"Sherlock Holmes: Dracula" starring Andy, Jacqueline, Aniston and Angelina, this movie has changed a lot because of Pete's withdrawal.

Angelina, as a tomb digger behind the backs of an archaeologist on the surface, found a long-standing manor in order to steal an ancient tomb, and the owner of the manor is the Duchess played by Aniston

Finally brought back to the manor by Aniston, where he met Jacqueline, Aniston's female bodyguard, Jacqueline was very conscientious and never went out of the manor, Angelina went to dig and hide in the manor tomb on the first day, and met a vampire in the tomb, the vampire was hit by several bullets and did not die, but Angelina also escaped smoothly.

The gunshots alarmed the police, Andy, a detective, was hired to investigate, and found that two maids had died in the manor, and the maids had canine tooth wounds and died of blood loss all over their bodies.

Andy discovered a lot of secrets, for example, Angelina's identity as a tomb robber, Jacqueline and Aniston have a leg, and more importantly, Andy discovered that Aniston's ancestor was very unusual, it turned out to be the legendary Van Helsing, and Jacqueline's ancestor turned out to be Dracula.

Andy ran to the church to ask the priest, and the priest found the story of the year, when Dracula ravaged Europe, in order to deal with Dracula, Van Helsing asked the son of light to come down and destroy Dracula, but according to the records, the son of light did not return to the heavenly realm, but stayed in the world, I don't know what the purpose is.

Detectives, tomb robbers, vampires, Lara, and an intricate story takes place in between

The most important plot for Andy is that in the end, the tomb is opened by Angelina, and it turns out to be Dracula's sleeping place, Dracula is awakened to kill, and Jacqueline becomes the highest-level undead vampire for Aniston's sneak attack on Dracula.

Jacqueline demonized and went into a riot, biting Andy to death, who then transformed into a child of light and lit up the world

This story sounds very old-fashioned, especially in the end, Andy suddenly becomes a child of light, which is similar to the plot of a certain Xiangjiang writer who pushes the aliens to solve the problems he encounters in his writing.

However, it shouldn't be a big problem if director Stephen controls the rhythm, and the two have specially pondered the details and set up countless small foreshadowings to make the ending of Andy's incarnation of a child of light not so abrupt.

Moreover, the pictures are all in the style of "Van Helsing", and the sense of substitution is very strong, as for consulting ancient books to find Dracula's secret or something, it imitates the Wanwan movie "Double Pupils".

Anyway, a standard suspense movie, in which various details reveal the existence of gods, Andy is very confident in this movie.

As long as the skill of "Infinite Light" is obtained, Andy dares to drink two cups when he sees Dormammu.

The plot has changed greatly, so the name of the movie has also changed, "The Secret Room Exploration of Three Women and a Man".

In the afternoon, when the latest Ford Raptor advertising blockbuster was launched, "Three Women and One Man's Secret Room" also held a press conference, which was not like the press conference with a table or sofa on the stage like the Dragon Kingdom, just find a random place on the set and a few main creators to be interviewed.

Andy is in the center, Jacqueline and Aniston are on the left, and Angelina and Stephen are directors on the right.

After Stephen barabala, Andy began to speak as a producer.

"This movie is taken from the classic legend of Dracula, and I think the legend will also develop, so with the story of Dracula's descendants, everyone is looking forward to it, and now you can start asking questions."

This kind of suspense movie is different from others, revealing a little more is hurtful to the movie, so Andy finished a sentence, and then put the microphone to Andy's mouth in a bunch.

"Andy, can you tell us how you felt after being fired from The Big Bang Theory?"

Andy's face was expressionless: "I don't feel it, and it's better not to ask questions about things that have nothing to do with this movie." ”

"Andy, some people think that Dracula is as real as a Norse god, aren't you afraid that Dracula will find you when you make this movie?"

Andy hehe: "Maybe Dracula is real, but don't forget, I have a good friend named Saul. ”

Dracula was already burned by Andy and thrown into the aftermath river, whether it will be resurrected by bugs, Andy doesn't know, but with Andy's current strength, it only takes one round to break his neck.

As for whether Dracula will sneak attack the Sacred Valley, Andy thinks it doesn't matter, Johnny is resident in the Sacred Valley, and Dracula can't pass the Evil Ghost Rider level.

"Andy, how did you convince three actresses to join your film? Aren't you afraid of delaying your movie? ”

Everyone else glanced at the Washington Post reporter with dissatisfaction, usually a reporter asks a question on this occasion, and this thing asks the hottest question at once, which is too disruptive.

"Hehe, I said it was my personal charm, do you believe it?"

The gang didn't believe it, and they reached out to the others.

Jacqueline: "I'm just for Andy's face, as for someone, hehe, I'm familiar with it from the inside out, as long as Andy is there, I won't deliberately exclude her." ”

Aniston: "The role was challenging, and Andy gave me enough, so I came, and Jolie and I became good friends since the last time we were on a commercial in Hawaii. ”

Jacqueline and Aniston said the words of the tiger and wolf only Angelina understood, rolled her eyes and said: "I am very dedicated, Andy gave me the position of the heroine, I will definitely put the position and will not exclude others." ”

As soon as she said this, Jacqueline and Aniston instantly sank their faces, they were talking about the three heroines before, but now they are said to be female partners in public, how can this be endured, so they all looked at Andy.

Andy: "Let me interrupt, don't get me wrong, since this movie is called three women and one man, then it is three heroines, and Julie is talking about other supporting characters." ”

Andy used to flicker and say to everyone that the other party was the protagonist, and he dragged on until now, even if he knew what about the three heroines, Andy didn't believe that anyone would turn his face and leave, isn't this just confession.

Anyway, now after Andy finished speaking, the three actresses all snorted coldly and stopped talking.

"Jennifer, just now you said that you and Jolie were filming a commercial in Hawaii, what kind of advertisement can invite you two actresses to endorse together?"

Aniston: "A car ad has just been launched, don't you all pay attention to it?" ”

As soon as he said this, everyone present took out their mobile phones and began to search, and this advertisement became a hot search in less than half an hour after it was launched, and it was easy to be searched.

Many reporters can only be stunned by linen!

I thought that a certain fashion brand invited two people to endorse it, but I didn't expect it to be a car advertisement for three men and three women, and in the end, they wore bikinis next to each other in the sun in Hawaii!

What a plot this is!

"Excuse me, was it the advertiser who contacted you?"

Aniston said, "Of course not, it was Andy who contacted me." ”

When the words fell, everyone looked at Andy differently.

Andy should change his name to Huang Cao Thief!

Now these four appear in the same crew again, and the name of the movie is still "The Secret Room Exploration of Three Women and a Man", what are you trying to do?

Do you want to record some of his collecting habits in this way?

After a few seconds of silence, a bold reporter finally asked, "Andy, did you do a big rebellion?" ”

Andy: "What sport?" ”

Reporter: "You know what I'm thinking, I know you know what I'm thinking but you're pretending not to." ”

Andy: "Hehe, regular reporters don't make up things blindly, but the plot you think may appear in this movie, so you must buy tickets to support us when the time comes!" ”

To be honest, even if Andy has seen all kinds of plots, but the Hawaii scene is also the first time in his life, after all, three famous Hollywood actresses have identity blessings, and it is worth recalling for a long time to come to such a time.

Less than an hour after the press conference, all the news from all kinds of reporters was written and published.

"Shocking, Andy Wong made commercials and movies with Angelina, Aniston and Jacqueline, and had a great time."

"The news I saw today made me only say sorry to Pete, Andy Huang not only wielded a hoe but also held a rake, and his appetite was too big."

"Andy Huang invented the movie harem to choose concubines, is this a moral degradation or the power of a big weapon?"

"It can only be in the greater interest of making the three actresses give up their hatred and cooperation, and Andy Huang once again shows extraordinary ability."

"Andy Wong hates Pete to the bone, and specializes in making movies to record the story of his three women with Pete."

These are a bit of a discipline, and many of them directly start to make things up, even the details of Andy and the three actresses in Hawaii, such as clockwise or counterclockwise, are depicted.

Andy didn't plan to pay attention to these news, originally the movie press conference was just to make some heat, but now there are these reporters who don't have to pay public relations fees to promote it, which is too profitable.

"Andy, I'm Professor Ciro, and I'm writing to tell you that two of your papers have been accepted, of which the sow farrowing paper has been accepted by the Nature physics sub-journal, and the Asgard Space paper has been accepted by the main journal Nature and will be used as the cover article of 2013 (10), congratulations!

As your corresponding author, it is necessary for me to remind you that the cover article of Nature is a very remarkable thing, and you will receive a lot of attention from people in the industry, and I hope you will continue to apply for my PhD students here, and we will definitely provide a full scholarship.

There are two attachments, one is the acceptance notice certificate, and the other is the materials required to apply for a Ph.D. in physics at Caltech, please fill it out as required and send it to me as soon as possible. ”

Andy received an email notification after the play, and he was somewhat excited.

I heard that the "Big Bang" crew hired a guy called Ashton. Kutcher actor came to replace him, and this actor also previously replaced Charlie Sheen in "Two and a Half Men".

There is no dissatisfaction with this actor Andy, he responds to the crew.

So, Andy immediately took screenshots of the acceptance notices of the two papers and posted them on Twitter with a postscript: "Some people say that I, a community college graduate, is not a good believer in physics, and I think about it, why should I, a professional, argue with ordinary people? If you look at these people more than once, you will lose me.

Isn't it fragrant to study physical phenomena by the way, hehe, and I'm about to apply for a Ph.D. in physics from California Polytechnic University, and if it goes well, I should be able to enter this fall. ”

Andy was already on the hot search today, and his every move was followed, let alone tweeted.

Half an hour after returning to the hotel where I was resting, at this time, this tweet has been liked by millions, retweeted by 100,000 plus, and commented by 100,000 plus, among which the most Aite is the official account of the crew of "The Big Bang Theory".

"Well, first of all, I'm going to witness the fall of the greatest show since Friends this year.

As a Ph.D. in science and engineering, I checked these two papers, and they have indeed been published online, the author is determined to be Andy Huang, and the corresponding author is Professor Ciro of the California Institute of Technology.

If Andy Huang successfully enrolls in, he will become the only real doctor of physics in the crew of "The Big Bang", wrong, it was once, he has now been fired by you on the grounds of civil physics, hahaha, is this drama still an inspirational drama, purely reduced to a YY drama.

What a sarcasm! ”

This is the most upvoted comment, and the reviewer is identified as a Ph.D. in Power and Engineering from Michigan Machinery.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Say the important thing three times!

Andy Wong is the most popular film and television person in the past two years, known as an inspirational idol of the younger generation, and is friends with characters like Saul Stark, and now he can even publish high-quality physics papers.

Is this something that a carbon-based creature can do?

It is suggested that the crew of "The Big Bang" will play fake hammer Andy Huang, otherwise will I wait for the salted fish to survive? ”

The reviewer is certified as a Ph.D. in Modern Linguistics from Harvard.

Pasadena, the crew of "The Big Bang Theory", the atmosphere is weird, both the actors and the field workers are careless, and everyone looks at Ashton with an embarrassed face from time to time.

Ashton had a mixed reputation when he replaced Charlie Sheen last time, and this time he was already under a lot of pressure when he replaced Andy to play Andy, and today there was such a big thing, and countless people gave him sympathetic eyes, as if he had seen countless ridicule from the audience.

I want to quit acting

And director Mark and producer Chuck. Rory has not been out of the office for half a day, and the sound of quarrels from time to time has cast a shadow on everyone's hearts.

Penny, the most daring person, pulled Leonard to the door of the office and dangled it, and the quarrel inside was heard intermittently.

"Chuck, I didn't agree to replace Andy before, and now you let me find a way if something happens! Can I get Nature to retract? You think I'm Einstein? ”

"Calm down, Mark! I just want you to talk to Andy privately to see if there's any leeway, and it's best to get him to make a statement that the crew fired him because he was playing. ”

"Idiot! Andy Wong is a small role for you to handle? He's bigger than you now! Can you ban him or what? Now why does he ignore you? ”

"Mark! Now is not the time to quarrel at all! This matter has to be dealt with, and if I can't give Andy a fee, I don't believe Andy will be unable to get over the money. ”

"Chuck, you still don't understand, I'm now sure that Andy is willing to come to the crew even if it's free, even if it's because he likes physics, otherwise it's only $20,000 to shoot an episode with his coffee position? I don't think giving money will solve this problem. ”

"Then go to the woman, did Penny and Bernadette get into Andy's room at night? Let the two of them go to Andy. ”

Hearing this, Leonard looked at Penny with a resentful expression, when Daddario and Upton were looking for Andy, Penny and Bernadette went in to talk about the script together, he was a witness, and it was sad to think about it.

And Penny, her face flashed with anger.

Bang! Kicked the door open.

"Bastard! What do you mean! ”

(End of chapter)