Chapter 126: Vampire Woman Thor

Superheroes bring safety to the public, and celebrities bring entertainment and relaxation to the people, so in theory, superheroes should get more attention.

Therefore, Saul and Iron Man getting drunk in Hollywood became the headlines of the next day, and as for Amora diss Jacqueline or something, the popularity is not comparable at all.

Jacqueline still suffers from gains and losses, and even has the idea of secretly killing Amora.

NaΓ―ve, naΓ―ve.

Andy didn't have time to care about Amola and Jacqueline's tearing today, and Johnny brought the hammer to the crew at Andy's strong request.

He had been waiting early in the morning, and at nine o'clock, Johnny's Harley-Davidson rumbled, but he was still carrying a man, wearing a helmet and not seeing anyone.

"Andy! I'm finally on your set! ”

it!

Nadya!

This female vampire actually appeared during the day!

Seeing that Andy was a little stunned, Nadja explained: "Andy, I sucked Thor's blood, not only did I become stronger, but I was not afraid of the sun!" ”

Nadja's surprise is beyond words, but in Andy's eyes, it's scary!

Andy dared to record Nadya's privacy and make a documentary because these vampires mainly operate at night, and the circle is not large.

Now that Nadja has run out during the day, it is easy to be watched by the crowd who don't know the truth and expose her stuff!

Thor, a good Thor was bitten by a vampire, how can it be mixed up?

"Andy, you're not welcome to me?"

Seeing that Andy's expression was not smiling, Nadja was a little nervous, this was the first time she took the initiative to visit Andy, and she was especially afraid of disturbing Andy's work.

"Of course welcome! Just what a surprise! ”

Andy didn't look at Nadja when he spoke, but looked at Johnny with a look of resentment, knowing how "Vampire Life" came about, and bringing Nadja over, isn't it a problem.

"Nadya, I have something to tell Johnny, let Gilmour take you on a tour of the crew first, and we'll talk later."

With a gesture of his hand, Gilmour, who had been looking this way, immediately trotted over.

"Gilmour, take Nadja and be careful not to let others harass her."

Andy blinked as he spoke, and Gilmour understood.

"Okay!"

"Andy, Nadja came with me, I have no reason to stop it, and besides, it's wrong for you to make their documentary and not let them know it, I suggest you confess to Nadja."

it!

This thing seized a hammer and began to preach to Andy the Wise?

"Johnny, this is something that our bigwigs in the film and television industry are considering, watch the hammer today, don't talk about this."

Johnny shook his head and removed a beautifully shaped square hammer from his back.

Thor's hammer Myornir!

Andy's eyes lit up!

Mysterious patterns and incomprehensible words, Andy began to bang on them, without any metallic sound, and it was said that a neutron star nucleus was sealed inside.

"Andy, only those who are worthy of Thor's hammer can pick it up, don't dodge your waist."

Seeing that Andy wanted to take the hammer, Johnny began to remind, a little smug in his words.

Does Hela deserve it? It doesn't deserve it, but Hela still pinched the hammer, this kind of strength, of course, there is also a saying that Hela is the first owner of the hammer and has a curse on it.

But Andy, as a god of light who is stronger than Thor in strength, has to try.

"Bring it to you!"

Grab the Hammer of Thor, and then!

It was a little slower than the speed of free fall, and the Thor hammer fell straight down, and Andy stumbled, but fortunately let go of his hand, otherwise he really flashed his waist.

"Haha, Andy told you! You have six uncleansed, and you can't pick them up at all. ”

Andy looked unhappy and crossed his waist: "I just didn't have breakfast today!" ”

Depressed, the wish to take Thor's hammer to kill Thanos can't be realized.

"Johnny, where are you going to put Thor's hammer?"

Shrugging, "Put it in the temple, anyway, if someone steals it, Apollo can sense it, and I'm not afraid of losing it." ”

Andy can only sense the fanatics now, and the things in the temple are not in place, but it also reminds him that he can add this point later, and he can see the place where there is a statue of his god.

Change the plot in a while!

"It's not safe to put it in the temple, if Sol comes again, Apollo may not arrive in time, it is recommended that you use the hammer as a pillow when you sleep."

If Thor had known that the hammer had been left unattended in the temple, he would have stolen it!

"Hehe, Andy, if Thor sincerely confesses to King Jizo, I will return the hammer to him."

Dizzy!

Why do you want to return this kind of good thing, it's useless to Thor.

Calculating the timeline, Saul experienced two plots of the return of the Reality Gem and Hela before the Avengers III, and now Jane Foster is not going to London, and the Reality Gem has nothing to do with him, in addition, the hammer in the Hela plot was also pinched and exploded by Hela.

If you put it here, you can still keep this artifact intact, and as for Thor, it makes sense to go to the dwarves to get the storm tomahawk as soon as possible.

"Johnny, it's not me saying that you're just devout to King Jizo, that's fine, but you haven't fully understood the karma that Buddhism stresses."

When Johnny heard that Andy was going to talk about Buddhism, he instantly became clever, "Andy, wait a minute! ”

Johnny immediately trotted to move Andy's chair!

Every time I hear Andy talk about Buddha, he will be inspired, otherwise he will not get stronger and stronger without much fighting, so be sure to move a small bench to listen to it.

Andy sat down, clasped his hands together before speaking, and made a stance.

"Johnny, a murderer who kills someone and kills someone is imprisoned forever, it's karma, but it's just karma in its simplest form."

"A owes B $50,000 and hasn't paid it back, and even threatens B, once A was killed by C, C was wanted, B reported C and got $60,000, which is equivalent to the principal and interest A owes B to be repaid with his life, which is also karma, but this is still simple karma."

"To give another complicated example, when a certain world was just born, there was a red cloud that became a spirit, and he listened to a lecture from the Lord of the World, and the Lord of the World set seven seats to achieve the supreme god, and he humbly gave it to one of the Buddhas, Zhun Ti Buddha, but a big demon turned into a bird of prey was affected by him and bombarded down, and then the big demon killed him, but Zhun Ti Buddha did not help for some reason.

After 10,000 years, the soul of Hongyun after his death was finally reincarnated and defected to a great god who had just risen, and the great god wanted to compete for the position of the last supreme god, and naturally clashed with traditional forces, although Hongyun reincarnated did not know his own background, but he was born to hate Western religion.

In a great war, he got a treasure of the Western Sect and killed thousands of gods and Buddhas in the Western Sect except for the sect leader, and the Zhun Ti Buddha naturally wanted to destroy him, but the people he followed became the supreme god and had a huge power, and the Zhun Ti Buddha had no choice but to knock the wooden fish alone.

Cause and effect plus 10,000 years of interest, all retribution to Western teaching, do you say that this cause and effect is not very powerful? Even the Buddha can't escape! ”

This is the first time Andy has told Johnny a negative story about the Buddha, and although Johnny was shocked, he was still a little skeptical: "Andy, why haven't I seen such a big incident in the Buddhist scriptures?" You didn't make it up, did you? ”

Of course, it wasn't made up by Andy, and Andy, the copyright of Shenji's "Buddha", was not easy to grab.

"Of course not! Many people in the Dragon Kingdom know about this deed, you know, my Buddha's wisdom and enlightenment can pass through the void of the universe, and this history is the story of what happened in other universes. ”

Johnny's face was very ugly, he didn't expect the Buddha to be able to encounter this kind of thing.

"But what does it have to do with the hammer?"

"I'm dizzy! Why don't you understand it yet! ”

Andy looked at him with idiot eyes.

"It is a great sin to be arrogant and insult the king of Jizo! Fortunately, Thor lost the hammer to you, and you are the spokesperson of the Jizo King of this world, even if the cause and effect are repaid, if you return the hammer to him, there will be a greater disaster waiting for him later, maybe someone will gouge out his eyes, his parents will be killed, and his brother will be pinched to death, you must take this hammer well, this is to help Thor! ”

When it came to the end, Andy almost drank.

Johnny's eyes revealed shock, the kind of shock that he couldn't understand whether it was true or false, but still felt enlightened!

"Andy, you've woken me up again! I'll keep this hammer for Thor! ”

Flickering successfully, Andy nodded with satisfaction: "Johnny, although you are not smart, you are willing to learn, and you are still very Buddhaly, come on!" ”

Andy made a fist-clenching gesture to Johnny, but halfway through the gesture he was afraid of breaking the atmosphere, so he changed it to clasping his hands halfway.

Johnny also folded his hands reverently and said, "Amitabha, thank you Andy, for once again solving my doubts." ”

Andy nodded in satisfaction, and was about to continue to pretend to say a few words, when suddenly the door of the dressing room in the distance was pushed open, and Nadya's shrill scream came from inside.

"Voyeur!"

"Dead pervert!"

"Damn Andy!"

Time goes back a few minutes ago.

Nadja was led around by Gilmour, she didn't expect everyone in the crew to be enthusiastic about her, everyone could call her name, either to take a photo or sign an autograph, very happy, because of the slightly retro dress and the tone of her speech, she was not particularly popular when she went out at night before, and she has always had prejudices about human society, and today she really feels warm.

"Gilmour, am I too pretty? People here like me so much. ”

Gilmour pushed away the gaffer who wanted to sign an autograph, and said, "As the eldest and second eldest of the crew, Andy and I often mention you, and the crew naturally knows about you, so that's it." ”

Well, so that's the case, it seems that Andy is not without feelings for her, and she has to thank Andy for a while, it's been hundreds of years, and she has never thanked a man during the day.

"Do they know who we are?"

"Of course not, Andy just said you were a warm neighbor."

I did be enthusiastic once, hehe, Nadja actually blushed, which is almost impossible for a vampire, and can only be explained by the influence of Thor's blood.

"Wow, Nadya! See you at last! ”

A beautiful-looking woman in a beautiful costume came out of the dressing room and called out Nadya's name.

"My name is Liv Taylor, and it's a pleasure to meet you."

Liv stretched out her hand to shake Nadja's hand, Liv's wrist was so big that Gilmour didn't dare to stop her, so she shook Nadja's hand smoothly.

Nadja shook hands and smiled, "You also heard about me from Andy?" ”

"Is this still introduced by Andy? You are a star, I have watched "Vampire Life", and I have to say that you act very naturally, better than many first-line actors. ”

Liv is half truthful and half complimentary, but to Nadya's ears it is like a bomb.

"What 'Vampire Life'?"

Liv was stunned, the heroine of "Vampire Life" actually said that she didn't know about "Vampire Life"?

"Liv, don't talk nonsense, I'll take Nadja to Andy."

Gilmour was about to pull Nadja away as he spoke, but Liv's words just now were too shocking, Nadja didn't move her steps at all, and Gilmour didn't pull her in an instant Van Helsing's blood rioted and wanted to kill her.

"This is Nadya, the family, not other vampires."

When Chubby said this, Nadja had already pulled Liv into the dressing room, and she wanted to ask everything.

Then, it was the screaming before.

There were so many people in the crew, Andy immediately rushed over and brought Naja who was about to show her fangs closer to the dressing room, and Liv Taylor was kicked out.

"Calm down, Nadya! All this can be explained! ”

Nadja threw the tablet to the ground and said angrily, "What else to explain!" What do you think of me! ”

Andy glanced at the tablet, and the picture was Nadja watching a small film alone, well, it's a real hammer.

"Nadya, it was Gilmore who did it, it was written that he was the director, and I, the producer, were hung up by him by borrowing his fame, if you want to blame him!"

Now that Gilmour can't see anyone, he must be hiding, and at this time he must frame someone who is not there, and the consequences will be said, if it doesn't work, turn the wheel.

"Andy, it looks like you really know about it! In vain I trust you so much, what do you think of me! ”

Saying that, Nadja pounced on Andy, grabbed Andy's neck, and was about to bite down!

Andy is going to beep the dog, I didn't expect Nadja to like him so much would do it to herself, hey, if she really bites it off, she will have to give her a Kato finger, the kind with fire.

"Apollo! Why! Why do this to me! Andy Wong, whom I like, turned out to be such a person! My world is going to fall apart! ”

Before he could bite down, Andy suddenly heard Nadya's inner words.

And Nadya's grip on his neck became lighter and lighter, and soon she let go completely, covering her face with her hands and began to cry bitterly.

"Apollo, I can't bite it, he's Andy who brings me supreme pleasure! There may be a last resort, but if he has a reason to comfort me, I may forgive her. ”

Okay, Nadja kept praying to Apollo at this time, and Andy could hear it clearly, is this a staging of "I Know a Woman's Heart"?

"Nadya, I don't think you believe anything I'm saying now."

Nadya said in her heart: "Apollo, let him say it, I will believe everything he says, and hug me when he finishes~"

"I'd suggest you go shopping on Beverly Avenue alone, and you'll see why I said so."

Najia said in her heart: "Apollo, he is still selling Guanzi, I am dying, let him hold me now~"

Andy is going to faint to death, what kind of believer is this, even if he needs X and has to report to God, this is blasphemy!

"Nadya, that, will it discharge if you bite Thor?"

Nadja still buried her head in her hands, but nodded lightly.

"Can you discharge electricity in your mouth? The kind of slight hemp? ”

Najia old driver, second understood, although he thought in his heart, Andy was still slightly annoyed when he said such words, woman, that's it.

"Yes~"

With the faint sound of mosquitoes, Nadja finally followed her heart.

(End of chapter)