Chapter 264: Buy One Get One Free
Hei Ji hid in the pile of firewood behind the west wing, which was undoubtedly a mistake, you must know that the idiom "east window incident" was born because most of the things leaked out in the east wing.
Without the idiom "West Window Incident", it is enough to show that there is no hope of wanting to do an action on the side of the west wing to attach the wall to the ear, trying to find something.
Rong Baobao and Bai Ji couldn't help but look at each other, Rong Baobao even almost screamed, but as soon as her mouth opened a little, she was covered by Bai Ji with lightning speed.
"Wait, let's not have preconceived notions!" Bai Ji felt that something was a little wrong, she and Hei Ji had only met Qin Shou'an today, and they were already very familiar with Qin Shou'an's posture, "This man is about the same height as His Highness, but he is not as strong and brave as His Highness, and this one is a little thinner." ”
"You can see it in your clothes?" Rong Baobao is not a martial arts master, so naturally she doesn't see it so clearly, she just has a preconceived idea that when she sees a tall man in Mu Junyan Academy, she thinks it is Qin Shou'an.
Hearing Bai Ji say this, he still felt that the back was very familiar, but he was not completely sure.
"Of course." Bai Ji was a little proud, "We soaked in the medicinal soup pool with His Highness, and we even ran to his bed and lifted his quilt. I'm pretty sure that Your Highness is more generous. ”
The difference between this person and His Highness is like a butcher who kills a pig and suddenly becomes a flyer who turns cakes.
"What!" Rong Baobao couldn't help but reach out and pinch Bai Ji's waist to restrain the urge to scream angrily, "Are you embarrassed to say that Tang Wanrong got the moon first near the water, isn't this all you guys hooking up with him?" ”
"No, we're just having fun, and we don't really want to do it!" Rong Baobao's strength only made Bai Ji feel itchy, and he almost laughed, and hurriedly diverted Rong Baobao's attention, "Who could it be that woman with a headband on her head?" ”
Rong Baobao squinted his eyes slightly, and then the flickering candle flame in the east wing, he could see that the woman's back was plump and mature, and she was by no means a delicate and light girl, and it was very likely that she was the queen mother.
Of course, Bai Ji's senior sisters are also of such a figure, and Rong Baobao couldn't determine for a while, so he hesitated for a moment but said: "This kind of headband seems to be used when it is inconvenient to wash your hair, so as to prevent your hair from looking too greasy...... How could the Queen Mother have the time to use this kind of headband? I don't think there's any need to pay attention to her identity for the time being, you can first determine whether that man is the king of Langya! ”
Bai Ji nodded, she also felt that it was unlikely to be the Queen Mother, didn't the Queen Mother just summon Rong Shangqing? Can you still teleport to Mu Junyan Courtyard?
"I suspect that woman is one of the several senior sisters of the Silent Zhaojian'an...... Maybe it's the Seventh Senior Sister. Bai Ji thought for a while, "It was she who took Her Highness to the Silent Zhaojian Temple, and she would be sent to pick her up, maybe because she had a special relationship with His Highness?" ”
"You...... Don't care who the woman is, look at the man, if he provokes the king of Langya, you can arrest him and hand him over to the commander, and let the commander treat him with a crime of chanting the temple. Rong Baobao said with some anger, she thought it was fun to visit Mu Junyan Courtyard at night, that was because she originally thought that it was Brother Shou'an who was having fun in Mu Junyan Courtyard, but now she found out that it might be another man, how could she still find it interesting? made her happy in vain, and wasted a lot of expressions and moods.
"There aren't many places around here that are suitable for hiding your body, we each pushed a pot of flowers close to ......" Bai Ji looked around a few times, and then pushed the flower pot hard, it didn't feel very convenient, and suddenly had an idea, "Niangniang, we put on a veil, and then tore your sleeves and put them on our heads, so that it looks like a dragon guard on the night watch, and then we each held a torch and pretended to patrol the passing." ”
Rong Baobao couldn't help but rub his temples, why did he choose Bai Ji as an accomplice? Sure enough, in addition to her talent in the affairs of men and women, Bai Ji is a mess!
"Didn't you just say that the current empty Mujun Yan Courtyard is very likely to be a trap set by King Langya? Maybe he withdrew the guards and patrols around him, and now that we walk over in the open, he doesn't immediately notice that something is wrong? Rong Baobao grabbed Bai Ji's ear and said angrily.
Bai Ji's physique belongs to the stronger level of martial arts masters, even if it is not to the level of invulnerability, it is difficult for Rong Baobao's strength to hurt her, but the ears are different, who has nothing to do to train their ears to the level of Bang Bang hard?
Bai Ji was pulled by Rong Baobao's ears and almost yelled, but fortunately, Hei Ji was far away, so he didn't suddenly shout because of Pisces' concentric physique.
"Wait! I've got a solution. Bai Ji hurriedly pressed Rong Baobao's hand, and she thought of two ways at once...... There is really nothing in this world that can be difficult to defeat Bai Ji.
"Speak quickly!"
"First, let's go to the west wing, and then you suddenly pinch me, I can hold back, but Kurohime will feel more intense because of Pisces' concentric physique, and she can't help but scream at the sudden stimulation. This is the strategy of leading the water to the east and striking the west. Bai Ji said triumphantly.
"You're too cunning to betray your own sister!" Rong Baobao couldn't help but smile with affection, it turned out that the twin sisters were like this, and Rong Baobao also wanted to have the opportunity to sell Qin Beibei.
"It doesn't count, does it...... It's just a joke...... Sister, she hid there, and she didn't want to wait for us to expose it first, and then she would sit and reap the benefits of the fisherman. Bai Ji didn't have to use this strategy, and continued: "Second, let's use the trick of astringency! ”
A trick to lure?
Although the first plan Rong Baobao felt ten percent sure, the second plan seemed to be more fun, so Rong Baobao couldn't hold back his impatience and excitedly reprimanded Bai Ji, "What kind of astringent temptation method?" Is it me or you, or are we all together? You are so bold that you dare to design this palace to do this kind of thing to King Langya, you are not afraid that this palace will escort you to the queen mother......"
"Niangniang, when it comes to the trick of astringency, why are you so excited?" Bai Ji was not frightened by Rong Baobao, but stared at Rong Bao Bao calmly and slightly scrutinizing.
"Is there one? No. Rong Baobao was stunned for a moment, quickly shook his head, raised his hand and clenched his small fist, put it under his mouth, and wanted to cough lightly, but now it was obviously not suitable to make such a sound, so he lowered his voice even more and said: "It has nothing to do with you, say it quickly!" ”
Bai Ji is a little depressed, the queen mother is the queen mother, you can not explain it if you use her identity to suppress people, Tang Wanrong gives people a closer feeling in this regard, although she is also a noble concubine, but she rarely uses this identity to put on music, but often compromises with Hei Ji and Bai Ji, and has to expose some thoughts, and is played by Bai Ji in the palm of her hand.
No wonder someone can be the queen mother, and someone can only be a concubine, Bai Ji sighed in her heart, and still admired Rong Baobao a little, after all, when she watched excerpts together in the palace before, Rong Baobao's insights and in-depth analysis of the plot often made Bai Ji feel that she and Bai Ji were almost smart and clever women.
"Do you still remember the excerpt of "A Chinese Girl's Lost Soul"? At the beginning, the male protagonist fell asleep exhausted after having sex with his wife, and then was attracted by the sound of the bathing water and the woman's singing, and came to the bathroom, and then was attracted by the female ghost who was facing the water, and one person and one ghost performed actions that could not be carefully interpreted on the stage, and then every night the man would come to the bathroom......"
This excerpt is one of the top three works in the category of "Humans and Ghosts" arranged by Bai Ji, and you can imagine how exciting and realistic its plot is.
"I've watched this drama twelve times, and none of them have played out how people and ghosts behave." Rong Baobao said quite dissatisfied, but immediately came back to his senses, "You mean to let us go to the bathroom to take a bath and lure King Langya over?" Are you sure that we are bathing and singing there, and it is King Langya who has been lured in, not your senior sisters? ”
"It must be King Langya!" Bai Ji was very sure and slightly contemptuous about Rong Baobao's level of knowledge of the excerpts, "The story is written like this, it must happen like this in reality." Besides, if it's our senior sister who comes, they won't do anything to us, at most, it's just that Niangniang, why are you naughty here with Bai Ji in the middle of the night, hurry back and sleep well. ”
This is also true, Rong Baobao nodded while beginning to recall some of the plots in "A Chinese Girl's Lost Soul", and couldn't help but hope that what happened in the next time would be exactly the same as in the excerpt.
"Ahem...... Then use this one strategy, let's go together, but this palace is the queen after all, how can we really do such a thing? When the time comes, Hongu hides in a bathtub with no water and sings, and you hide in a tub with water to take a bath and make the sound of water. "Rong Baobao is assigned the task of two people, and it feels like Fo Bole is acting when he was a child, but it's a pity that Bai Ji is by his side instead of Brother Shou'an.
Bai Ji's brain is good and bad, she only thinks that those schemes involving men and women are more clever, once she is out of this kind of thing, when it comes to the right plot, her brain is more simple and reckless than Kurohime...... For example, the idea of pushing a flower pot just now, or two people holding torches.
Bai Ji looked at Rong Baobao with some suspicion.
Tonight's actions, Bai Ji is very convinced that both her sisters and Rong Baobao have ulterior reasons.
Bai Ji and Hei Ji, on the surface, are just competing for the benefits that King Langya can give, and at the same time preparing the Langya Wangfu Grotto, so as to fight for that breath in front of the senior sisters, so that they know that Hei Ji and Bai Ji can already be on their own, and they are no longer children they are not worried about!
Some of the deeper thoughts are that they will truly become Qin Shou'an's women from now on, so they can use their emotions and bodies to charm him, control him, and make Kyushu Mansion also available to the two of them, and then crown Hei Ji as the leader of the martial arts alliance and Bai Ji as the first beauty in the rivers and lakes.
In this huge river and lake, Hei Ji and Bai Ji are respected, and even the senior sisters have to admire them.
But what about the Queen? She seemed to just want to find out if Qin Shou'an had a mess of the Silent Zhaojian Nunnery, and how many women he had in this Silent Zhaojian Nunnery.
What does this have to do with her...... Is it just because she cares about the growth of her childhood friend and hopes that he will not indulge in women?
This kind of reason is untenable, because Rong Baobao likes to watch excerpts almost like Bai Ji, and is well versed in the affairs of men and women, can she not know that as a peak master of the eighth grade, as long as she does not day and night, there is not much damage to the man's body at all? Now how long Qin Shou'an has only been playing in this silent Zhaojian Nunnery, does he need to care so much?
Unless she, like Bai Ji and Kurohime, can't participate because she can only watch from the sidelines...... When Bai Ji thought of this, he already understood.
It must be so!
Look at Your Majesty, feminine and a little sissy, how can you compare with Your Highness? Thinking about His Royal Highness's tiger and wolf's waist, and what Shengjun girl His Majesty prefers, doesn't the queen have any thoughts in her heart?
Originally, the queen mother probably didn't have a lot of ideas, but she just watched some excerpts every day to fantasize and satisfy herself, who knew that at this time, her childhood sweetheart came back, and she became such a brave and strong man, to say that the queen mother didn't have some ideas in her heart, it was probably impossible, right?
As someone who used to watch excerpts with the queen mother in the palace, Bai Ji can understand her.
Thinking of this, Bai Ji was silent and did not expose the queen mother...... Bai Ji's courage is not very big, but after all, he wants to break into the rivers and lakes like Hei Ji, so he naturally has the word "chivalrous" in his heart, and he can help in this kind of thing.
"Good...... However, when implementing this strategy, we must first make sure that the man is His Highness, otherwise if other men come, how can we be worthy of His Highness? After all, we will all be the women of His Royal Highness in the future, and we must adapt to this identity and psychology in advance, otherwise once we are taken advantage of by other men, whether it is in front of him or in front of other women, we will be a head shorter. ”
Bai Ji is well versed in the way of struggle, in this place where there are many women, it is impossible to have no struggle, not to mention that between the two major grottoes of Silent Zhaojian Nunnery and Langya Wangfu, even between the same group of people, there is inevitably open and secret fighting.
After speaking, Bai Ji saw that Rong Baobao's face was full of shame and he wanted to stop talking, and hurriedly smiled slightly, "I'm sorry, I counted Niangniang into it, and I asked Niangniang to atone for my sins." ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay...... Let's not take it as an example, just remember the identity of this palace. Rong Baobao hurriedly waved his hand, this Bai Ji is usually quite good at talking, and she is also very understanding, but occasionally she is open-mouthed, and her nonsense is a little annoying.
After the two of them finished discussing, they were about to adjust the angle and continue to observe, and the man also turned around in time to close the window, although he was much thinner, there was no doubt that it was indeed Qin Shou'an.
Bai Ji and Rong Baobao suppressed their doubts about the change in his body shape, leaned down and dived to the bath room on the other side of the west wing, but they didn't see Hei Ji jump out to join them along the way, and they couldn't care much at the moment, so let's implement the plan of the two first!
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Everyone has opinions on the recent slow progress, Xia Hua can understand, but there is no way to change her writing style and rhythm, so she has to speed up, and update 8,000 words tomorrow, it may feel better to write faster.
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