way she looks at Andy is different.
I can't wait to take out all kinds of precognitive means now, and take good care of Andy.
"Andy, if you're interested in the elixir of longevity, we can have a good chat, but for now, I'm going to help Melinda change the medicine first."
"Of course I'm interested, please."
Andy made a gesture to Agent May's buttocks, then stood by with his arms crossed and motioned for Mrs. Shangdu to move.
Agent May is a woman in the end, how can she let Andy look at it, and Andy is so smart, it is obvious that she deliberately makes her embarrassed.
"Andy, get me out!"
"Okay!"
Andy wanted to see Mrs. Shangdu's skills, and Mrs. Shangdu also wanted to find out Andy's heels, so Mrs. Shangdu and Agent Mei took good medicine and the two made an appointment at a nearby café.
"Andy, in addition to being a witch doctor, I also have an identity as a tarot master, are you interested in letting me help you do the math?"
Seeing that Mrs. Shangdu was eager to try, Andy nodded, there is no need to object to this matter, because even if Andy disagrees, Mrs. Shangdu can count him, so she simply looks at the other party's skills in person.
If Mrs. Shangdu really saw through Andy's identity and wanted to make trouble, Andy would definitely secretly do her, but it didn't matter if she was a fairy old man time witness or something.
"Draw three cards, Andy, please."
Last time, she counted Andy five times, and the results of the five times were different, and the results should be much more accurate if Andy was involved this time.
Andy directly drew three cards connected together and handed them to Mrs. Shangdu, and then she drew one of her own cards and put it in, and then began to fiddle with the other cards.
In less than a minute, all the cards were laid out, and Mrs. Shangdu began to frown.
Because of the blood connection when she first met, she first calculated whether Andy Huang had a blood relationship with her, and the results showed that she did have a blood connection with Andy Wong, and Andy Huang had the blood of his parents.
King Arthurian blood!
She has read Andy Huang's Twitter, and the certification is a dragon law half-blood, but she didn't say that she has English ancestry.
It can only be explained as the displacement of King Arthur's bloodline for countless years, and the current King of England is not a descendant of King Arthur anyway.
Since there is a relationship between the bloodline, Mrs. Shangdu's eyes softened a lot when she looked at Andy, but she didn't plan to tell Andy about the bloodline, and after shuffling the tarot cards, she said to Andy again: "Andy, can you draw five more cards?" ”
In the same way, Andy casually drew out five cards connected together and handed them to her, this time Mrs. Shangdu fiddled for a long time, and her brows were furrowed for a long time.
This time she counted Andy's relationship with Apollo.
The cards show that Andy is indeed related to Apollo, and that Andy is not only Apollo's brother-in-law, but also a saint of Apollo, and even Andy and Apollo overlap a bit.
It's weird.
A good explanation that Andy is Apollo's brother-in-law, indicating that he is a couple with Wonder Woman, but overlaps with Apollo?
There is only one possibility: Apollo often descended and possessed Andy.
In this way, it all straightened out, Andy Wong had King Arthurian blood, and was a saint of Apollo, and was occasionally possessed by Apollo.
This conclusion is similar to what she deduced last time, and Mrs. Shangdu was slightly disappointed that she didn't dig out anything more exciting.
"Andy, what are your plans for the future?"
didn't say the result, Andy was a little puzzled, why Mrs. Shangdu asked.
"At first glance, you know that you don't pay attention to the entertainment industry, I am a famous workaholic, of course, I make movies to win the Oscar."
"But, you know, the Oscar is only one place every year, in order to increase my probability of winning the Oscar, the elixir of longevity is very necessary, I can always get a little golden man back after I live for two or three hundred years, right?"
Andy's current bloodline can guarantee his immortality, and he doesn't need an elixir, but others do, as long as they get a pair, they can sell it for a lot of money.
"Hehe, Andy, if you want the elixir of longevity, you can also do it, help me get enough materials and I can help you prepare it."
Mrs. Shangdu is still very talkative!
"What are the materials? You say I remember. ”
Andy took out his phone and started recording.
"A red tulip that bloomed first, a purple lavender to the southeast, a liter of snow on the top of the Alps, a meter of thirty-year-old Arman rattan, and fifty liters of air from Mount Kilimazar."
The first ones are very troublesome, but if you look for them, you can barely find them, and the latter ones make Andy wonder.
"A forest elf's hair, a forest elf's song for ten seconds, and a corpse of a hell demon."
Andy interrupted: "Forget about the elf's hair, how did this song come from?" What do you want a demon corpse to do? ”
Lady Shangdu smiled: "The song of the forest elves is to sing the praises of life, and the demon corpse is to sacrifice to the goddess of death, of course, if you have a corpse of the same transcendent life, it is also possible." ”
Dizzy, big head, demon corpses are easy to do, but where are the forest elves? You can't be Gargamel to catch the Smurfs, right?
In the end, it was born as a forest fairy, and Agent May's wound was cured in less than two days after Mrs. Shangdu's medicine, Andy didn't need to ask, he heard Agent May praying in his temple and knew the news of her recovery.
It's just that Andy hasn't replied to Mrs. Shangdu's invitation to Andy to her house as a guest, and she hasn't said a conclusion after telling Andy's fortune last time, which made Andy slightly unhappy.
In addition, she mailed a "King Arthurian Family History" that she couldn't see on the market, which made Andy scratch his head and throw it aside without looking at it, Andy was too busy.
I've had a little problem in the past two days.
"Andy, I think it's okay to compromise, after all, the supporting role is not the key."
Slade was worried, Andy was angry in his eyes, he didn't expect Andy's scolding war with Kardashian to affect the crew.
Andy tweeted that Kardashian wanted to take him away drunk as his girlfriend that day, and Kardashian shamelessly called on her fans to expose Andy on the grounds that Andy was lying.
Kardashian has a group of die-hard female fans, and her boyfriend, singer Kango, also joined in the crusade against Andy on the grounds that "Andy coveted Kardashian to make up the story", and Andy was naturally exposed by a bunch of people.
What's even more excessive is that Kardashian actually used Andy's "Fury of the Gods" crew as a reason that there was no black, saying that Andy was racist, and then pulled it off.
Not only did several departments come to investigate, but there were also a bunch of black expensive people holding signs on the set all day long, which had seriously affected the filming of the crew.
Actually, Andy's failure to recruit black to come in does show a lot of problems, but I didn't expect to be caught by Kardashian, this woman can be hyped up as a global Internet celebrity, and she is really good at tearing up.
At present, there seems to be only one way in front of Andy, that is, hire some Nigoni sisters-in-law to come in and play some supporting roles, and pass the racial discrimination first.
However, if he compromises, how will Andy mix up in the future?
So Andy decided to make a big counterattack today, first to prove that Kardashian lied, and then to solve the problem of alleged discrimination after Kardashian overturned.
At the Hilton Hotel, Andy and Paris Hilton sat together, and the two got together and started watching a small video.
In the picture, Silver Kardashian saw Andy walking out of the restaurant from a distance after being helped out of the restaurant by Claudia and Cynkia, and immediately pressed the elevator and walked in, but the elevator still didn't move on the first floor, and I don't know what Kardashian was doing inside.
Then, Andy and the three walked into the elevator, and Kardashian came out
After watching the video on Paris's phone, Andy nodded, with this video, Kardashian definitely overturned.
"Paris, how do you need me to cooperate with your hype?"
Andy and Kardashian scolded the day after the start of the scolding battle, Paris contacted Andy, meaning that there was a video of Andy's conflict with Kardashian, as long as Andy cooperated with her hype, this video could be given to Andy.
Andy didn't think that Kardashian could make a big wave, and he didn't want to hype it up with Paris Hilton, the former wave, so he refused, but he didn't expect Kardashian to be so strong online, and he had to find a foreign helper.
Paris smiled and patted Andy's strong chest before saying, "Andy, it's right to be so obedient a long time ago." ”
"First of all, your clarification conference will be at the Hilton Hotel, and secondly, you must announce in public that you will give up Jacqueline and chase me instead, I reluctantly agree, you will be my boyfriend for at least three months, specifically accompany me on the street once a week, and be photographed by the paparazzi to go back to the apartment together, and after three months I will announce that I kicked you because I like independence, you have to show very sadness, this agreement, if you don't do it or leak it, you will pay me a huge amount of compensation."
knew that it was still a hype, and it was arranged as this dead licking dog plot, Andy was disgusted and wanted to vomit, but he still had a question that he was more curious about.
"When you were photographed going back to the apartment together, did you want me to sleep on the sofa at night?"
Paris gave an ambiguous look: "Yes, sleep on the sofa after serving me." ”
Really, not only using Andy's hype, but also coveting Andy's body, how can she get her wish!
Turn on the phone, an unread text message, Agent May's.
"Andy, the video content has been obtained."
There was also a link attached to Agent May's text message, and Andy opened it to see that it was the video Paris had shown him earlier.
Hehe, Paris shouldn't have let Andy know where her videos were stored, and with Agent May's methods, it was easy to control her phone, as for public and private use, it didn't exist.
Andy sent Agent May a nourishing holy product, Ejiao, and just returned the favor.
Of course, Andy had already made a plan, and if Agent May's was unsuccessful, he would still have a time to pause, which was originally a skill to deal with women...
"I'm sorry, I don't agree to all the conditions, and I like to be served, if you want to lack S master, you can call me."
After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving Paris stunned.
Obviously, Andy Huang was disgraced and begged her to come, how could he leave so chic?
It can't be disgusted with her body, right?
Thinking of this, Paris clenched her fists tightly, and for the first time she had doubts about her X attractiveness.
Andy couldn't wait to upload the full version of the video to Twitter after he went out, and then postscripted: "Thank you Paris Hilton for her deep understanding, she was very disgusted by someone lying, so she took the initiative to give me this video, everything in it, by the way, a certain singer, you can build a large cattle farm on your head." ”
(End of chapter)