Chapter 135 Gobi brand wolfberry puree

"To be honest, when I first started watching the style, I really couldn't believe that it came from Andy Yellow, hasn't Andy Yellow already been whitewashed from the Holy Valley to make a big drama? would do such a shoddy Texas country magic drama, but after watching it for a while, I realized that I was wrong, this drama actually made me give birth to a kind of original drama that can still do this! This style is definitely an advanced version of "Vampire Life", Andy Wong is out of Episode 2 soon! ”

"A fallen magic genius who imagines being targeted by the whole world, encounters a demon god who is so downtrod that he sleeps with him, I have a hunch that my laughter will be beaten to pieces, and I am really looking forward to the next story!"

"A shoddy short drama, no wonder Andy Huang played this short film for free, it doesn't feel like a blockbuster at all, give a bad review!"

"Really, I think there are some things that can't be predicted, I didn't expect a fantasy drama to be filmed like this, I couldn't help laughing when I lived in "Vampire" before, and now "Arcane Mania" is here, is Andy Wong ready to carry forward the earthy funny fantasy stream?"

Before 6 o'clock in the evening, it has been played more than 300,000 times, and there are more than 20,000 comments below, and there are countless barrages, and the overall evaluation is very good, for a new short drama, it is an absolute good start!

Andy and Gilmour are both relieved, and the most excited is Najia, she also registered a YouTube account, and replied to words like "Thank you good people for a safe life" under every comment that praised her, and she was crazy under the bad reviews, and she was blocked by the system for many words.

However, most of the reviews focused on the comedic effect of the show, and no one mentioned witchcraft or arcane arts.

So, I'm going to make up for this one tonight!

Hollywood, Bailey Studios, Andy, Bailey, and Gilmour.

Belle clicks on the play, and the screen begins.

Andy was sitting on the ground beside the river, and Nadja stroked his head on his forehead.

The surrounding river flows slowly and unremarkably.

"Andy, welcome the Arcane World!"

Nadya's words fell, the picture changed instantly, in the darkness, a red light flashed like lightning, and then the darkness slowly faded to the surroundings, and countless air masses of various colors appeared.

Earth, water, wind, fire, thunder, light, frost, light and darkness and other terrifying scenes, colliding and tearing each other, produce all kinds of messy things.

Nebulae are the most, and there are still some things that are slowly developing, and slowly developing things have become all kinds of messy things.

There are those who look like lions but have nine tails, there are those who look like apes but have a sword with a stabbing tail, and there are cows with only one leg, and women with leopard tails and tiger teeth and are good at roaring.

Of course, there are more humanoid creatures, but there are more heads, hands and feet here or less, and there are many that look like plants, and there are more ugly ones, countless tentacles with tentacles, and things with eyes piled together, which makes people want to vomit too much.

The picture continues to zoom in, and a blue planet appears, and the human beings on the planet continue to multiply under the gaze of various demon gods, giving birth to countless civilizations, and then the demon gods begin to cast their own powers, and these forces slowly converge into a network.

The humans connected to these networks are starting to get stronger.

The Wizard Age has arrived!

The screen stops.

"In three minutes in total, your requirements have basically been completed, take a look, I'll send it to you if it's OK."

Gilmour spoke first: "These demon gods look weird, what about the Cthulhu cows I know, but the multi-tailed lion and one-legged cow?" And by the beast woman, I haven't heard of any myths about this. ”

These are from the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", of course the little fat man has never seen it, and Andy is also a cultural export when he puts it here.

"Gilmour, read more books, these are the ancient demon gods that have been properly recorded."

"Belle, these are all right, but I have two requests."

"One is that when the universe explodes, all kinds of physical formulas are put into the picture, similar to "The Big Bang Theory", but pay attention to the picture not to infringe."

"In addition, when the earth appears, add a background picture, and there is a person standing in the sun, just according to my Apollo image, anyway, let the audience know that it is me at a glance."

These are all pieces of cake for Belle.

"No problem, but Andy, the cost of this three-minute screen is already two million dollars, and I have to pay for it as soon as possible, and the additional conditions have to be done."

For Andy, two million is a hair, but the attached conditions are a bit difficult for him, he has already owed Bai Lei twelve times, he has been really busy recently, and he has no time to turn Bai Lei every day.

Let's see the stitches.

"Don't worry, let's have a good chat when we eat."

Gilmour was depressed.

At noon, I was going to have a working meal with Andy, but Andy and Belley, the dog man and woman, slammed the door shut and left him behind!

The snapping noise was too loud.

He had to find a casual restaurant to eat alone.

Coke, fries, a single-layer beef burger, all for $19!

Andy had already settled his salary for "Vampire Life", and he received more than $1.3 million after filing taxes, but he still spent it very sparingly, because his Beth wanted to buy a house in Beverly Hills to better enter Hollywood.

How could he afford to buy a house there, and the cheap apartments cost more than three million dollars, so he became a little fat saver.

"Hello, is it Director Gilmour?"

Gilmour looked up to see a man with shiny brushed hair and near-sighted glasses in a high-end suit looking down at him respectfully.

"You are?"

In the face of this kind of elite man at first glance, Gilmour is still a little restrained.

"It's really you! I'm Merson of Keshu Advertising Company, our company specializes in helping the crew to advertise and attract investment, with 5A qualification, I saw your "Arcane Mania" broadcast for free yesterday, has the investment promotion been completed? ”

As soon as he heard that it was an advertisement that sold for money, Gilmour was warm, and he was afraid that he would not be able to sell it for money, and this drama became a proper vulgar short drama.

"Sit down?"

Merson nodded and pulled out his chair, sat down and handed the business card to Gilmour with both hands.

Although Gilmour was excited that his status was so high unconsciously, he still reached out and took the other party's business card casually.

"Director of Investment? So how did you know I was eating here? ”

Gilmour had imagined that the gang was quietly following them in order to defend themselves.

"Hehe, there are a lot of directors and producers here in Hollywood, like us, who are like scouts, squatting and cruising here, as long as we see that it is the producer or director of the database, we will take the initiative to contact."

Well, I see, Gilmour is a little disappointed.

"So, tell me about your plan?"

Merson nodded and said, "I watched the first episode, and I feel that your drama is very close to life, so there are a lot of advertisements that can attract investment, but you must choose the most profitable one."

For example, in pharmaceuticals and private hospitals, these customers cost more than $100,000 per episode of a soft advertisement, and if you give hospitals or drugs in the background, the cost of a picture will be $100,000.

Of course, this has something to do with the number of views, if you have more than one million views per episode, you can ask for more money, and conservatively you have to pay 500,000 US dollars per episode."

Merson was still talking, not noticing that Gilmour's eyes had changed.

He hates these bad hospitals!

Last month, in order to calm Beth, who had seen all kinds of famous scenes, he decided to improve his quality, so he searched for "how to get bigger" and popped up a website called "Great Male Specialist Hospital".

He went quietly the next day, and then was taken into the consultation room of the beautiful doctor by the beautiful woman at the front desk.

The beautiful doctor is very kind and does not shy away from all kinds of problems, so that he should not be nervous and make him feel good.

Shy and nervous and having a good impression of the beautiful doctor, he signed the agreement without looking at it much, and after swiping the card and paying 99,000 US dollars, the beautiful doctor gave him a pill.

The other party immediately changed his face and told him coldly that he could leave after the treatment was over.

Confused, he was taken out by the security guards, and in a daze, he saw an advertisement in the window advertiser of the pharmacy next door that he had just taken a small pill, which only cost $9.9.

In an instant, his young heart was broken, and he covered his face and cried all the way home.

Since then, he has vowed to be at odds with these private hospitals, and he is very disgusted with search engines.

"Merson, I just remembered that I was paid a fixed salary, and it didn't do me any good."

Merson, who was talking eloquently, was interrupted by Gilmour, and after being stunned for a moment, he smiled and said, "So, can you introduce the producer to me?" Our company has a policy that as long as the project is negotiated, 10% will be given to the introducer. ”

"I want 15%."

Gilmour was surprised as soon as he said it, is this still himself?

Want rebates are so silky?

"I changed my mind, at least 20 percent, and now only I can influence Andy Wong."

It's better to have more points, it's important to buy a house for your girlfriend.

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Andy returned to the Sacred Valley Villa to start filming the rest of the second episode of "Arcane Mania".

It's still the aftermath of the river.

"Rita, so arcane is the power used by your gods and demons, and humans only borrow your power to derive witchcraft?"

Nadya nodded: "Yes! How's that, let's get excited! ”

"Nope! Cultivating arcane arts must be troublesome, I just want to be a beautiful man quietly! ”

Najia was stunned: "With me, if you find the source of power, you will be able to cultivate arcane arts, and from then on you will ascend to the sky in one step, Huo Huo's entire Camellia Academy is fine, don't you think about it?" ”

Andy scoffed: "I have a good way of doing things, do good things to the right people, and follow the right people is still ahead, you demon god himself is dying, don't want to be angry, why should I follow you?" ”

Nadja said angrily: "I am the great succubus queen Rita, as long as I am given time, I will return to my kingdom of God sooner or later!" ”

"Then you find someone else to go back to the top, I really have something to do, the Oli family wants to hunt me down, I have to run away, by the way, do you have any teleportation scrolls on you, give me one."

Saying that, Andy is going to get started.

Then, Nadja directly closed her eyes and straightened her chest, Andy was stunned, and stopped halfway with her hand.

"Click! Nadya, wrong! You're going to resist! ”

Gilmour shouted, and Nadja opened her eyes and looked at Gilmour dissatisfied.

"Can't I change the play temporarily? This is what I should be qualified for as a coffee position. ”

Gilmour scratched his head and looked at Andy, who spread his hands: "Okay, the habit of succubi also makes sense. ”

"Okay, do it all over again."

It was completely captured by the camera.

"Dizzy, nothing, you demon god, I'm leaving."

"Andy, don't leave me, I'm about to dissipate~"

Andy ignored it.

"I don't want you to help me get revenge, just provide the arcane to keep me alive."

Continue to ignore it.

"Andy, this is my bottom line, I can sign a master-servant contract with you!"

Andy immediately trotted back: "You said it! In the future, you are not allowed to do anything without my orders, you can only stay in the ring, and I will summon you at any time. ”

It's over.

In the next act, look for the first source.

Andy found a swimming pool near his house, Beth was swimming in it, Andy was lying in the grass to observe, and Nadja was lying next to her.

"Rita, are you sure? Is this really the place where the Child of the Sun fell? This is the Ori family, and if I find out, I'll be finished. ”

Nadja nodded affirmatively, "Do you know why I'm around?" It's because when you fall, you have to get the origin replenishment, and you follow the feeling, there is no hot spring here, but the swimming pool of the Ori family is naturally hot, just because there is the origin of the child of the sun below. ”

So, Andy slid into the pool like a catfish.

After a while, the pool began to bubble, and here is the effect of using an oxygenator.

"What's going on!"

Beth began to look around, then saw the dark shadow below the pool and let out a scream.

With a quick spell in his mouth, he reached out and pointed at it, and a stream of water gushed out and brought out Andy.

"Andy Wong! How dare you come! I'll kill you! ”

In desperation, Andy threw Beth down, and then the water began to ripple ~~~~~.

"Click, it's over!"

Gilmour was worried that Beth would be taken advantage of, so he hurriedly shouted, but the sound spread underwater, how could it be heard?

It's still rippling underneath~~~

Just as Gilmour was about to jump, Andy's head popped out, and with a flick of his hand, he swam up.

The battle was really fierce just now, and it was supposed to be a pump below to stir up the water flow, and the two of them just made a show in the water.

It's true, it's not a Sacred Valley film, Gilmour is still there.

After Gilmour shushed at Beth for a long time, the props were ready.

"Beta, what is written on this is the Gobi brand wolfberry puree of the Dragon Kingdom, and the Son of the Sun will become an aphrodisiac drink?"

Andy was dragging a bottle of wolfberry puree in his hand, his face was full of incredulity, and when the camera zoomed in, he found that Andy's head was still printed on the bottle.

This Gobi brand is the one that illegally used Andy's portrait rights before, Andy didn't sue him, this time the other party spent a million dollars to find the crew to do soft broadcasting, so that's it.

Nadya nodded, "That's it!" The origin of the demon god will be manifested, and everything will be changed, so I won't become a ring? ”

Andy unscrewed the cap and poured it down, and he and Nadja turned their faces to the camera at the same time, revealing a standard smile.

"Goji berry puree, look for the Gobi brand~"

"Click, it's over! Prepare for the next one* Burn Yourself! ”

(End of chapter)