Chapter 270: Blood on the Monkey's Ass
Pokémon Master Lu Ren said so, is he out of revenge? No!
What is the use of the so-called Pokémon?
Especially after his current golden finger came, it was even more useless to him!
He himself doesn't like Pokémon, so what? If something really happens, he will fight directly in the flesh, and he will be the strongest trainer!
No one ever said that trainers can't fight Pokémon, right?
In this way, apart from eating, he really can't think of the use of Pokémon, so it's definitely not stingy! It's not a grudge!
By no means!
"Who said Pokémon can't be a mother?"
A clear river appeared in this dark space, the cold river water flowed slowly, and in the meantime, Lu Ren's voice appeared.
Alphabet River - Lu Ren!
It's just that he didn't mean to continue, he just glanced at the empty dark space and exclaimed, "Is there a big guy?" Help me! Help me! ”
"I feel like I'm probably going to get cold! , it really has nothing to do with me! They drank it themselves! ”
"Why is my life so miserable!"
It's just that these words didn't make Lu Ren in the field move, but Lu Ren was trying to reach out and find out what was going on, but Zimu He Luren dissuaded: "Are you a big guy?" If not, I suggest you don't touch me!"
"I am now in the two major functions of Zimu River and Niang Drowning Spring, you touched me, for the sake of everyone being one, although there may be no accident, but ...... Your bodily fluids are likely to have the dual functions of motherhood and pregnancy, are you sure you need this ability? ”
Hearing the words of the alphabet river Luren, the human body Luren paused for a moment and withdrew his hand.
He doesn't matter, the question is...... If you become Godzilla and sweat or blood during the battle, what will be the impact, will it be considered damage to the earth?
To be on the safe side, forget it......
"Nianghua?"
However, the Pokémon master Lu Ren, who heard this on the side, flashed a strange brilliance in his eyes, this ...... It seems like he could take revenge on Pokémon in a different way?
Hiss!
Isn't that a bit perverted?
He thinks this is a bit perverted!
"Stop! You don't need a pickup lady! On the side, Yue Luren, who was observing the movements of Pokémon Master Lu Ren, decisively hugged him and did not let him move.
lest it change the tasting method of Pikachu to another one, which is too perverted! This kind of perverted thing, the more I think about it, the more excited I become, what's going on?
Hiss!
Oops!
I was affected by this product!
Yue Luren gasped and looked at the Pokémon Master Luren who was being held with some horror, but he didn't let go of his hand.
"Say it! What do you mean by what you're here to say? Yue Luren opened his mouth and asked, can this product also come to someone to upgrade? What else can a river cause trouble?
However, although he thought so in his heart, there was something faintly wrong, as if something had been forgotten by him......
"I am the Mother and Son River! The Zimu River in Journey to the West!"
Zimu He Luren's voice became deeper and lower, if he was just suspicious that this was the world of Journey to the West, then now, he can be sure that he has traveled to Journey to the West!
After returning from the dark space, he stayed in the river honestly, and continued to live his old life honestly, looking forward to the day when he could transform into a river.
I didn't find out that there was anything wrong with me after I came into contact with Uchiha Luren, and the power of the so-called Niang Drowning Spring didn't find anything abnormal, after all, there were actually no animals in his mother river.
Just kidding, what animal can survive in the Mother and Zi River?
In addition, the people in the daughter country were originally women, and for a while, he didn't have any object of motherhood, and he couldn't verify his changes until he ......
A white horse came from afar, carrying a monk on it, and a pig leading the horse in front of it, accompanied by a monkey and a beard, and then ...... So they took some water and drank it, one of them one by one.
is different from the original book, this time, the five masters and apprentices all drank water, and they didn't even let go of the horse!
And then......
Lu Ren can only say that everything went smoothly when the fetus was aborted, but from the moment the mother-in-law version of the five masters and apprentices appeared, Lu Ren really lived in Bengbu.
Right now...... He was blocked by Sun Wukong!
The broken monkey decided that there were monsters in the river, and that if they wanted to return to their original state, they would have to defeat the monsters.
But...... He's not a monster, he's just an ordinary, harmless river for humans and animals!
What's more, the water of the Zimu River was not let by him!
They drank him, and now they are sure that someone on his way is a monster, and there is still a royal law? Is there a heavenly principle?
It's just that the form is stronger than people, and Lu Ren is now a whole river, and he hasn't been discovered by the monkeys, but he is blocked by the door, which is also very dangerous! It was for this reason that he came to this dark space for help.
“……”
Silence, after listening to Zimuhe Luren's narration, several Luren in the dark space were all silent.
"So...... Did you turn the five-person group into a mother? ”
In the end, Yue Luren broke the deadlock of silence and said such a sentence.
"It's more perverted than I want to play...... Pokémon master Lu Ren's eyes widened, and there were two points of incredible.
"Don't blame me for that! They themselves will drink water blindly! "Zimu He Luren called Qu Dao, how can he be blamed for this kind of thing? Who wants to provoke this unfortunate foursome?
On the way to learn the scriptures, anyone who teaches these guys will either die, be arrested, or just wait to be saved by them, in short...... Bitterness is just one word.
Even if he travels through a pure journey to the west and has a relationship with the foursome, he is very unlucky!
"I'm thinking about a question......"
On the side, Lu Ren Moshuo, the human body, lowered his chin, and was silent for a long time before he spoke: "You say, will the mother-in-law scripture learning group come to my aunt?" ”
"Hiss......"
Several Lu Ren looked at him in horror, not understanding why he would think of such a question.
"Probably not, right? The requirements for slaying the red dragon are not high......"
On the side, Yue Luren gave an answer, with the cultivation of the scripture learning group, this kind of thing is still very easy to get.
"You forgot, there is an ordinary person in the scripture learning group......" Lu Ren replied, and at the same time looked at Zimu He Lu Ren, "You're finished!" Buddhism is definitely coming back for you! ”
Just kidding, Tang Seng has become a woman, this is a big deal! Don't say it, the pain that a woman has to go through every month alone can delay the progress of learning the scriptures for another year.
Think about it, Tang Seng covered his stomach and said that he was in unbearable pain and needed to stop and rest, what kind of harm did it do to the great cause of learning from the scriptures?
"Hiss......" Zimu He Luren took a breath, this matter ...... He really hadn't thought about it! And, if he's not mistaken......
"There seems to be blood ......on the monkey's buttocks, too," Zimu River Luren said quietly, his tone full of fear.
(End of chapter)