Chapter 165: Johnny's Paradise
The nickname "geology is not really a science" is Xie Er's mantra, and this guy may also be a fan of physics.
"Andy, I'm also very interested in physics, so I specially debunked you as a fake physics master for netizens, do you dare to accept my questions?"
The first sentence was full of gunpowder, and the host Janice looked at Andy worriedly, she naturally thought that Andy was bragging, and if Andy couldn't get off the stage, it would be troublesome.
"This netizen, I am also very interested in physics, can you discuss it with me? I still wonder if the earth is square and not round. ”
Janice's interjection directly provoked a large number of barrages, all of which were mockery, but also made the atmosphere of the scene relaxed.
"Moderator, please don't bother me to discuss serious scientific issues with this big star who claims to want to be a doctor of physics, but your behavior also makes me realize that there are people who are more idiots than geologists."
Good guy, Janice was choked directly until her face was red and her neck was thick, and she wanted to be rough.
"Janice, don't be impatient, I believe that this netizen who is very bad at geology really wants to discuss physics, we still have time, I am really willing to try, please ask!"
Geology sucks: "What do you think electrons on atoms are?" ”
Hey? Andy had just read a paper on the nature of electrons.
"According to classical physics, electrons are particles with very small negatively charged masses, and I remember reaching the minus thirty-first square of ten."
Geology sucks: "Do you think this data is accurate?" ”
"This has been observed and calculated by scientists, but I don't think that with our current measurement methods, we can't measure the mass of a substance of this level, and even the classical way of calculating weight may not be able to be applied to the quantum realm."
Geology sucks: "So, do you think electrons have weight?" ”
Keeping in the air, it seems that we have to show our opinions.
"Hehe, this netizen, you may not understand what I said, the weight calculation method I said cannot be applied to the quantum realm In other words, there is no concept of mass in the quantum realm.
Moreover, I prefer that electrons are just a way of energy in the three-dimensional world, such as the valence state of iron, there are o valence, positive 2, positive 3, but in fact, the most common iron oxide iron has a valence state between 23, and some people have proposed that it is caused by iron coordination sharing electrons.
This statement is explained to a certain extent, but the theory of electron coordination is a theory of extrapolation, and many problems cannot be explained, assuming that we will return to the essence, the transition of electrons is often seen as a manifestation of energy transfer.
Let's be straightforward, electrons are the embodiment of energy in the three-dimensional world, and electrons are energy! Even protons and neutrons are energy! ”
After saying this, Andy thought that everyone would be so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths, but!
Janice looked confused, Jacqueline looked at Andy and smirked, only Liv gave encouraging looks, and the screen was even more chaotic.
"Andy Yellowback, these must be very hard! But it seems that the wrong source has been found, and this style is a civil science as soon as it sounds. ”
"Andy's entry into Hollywood from the Sacred Valley is really inspirational, but he wants to be a scientist, which is really beyond his means!"
"So we're all energy, huh? Why can you make a lot of money as a star with your energy, and I can only stay at home and drink Coke with this energy? You're still more energetic than me? ”
"Andy, listen to my brother's advice, you can't grasp science, let's make art films!"
How can I say this, modern science is a more reasonable way to understand the world than ancient theology, but has it come to an end?
Not necessarily!
Andy has always insisted that the world is a circle, that one truth replaces another, and that the new truth must be simpler and more efficient.
How did Dr. Manhattan break through the three-dimensional world in one fell swoop?
It can't be because he is a supercomputer who has put together countless theories, but at that moment he understands the nature of the world, and thus sublimates it.
At this moment, at the scene, don't look at everyone's reactions, they all think that Andy is engaged in civil science, but the guy "geology is pseudoscience" is a little silent.
"Still have questions? We are in the entertainment live broadcast room today, and the popular science time is very effective. ”
Andy has a guess about the identity of this guy, but he can't find fault with it.
"Andy, do you really want to do a PhD?"
The other party's words this time were not provocative, and they were very calm.
"Yes! And I didn't do it as a sponsor, I had to have a full scholarship to go. ”
After Andy finished speaking, Janice laughed: "Andy, you are so humorous! If you study Citigroup history, community college graduates can apply for a general scholarship for a Ph.D. in physics! You will surely become a wonder in the history of education! ”
"No, Andy is by no means a wonder, he is a genius! Andy, pay attention to check your email. ”
After saying that, "geology is pseudoscience" this guy hung up the line directly.
"Okay, let's go through such an interesting scientist-versus-scientist dialogue episode, let's get back to the topic of Apollo 2, Jacqueline, do you mind if I ask you a sensitive question?"
Jacqueline motioned for Janice to continue asking, and Janice looked at Andy and Liv, paused and asked, "Isn't it awkward for you to film with Andy Liv?" ”
"Excuse me, I'll interject."
Liv scrambled to speak: "I broke up with Andy, peacefully apart. ”
"What!"
Janice was surprised and almost fell out of her position, is this really fake? Andy didn't tell him in advance!
The YouTube entertainment live broadcast room exploded!
Three movie stars are in a crew, first the male protagonist got along with one of them, then broke up, got along with the other, and now the other one also broke up.
Isn't this the plot of "Apollo"!
Are these three people messing around?
Anyway, the topic came up slowly, and the number of people online in the YouTube Entertainment live broadcast room reached more than 600,000 before it was closed, and Andy's goal was finally achieved.
However, Liv's mood is really bad, and she doesn't want Andy to send it when she goes back.
And Jacqueline, who should have been happy, seemed to have been greatly affected, and after greeting Andy, she flew back, and she was not afraid of being seen.
Andy drove home alone, and received a call from Mark, the director of The Big Bang Theory.
"Andy, you have violated the agreement, as a resident guest of this show, you are not allowed to make any physical opinions without the authorization of the crew, which is a disservice to our show!"
Well, this thing has even come to ask.
"I only looked at the schedule and salary in the agreement, and I didn't pay attention to the rest, but my views are very advanced, and there is also a certain theoretical support, which is more scientific than string theory, and will not have any bad impact on the crew."
Mark: "Andy, you're wrong, you still don't understand the audience of "The Big Bang Theory", there are some theories that can be said in the play, they will find it novel, but once you preach it in private, others will think you are a megalomaniac!"
And your image in the play is a genius who can make Sheldon deflated, and if you do it now, investors will be unhappy, and your role will be greatly affected. ”
That's right, but it's all based on Andy's nonsense.
"What if my point of view proves to be justified?"
Mark: "How?" Which expert will endorse you? Andy, you're really underestimating the impact of this incident! It is even possible to terminate the contract with you directly! ”
Hanging up the phone, Andy shook his head, the Big Bang Theory cut scenes was a big loss for him, if he followed this drama normally, the knowledge would definitely be enough to be 100% god-level, and it would be possible to even break through the god-level.
However, he was in a normal mood tonight, and he was too lazy to talk, so let's wait for the later papers to be completed.
When I got home, Andy had time to check my mailbox.
"Hello Mr. Andy Huang, I have carefully read your paper and your supplementary calculations for my paper, I am surprised and even jealous until now, first of all, I will recommend your paper to the editorial board of the sub-journal of Nature Physics, and secondly, I solemnly invite you to come to Caltech, we will meet and talk, if it is appropriate, you can consider studying for my Ph.D.
from Ciro. Prof. Keith, Department of Physics, California Institute of Technology. ”
goodie!
Although he has long known that it is okay to publish a paper and study for a doctorate with his physics knowledge, Andy is still very relieved to be recognized by a big man in the field so quickly.
After replying to his spare schedule in the email, he turned off his computer, summoned Illidan, and after stopping at Anu Hell, he arrived at the Martial Arts Hall at the base of the Sky Eye Bureau, where Ophelia, Katana and Bullseye were.
"My god Apollo, I waited after receiving the call, now do you want to see the results?"
Thor's blood was sent yesterday, and today there is progress in the research on Ophelia's side, and important things need to be reported, and Andy came after Ophelia prayed.
"Let's just demonstrate."
Ophelia nodded at the katana, and the katana shouted, "Come out!" ”
In an instant, four round green things rolled out from the four corners, rolled to the center of the arena, bumped into each other, and bounced off the ground, their heads, arms and legs sticking out.
All green, it turned out to be four turtles!
Finally meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the four Teenage Turtles each aim at the force measuring machine and punch it!
Bang bang!
The dynamometer shows 1.2 tons.
These four turtles can, and Captain America's arm strength is only 2 tons.
"These four turtles call themselves Leonardo da Vinci, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo, and the arm strength of the Green Goblin Elixir before they escaped was 200 kilograms, the arm strength of the Green Goblin Elixir version of the Purification Demon Serum version reached 600 kilograms, and the strength of the Protoss Blood Serum Enhanced version you provided before reached 1.2 tons."
Not bad, that's good!
Ordinary Asgardian warriors don't have such strong arm strength, but when combined with the Green Magic Potion, the power is so great.
First Andy's PhD has Xin'er, and now that the research and development of the Green Magic Potion has also achieved results, if it weren't for the need to maintain the majesty of God now, Andy would have laughed.
"Have you done a phase 3 clinical trial? Is it possible to mass-produce this booster? ”
Ophelia shook his head: "The compound potion is only experimental for them, and they will continue to iterate to produce more powerful potions, but they may need more Protoss blood, but the amount of Protoss serum is small, and the laboratory cannot replicate it for the time being." ”
Do you want to open a blood bank in Asgard to buy blood?
The blood of ordinary Asgardians is certainly far inferior to Thor's, and it may be possible to collect it with some earth-grown specialties such as Blue Island Beer.
As Andy pondered, the four Turtles picked up their weapons again, ninja knives, katanas, nunchucks, and steel forks, and then each one began to meet the projection of the bullseye.
The ordinary flying cards were blocked by the four turtles with their weapons, and then the flying knives, steel balls, and axes were all opened by the turtles, until the bullseye threw out four flying needles, and the four turtles wailed and fled in all directions.
It's quite powerful, at least the combat power of Hawkeye, if the four cooperate well, there is no pressure to defeat the American team.
"Apollo, now that I found out that Harry Osbourne was hidden by Tony Stark, did I force him to hand him over?"
Harry Osborne?
If Ophelia hadn't mentioned it, Andy would have almost forgotten about this guy.
If it had been earlier, Andy would have found an opportunity to cut down Osborne anyway, but after all this time, I remembered that this young man Andy was no longer so murderous.
It's just that Andy is a little embarrassed about Iron Man's shelter Harry Osborne.
A sense of responsibility is a good thing, but the heart of Mary really doesn't want it.
"Just keep an eye on them, if you find out that Harrios is going to die to take revenge on you, find an opportunity to snipe, and don't have a direct conflict with Stark."
These are all small things, and the most important thing now is to find a source of blood and make super soldiers in batches.
Why don't you go to Asgard and discuss this business?
The Asgardian Death Realm, unlike the previous dead silence, began to have a voice.
"Nam no Amitabha night dota gadda night dodi night him."
The Harley-Davidson motorcycle was parked, the flail was casually mounted on the motorcycle, Johnny was wearing a leather coat, wearing sunglasses, and chanting "Death Mantra" while knocking on the wooden fish.
He did not recite to Hela, but to numerous necromantic warriors.
Don't look at the fact that there is no response now, but he is chanting very vigorously, and he has to hold his throat when he recites the scriptures at home before, otherwise Andy, the "Buddha", will come over to stop him.
Now it's okay, he is alone in the entire dead space, he can recite the sutras as much as he wants, and he can recite the sutras to whomever he wants, which he didn't dare to imagine before!
This realm of death is simply his paradise!
Prepare to put all the things you have learned this year into practice, and after reciting the "Mantra of Death", you will then prepare to read the "Heart Sutra".
Asgard Golden Temple, Odin shook his head as he looked at the image of the Death Realm coming from front of him, and he brought back a magic stick.
A god king feels that the other party is a god stick, and it is ridiculous to think no matter how he thinks.
With a wave of his hand, the image shattered, and Odin looked at Thor in front of him, "Have you figured out what to do with Loki?" ”
Thor nodded: "He hasn't confessed his mistake yet, and he should continue to be imprisoned or exiled." ”
Malekis didn't do much damage to Asgard, Frigga didn't die, and Thor and Loki didn't have a chance to share the same hatred, so in order to successfully ascend to the throne of Asgard, it was nothing to sacrifice a disobedient brother.
Nothing new, but at least not a woman's kindness.
"Your king's succession ceremony can't be without cards, I'm going to invite some old friends to come over and watch the ceremony, and you also need to invite your allies, the more the better."
Thinking of the succession ceremony, Thor was slightly moved, how could he invite hundreds of superheroes to come over, this is called face!
(End of chapter)