Chapter 129: Women Are Trouble
Smiling Tony and constipated Thor, Andy took dozens of photos before choosing four suitable ones to post on Twitter.
"I didn't expect Tony Stark and Saul to be my fans, through the introduction of Black Widow Natasha, they came over and invited me to drink, but unfortunately I have to make a movie tomorrow, so I had to decline, no way I'm so dedicated."
Seeing that Andy is still posting on Moments, Tony is also a little anxious to wait.
"Andy, you should be able to guess what we're going on, right?"
Andy nodded: "Isn't it just a matter of hammers, how to say this matter, it's more complicated, let me think about it, by the way, you called before and said what did you give me?" ”
As Andy spoke, he looked at the two suitcases at Johnny's feet.
Johnny was not pretentious, and directly lifted the two suitcases under his feet and put them on the dining table, opened them and pushed them to Andy.
Andy carefully rummaged through them, and when he felt that he was almost enough, he placed the two boxes at his feet.
"This matter is actually not complicated, if you want a hammer, go to the temple to pray and repent."
Not only Thor, but Tony is green-faced, if he can put down his head to repent, why spend this money?
Isn't the face of the Prince of Asgard more important than 100 million dollars?
"Andy, think of other ways, it's better to buy it back with just money."
Andy loves money, but his money is not used to pick up girls, he has always been soaked by girls, and his money is used to make movies, but the 2013 schedule is full, and the money is completely enough.
Now I want money just to prepare for 2014, but why does Thor's hammer have to let Johnny use it for hundreds of years, how can it be taken away with dollars?
"It's not like there's no other way to do this, I talked to Johnny when he came to the set today, he doesn't actually have to ask for this hammer, but he and Apollo have to do a big thing, they need this weapon, and when he finishes it, I can help you come back."
Thor: "They're going to eliminate Thanos?" ”
It's very smart, in fact, it's not just to destroy Thanos, but also Steppenwolf Darkseid and the like.
"I don't remember the name, anyway, what kind of interstellar warlord it is, I can give you a packing ticket, as long as they run out of hammers, I can get it back."
"It's been too long! Mjölnir can only play the best role in my hands, as for Thanos and the like, Apollo is too nervous about him, as long as Mjölnir gives it back to me, I can lead the Asgardian legion to destroy them. ”
Andy was speechless, Thanos is so easy to fight, it is impossible to wander around for so many years, and he is getting stronger and stronger.
"Thor, although I am your admirer, I can't talk about this kind of big thing on Apollo's side at all, just like I care about movies, Apollo is also very concerned about this kind of thing, if you rashly interrupt his plan, the consequences will be very serious."
"Let me give you an example, do you know why Apollo had to kill Satana?"
"Because of Satana's death, he actually attracted the extraterritorial demon Dormammu to attack the earth, which violated Apollo's bottom line, so when he killed Satana, anyone who blocked him would be eliminated by him, such as that Harry Osborne, who died to block Apollo, of course Apollo would not show mercy, if he didn't succeed in killing Satana, Apollo would find someone to settle accounts afterwards, Harry Osborne, and you Tony, will be liquidated."
"He's got a big temper!"
Tony suddenly realized that Apollo flew thousands of miles to kill Satana and had this kind of secret, and Apollo had a big temper, he realized a little, and after encountering it today, he actually stood directly on the wing of his plane to threaten.
"But against Thanos, you don't have to use my Mjölnir, there are many other weapons, if he is interested, I can lend him the Ice Box of the Frost Giant for a few years."
Ice Box?
Good things, if used well, can freeze the entire earth, however, Andy suspects that Thor is diverting the contradiction, if the Ice Box reaches this side, the Frost Giant will definitely be able to surround this side.
"That's a good proposal, it's really possible, if there are any other treasures, give me a list, so that I can discuss it with Johnny and them when the time comes."
As soon as Sol heard that there was a play, he directly sold Odin's treasury.
"Ok, remember, Wizard's Eye, Eternal Fire, Ancient Winter Coffin, Destroyer, Infinity Gauntlet, Infinity Rubik's Cube, Tile of Life."
Good fellow, Thor has revealed all the details of Odin's treasury.
And this one piece is all good, except for the wizard's eye Andy has never heard of, especially the Infinite Rubik's Cube Life Card, which is much more valuable than Thor's hammer.
The Infinity Cube is a space gem, and the Plate of Life is said to allow people to continue to evolve to the highest form if thoroughly studied.
"There are so many things, I guess it's hard for them to choose, I'll just point out two for them, that Cosmic Rubik's Cube and Life Card sound smooth, or just these two, right?"
Thor refused without thinking about it: "These two things are not good, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube has just returned to Asgard and is under Odin's care, and the card of life has the secret of the World Tree, and it is guarded by the witches, and it can't be taken out." ”
Andy was stunned: "Why are you putting it on the table if you can't take it out?" ”
Thor also seemed innocent: "Don't you just need a list?" ”
"The Eternal Flame?"
"This is the artifact of the Fire Giants, and it is the key to Asgard's victory over Ragnarok, and it can't be taken out."
"The Destroyer?"
"This is an important force to protect Asgard, and it can't be borrowed."
Andy's face was so dark that he sank: "Thor, I really want to help you, but I can't use anything, you make me very melancholy~"
Thor also knew that his list was suspected of being a trick, and he said: "I just say this to mean that I have a lot of Asgardian treasures, but each of them is useful, in fact, Apollo or Ghost Rider can talk about whichever one he likes." ”
"For example, to help us deal with the Frost Giants, the Ice Box and the Ancient Winter Coffin are useless, you can send them, help us solve Surtr, the Eternal Flame can send you, deal with the Dark Elves, and the Destroyer will send you, anyway, it's easy to say."
I'm dizzy!
Saul's thick eyebrows and big eyes even reversed Andy!
Are these three forces easy to do? Odin has never done it in his life, even if Andy gets the Infinity Gauntlet in the later stage, using the Infinity Gauntlet to obliterate a race to obtain an artifact is a very merit ruin, it is too cost-effective.
"Thor, you still don't know Apollo, he thinks he needs to do it for you without pay, if you think you shouldn't do it, even if you give Asgard to him, it's useless."
"When you finish dealing with Thanos, you can invite him to Asgard for a walk, if you have any difficulties, the organization will try to help you solve them."
Apollo was so responsible?
Thor and Tony thought about it, Apollo didn't have any power struggle when he appeared, it was to fight the demon and prevent Thanos, which seemed to be the case.
"So, Thor, if you really want to ask Apollo for help, you have to show some sincerity now, and send me the treasure that I can get my hands on, and I will bring the hammer back to you, and maybe I can persuade Apollo to go to Asgard."
Tony poked Thor: "Listen to Andy, just find a piece to come out, what it means." ”
Andy nodded secretly, with Tony's pouting, Thor's hot head is very likely to agree, as long as he takes out a treasure, Andy will be greedy first, and then drag on for a few years to return the hammer to him, which is not a breach of contract.
"The Infinity Gauntlet and the Wizard's Eye aren't of much use, I'll go back and see which one I can take, Andy, and hopefully you'll keep your promise when the time comes."
The Infinity Gauntlet is a waste without gems, he hadn't heard of the Wizard's Eye, but it was better than nothing.
"Don't worry, I'm famous for taking money!"
As Andy spoke, he counted the money with his hand, and Tony understood in seconds, and a check with Tony's face printed on it was handed to Andy.
"Andy, then deal?"
Looking at the string of numbers, Andy really wanted to take it immediately, but he still fixed his claws with concentration and showed an unfathomable smile.
"Hehe, it's not enough."
The crew of "Apollo" is all boiling!
The last shot of this drama was filmed yesterday, and now there is only the post-production left, but I didn't expect everyone to receive a temporary notice that Iron Man and Tony Stark actually came to make cameos and wanted to shoot an easter egg.
Although it's just a shot, who still has this face in the whole of Hollywood?
Even if the filming location is changed to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, they all come to watch, of course, not only the crew, but also a large number of people around, each holding a mobile phone, and many self-media people also gathered here.
In order to warm up for the second season of "Apollo", Andy has asked Slade to send messages to many tabloid reporters, and that's it.
"Andy, I didn't expect you to know these two, I said earlier, do you still need to hype you and Liv?"
Slade, who was looking at the camera, said casually, Andy didn't react, but Liv Taylor next to her had a change in face, she had done a lot of maintenance and beauty in advance for this hype, and she also bought expensive clothes, just waiting to be more beautiful when she pretended to be secretly photographed.
Slade said this to make her feel like "the old lady is in all the underwear, you said you just got circumcised".
"The hype is still going to be hype, I'll go to the hotel with Liv tomorrow, remember to find a few more paparazzi."
Liv finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Andy was still reliable
Andy didn't see the change in her expression, but Jacqueline next to her saw it clearly, and secretly made up her mind that she must keep an eye on the two people.
"Andy, I think I'm a star now, and I should be invited for the third season of Apollo."
Nadja also came to watch, she has been in Hollywood for the past two days, and the praise of fans made her float, and she even began to ask Andy for a role.
"Welcome, Nadya!"
Out of compensation, Andy couldn't help but agree.
"In that case, my agent will talk to you about the salary later."
Andy was stunned: "Nadya, you have an agent so soon?" Who? ”
Nadja pointed to Gilmour, who looked embarrassed, "Just him, with him, I won't be fooled by you again." ”
Well, the little fat man is the agent, and Najia can't lose anything.
“action!”
Slade takes the camera himself, and Gilmour shouts to start.
Andy walked in a crisp suit with glassless frames, full of confidence and ease, and passed an ice cream truck and Andy stopped.
"A serving of strawberry ice cream."
"$9.9, thank you."
Andy had just handed over the money and approached alone.
"Again, strawberry, thank you!"
Tony, who was wearing sunglasses, also walked into the camera.
"I'm sorry, sir, only the last strawberry flavor is left."
Andy shrugged at Tony, "Sorry, you're so unlucky. ”
"Sir, let's discuss, I'm willing to buy this strawberry ice cream for $100."
Andy didn't even look at him, and directly: "No."
"$1,000."
“No.”
"100,000 dollars."
“No.”
Tony took off his sunglasses, "Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Tony Stark, the Iron Man is me, I just saved New York, if you think what I did makes sense to you, then should this ice cream be given to me?" ”
Andy hehe: "Tony, of course I recognize you, but I recently blew up my girlfriend's lab, she's a doctor, you know, a female doctor is hard to coax, but it just so happens that she likes strawberry ice cream, offending Iron Man or offending his girlfriend, of course I choose to offend Iron Man." ”
Tony showed a sudden expression, "Well, women are more troublesome than aliens, but I am determined to get this ice cream, because Pepper also eats ice cream." ”
Tony turns to the spirit sister:
"I bought this ice cream truck for 100,000 dollars, if it's OK, I'll sign the check now.
Spirit sister: "Oh my God, I can't make so much money in a year!" I'm willing to sell! ”
Tony signed a check and handed it to his little sister and turned to look at Andy triumphantly, how could Andy get used to him and press his hand on the ice cream truck.
"I've already collected the money, you and I have established an agreement to buy and sell ice cream first, please give me my strawberry ice cream before giving the ice cream truck to Tony."
"This"
The spirit sister looked at Andy embarrassed, and Tony was helpless.
"Sir, please do me a favor, and you will have Stark's friendship."
Andy: "No. ”
Tony looked Andy up and down, "You'd better be a superhero, or I'll feel like the world is running a different game." ”
"Apollo!"
Thor's loud voice rang out, and the creature jumped into the camera and was about to hug Andy with his hands outstretched.
"Apollo, I haven't seen you in years!"
Andy didn't seem to like this, but just reached out and embarrassed the enthusiastic Thor, changing the hug for a handshake.
"Thor, I heard that your brother Loki was making trouble in the New York War?"
Thor said embarrassedly: "Uh, Apollo, don't talk about this, we haven't seen each other since the last time the gods were in the temple, it must be more than four hundred years, right?" Still fighting with Ares? What happened to Heraclas? ”
“Hold on! Thor, you're telling me that this guy in front of you is Apollo, the god of light? ”
Tony looked at the two in disbelief, shocked.
"Yes, Tony! I'm afraid I can't go to Stark Tower with you today to help Pepper celebrate her birthday, I have to have a good chat with my dude Apollo, how about Apollo, find a bar? ”
Andy: "Okay, Thor, but I'm going home by nine o'clock in the evening, or my girlfriend will be angry." ”
"No problem!"
Tony spread his hand, took out his phone from his pocket and dialed it: "Hani, I'm sorry, I'll go back later, Sol has something to do here, I have to help him." ”
Hanging up the phone, Tony raised an eyebrow: "Add me one?" ”
"Click! It's over! ”
(End of chapter)