Chapter 7 The She family has little fat
Xie Tianyao not only dodged the small water balloon easily, but also a small water balloon suddenly appeared on his fingers and smashed it on the crotch of the proud young man impartially.
The young man only felt a chill on his crotch, and the laughter stopped abruptly, and when he looked down, he saw that there was already a large wet patch, and those who did not know would definitely think that he had a problem with enuresis, so he was so ashamed that he quickly ran away with his hands.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed again, and its vigor was no less than just now.
Xie Tianhu and the others didn't expect that the almighty waste, who had always been submissive, dared to resist, and they were immediately annoyed, and another teenager popped up a small fireball and rushed towards Xie Tianyao's hair.
Xie Tianyao's body shook and disappeared in place, and when he reappeared, he had already reached the back of the young man, it was the dragon of the Xie family's children, but it was much weirder, and it was also a small fireball that bounced out, hitting the young man's ass.
When the other party noticed that his buttocks were smoking, his pants had already been ignited, and he was so frightened that he quickly threw himself to the ground and rolled over, but when the fire was extinguished, his pants were burned with a large hole, revealing the butt inside.
The boy also hid his ass and fled the crowd amid the laughter of the crowd.
"Give him some color and show him how serious the consequences of offending us are!" Xie Tianhu narrowed his eyes, and a cruel smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Because the ancient god cloak concealed Xie Tianyao's true cultivation realm, originally with Xie Tianhu's ingenuity, even if he couldn't see through Xie Tianyao's current cultivation, he could see some heresy from Xie Tianyao's performance just now, but the concept that Xie Tianyao was an all-powerful waste had been ingrained in his heart, and he wouldn't think about Xie Tianyao getting stronger one day, so he always thought that the reason why Xie Tianyao was able to hurt the two was purely an accident.
Xie Tianyao just figured out Xie Tianhu's idea so that he didn't kill the two, but just made the two of them ugly in public, and he was also angry. He didn't want to expose his true cultivation too early, first, he didn't want people to discover the secrets on his body, second, he didn't want Xie Tianxue to worry about him, and third, he didn't want to cause trouble to his father.
Just imagine, an almighty waste who has been cultivating for ten years and has been stagnating in the second layer of the Qi refining period will suddenly advance, and the real strength can actually compete with the immortal cultivators of the fifth layer of the Qi refining period, it will definitely cause a sensation, Xie Tianyao can't expose the secrets on his body, others will naturally point the finger at his father, thinking that he is deceiving his superiors and subordinates, and using the public to benefit his own interests.
Besides, after all, they have the same blood in their bodies, and if they fight in the same room, no matter who wins or loses in the end, they will only make others see jokes, and in the end they will lose the interests of the family.
Therefore, as soon as he saw that Xie Tianhu was about to move seriously, Xie Tianyao decided to take thirty-six plans and take the best policy, so he pretended to be afraid and quickly fled, and disappeared into the forest opposite the mountain gate.
"Chase me, catch him and bury him alive!" Xie Tianhu saw Xie Tianyao fleeing into the forest, and chased him out with a few angry people.
When Xie Tianhu and the others were still angrily looking for Xie Tianyao in the forests around Fengyi Villa, he was already happily walking on Longquan Street in the north city of Wolong City.
"Hehehe, isn't this the all-powerful waste of the Xie family who is the most famous person in Wolong City." Xie Tianyao was humming a little song alone and was happily strolling on Longquan Street in Beicheng, when a shrill shout came from a teahouse next to him.
"Waste wood! Waste wood! This was followed by a loud parrot call.
Xie Tianyao followed the prestige, a young man about twenty years old walked out of the teahouse with a pot-bellied body, and staggered towards him, looking at himself with the smile of Maitreya Buddha on his face, and a parrot with a green fur and red beak stood on his shoulder, followed by several house slaves.
When the pedestrians on the street saw that it was the She family, one of the notorious three immortal cultivators in Wolong City, they were so frightened that they hid far away, for fear that they would suffer for no reason.
Xie Tianyao frowned. It's good to meet anyone, but when he meets this arrogant She family, it seems that he will never stop if he doesn't make a chicken and dog jump today, and when the time comes, he will add a lot of jokes to the people of Wolong City after dinner.
"Xie Shao, I saw you singing so devotedly just now, now sing another song for your fathers and fellow villagers, and the money will naturally not be less than you." With a "merciful" face, She Lie threw a low-grade spirit stone at Xie Tianyao's feet.
Xie Tianyao's eyelids jumped a few times strongly. This fat pig is really generous enough, a low-grade spirit stone is not worth mentioning for a big sect at all, but for an immortal cultivation family like the Xie family, a low-grade spirit stone can make the children of the Xie family fight for their heads and blood, and even turn against each other.
As the saying goes, if one attains the Tao, the chicken and dog ascend to heaven.
The She family was accepted as a true disciple by an elder of the passive river gate because of a highly qualified She Qing'er, and the She family, which was originally the weakest in terms of comprehensive strength, made a big turnaround, far surpassing the Xie family, and had the potential to go hand in hand with the Geng family.
"Xie Shao, give some face, just sing a song. Just one song. She Lie saw that Xie Tianyao was silent, and begged angrily, and at the same time admired himself in his heart, he was really a good person, and he had a surprisingly good temper when he met this almighty waste.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Xie Shao is a little stage frightened, shall we give him encouraging applause?" She Lie said that he clapped his hands first.
"Thank you for a song!" I am afraid that the people who are not chaotic in the world will immediately follow suit.
"Let's do it!"
"If you don't sing, you look down on She Shao, and you look down on our fathers and fellow villagers in Wolong City."
"If you want to rap, who in Wolong City doesn't know that She Shao sings well and sings beautifully, and sings so much that the sow hums. I won't be ugly, and it will be indefinite. Xie Tianyao glanced at She Lie for the last time with a look of "adoration", and then ran towards the crowd of onlookers.
"What did you just say?" She Lie didn't react for a while.
This almighty waste usually walks on the street like a street rat, always walking with his head down and sticking to the corner of the wall, but today he is struggling and humming a little song, looking extremely happy, which makes him She Shao look unpleasant; Usually when I met him, She Shao was like a mouse seeing a cat, and he ran away when he heard the wind, but today he dared to speak out, such an abnormal behavior, not to mention him She Shao, even others also looked surprised with their jaws dropped.
"Chase Lao Tzu back, don't let this almighty waste sing a song in public on the street today, and from then on, Lao Tzu will write his surname upside down!" She Lie reacted, and suddenly jumped like thunder. As soon as his voice fell, those house slaves chased after Xie Tianyao like a pack of mad dogs.
The street was in a panic.
Xie Tianyao desperately drilled into the crowded place, overturning the stalls while running, and from time to time he suddenly turned around to attack, beating those dog legs to find the southeast and northwest.
The stall owners screamed bitterly, and both sides were people who could not afford to offend, so they could only consider themselves unlucky.
She Lie saw that his subordinates couldn't even catch an almighty waste, and he was even more angry that one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and then chased him out, don't look at him fat like a pig, but his movements were as agile as a spirit monkey, and in the blink of an eye, he arrived behind Xie Tianyao, and his fat palm was as fast as the wind and grabbed Xie Tianyao.
"My mother, come and save poor me, a boar is going to bite me!" Xie Tianyao took a casual step to the side, dodged the pig's paw behind him impartially, and easily pushed a bucket-waisted aunt who bought tofu nearby to She Lie.
She Lie was too fierce to steady his pace, and when he saw the bucket waist aunt rushing towards him with her hands dancing, she could only innocently give the bucket waist an earth-shattering bear hug.
After all, She Lie was born in the Xiuxian family, and the strength of the fourth-layer cultivation is not comparable to ordinary people, coupled with the size of the sow who is ashamed to commit suicide when she sees it, fortunately he pressed the bucket-waisted aunt under him, not the other party pressed him under him, and even more fortunately, his mouth kissed the other party's mouth impartially and heavily.
The two stared at each other, and when the two of them reflected, She Lie directly foamed at the mouth and fainted on the body of the bucket waist aunt.
"Ah, I don't want to live, you fat pig dare to take away the first kiss that this girl has held on for forty years!" Aunt Bucket Waist, no, it should be the Bucket Waist Girl screamed, grabbed She Lie, who was pressing on her body and didn't want to get up, and threw it out, and then threw herself on the ground and cried for death.