Chapter 18: What a misunderstanding, I'm not a psychopath
The female ghost had a smug expression on her body, and after letting me go, I immediately ducked to the side, hurriedly rubbing my aching face with my hands, and looking at her with fear.
She raised her pink fist and shook me demonstratively, then sat down on the steel bed where the corpse of an uncle lay and looked at me.
"You are really bold, and you dare to come to work in such a place with such a personality. You are the sweet tooth in our eyes, and everyone wants to take a bite when they see it. ”
"But don't worry, this girl only likes handsome guys, and she won't do anything to you."
Hearing this, my heart instantly relaxed a lot, but I was suddenly stunned.
What she said is not right, what does it mean to only like handsome guys, and not do anything to me, am I not handsome?
It's really visionless!
I stared at her, she was wearing a short skirt, and her facial features were also very delicate and delicate, I have to say, she was indeed quite beautiful.
But at this time, I'm not in the mood to see if she looks beautiful, after all, she is a ghost, although she said just now that she wouldn't do anything to me, but the ghost's words are the most unbelievable.
I looked at her closely, took a step back with my right leg, and then hurriedly retreated in the direction of the door, and I was ready to plan for her, if she suddenly exploded and wanted to do something to me, I would fight with her.
A manly man, he will die with dignity!
"What a coward, I said I wouldn't do anything to you, and you're still so afraid of me."
"If I really wanted to do anything to you, you would be dead."
"By the way, my name is Zhang Nianyu, what's your name?"
Zhang Nianyu sat on the iron frame bed, swaying her long legs in white cotton socks, and asked me with interest.
As soon as she finished asking, she immediately turned her head, looked out the window, and said with a sarcastic smile on her face.
"You're in big trouble, there's a particularly troublesome guy here, and it's still coming for you."
I asked, looking at her with a look of surprise on my face.
"What's coming?"
Zhang Nianyu jumped off the iron frame bed, stood up straight, she twisted her two slender legs and walked towards me, standing next to me, one hand on my shoulder, the other palm caressing my cheek, and said with a smile.
"What a delicate skin and tender meat, no wonder that guy chased you here, I'm afraid you won't survive tonight."
I was shocked, she was very beautiful, why was her heart so bad, she always scared me.
"Han Feiyang."
Concubine Li'er's voice suddenly sounded outside.
I turned my head and looked towards the door, thinking to myself that she hadn't gone off work on business, so why did she come back suddenly?
"Don't go! You're going to die! ”
Zhang Nianyu suddenly grabbed my arm, shook his head at me with a serious expression on his face.
Hearing her say this, I immediately became nervous, could it be that there was something wrong with Concubine Li outside?
That's right!
She was already off work, and she also said that she had something to deal with, how could she come back so quickly?
Coupled with what Zhang Nianyu said just now, I vaguely feel that the person outside is not Concubine Li!
Or maybe she's possessed by something dirty!
"Han Feiyang!"
Concubine Li'er's shouting sounded again, and it became a little hurried.
I stood in place, full of entanglements about whether to go out, Zhang Nianyu also said just now, Concubine Li is here to kill me!
But let's not talk about whether I can run away now, if Concubine Li is really possessed by dirty things because of me, and I run away now, then won't she be in danger?
As a big man with a sense of justice, how can he see death without help.
I immediately had an idea in my head, since the purpose of that filthy thing is me, as long as I go out, will it be able to come out of Concubine Li'er?
I don't know if this method is effective, and I am not sure if it will come out of Concubine Li'er, but now only dead horses are used as live horse doctors.
I ran out, the lights in the corridor flickered, extremely weird, I looked at Concubine Li who was standing in the corridor even more weird, pulled up her clothes, put on a posture that she thought was the most heroic, patted her chest with her hand and shouted.
"Bold and wicked, you are so ignorant of life and death, dare to come to your grandfather and me for trouble! Don't you want to eat your grandfather and suck your grandfather's yang energy, your grandfather is standing here, if you have the guts, you will come out of that woman immediately! ”
"As long as you come out, grandpa will give you to eat and suck yourself!"
Concubine Li's eyes widened, and she looked at me with a puzzled face.
I saw Concubine Li standing in place, and the thing still refused to come out, so I put on a pose, and patted my muscular arm with my palm and said.
"What? Seeing such a good body and such perfect muscles, you don't want to take a bite? ”
Concubine Li bit her lip tightly, walked over in her high heels, stared at me, and then picked up her mobile phone and prepared to call the psychiatric hospital.
"Come out, you come out for me!"
I grabbed Concubine Li'er's face, kneaded it violently, and shouted excitedly.
"Han Feiyang, you're crazy! Let me go! ”
Concubine Li was immediately frightened and struggled violently, and shouted in panic.
Zhang Nianyu stood next to him and laughed, laughing and even squatting on the ground, almost out of breath.
I glanced at Zhang Nianyu, who was laughing wildly on the ground, and then at Concubine Li, who was holding my arm tightly.
"it!"
I shouted, hurriedly let go of Concubine Li, and hurriedly put on my clothes.
Grass! I was mistaken!
Now in this atmosphere, I am really embarrassed to be able to pull out a Great Wall!
"What's that...... Sister Li, I was joking with you just now. You...... I think the atmosphere in this funeral home is too depressing, yes, it's too depressing, I just want to joke with you and liven up the atmosphere. ”
My mind was spinning, and I was smiling and struggling.
Concubine Li looked at me angrily, picked up her phone and said.
"Hey, No. 8 Mental Hospital, I have a mental illness here, you can send a car to tow ......... immediately"
I hurriedly grabbed Concubine Li's arm and hung up the phone, my God, she really planned to send me away.
The joke is getting bigger!!
"You let me go!"
Concubine Li shook off my hand, then looked at me with pitiful eyes and said.
"Han Feiyang, I just thought you were a little abnormal at first, but I really didn't expect you to go completely crazy after two days of work."
"I'm sorry, I made a mistake at work, and I shouldn't have asked you to come to work in the first place. You go to the hospital to recuperate, I will report this to the leader tomorrow, medical expenses or something, I will pay for you. ”
"Sister Li, you really misunderstood, I'm really not sick, let alone mentally ill, I was just joking with you again."
I'm also anxious at this time, after all, I am also studying medicine, and mentally ill people will say that they are not sick, and no one will believe them at all.
"Sister Li, let me tell you the truth, what happened just now was because a female ghost misled me, so I treated you like that, and now she is standing here."
"I can let her confirm that what I said is all true!"