Chapter 199: The Dragon Peacemaker
What else can Aquaman want, of course, is to beat Andy and Thor violently in front of everyone, and unload his arms and legs to maintain his Aquaman majesty.
The question is, these two defendants, a double thunderbolt weapon is still slashing lightning, and a ten-meter sword is growing to 100 meters and swaying, if they make this request, will they start fighting immediately?
If the fight starts, will the dragon Smaug continue to "uphold justice" or stand in the black and eat the black, and simply destroy himself as the plaintiff?
He felt that he was a brave man, and he would never shout for fear when he hit three or three, but the problem was that there were still Mera and the Sea Clan elders here, and he would really cry if he was served in a pot.
So after thinking about it for three seconds, he thumped the trident into the water, causing a huge wave.
"Apologies!"
Aquaman felt that his request was humble enough, but he didn't expect it.
Andy and Sol Qi said, "For what! ”
Thor raised the lightning, Andy raised the lightsaber, and as if he really meant to fight, Aquaman became nervous.
"Lay down your arms! Do you still want to do it in front of me Smaug? Where to put the majesty of my primeval dragon! ”
To Thor's surprise, the dragon Smaug roared, and Thor and Andy laid down their weapons, though still flashing with lightning and lightning.
Since Smaug was so strong, the Sea King dared to say it.
"First, you fought with Malekith and injured Mera, and second, you put a nuclear bomb in the sea and polluted the seawater, so in addition to apologizing to Mera, you have to purify the seawater."
Andy shook his head: "The first one can't agree, when we were guarding the earth to resist the invaders, you ran over to watch the smashing and being injured on your own hands, and the second one, I can't do it to purify the seawater, can I get Godzilla for you?" ”
In fact, Andy's current method is nuclear fusion, and he does not need an atomic bomb to detonate a hydrogen bomb or anything, and there is almost no pollution compared to the previous nuclear fission
Moreover, Andy's last nuclear shock wave released only used three kilograms of uranium-235, and only one or two kilograms were not fissioned, which is nothing compared to the one released by the FD nuclear power plant, which is diluted by seawater and is completely within the safety line.
Aquaman saw that Andy would not give an inch, and turned to Andy's dragon clone.
"Dear dragon Smaug, what do you say?"
Aquaman learned to be obedient, and used honorifics to Andy, Andy's dragon clone made a thinking gesture, and a black flame erupted from his nostrils, instantly evaporating the surrounding seawater, and making waves.
"Arthur, before you insist, did you know that the Dark Elf King Malekith was killed by the Eastern Emperor two days ago? And the Dark Monarch Dormammu was driven back to the Dark Dimension by the Eastern Emperor and Thor together, and you should know about it. ”
How could the Sea King, who hid in the sea all day long, know about this?
Hearing what the dragon clone said, he thought that the dragon in front of him was vaguely warning him that the Eastern Emperor was very strong, don't ask too much, but he really doesn't know the strength of these two.
Before, he knew that Malekis was very strong, but he felt that Malekith should be a lot weaker after being bombed by the Eastern Emperor in front of him with a nuclear bomb, and he heard the name Dormammu for the first time, thinking that he was an ordinary superhero who was slightly stronger.
"Smaug, what do these two things have to do with me?"
This guy is a little bit of a puzzle.
"Malekith wants to snatch the mother box that can destroy the earth, Dormammu wants to drag the earth into darkness, if I didn't get the news, I would have flown over to give Dormammu a breath of fire, the Eastern Emperor and Thor, the two guardians of the earth, have worked together to do this great thing, which should be remembered by the whole earth.
However, when we talk about freedom, we also want to protect personal interests, and we can't say that to save the earth, we have to pollute the ocean, smash the back of the sea into incontinence, and you will have to pay for your losses. ”
Speaking of which, seeing that Aquaman's face was already embarrassed, Andy felt that the time had come.
"So, Arthur Curry, are you sure you want these two to apologize to the Sea Clan? You must not have scruples because they are the guardian heroes of the earth, after all, your face represents the face of the sea clan, and you can't be affected by such a trivial matter as protecting the earth. ”
Aquaman's face has never been so embarrassed, this is clearly sarcastic He said that two well-wishers helped drive away the invading robbers, but you had to pay for the lawn that people trampled on.
What kind of super awesome mentality dog can do!
Aquaman sat on the volcano
"Arthur, see you embarrassed, I'll help you, after all, I can't help you out after receiving your money, since the two of them have brought harm to you in the process of protecting the earth, then you are considered a work injury, or let all the creatures of the earth compensate, on behalf of all the creatures of the earth, it is LHG, LHG's professional management of this extraordinary thing is called S.H.I.E.L.D., I will run for you to see how S.H.I.E.L.D. compensates you for your losses.
What do you think? ”
What else, the other party stands on the moral high ground, and is so strong, even if he knows that the dragon collects money and does not do anything, Arthur Curry does not dare to lift the table at this time.
"I agree."
Just two words, Aquaman muttered quietly, his eyes complicated.
Andy's dragon clone nodded with satisfaction, and turned to Thor and Andy: "You two also have to give me face, don't have an opinion on Aquaman Arthur Curry, he has never seen the world, I don't know what you are doing, I believe he will definitely support your work in the future." ”
"Of course, you are a respected ancient dragon, and even the "Lord of the Rings" of the earthlings is based on your story, and I want to give you face, the sun god."
"Sea and Air Overlord Smaug, I have received your father's help, and I agree with your judgment on this matter."
After saying that, Andy and Thor flashed away through lightning and light respectively~
Andy, who had won a wave of face, raised the dragon's head: "Arthur Curry, I have promised you that you are done, there is no need to worry about those treasures, but send the mermaid who serves me as soon as possible." ”
After saying that, Andy didn't wait for Aquaman to respond, and got into the sea to bring up huge waves, and soon disappeared.
Aquaman didn't expect this matter to be solved in this way, but he always felt that something was wrong, so he turned to Mera.
"Anything that feels wrong?"
Mera didn't interject the whole time, she was very smart and knew that Smaug was facing those two, but with so many elders here, this result was the best.
"No, but Arthur, I think if we want the Sea Clan not to be bullied in the future, we also have to join some superhero organizations."
Aquaman frowned: "How to find this kind of organization?" ”
Pointing downward, Mera winked: "Just him, since the Sun God and the Thor both sell his face, it means that he is very open in front of the Protoss, and he must know which organizations are suitable for us." ”
Do you want to bribe this dragon with treasure?
Arthur fears to be eaten by the dragon again.
After Andy returned to the villa area, he removed all the cameras that could take pictures of his villa and daily activity area to prevent this kind of prying eyes.
However, he still has to use computers and mobile phones, for example, Ding Du's new script has to be read on a computer.
In fact, in addition to these steel bones, Tony Stark's Jarvis, Batman and other superheroes are particularly fond of invading various networks to collect information, and the plan to establish the kingdom of God must be as soon as possible!
Moreover, Andy also specially revised the script of "Arcane Frenzy", preparing to let Andy bless the abilities of believers in advance, and when the time comes, Andy's believers will each have a 100-meter lightsaber and shield to form a Jedi Order, and many things can be done without Andy's appearance.
checked Sred's email, and many movies have been released this month, but there are only two that can compete with "Fury of the Gods" for the box office.
One is Hercules by Iwaki Omori and one is World War Z by Pete.
The plot of "Hercules" is bad, and Andy doesn't have to worry about diverting the number of people watching his movie, but "World War Z" is a good movie, and it is a relatively hot zombie movie, which is somewhat of a threat.
Do you want Nadja and a few vampires to run and bite a few people, and then let the vampire-fearing ones protest against the release?
Anyway, Andy's warm-up is about to begin.
"I couldn't figure out how deeply my performance in "Superhero Love History" was when a beautiful woman screamed "fellow" and ran away.
However, tyranny and absurdity are not the real me, the real me is sunny and cheerful, enthusiastic and generous, and the real me is about to be reflected in "Fury of the Gods" released on June 15, please support me. ”
This tweet is decent, but there are follow-ups.
"Midgard, I'm Saul Odinson, King of Asgard, and I'm officially on Twitter today, and through this account, everyone will know how great a king I am.
In addition, I heard that my good brother Andy Huang is going to release a movie called "Fury of the Gods" recently, as a god, of course I want to go and see it, I heard that there is a scene of Hercules in it, and I will also call the real Hercules together. ”
Thor's profile picture is a pretending photo of him holding a hammer and looking at the stars at 45 degrees, and the certification says King Asgard, a member of the Avengers, and an actor.
The actor is so shameless that he has to ask the Twitter official for this, the reason is that he participated in Andy's "Apollo 2".
In fact, he made a cameo for two minutes, playing himself, saying that "Apollo 2" will end with three episodes, and Andy has not yet considered how to do it in the follow-up "Apollo 3".
Anyway, it is the first time that a superhero with a popularity like Thor has opened Twitter, and after Thor's tweet was sent, it was on the hot search within an hour, and various comments were forwarded.
A lot of people Aite gave Andy a variety of comments after that.
"Andy Wong and Saul are good friends? Unless Andy Wong is a superhero himself, but what is Andy Wong's superpower? It can't be a wheel turn, right? The range of use of this skill is a bit narrow, how to save the earth? ”
"Andy, you successfully pulled Thor off the altar, the small film actor does not deceive the audience of the small film, to be honest, how much does it cost to ask Thor to send an advertisement?"
This is the opinion of most people, and I always think that it is very strange for Andy Huang to get together with Thor, even if Andy has posted photos of eating supper with Iron Man Thor before, these people still don't believe it.
Even many peers sent Andy private messages asking about the announcement fees of these superheroes.
Like Mark, the director of "The Big Bang Theory", he has been chasing and asking Hulk if he can make a cameo in one or two episodes, and he also wants Andy to invite Natasha for an episode, but Andy ignores these private messages and panics.
"No wonder fans have asked you to shoot some Nordic series many times, but you ignore me, it turns out that you are so familiar with Saul, it's a pity, you still want to see something exciting."
This is Andy's old fan message, hehe, it's over.
"Well, Omori also has a "Hercules Hercules" released, but Saul openly announced that he would take Hercules to watch Andy's movie, doesn't this slap Omori in the face, Andy, you're too bad! I suggest that Omori's movie be postponed for a few months, otherwise it will be turned into scum. ”
"Andy, my friend, if it's convenient, you can take Hercules to see the biopic movie where I play him, and let him give his opinion, hehe, please."
Omori didn't think about going to Andy this time, this time he retweeted Sol's tweet and Aite Andy, and his words were a little cowardly.
In this regard, Andy also has no idea of stepping on, who made his film rotten, it is not a myth or a war, it is a personal hero story of a Hercules.
There are few negative reviews, but they are not impossible, such as the following:
"Shameless marketing methods, if you do this, how can other filmmakers live? I beg everyone to ban Andy Wong who uses superheroes to promote his own movies, otherwise the film industry will be over! ”
"Andy Huang, how unconfident you are in your movie, you actually pulled Thor to promote you, hehe, I'm still going to watch "World War Z", this movie is not hyped and Pete is both virtuous and artistic, which is worthy of respect."
"The fate of humanity is in our own hands! Instead of the so-called gods, resist Thor from me! ”
Sure enough, peers are enemies, and in the eyes of these people, even Andy has a superhero friend who has become wrong.
Jumping off the beam, but Andy still has to pay attention to it, so he calls Angelina and exchanges two consecutive nights of companionship for the other party's support.
In the conference room of a film company, the company's senior management, the producer of "Zombie World Wars", the director and Pete are all there, and the projector is constantly updating the latest data of Saul's tweet.
"At present, there are 6.9 million likes, 570,000 retweets, and 1.4 million comments, the first popularity, Pete's promotional Twitter likes are only more than 300,000, and 600,000 comments, don't look at the comments more than likes, most of them are Angelina's fans who came to scold, this wave of publicity, we are far behind, we have to find a way."
After the producer finished speaking, he stared straight at Pete: "Pete, Julie may have been instructed by Andy Huang to tweet about your bad things at this time, do you have any way to get her?" ”
Pete rubbed his face fiercely, he was helpless, if there was a way to get his ex-wife, he wouldn't tear it up until now.
"There's no way, she's not something a man can provoke."
Seeing that Pete didn't want to take care of things, the producer frowned.
"Why don't you hype up Andy and Julie? Let's just say that they have a leg before you get divorced, and morally condemn them, anyway, they have made commercials and cooperated in movies together, and there is room for the media to play, and the past is whatever you want. ”
Everyone nodded at the suggestion and seemed to agree, except for Pete.
He slapped it on the table.
"Nope! Are you saying I can't! ”
(End of chapter)