Chapter 35: On How to Fool a Tax Evasion
Glancing at Yu Bai meaningfully, Yan Feng Qili was a little clear, it seems that Wei Gong Kiritsui is really dead, and as for the murderer, it is estimated that he also has the share of the master of the Caster in front of him.
In the information collected from the Assassin, Emiya Kiritsugu once attacked Caster's master, and the relationship between the two is incompatible, so it is naturally impossible for Caster's master to mourn for Emiya Kiritsugu.
And Yan Feng Qili didn't believe that Yu Bai appeared here, he ran to the enemy's base camp to take a walk, and there was definitely an inside story that he didn't know.
For the like-minded person of the same kind of Weigong Kiritsugu, Yan Feng Qili has been a god friend for a long time, but he didn't expect to hear his bad news before they met, which made Yan Feng Qili feel sorry.
is obviously an empty man who is not understood by anyone and doesn't know what feelings are, but it ended so regrettably.
Yan Fengqili, who has not yet changed to become a tax evasion maniac, still plans to find what he wants to pursue from the other party, but unfortunately he is still a step too late.
Feeling Yan Fengqili's strange gaze, Yu Bai opened his mouth and asked, "Is there anything else about this Mr. Priest?" ”
"You ......"
Yan Feng Qili, who was about to say something, changed his face slightly, and glanced around, and an inconspicuous magic enchantment enveloped the two of them.
Yu Bai raised his hand with a smile and signaled that he was harmless to humans and animals: "Don't worry, this is a soundproof enchantment, and I have no malicious intent." ”
Yan Feng Qili took a deep breath and asked, "You are also one of the murderers of Emiya Kiritsugu's death, in order to avenge the incident when he attacked you before." ”
"Interesting, don't you know that the more you know something, the more likely it is that something will happen?" Yu Bai looked at Yan Fengqili, who had been expressionless from the beginning to the present, with great interest.
"Do you count on your Bajiquan martial arts, or do you count on your Hassan Sabah, who is hiding nearby?"
After hearing Yu Bai's words, Yan Feng Qili, who knew that his hole cards were exposed, asked, "You seem to know everything very well, right?" ”
"Yes, including what you've been seeking." Yu Bai generously admitted.
"What I'm looking for......"
Yan Fengqili muttered, looking at Yu Bai's gaze a little more bright, looking forward to Yu Bai's next sentence.
"That's right, you're looking for the ultimate pleasure."
"The ultimate pleasure?"
Yan Feng Qili's face became weird, and a certain middle and second king had said this to himself before.
Pursuit of pleasure......
But where is the pleasure in yourself?
"That's right, the pleasure you pursue is to appreciate the pain of others, hate the happy expressions of others, be happy with the girl's lost crying, trample on the boy who inherited the dream of his father's generation, and even can't help but snatch the lollipop in the mouth of the child next door, smash it with his shoes in front of him, and then listen to the other person's cry."
Yu Bai said half-truthfully, although there are some distorted facts, most of them are real cases.
The expression on Yan Feng Qili's face froze instantly, although his face was expressionless, he only looked extremely weird.
"Am I such a pervert?"
Although he was annoyed by Yu Bai's nonsense, Yan Feng Qili really felt a faint sense of excitement about what Yu Bai said.
Yu Bai nodded slightly, and said very approvingly: "That's right, you are such a perverted person!" ”
Yan Feng Qili's originally happy heart was suddenly destroyed.
Although Yan Feng Qili knows his character flaws and is a little special to ordinary people, he will not be called perverted by the other party.
"I've seen aliens who simply kill half of the creatures because the universe is too populated and make the universe sustainable; I have also seen gods who think that mortals are too filthy and want to destroy mankind; And then there is the righteous partner who is willing to sacrifice his wife for the sake of world peace......
But it's the first time I've seen a pervert like you, who has an extremely twisted personality, and likes to watch others suffer! ”
Yu Bai looked at Yan Feng Qili with a disgusted face, as if he was looking at a mentally ill person who would be contagious, which made Yan Feng Qili, who claimed to be a 'normal person', feel very uncomfortable, and had an urge to kill people.
"I'm not that kind of person!" Hearing the examples of several types of people Yu Bai, Yan Fengqili, who was deeply ashamed in his heart, tried to refute it.
Yu Bai asked rhetorically: "Isn't your dream to see others suffer?" ”
"No, it's not my dream!"
It's just a trivial amusement on my part, Yan Feng Qili said secretly in his heart.
After finding his own pleasure, Yu Bai said this, Yan Feng Qili was never happy, and firmly believed that the pleasure he was pursuing was not his dream.
"And what are your dreams?"
"My dream is ......" Yan Feng Qili opened and closed her mouth, wanting to say her dream, but found that she didn't seem to have a dream.
Yu Bai looked at Yan Fengqili, who couldn't speak, with a look of pity, and sighed faintly: "Without dreams, what a pathetic person!" ”
Yan Fengqili lowered his eyebrows, constantly thinking about his dreams in his mind.
As a tax evasion maniac who has not yet been fooled by Gilgamesh, Yan Feng Qili is intellectually inclined to be a 'normal person', rather than an outlier in the eyes of normal people.
I've found my own pleasure, but what is my dream?
Every normal person has a big or small goal and dream, so what are my goals and dreams?
Yan Fengqili, who had never thought about this, lowered his eyebrows and thought silently.
Seeing the tangled expression on Yan Feng Qili's ice cube's face, this made Yu Bai feel a sense of accomplishment, and the future villain of Dongmu City was fooled by himself like this, so he kindly made another suggestion: "Why don't you do this, how about I help you make a dream?" ”
Yan Feng Qili didn't reply, raised his head and stared at Yu Bai silently, waiting for Yu Bai's next words.
"Look, you will be a happy villain in the future, you can't destroy half of the population of the universe, you can't destroy half of the population of the earth, or else, clean half of the population of this neon."
Yan Feng Qili was speechless: "I am not a villain, and I do not have an anti-human tendency to destroy mankind. ”
"Then redeem humanity, be a partner in justice, save those who are wretched, and this may give you a sense of accomplishment."
Yan Feng Qili began to be disappointed in Yu Bai, and he actually pinned his hopes on the nonsense young man in front of him, it seemed that his brain was abnormal: "I am not a partner of justice, and I don't have such noble sentiments. ”
"So let me ask you a question, do you have any preferences? Hobbies and the like. ”
"What are my hobbies and interests? I didn't ......" Yan Fengqili shook his head, and was about to deny it when a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.
No, I have my own interests!
"I like to eat Chinese cuisine - mapo tofu!" Yan Feng Qili seemed to have found a target, his originally dull eyes gradually lit up, and he said with some excitement.
That's right, I love mapo tofu!