Chapter 111: The Marquis of Changxin Murdered England
Satana gains power by constantly turning men into dregs, she is sexy, beautiful and seductive, so she can always hook up with beautiful men.
Since being teleported back to Hell by Johnny, she has become much more cautious, basically pretending to be a street girl to hook up at night, but after Apollo cut off one of Marduk's arms last time, she didn't dare to go out of Hell again.
It's not a problem to hide in hell, the males in hell are too ugly, and Dormammu changed when he came.
At first, she resisted Dormammu, who wanted to pull the earth into darkness, so that how could Satana have fun and work at the same time in the future?
But after Apollo knocked on the door last time, Satana discovered Dormammu's dog-licking attribute, and for a witch of her level, as long as she found that the other party had a dog-licking point, she would definitely take advantage of it.
Using Dormammu to get Andy and Apollo is only the first step, and it is not impossible to use Dormammu to become the king of hell in the future.
What's more, Satana now dares to come out of hell and wave everywhere.
Now, for example, she is targeting a tall, powerful and handsome man on the dance floor of a Washington nightclub, but this man is scruffy and drinking, and he doesn't even pay much attention to other women's accostings.
This kind of look is very proud of it recently, and it is an excellent hunting target for Satana, a good material for medicine residue.
So she brought a glass of wine and used her skills to finally make the man open up to her.
"Satana, do you know who I am? Colonel Rick Flegg, the Walrus Marine King, the ace agent, was called around by a woman who only knew how to play ZZ, and was used as a scapegoat, these politicians are shameless bastards! ”
What colonel is not a colonel, Satana doesn't care at all, what she cares about is that the other party is a soldier king, so the effect of this medicine will be very strong.
"Hehe, I'm my favorite soldier king, Fleg, or shall we talk somewhere else?"
Satana didn't have time to listen to him continue to complain, and getting down to business was the way to go.
"Hahaha, you know what? I'm going to go back and write the report later, and according to Amanda, I'm responsible for the whole thing at Bloody Mary, it's ridiculous! ”
Bloody Mary?
Hearing this word, Satana suddenly became intrigued.
When Bloody Mary was finished, she took her father, but one of her hands was cut off and she was chased home, and she was so embarrassed, could it be that this organization did it?
Apollo is difficult to deal with, but this kind of mortal agent organization is too easy to deal with, you must locate who these people are, and then find an opportunity to kill them.
"Fleg, you are so pitiful, I am so distressed, tell me everything~"
Satana gave a sympathetic look to her eyes, which was exactly what Colonel Flegg needed at this time, and the conversation began.
"Amanda's own sources are not right that led to the failure! How outrageous is that she actually believed the words of a Sacred Valley actor! What else would those guys do besides F? ”
Hearing Flegg belittle the actors in the Sacred Valley so much, Satana's eyes flashed with anger, there are a lot of actors in the Sacred Valley, which is very good, like Andy Wong, whom she hates, is very dedicated and does not mess around, even she works all day long.
"Amanda now has Osborne's funding, and she doesn't take me seriously at all, and he can just dump the blame on me if he wants to, but this woman Ophelia is the one who really hurts my heart!"
"Such a shining strong woman, I originally thought she was sincere to me, but I didn't expect that she wouldn't even answer my phone after my status declined."
"I checked her trajectory, and she was actually seen getting into a car with the big scumbag Andy Huang for five hours! He also kept telling me that he would guard himself like jade, this Bichi! ”
Andy Wong?
Satana really felt that the circle of this world was so small, and the man she couldn't get actually shocked the goddess of the colonel in front of her.
Could it be that he ran into this Colonel Rick Flegg because he was also a fallen man at the end of the world?
No, she is the daughter of a noble demon lord, not the loser in front of you!
Shaking her head to shake off the thoughts in her head, Satana patted Flegg's hand and said gently, "So, this Andy Yellow is very hateful?" Why didn't you kill him? ”
Satana is not a normal human being, so she never reflects, in fact, Andy doesn't have anything to do with her at all, she now feels that all the unsatisfactory is because Andy Huang didn't want him at the time, so there is a chance to provoke people to clean up Andy.
"Dealing with Andy Yellow?"
Colonel Flegg shook his head self-deprecatingly, "Ophelia will be sad if I kill him." ”
it!
Satana didn't expect that the person in front of her would be licking the dog after all, and licking the dog would not be jealous of the goddess's man, and would only help go to the 24-hour convenience store to buy family planning supplies.
It's boring.
Let's continue to use it as a medicine residue, and if Flegg is not dead, then make it his own puppet.
Satana blew at Rick Fleg, who instantly became dazed.
"Follow me~"
Flegg was picked up by Satana.
The "Big Bang Theory" crew's "night reading script" turmoil ended without danger, but Jacqueline, who was very familiar with Andy, deliberately did not talk to Andy on the grounds that Andy did not report in advance.
Andy borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and on the grounds of "I will reflect for half a year", he didn't go to Jacqueline's apartment for the night, and almost cried Jacqueline, but changed it to "react for a month" Jacqueline scolded and walked away.
But these are all daily details, today on January 1st, Andy is 20 years old, and between today and January 5th, the crew will work for half a day and rest for half a day.
Andy didn't go to rest or chase the sun, today is the first issue of the World Comic "The Legend of England", because the influence of the World Comic is very strong among Asians, he took Agent May to the largest panda book kiosk in Chinatown at 1:40 in the afternoon.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the comics will be delivered, and I want to buy the first one as a souvenir.
"Andy, are you being targeted by Dormammu? You're not worried at all? ”
Agent May has also been very annoying in the past two days, and not long after he solved Bloody Mary, there was another Dormammu, and it was especially because he was a rival in love with Andy Wong.
It's so disturbing that Andy actually pulls her to watch the comics.
"It's okay, don't I have you Melinda, I'm not worried about you at all, take a look at these comics first, there are so many excellent comics in the Dragon Kingdom, why didn't I find it before."
Andy pointed at the "Legend of the Gods and Demons Lu Bu", "Embroidered Spring Knife", "Fengyun" and other "The Legend of Pan Jinlian" on the bookshelf, and also opened a new "The Biography of Pan Jinlian".
"Andy, you don't think I like Dragon Kingdom comics just because I'm Asian, do you? I immigrated from my grandfather's generation, so I don't know much about dragon culture. ”
Andy said nonchalantly: "I can't learn, it's either yellow or white, and I can't mix it with yellow skin and white heart." ”
Agent May has always thought that he is a Citigroupman, and what he hates the most is that he is called a yellow-skinned and white-hearted person, if it weren't for Andy, he would have a seizure on the spot, and after hearing this, he said: "Andy, are you white or yellow?" ”
"Do you still need to ask, don't you know I'm Huang?"
Andy has only been a Dragon Crossing person for two years, so it's really still the original feature.
Agent May looked shocked and said speechlessly, "You are a star, do you know how much of a consequence it will have if you say this?" ”
Of course, Andy knows the consequences and is easy to be excluded, but he is an actor from the Holy Valley, and he is easy to be excluded, and Andy doesn't care much.
It's just not deliberately publicized.
"Did you find it, Citi people don't worship ancestors, they worship all kinds of gods, but the people of the Dragon Kingdom like to worship their ancestors, why, because the ancestors of the Dragon Kingdom are very brilliant, and the ancestors of the Citi people are too broken, and there are almost no big people."
"Amei, there is a Mei in your surname, which represents your ancestral culture, it is across countries, I feel that you have never been proud of your surname, you don't know that there are characters like Mei Changsu, the third prince of Qilin, in your ancestors, right?"
"Like me, the Huang family has Dongyue Immortal King Huang Feihu, Broken Void Huang Feihong, Xiangjiang Huang Daxian, etc., and the most unfortunate is the Immortal Blowing Lantern Huang Pizi, etc., all of which are big shots, so the origin of my surname cannot be forgotten."
Andy said so much that Agent Mei was stunned, and only after a long time did he say, "That Qilin Third Prince Mei Changsu said something else, but aren't you an orphan?" How do you know your ancestors had these? ”
Andy hasn't revealed that he knows Chinese until now, not because he's afraid of suspicion, but because he doesn't have a chance to speak, and the last time he went to Tianxia Comics, everyone used English.
"It doesn't matter who the ancestors are, the important ones are contributing to the surname Huang and glorifying the honor together, understand?"
"For example, the cartoon of Chang Yu for a while, this character really exists in the history of the Dragon Kingdom, he is a nobleman of the Xianqin Dynasty, and he is also the male god of the Queen Mother at that time, but he does not rely on women, and works hard to open up territory in England, I am proud to play him."
The ass determines the head, Chang Yu was a rebel in history, and when he ran into Andy's mouth, he completely changed.
However, it also succeeded in attracting the attention of Agent May, a historical idiot.
"According to what you say, this Chang Yu is still a hero? Where are his descendants now? ”
Andy said: "It's all in the comics, I'll read it later!" ”
As he spoke, a yellow van came speeding up, Andy was about to dodge, and Agent May had already pulled out his pistol, but the yellow van suddenly stopped in front of the newsstand, and threw a bundle of books at the bald vest owner with a cigarette in his mouth.
There is always a dozen kilograms, but I didn't expect the bald boss to not look up, his right hand played with the mobile phone, and his left hand stretched out to catch it, the van continued to gallop, and the bald boss put the stack of books on the ground and ignored it.
From this stack of comics being thrown out, Andy's eyes couldn't be taken off, "The Legend of Changxin Hou England", these dragon and English double titles clearly tell Andy, this is the biography of Chang Yu!
didn't expect that what he valued so much was put aside by this dead bald man, and he flicked cigarette ash on it.
Andy was anxious: "Boss, new comics, hurry up and respectfully put it up!" ”
was yelled at by Andy like this, and the boss didn't even raise his head, "Do you know who I am?" Chinatown Fire Cloud Evil God, no one can teach me to do things here! ”
Uh, I didn't pay attention to this before, this guy is really a bit like the fire cloud evil god in "Kung Fu".
But no matter what, Andy pulled the stack of comics, and with a movement of his fingers, the bundled strap broke, and picked up the top one and began to flip through it.
"Oh, I'm Cao, Stallone has to drop two more drops of blood when he comes to me! Who are you, dare to make trouble with me! ”
The boss finally raised his head and was about to scold, when he saw an Asian woman in a brown trench coat in front of him reading a comic with a young mixed-race man, and was slightly stunned.
"Andy Wong?"
This time, Andy didn't look up, and snorted in his nose: "It's good to know me." ”
As soon as he heard that it was Andy, the boss immediately ran out of the newsstand, approached Andy, and said, "How about a beautiful boy, take a group photo, this comic is for you." ”
Andy continued not to look up: "Good to say! ”
He has always been very close to the people, and he naturally doesn't mind taking a group photo or anything, and he didn't pursue it when a group of guys who made divine oil printed his photo before.
As the "Fire Cloud Evil God" held his phone to find various angles, Agent May's face became redder and redder, and Andy kept nodding.
Agent May's blushing is because the Hong Kong style of this comic is obvious, and on the first page, it is said that Chang Yu is a big yin person, and the scene where he arrives at the wheel is drawn.
Andy nodded because the comic was strong enough!
The first page is to explain Chang Yu's previous experience, the first grid Chang Yu picked the wheel into the air, the second grid picked Zhao Ji and a few palace maids, the third grid Chang Yu was covered in blood and rushed out of the encirclement with a sword, and the fourth grid Chang Yu led the remaining guests to go to sea in dozens of ships.
On the second page, there are only two tattered boats ashore, and a group of people are lying on the beach panting for breath when a lion rushes towards the crowd and is stabbed to death by several doormen.
On the third page, a knight in ornate armor and a mage in a robe appeared with his servants and began to confront Chang Yu, both sides could not understand what the other was saying, and both had weapons, and finally one of King Arthur's men moved.
On the fourth page, a doorman stabbed with a sword, did not cut through the iron pipe, and was hacked to death by the other party, when the other party rattled, a sword qi slashed, his head moved, and then the sword qi slashed towards King Arthur and Master Merlin, King Arthur's holy armor blocked, and Master Merlin was protected by two magic shields.
Page V., page 6.
A fierce sword qi master, he messes up a master like Master Mei Lin in close combat, and he is cold-blooded and ruthless when he fights, is this still the one who specializes in attacking the Queen Mother?
Andy is looking forward to the pieces!
Turning to Agent May: "How's it going?" ”
Agent May still had the first page in his mind, and blurted out, "As strong as you." ”
With that, Agent May's face flushed like blood, and she bowed her head shyly.
So far, Agent May can intuitively feel that Andy is very strong only when the movie theater does not use his hands to hold it up, so Andy understands this sentence in seconds.
Directly put his arm around Agent May's shoulder and said, "I'm in a good mood, go for coffee!" ”
With a click, Andy hugged Agent May's photo and was selfie taken by the "Fire Cloud Evil God" in the background.
Thanks to CJS for the strong tip!
(End of chapter)