Chapter 104: Human Face and Dog Body, Reunion Dinner
"it!"
Li Xian rushed over and grabbed the head of the big yellow dog, and forcefully broke its mouth open, trying to pull out the human pill.
only to find that the dog's mouth was already empty, and the dog swallowed the human pill almost on the spot.
At this time, the big yellow dog thought that Li Xian was messing with him, so he immediately stretched out his tongue and licked his hand, and his tail wagged around like an electric fan, and he was very happy.
"Silly dog!" Li Xian slapped the dog's head, grabbed the dog's paw with some concern and began to check its body, wanting to see if there would be any problems with the thing.
Do you want to wash his stomach?
What if this person is poisonous?
Maybe you can't digest it at all, and you just pull it out when you turn around?
Li Xian was thinking about it, when he heard the big yellow dog suddenly stretch out his tongue and roll his eyes and start coughing wildly!
He hurriedly patted the dog on the back, but the slap was empty, and the big yellow dog went out directly, spinning around the room, and then directly supported the ground on his two hind legs, and the person stood up, just stood up, and made a strange woman's voice:
"I died so miserably...... The Great Cultivator of the Void Refining...... Brother...... Senior Brother ......"
This voice Li Xian is quite familiar, it is one of the female cultivators who was sucked into the Immortal Refining Bottle in the Peach Mountain Forbidden Land before!
At that time, the female cultivator claimed to be a refining cultivator in the Qianyuan Realm, and after hiding in the forbidden land and smuggling, she also had the realm of transforming into a god, but in the end, she didn't expect to be sucked into the alchemy bottle and refined into a human pill.
Li Xian's eyes were round, and he quietly picked up a bench in his hand, and slowly touched it towards the big yellow dog, ready to give it a stool at any time.
Unexpectedly, the big yellow dog looked very well-behaved, although he stood on his legs, he still came over and arched around in Li Xian's arms, stretched out his tongue and licked his hand, and a big dog's head shook wildly.
But immediately after, the voice appeared again:
"Death, hate, hate, hate! …… Today, I am very fortunate to be with my brother......"
Li Xian and the big yellow dog looked at each other for a few seconds, and immediately brushed the dog hair off his head, and found a palm-sized human face on the top of its head.
It's the face of the nun from before!
At this time, this face did not have the slightest expression, and the eyes were also white, and it was simply a dead man's appearance, but his lips were unconsciously opening and closing, and he made strange sounds from time to time.
Those words just now came from this face.
However, it can be clearly seen that this face is not conscious, it is similar to the previous human sword, more like a runaway tmall elf.
Is this a side effect of Rendan?
Li Xian patted the still ignorant big yellow dog with some sadness and said:
"Rhubarb, it's hard for you to find a daughter-in-law......
A dog with a human face on its head should be considered ugly in the dog world, and it is obviously at a disadvantage in choosing a mate.
As he was talking, he saw the big yellow dog suddenly look out of the door, jumped over, and left an afterimage, jumped directly more than ten meters away, jumped seven or eight meters high, and bit a sparrow in mid-air, and then landed steadily, and ran towards Li Xian.
There are aura fluctuations coming out of this thing's body!
Li Xian's eyes widened, and he could clearly feel that the aura fluctuations of rhubarb had at least reached the level of qi training!
This thing has been cultivated!
This is obviously also the role of Rendan.
The rumors of the Qianyuan Realm that Yin Ruoxi said before were not wrong, the human pill poured out of the immortal refining bottle could allow ordinary people who did not have a spiritual root to obtain a spiritual root and cultivate on the spot.
And it's not just people, it's also dogs.
Thinking of the spiritual root of the grocery store that he had worked so hard to get, and the big yellow dog in the family casually ate a personal pill and directly refined his qi on the spot, looking like he was much more powerful than his own master, Li Xian couldn't help but be speechless for a while.
People are more popular than people, and people are more angry than dogs!
Just thinking about it, Rhubarb had already taken the sparrow over and put it in front of Li Xian, wagging his tail as if he was begging for praise.
The pride in his eyes was indescribable.
Li Xian touched the dog's head, but accidentally touched the face on the back of the rhubarb's head, and couldn't help but feel a chill, then patted the dog's belly and said:
"You can eat it yourself, you don't have to give it to me, I've eaten it."
Rhubarb understood, immediately opened his mouth to bite the sparrow, and began to gobble it up.
It used to lie on the ground and stare at the sparrows on the trees and eaves, and now that it was finally able to hunt, it was not too happy.
Li Xian stroked Rhubarb's back, feeling very relieved.
This dog has been raised since he was in college, and he has been raising it for seven or eight years, and he is still quite well-behaved, at least he knows that he has good things to give to his owner first, and he didn't hurt it in vain.
However, the side effects of this human pill are really worrying......
Li Xian took a closer look at the back of Rhubarb's head, and under the layers of dog hair, the strange woman's face had closed her eyes and mouth at this time, and she seemed to be asleep.
If you don't peel the dog hair away and look closely, you can hardly see that it is a human face, more like the folds of dog skin caused by obesity.
However, Li Xian will definitely not take this lightly.
Who knows when this thing will wake up and what other side effects it will have.
Judging from the things left behind by these demonic powerhouses that I have come into contact with so far, whether it is the tablet of the Polestar Demon Venerable or the human sword, there should be a more weird and evil place.
In the future, the dog must be taken with him for a closer look.
Otherwise, if one day that goddess cultivator comes to borrow a dog phantom soul, it will be troublesome.
Do you want to refine rhubarb into dog pills? It's reluctant.
However, if this product really has no other side effects, just a human face growing on the back of the head, and occasionally whining nonsense, the meaning of the human pill will become different in an instant.
Just because of this level of side effects, it is estimated that there will be many people who are desperate to take the Ren Dan and gain the ability to practice.
Li Xian picked up the rhubarb and carefully inspected it inside and out, making sure that it had no other problems for the time being, and then he was relieved.
It will have to be observed.
Parents soon visited relatives and came back, both of them were full of red light, and they smiled when they saw Li Xian, obviously this son gave them a big score and gained a lot of face, I don't know what it looks like to be touted by relatives and neighbors.
After taking the pill given by Li Xian yesterday, the changes between the two are also very obvious, at least they are more than ten years younger, and all kinds of illnesses caused by perennial work have been greatly alleviated.
At this time, I watched how my son looked and how pleasing to the eye.
In the evening, the booster team led by Ling Ning also returned to the small courtyard and immediately reported the investigation to Li Xian.
Most of the villages and towns in the entire Linchuan County and surrounding counties have been deeply affected by Luofumen, and almost hundreds of thousands of people have become followers of Luofumen.
At the same time, Luofumen also recruited tens of thousands of miscellaneous disciples, hundreds of outer disciples, dozens of inner disciples, and several true disciples.
It is said that the outer gate, the inner gate, and the true disciples are all cultivators who can cultivate.
Among them, there are mixed cultivators who have awakened in this life, and there are also some reincarnations of small sects and scattered cultivators.
And Luo Lao, the current leader of Luofumen, has changed his name to Luo Yunlong, and it is said that he is a monk of Jiedan.
In the past few days, the Luofu Gate, which was originally quite low-key, has become very arrogant and domineering, and various disciples in the gate have had a lot of conflicts with the surrounding people, and even criminal cases have occurred, attracting the local public security bureau.
However, the energy of the Luofu Gate is huge, and all these things have been suppressed.
After listening to the report of Ling Ning and the others, Li Xian nodded slightly, indicating that he understood.
He didn't want anything to do with this Luofumen, so he didn't bother to care about it at all.
After all, this kind of thing is definitely emerging in Zhongzhou and all over the world now, and it can't be managed at all.
Anyway, after the New Year, I have to take my parents out of here and go to Qingcheng, more things are better than less, and I will have a good New Year first.
What is the threat of this Luofu Gate, and there is still the pressure of the transfer bureau system.
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it has already reached the Chinese New Year's Eve the next day.
According to local tradition, from noon in the Chinese New Year's Eve, the whole family gathers for a reunion dinner.
Li Xian's grandmother went early, and everyone has always returned to their hometown during the Chinese New Year and accompanied the old man to eat at his grandfather's house for the New Year.
The parents went over early to help, saying that they would not let Li Xian go over to work.
After Li Xian got up, he first gave Ling Ning and them a day off, let them move freely today, and said a hard job, so they practiced in the yard for a while, and when it was almost noon, they took the big yellow dog to their grandfather's house.
At this time, the old man's small courtyard was much more lively than usual, and most of his relatives had already returned.
Li Xian's father, Li Guozhong, has a total of five brothers and sisters, four boys and one girl, and Li Guozhong is the third.
Li Xian's father and uncle have been staying in the village to take care of his grandfather, while the second uncle and uncle work in the county seat.
The uncle runs a small supermarket, and the second uncle is a small clerk in the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau.
My uncle died in a car accident more than ten years ago, leaving Li Xian's aunt and cousin to rely on each other, and they also lived in the county, but they returned to their hometown and their mother's family during the Chinese New Year.
At this time, all the elders were busy working, several cousins had also returned, and the small courtyard was filled with the aroma of stewed chicken, stewed meat, stewed ribs and fried goods.
After seeing Li Xian, the relatives greeted with a smile:
"Okay, Xiaoxian, become a big official!"
"Qiuyue, you have to study hard, you have to learn from Brother Lingxiaoxian, and work hard to get a test in the future, and my mother is satisfied."
"Hahaha, our old Li family has also produced talents! In the future, I, who will be an uncle, will be able to show off when I go out. ”
"Idle, hurry up and taste the fried meatballs of the second aunt, the taste is not good?"
"What did your kid give your grandfather a drink? Why is the old man so excited? They all gave us a somersault just now. ”
Li Xian was admitted to the establishment, and Li Xian's grandfather had already told the children who went home for the New Year for the first time.
Li Xian's grandfather was a soldier when he was young, and his grandmother was also very sensible and had always been very strict with her children, so the Li family's brothers and sisters also had a good relationship with each other.
Li Xian's parents' work outside of farming was found by the second uncle.
Li Xian grew up in this kind of big family atmosphere since he was a child, and he only felt extra warm at this time.
Eating a fried radish ball and giving a thumbs up to the second lady, Li Xian said with a smile:
"It's a tonic issued by the unit, it looks like it's quite strong, go back and get some for the elders."
Everyone immediately praised and praised Li Xian's talent.
Cousins and cousins also came over at this time and chatted with Li.
The young man chatted more pragmatically, and went straight to the point and asked him about the treatment of the transfer bureau, as well as the general situation of the revival of the aura now.
The cousin directly asked if the exam editor had any tricks.
is different from most of them, Li Xian's relatives are not bad, and the juniors love each other even more, and they are worried about each other when there are good things.
There is no such thing as mutual jealousy, dismantling, jealousy, and pretending to be slapped in the face.
This is also the kinship status of most Zhongzhou people.
Soon it was time for lunch, and the large round table in the hall was filled with all kinds of dishes.
Li Xian's cousin Zhao Ziyun hasn't come back yet, saying that he went to buy fireworks, and everyone is chatting while waiting.
Just then, a sound of footsteps came from the courtyard, followed by a slightly cautious laugh:
"Uncle Jiang He, are you at home, Uncle Jiang He? Oh, Guozhong, they're all there! Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Uncle Jianghe! The idle man is back too? Great, great......"
When everyone looked into the courtyard, they saw a man who looked like a contractor walking in with a smile on his face, carrying a large bag of cigarettes and alcohol in both hands.
Li Xian's second uncle, Li Guohua, was stunned for a moment and said:
"Village chief? The sun is coming out of the west, and the village chief has come to pay New Year's greetings to our family? ”
This village chief is notoriously snobbish, and he has never been disdainful of small families like their Li family.
As he was talking, he saw a group of people in suits and leather shoes rushing in behind the village chief, all with smiles on their faces, with the brightest smiles.
Looking at their appearance, they all came to pay New Year's greetings to Li Jianghe.
These people's smiles are eager, but their eyes are a little timid, as if they are a little timid in front of the big people, for fear that they will do something wrong and dare not move forward.
The second uncle, Li Guohua, is a person who has seen the leader, and he couldn't help but be stunned:
"Isn't that County Magistrate Zhang? Why did he hide behind like a little henchman? Mom, the one at the back seems to be ...... Looks like it's our director! ”
Li Xian's cousin Li Lei was surprised:
"The first few look a little familiar, as if I've seen them in the news...... It seems to be the great leader of Hannam-do! ”
(End of chapter)