Chapter Twenty-Three: You Loser
Similar scenes play out in many homes.
The birth of the little fire dragon has brought laughter and warmth to countless families.
Many influencers have uploaded interactive videos with Little Fire Dragon, and they have received a good click-through rate.
"Woo woo, our little fire dragon is a warm man, he will massage me with his paws, I cried, Jimei."
"My little fire dragon is super domineering, yesterday there was a vicious dog chasing me, the little fire dragon didn't say a word and drove away the vicious dog! Good looks, strong combat effectiveness, good character, my little fire dragon is the best. ”
There are also many related videos with more than 10,000 likes in one day.
"My parents strongly objected to me raising a little fire dragon, before I bought eggs, they said that if I bought eggs, they would not recognize my son, and finally I consumed without hesitation, I didn't even dare to go out of the room in the days when I first bought eggs, but now I ......" As soon as the picture turned, I saw two middle-aged people holding the little fire dragon and kissing him, the camera was aimed at the boy who had no love, and the tone was sad and angry, "Brothers, don't live with your parents when you raise a little fire dragon." ”
This video exploded, and countless netizens left messages.
"Hahaha, I've confirmed the eyes, it's the same parents."
"The law of true fragrance, typical parents."
The little fire dragon is on the hot search again,
But those families who choose to let the red and white company incubate on their behalf can wait to see what they want.
"Woo woo, when will the little fire dragon go home?" The well-known Internet celebrity Jin Keke rolled on the bed and wailed.
Because he was worried that he would not be able to provide the best incubation environment for the little fire dragon, Jin Keke chose to wait for the little fire dragon to hatch.
It was a long and painful time.
Especially when she saw the videos of various elf eggs, her heart was extremely difficult.
[Congratulations, Ms. Jin Keke, your little fire dragon is in transit. At this time, Jin Keke's mobile phone suddenly rang a prompt tone.
"Coming? It's finally here! Jin Keke jumped up from the bed suddenly, with an excited face, and ran barefoot from the second floor to the first floor.
"Why are you going? Can you look like a lady? Jin Keke's mother accused with some annoyance, "Every day at home, like Nezha, can you pay attention to your own image, you won't be able to marry in the future." ”
"Bha~ My little fire dragon baby has arrived!" Jin Keke quickly opened the door and rushed out casually stepping on the large slippers, leaving behind his mother's roar, "You little ruined girl really bought that kind of creature back!" I'm telling you, if you bring it home, I won't recognize you as a daughter."
Jin Keke's mother looked angry.
This damn world, this damn genetic company, thinks about cutting leeks every day.
His daughters are about to get married, but the whole person is stupid every day, like a boy, tinkering with live broadcasts every day.
It's all caused by genetic organisms!
Moreover.
Even if you launch genetic biology, you can also launch elemental systems.
Oh my God, this is too dangerous.
It's a lizard with its tail on fire, so it won't be burned down when you buy it.
If you're not careful, you'll be disfigured!
Are those audit teams eating and not doing things?
Even such a dangerous creature is allowed to be sold.
It's murder!
It's horrible!
The woman cursed, took a broom in her hand, and looked out the door warily.
If I really bring that monster back, I'll kill him!"
"You, you're so irritable every day, isn't it good that little fire dragon, that's the light of our Xia Kingdom!" The girl's father put down the newspaper in his hand and said with a pleasant face.
"The Light of the Summer Kingdom?" The woman's voice raised several keys, full of disbelief, "A monster with a tail full of flames or the light of the Xia Kingdom?" My sisters can say that the flame is very dangerous, and it will be gone when you take it home."
"You...... I just don't like to look up news on the Internet. The man said helplessly, "Just look at the reports about the little fire dragon on the Internet." ”
He knows his wife's character well, a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart.
Now I resist so much, maybe I may be pampered later.
"Is it really that powerful?" The woman looked puzzled, then snorted, "I won't like it anyway." ”
......
Outside the door, Jin Keke was wearing pajamas, wrapped in a green coat that he was holding in his hand, and pink trousers underneath, standing at the door waiting for the truck.
There was a hint of anticipation and nervousness on his face
It is said that the little fire dragon is very smart, how to face him!
The little fire dragon is so cute, I wonder if it will scare him if I hold it all the time?
The distressed Jin Keke pouted.
Drip, drip!
In the distance, a typical red and white transport carriage with the red and white company logo comes by.
A huge warehouse dragged by five genetic horses.
Jin Keke only felt that every cell in his body was trembling with excitement, and he moved his stiff legs to win.
The gene horse stopped, and the driver said to Jin Keke, who was excited, "Hello, I am the transport driver of the Red and White Company, may I ask if you are ........?"
"My name is Jin Keke!" Jin Keke couldn't wait to say.
"Okay, wait a minute." The driver nodded, checked the documents in his hand, and then opened the warehouse door.
"Wow!"
As the door pulled up, all the little fire dragons appeared in front of Jin Keke.
The huge warehouse is decorated like an outdoor wonderland.
Realistic grass, bright lights, and even a breeze blowing through the warehouse.
"Gaha?" After the gate opened, all the little fire dragons looked out of the door, looking at Jin Keke, the possible future owner.
Being stared at by dozens of pairs of big moist eyes, Jin Keke couldn't help but breathe shortly.
"Oh my God! It's so cute, isn't it? ”
"You pick one." The middle-aged man said.
Jin Keke walked over cautiously, wiped his hands vigorously, and stretched out his hand nervously, "Hello, my name is Jin Keke." ”
There was a commotion in the group of small fire dragons, and the last small fire dragon, with a small flower on its head, looked a little submissive, and walked out.
The little fire dragon milk screamed and put her hand on Jin Keke's green jade hand.
Little Fire Dragon chose Jin Keke.
This little fire dragon is the eldest and thinnest of the group, and it is the pet of the group.
So everyone left this great-looking shovel officer to her.
"So cute! Hello, can I hug you? Jin Keke asked expectantly.
After getting permission from the little fire dragon, she couldn't wait to pick up the little fire dragon.
Soft and smooth body.
With a slight temperature, it was very warm, like a large hand warmer.
"Gaha." The little fire dragon snuggled in Jin Keke's arms, smelling the faint aroma on Jin Keke's body, and couldn't help but yawn.
For the little fire dragons, waiting for a new owner is also a very stressful and difficult thing.
"I'll take you home." Jin Keke carefully picked up the little fire dragon.
I learned the hugging posture from the little fire dragon guide before.
The little fire dragon has his back to himself, his left hand is dragging his buttocks, and his right hand is around his chest, this posture is a more classic posture, but the tail of the little fire dragon will be a little uncomfortable.
Or let the little fire dragon drag the butt with his left hand facing him, and wrap his right hand around his back, this position will be more comfortable for the little fire dragon.
However, Jin Keke chose to hug the princess.
After picking up the little fire dragon, she said goodbye and walked towards home, "Thank you, uncle." ”
"Our family is very big, and you will be a member of our family in the future." Jin Keke whispered to the little fire dragon.
"Are you a girl?"
The little fire dragon nodded.
"That's really smart." Jin Keke exclaimed, "Since you are also a girl, then call you Huahua." ”
Seeing the little fire dragon nodding, she kissed the little fire dragon, "Then call it Huahua." Then she walked briskly towards the house.
"Smack."
The door was opened by Jin Keke.
Jin Keke's mother was waving a broom and shouted sternly, "You ruined girl......."